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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
me has been in iraq since 03 still here because have money give info for get money to

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Take the bait, nigerian scams are funny as hell.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gently caress deer forever

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

gleep gloop posted:

lmao on it mam!

ask for nudes

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Mad Dragon posted:

ask for nudes

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Here, fuckers. Don't say I never gave you anything.

:nws:http://faymougles.tumblr.com:nws:

It just keeps going on and on and on.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Apr 15, 2014

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

The Rat posted:

Here, fuckers. Don't say I never gave you anything.

:nws:http://faymougles.tumblr.com:nws:

It just keeps going on and on and on.

Thank you.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Apr 15, 2014

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

gently caress deer forever

car get hit or are they raping the vegetable garden you just planted?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The Rat posted:

Here, fuckers. Don't say I never gave you anything.

:nws:http://faymougles.tumblr.com:nws:

It just keeps going on and on and on.

:eyepop:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Apr 15, 2014

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

gently caress deer forever

Deer meat is fuckin delicious, especially deer jerky.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

super thin breaded deer cutlets cooked in olive oil is fantastic.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

tuluk posted:

car get hit or are they raping the vegetable garden you just planted?

idiot deer ran at my loving car at top speed, hit my rear driver side head on. Never saw it until I got out of the car and saw it rolling around on the ground. Then it ran off to be an idiot piece of poo poo animal. Dude behind me pulls up in a work truck, rolls down his window and yelled "THAT PIECE OF poo poo human being DEER CAME OUT OF loving NOWHERE!" then drives off. Dude owns.

I'm fine, car has a dent right below the gas door but w/e it's a 10 year old car and all I really do is run errands in it. Still pisses me off though.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

idiot deer ran at my loving car at top speed, hit my rear driver side head on. Never saw it until I got out of the car and saw it rolling around on the ground. Then it ran off to be an idiot piece of poo poo animal. Dude behind me pulls up in a work truck, rolls down his window and yelled "THAT PIECE OF poo poo human being DEER CAME OUT OF loving NOWHERE!" then drives off. Dude owns.

I'm fine, car has a dent right below the gas door but w/e it's a 10 year old car and all I really do is run errands in it. Still pisses me off though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPas5Xu0_8M



The Rat posted:

Here, fuckers. Don't say I never gave you anything.

:nws:http://faymougles.tumblr.com:nws:

It just keeps going on and on and on.

you gave me an erection, thx

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

idiot deer ran at my loving car at top speed, hit my rear driver side head on. Never saw it until I got out of the car and saw it rolling around on the ground. Then it ran off to be an idiot piece of poo poo animal. Dude behind me pulls up in a work truck, rolls down his window and yelled "THAT PIECE OF poo poo human being DEER CAME OUT OF loving NOWHERE!" then drives off. Dude owns.

I'm fine, car has a dent right below the gas door but w/e it's a 10 year old car and all I really do is run errands in it. Still pisses me off though.

Having your car get hosed up by a deer was totally worth it just for that guy to say that.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

idiot deer ran at my loving car at top speed, hit my rear driver side head on. Never saw it until I got out of the car and saw it rolling around on the ground. Then it ran off to be an idiot piece of poo poo animal. Dude behind me pulls up in a work truck, rolls down his window and yelled "THAT PIECE OF poo poo human being DEER CAME OUT OF loving NOWHERE!" then drives off. Dude owns.

I'm fine, car has a dent right below the gas door but w/e it's a 10 year old car and all I really do is run errands in it. Still pisses me off though.

crack-head deer. musta come from waterbury ct.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

tuluk posted:

crack-head deer. musta come from waterbury ct.

I was in Meriden, by Hubbard Park, which is idiot deer heaven. It's basically Waterbury when someone gives it enough money to buy a mens wearhouse suit so it can go to court over missed child support payments.

My kid was in the backseat when it happened, I'm just happy the window didnt shatter on her or anything, or else I'd have jumped out and curbstomped the gently caress out of the loving deer like I was ed norton in american history x. I hope a pack of coyotes eats the deer alive.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Having your car get hosed up by a deer was totally worth it just for that guy to say that.

Agreed

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I once drove through a really creepy, run-down neighborhood around the border between NY and Jersey where there were a bunch of deer standing on somebody's front lawn, and as I drove past the front door opened and a lady tossed out what looked like bagels or rolls, and the deer went apeshit. One of them spazzed out and ran out into the road and nearly hit the car. On that same street was a shed with its entire outside covered in rusty hooks and saws and poo poo. Fuckin' Silent Hill poo poo.

Also, gently caress Connecticut.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Also, gently caress Connecticut.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

pssh posts getting censored by THE MAN

i know who the Somebody in Somebody hosed Around With This Message is

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Apr 15, 2014

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Could be worse, km, a moose cow did the same thing to my dad's truck. He had to striaght up replace the door.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Also, gently caress Connecticut.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
i know nick cage is bad and all but the movie Joe takes it to a whole new level

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

did anyone see Raid Redemption 2? is it good?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I've heard Raid 2 is pretty insane and good, haven't seen it yet though.

quote:

deer talk

I haven't had venison in a long rear end time. I need to go hunting this fall, but I have no idea where to go around Washington.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

The Rat posted:

Here, fuckers. Don't say I never gave you anything.

:nws:http://faymougles.tumblr.com:nws:

It just keeps going on and on and on.

I never understood why people would write programs like TumblRipper.


Now I do.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Cool, Abu Ghraib talk in sociology class

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Some kid in a class of mine asked how long I was in for and then told me he's joining the Navy as a SWO. All I could say was sorry, but he kept parroting all of the cool recruiter lines at me.

Dumb kid.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

shyduck posted:

Cool, Abu Ghraib talk in sociology class

Were they for or against????

holocaust bloopers posted:

Some kid in a class of mine asked how long I was in for and then told me he's joining the Navy as a SWO. All I could say was sorry, but he kept parroting all of the cool recruiter lines at me.

Get him an account and send him to the Navy thread, we've only got one baby SWO right now I think and I don't think he'll last for laughs much longer

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

shyduck posted:

Cool, Abu Ghraib talk in sociology class

They make pretty good fishin' rods. :haw:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



mods please change thread title tia

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
http://m.military.com/daily-news/2014/04/11/black-lawmakers-appeal-to-dod-over-hairstyle-ban.html?ESRC=army-a.nl

Abloo-bloo goddamn bloo-bloo :qq:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


bitch be trippin, the guide says a weave is ok

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I think it's time to go scorched earth in the serious cop thread

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
If you don't like space (or prefer oceans) gently caress you.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

holocaust bloopers posted:

If you don't like space (or prefer oceans) gently caress you.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

holocaust bloopers posted:

If you don't like space (or prefer oceans) gently caress you.


Space is just an ocean of stars, bro

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Reminder: NASA drew a dick on Mars.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

holocaust bloopers posted:

If you don't like space (or prefer oceans) gently caress you.


holly bloops

i like u

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Hey guys I actually belong here now :)

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