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EXTREME INSERTION posted:We can write mad libs erotica I'm down for this. Baby belugas writing erotic novelas to put up on amazon. E: Crow Jane posted:I don't think Harlequin publishes scat What do we call their published books then?
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Al Borland posted:I'm down for this. It may be a bit funny actually
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Apr 15, 2014 02:39
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pixelbaron posted:work 'holler' into a sex scene somehow Appalachain Trail: Seeing Brown will credit you
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:We can write mad libs erotica Place: Noun: Verb: Preposition: Noun:
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When I worked in a bookstore, we'd get customers (if there were any) out of the store at closing time by having this guy with a horrible nasal-y nerd voice get on the PA and read random pages of books from the erotica section I'll never forget his awful voice saying the words "sperm dowel"
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viscous wolves posted:they rubbed they bits together
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oval office raja posted:maybe the new-to-the-city girl could walk in on a orgy somehow Why doesn't the elevator at her new job ever stop at the 9th floor? Susan finds out! EXTREME INSERTION posted:We can write mad limbs erotica Like, really long limbs, with multiple joints and hands? i want no part of this. pixelbaron posted:they did that thing and hollered lustily They did that sex thing. Their hollers were so loud they drove the birds from her yard forever.
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Crow Jane posted:When I worked in a bookstore, we'd get customers (if there were any) out of the store at closing time by having this guy with a horrible nasal-y nerd voice get on the PA and read random pages of books from the erotica section hahaha I wonder if anyone's described a vagina as the mariana trench before
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:It may be a bit funny actually Would we be creating our own piece of literature with it? Or would we be reworking an existing one with it? And if we are reworking one would we be using the erotic words or using non erotic words in erotic novels? E: For example Ayn Rand's the fountain head to erotic novel. Or 50 Shades of grey to non erotic novel.
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taht is not erotic
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change wand to wang in harry potter
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The thing is that love is actually pretty appealing and sexy in and of itself if you don't make it sound stupid
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I once had the idea of rewriting public domain novels as erotic fiction but then I didn't want to be known for writing erotic cowboy novels and gothic horrors.
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Pick posted:The thing is that love is actually pretty appealing and sexy in and of itself if you don't make it sound stupid she looked at the mystery man from across the room and got all gooey inside and knew that they would love each other forever & ever. she held his hands and looked into his eyes and they looked into each others eyes for like ten minutes and it was beautiful and eternal and there were birds singing then they hosed
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Apr 15, 2014 02:48
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I sold this and another secret baby book to a customer once and it was the only time I've struggled to keep a straight face during a sale There are a lot of secret baby romance novels out there
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Best Tasting! posted:I sold this and another secret baby book to a customer once and it was the only time I've struggled to keep a straight face during a sale whaaat is goin ooooon there
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Shithouse Dave posted:Welp I guess the immigration dicks are done reading though our 60 pages of IRC logs because now they just wanna sight and stamp my passport and I'm in for good! Yay! Hopefully this makes your life that much easier.
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legends of the hidden baby nobody can put the silver dildo together right have they even seen a dick before god
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shhh it's a secret a secret baby
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why you out in a storm with that baby
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the crotchslaps echoed their pleasured cacophony through the halls yet were drowned out by his regrets of decadent meals
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put a baby in an envelope and seal it with wax keep it secret keep it safe
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his fatrolls glistened in the moonlight as he took the big mac into his mouth
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pixelbaron posted:why you out in a storm with that baby He probably salvaged it from a shipwreck, that looks like a pretty bad storm and the lighthouse keeper is most likely a drunk
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MOTIVE: SECRET BABY oh my god
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nobody writes erotica i like it's always so damned hosed up eat a pancake bitch, also you're my slave!!!
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Gonna write a harlequin book about a sexy CIA agent who falls in love with a prisoner at Guantanamo Bay. She helps him escape and ends up converting to radical Islam; they flee to the mountains of Pakistan where she uses her skills to train a new generation of holy warriors and they live happily ever after. Half the book is nothing but monologues about US imperialism. edit: for real, I think that's p. romantic, in a way.
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little did you know it was a slave pancake... now you can only... do my bidding oh master pancake master
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 I think this was the other one SAVE A BABY SUPER ROMANCE
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50s style submissiveness and values are making a really weird loving comeback it is both arousing and concerning
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gonna assume that has somethin to do with bein a single dad or something i hope
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pixelbaron posted:gonna assume that has somethin to do with bein a single dad or something secret pancake
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Pick posted:nobody writes erotica i like it's always so damned hosed up The Billionairess's Stockmaster (18+, bdsm, taxes, paperplay, foot fetishism, hostile takeovers) Mated by a Manticore (While a Zoologist Sketches the Act) Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Apr 15, 2014 |
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Pick posted:secret pancake cmon pancake we gotta get outta this storm
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