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Neurolimal posted:The Billionairess's Stockmaster (18+, bdsm, taxes, paperplay, foot fetishism, hostile takeovers) here's my loving erotica plot, buckle up dorktowns: someone is sad, they fall in live and become happy for mentally sound reasons (also they have sex somewhere in this process)
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words are like jellybeans. you know you're buying a bag of jellybeans, but there are so very many delicious flavors that is an awful metaphor but i like it
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Apr 15, 2014 03:04
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sounds good, fit in some demon muses that are also horses and you have yourself an amazon bestseller
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Apr 15, 2014 03:05
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Jellybeans are gross
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Crow Jane posted:Jellybeans are gross what
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Apr 15, 2014 03:06
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Crow Jane posted:Jellybeans are gross 
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Apr 15, 2014 03:06
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i like some jellybeans but not others
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Apr 15, 2014 03:07
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i have never seen someone willingly eat jelly beans before maybe theres an untapped market for jelly beaned under duress novels
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Apr 15, 2014 03:07
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Neurolimal posted:sounds good, fit in some demon muses that are also horses and you have yourself an amazon bestseller not at all. the safe bet is a highschool setting. gay space horses are a liability
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Apr 15, 2014 03:07
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Somebody compile my posts itt and publish them as erotica Posts so good it'd turn anybody on
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Apr 15, 2014 03:07
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Pick posted:little did you know it was a slave pancake... now you can only... do my bidding Make it a waffle and you've got yourself a 3 book deal.
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Apr 15, 2014 03:07
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one of my coworkers is addicted to jellybeans
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Apr 15, 2014 03:07
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Destroy any jelly bean which is not fruit flavor
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Apr 15, 2014 03:08
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GNU Order posted:Destroy any jelly bean which is not fruit flavor
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Apr 15, 2014 03:08
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Neurolimal posted:i have never seen someone willingly eat jelly beans before My grandpa loved the gross black ones. He willingly ate handfuls of them every Easter
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Apr 15, 2014 03:09
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Crow Jane posted:My grandpa loved the gross black ones. He willingly ate handfuls of them every Easter was he a vacuum cleaner
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Apr 15, 2014 03:09
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I'll eat all the licorice jelly beans
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Apr 15, 2014 03:09
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popcorn flavor??? no you go in the trash
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Apr 15, 2014 03:09
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Pick posted:was he a vacuum cleaner Yes
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viscous wolves posted:I'll eat all the licorice jelly beans oh my
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Apr 15, 2014 03:10
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Best Tasting! posted:popcorn flavor??? no you go in the trash popcorn flavour is nasty as hell
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Apr 15, 2014 03:10
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viscous wolves posted:I'll eat all the licorice jelly beans So you're to blame for those. And OMG
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Apr 15, 2014 03:10
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popcorn flavoured jellybeans are an abomination
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Best Tasting! posted:popcorn flavor??? no you go in the trash
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Apr 15, 2014 03:11
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Bathed by the Behemoth (full nudity, unshaved, suds) quote:popcorn flavor??? no you go in the trash wtf theres popcorn jelly beans, are you sure you arent eating some years old harry potter tie-in candy
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Apr 15, 2014 03:11
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anything coffee flavoured is horrendous
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Apr 15, 2014 03:12
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viscous wolves posted:I'll eat all the licorice jelly beans mods?
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Neurolimal posted:wtf theres popcorn jelly beans, are you sure you arent eating some years old harry potter tie-in candy they are a classic flavor, and terrible
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Apr 15, 2014 03:12
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Titty Warlord posted:anything coffee flavoured is horrendous my favorite ice cream is one scoop coffee flavor one scoop orange (creamsicle or sherbert) does this make me a disgusting person
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Apr 15, 2014 03:13
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Neurolimal posted:wtf theres popcorn jelly beans, are you sure you arent eating some years old harry potter tie-in candy jelly belly thinks the general public would like to eat popcorn jellybeans i do not know who gave them this impression
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Apr 15, 2014 03:13
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Saltwater taffy is good
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Apr 15, 2014 03:13
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Crow Jane posted:Saltwater taffy is good
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Apr 15, 2014 03:14
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gently caress jellybeans wait no that's not what i meant also, go outside, look at the moon pretty sweet
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Apr 15, 2014 03:14
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i am gay for the moon
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Apr 15, 2014 03:15
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Licorice jelly beans are awesome. Only really enjoyed by truly good people.
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Apr 15, 2014 03:16
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Neurolimal posted:my favorite ice cream is one scoop coffee flavor one scoop orange (creamsicle or sherbert) yeah
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Apr 15, 2014 03:16
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gently caress
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Apr 15, 2014 03:17
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I want to write incredibly politically problematic erotica.
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Apr 15, 2014 03:17
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viscous wolves posted:I'll eat all the licorice jelly beans i hate black licorice but the jelly bean version is crack i can't look at the moon it reminds me of a girl 
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Pick posted:i am gay for the moon boners angled skyward gonna stare at the moon once it's out, it's been super bright these past few days Captain Candiru posted:Licorice jelly beans are awesome. Only really enjoyed by truly good people. although I love licorice jelly beans I understand that others do not like them and I am glad about that, because it means I get to eat all the licorice ones
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