MH370.exe

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The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

THS posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 04:36

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 05:55

Suicide Sam E.: Jun 30, 2013; by XyloJW

The Droid posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 04:40

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

locate cocaine.

# ? Apr 15, 2014 04:42

Freakbox: Dec 22, 2009; "And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

Saalkin posted:

That would be in India- there is literally a part of india known as "The Cocaine Coast".

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/2014/02/15/tourism_crisis_on_indias_cocaine_coast.html

# ? Apr 15, 2014 04:51

Advantageous: Apr 8, 2012

press the dive button

# ? Apr 15, 2014 04:59

Yardbomb: Jul 11, 2011; What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Gnaw at the dead soldier's groin, gay zombie

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:01

cock hero flux: Apr 17, 2011

wait until nightfall, then attack the big ship under cover of darkness

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:09

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

make the drones go rogue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:10

Suicide Sam E.: Jun 30, 2013; by XyloJW

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Yes!

Set them from "airplane recovery buddy" mode to "military" mode a la Red Planet. That'll screw with the other search people.

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:12

The Dirtiest Harry: May 31, 2011; "Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry: every dirty job that comes along."

SniperWoreConverse posted:

This. We don't need people to go pirating with us. We are just as happy with robots. Robots will UNDERSTAND OUR PAIN. :shepicide:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:21

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:46

BHB: Aug 28, 2011

Atma posted:

attack fish with drone

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:48

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

>detain the strange fish for questioning re: the whereabouts of MH370

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:48

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

surface the drone

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:51

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Tell the fish you're gay.

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:51

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

ultrafilter posted:

this

Concerned Citizen posted:

then this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:53

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

>Take a blown-off piece of flesh from the man, sate the hunger of your aquatic ally

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:54

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

> Christen the fish "MH370" then radio in that you've found it

# ? Apr 15, 2014 05:55

ROFLSAWS: Mar 28, 2005; You can't hide forever, Methuselah; College Slice

Request sexual favors from fish using a terrible Gungan accent in exchange for VoMitcoins.

# ? Apr 15, 2014 06:01

The Dirtiest Harry: May 31, 2011; "Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry: every dirty job that comes along."

Dreggon posted:

Definitely this.

# ? Apr 15, 2014 06:14

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

find the mh370 within you

# ? Apr 15, 2014 06:15

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Dreggon posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 06:27

Roleplaying Larry: Dec 5, 2008

Dreggon posted:

lmao do this

# ? Apr 15, 2014 06:31

Dr. Witherbone: Nov 1, 2010; CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

Dreggon posted:

fantastic game choice and fish name IMO

# ? Apr 15, 2014 06:43

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Dreggon posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 06:50

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

>Surface drone, put machine gun on drone, launch drone strike on command ship

# ? Apr 15, 2014 06:52

tote up a bags: Jun 8, 2006; die stoats die

Dreggon posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 06:54

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

> inventory

# ? Apr 15, 2014 06:58

Yardbomb: Jul 11, 2011; What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Dreggon posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 07:00

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Vengarr posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 07:04

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

Vengarr posted:

backing this

# ? Apr 15, 2014 07:13

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Dreggon posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 07:15

ScaryJen: Jan 27, 2008; Keepin' it classy.; College Slice

Dreggon posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 07:16

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

>Put on a diving suit and join the drone

# ? Apr 15, 2014 07:21

For Your Health!: Sep 1, 2008; do not fear the ass

Feranon posted:

upon the fish's inevitable lack of a response, then

Dreggon posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 07:28

Lazyhound: Mar 1, 2004; A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

Dreggon posted:

then, use the flurry of activity this provokes as cover to

Vengarr posted:

# ? Apr 15, 2014 07:31

Cantorsdust: Aug 10, 2008; Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Lazyhound posted:

exactly this

# ? Apr 15, 2014 07:41

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Dreggon posted:

lol yes

# ? Apr 15, 2014 07:55

Hipster Occultist: Aug 16, 2008; _{He's an ancient, obscure god. You probably haven't heard of him.}

Dreggon posted:

qtiyd

# ? Apr 15, 2014 08:10

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 05:55

Suicide Sam E.: Jun 30, 2013; by XyloJW

>Use the power of the blood moon to bring that dead security guy to life.

>Feed living dead guard to sharks.

# ? Apr 15, 2014 08:26

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