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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

loquacius posted:

I think one of the main problems he had in 2008 is that "Huckabee" is a silly-sounding name and it's impossible to take anyone named "President Huckabee" seriously. Eight years later it's not gonna be any less silly.
I don't know, if you repeat something enough times it'll just start losing its meaning.

If we elected a Senator Cockmangle to the Presidency it'd probably be hilarious a couple years, and then everyone would just start saying Cockmangle with a straight face like it's a normal name. Hell, if he's good enough maybe Cockmangle would become synonymous with the concept good governance!

I may have stolen this bit wholesale from Family Guy

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Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



Hobologist posted:

So how do you explain that after the spike in gun deaths there was a reversal for a couple of years. Did people just murder defend themselves from all the people they wanted to shoot and had to wait for the supply to build up again?

IIRC, they realized that a spike in murders didn't look good on paper and reclassified deaths where SYG was invoked to count as "accidents caused by self-defense" instead of straight-up murder.

Merrill Grinch
May 21, 2001

infuriated by investments

JT Jag posted:

I don't know, if you repeat something enough times it'll just start losing its meaning.

If we elected a Senator Cockmangle to the Presidency it'd probably be hilarious a couple years, and then everyone would just start saying Cockmangle with a straight face like it's a normal name. Hell, if he's good enough maybe Cockmangle would become synonymous with the concept good governance!

I may have stolen this bit wholesale from Family Guy

That can't be true, I don't believ..oh. https://www.facebook.com/JohnManloveforCongress

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

lest we forget, Wayne DuMond.

quote:

...DuMond received his second sexual assault conviction from a rape perpetrated in Arkansas in 1984. The victim, Ashley Stevens, was a 17-year-old cheerleader and a third cousin of then-Governor Bill Clinton.[11] Although she is much younger than Clinton, they share the same set of great-great-grandparents.

...

[DuMond's case] "...became a cause celebre among some evangelical Christians in Arkansas after DuMond claimed to have undergone a religious conversion. DuMond's supporters argued that he was not being treated fairly because one of his alleged victims was a distant cousin of Bill Clinton. They accused Clinton, then governor of Arkansas, of preventing DuMond's release from prison in defiance of the wishes of his own parole board."[18]

...

Huckabee, addressing DuMond as "Dear Wayne," wrote to DuMond in January 1997: "My desire is that you be released from prison."[19] The letter explained why the governor had denied commutation but instead was recommending parole on the grounds that parole would result in supervision, which Huckabee was said to have felt was important.

The details of how much assistance Huckabee provided to DuMond remain uncertain, in part because the governor met in "executive session" with five of the seven parole board members to discuss the issue, and the administrator who normally took notes was removed from the room. This is a violation of Arkansas law as such secret executive sessions are limited by statute to discussions regarding personnel decisions, specifically to avoid the appearance of undue influence from the Governor's office.

...

Following his 1999 parole, DuMond moved to Missouri in August 2000, where he married Terry Sue, a member of a church group who visited him while he was incarcerated in Arkansas. On June 22, 2001, DuMond was arrested and charged with the September 20, 2000, rape and murder of Carol Sue Shields.[24] DuMond was convicted in the summer of 2003.[25]

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

loquacius posted:

You realize you are saying you agree that being frisked by the TSA is equivalent to or worse than anything the North Korean government does. Because that's what he said.

Politics involved hyperbole film at 11.

Rap Record Hoarder posted:

IIRC, they realized that a spike in murders didn't look good on paper and reclassified deaths where SYG was invoked to count as "accidents caused by self-defense" instead of straight-up murder.

Part of that spike if it is just murders not all deaths is because around that time FL got brutalized by the housing burst and general downturn.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

What scares me about him particularly is that unlike, well, all other Republican candidates, he seems to generally avoid unforced errors. All of the clown car candidates from 2012 had an amazing ability to shoot themselves in the foot by saying stupid things; Obama didn't have to actually beat them, he could let them beat themselves. Huckabee is sharp enough that he can generally avoid that and put a positive spin on his crazy. In a presidential election that's a *really* important skill to have.


Uncle Sugar
http://youtu.be/GhIx5Q7-iCk

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Ok whew! Hadn't seen that before.

Dystram
May 30, 2013

by Ralp

loquacius posted:

I think one of the main problems he had in 2008 is that "Huckabee" is a silly-sounding name and it's impossible to take anyone named "President Huckabee" seriously. Eight years later it's not gonna be any less silly.

Hillary will whisper "Fuckabees" into his ear when they do that whole handshake "aren't we such good pals" bullshit after the debates.

menino
Jul 27, 2006

Pon De Floor

DeusExMachinima posted:

Politics involved hyperbole film at 11.


You're saying that all hyperbole is acceptable when talking about politics?

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

JT Jag posted:

I don't know, if you repeat something enough times it'll just start losing its meaning.

If we elected a Senator Cockmangle to the Presidency it'd probably be hilarious a couple years, and then everyone would just start saying Cockmangle with a straight face like it's a normal name. Hell, if he's good enough maybe Cockmangle would become synonymous with the concept good governance!

I may have stolen this bit wholesale from Family Guy

Yeah it seems that everyone has forgotten that we elected Barack Hussein Obama twice.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

menino posted:

You're saying that all hyperbole is acceptable when talking about politics?

Yes and anyone who disagrees is literally Hitler.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

DeusExMachinima posted:

Yes and anyone who disagrees is literally Hitler.

Nice try with the hyperbole there satan. We know your tricks.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

How long has it been since Salon went from respected articles to Viral Nova? I just read a few and it was pretty painful

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Anybody see this:

http://americablog.com/2010/10/teabaggers-joe-the-plumber-phyllis-schlafly-join-to-stop-anti-puppy-mill-bill.html

These people are just cartoonishly evil, aren't they...

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


This country was founded on the ideal that a man can literally torture puppies if he so wishes.

Phyllis Schafly is one of the Worst People of All Time so it'd be more surprising if she wasn't in favor of dog murder.

Helpful graph to demonstrate:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
The person who made that graph must have been laughing their asses off as they did it.

made of bees
May 21, 2013
I didn't even realize Phyllis Schafly was still alive, I associate her with Religious Right stuff from the 70s and 80s.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

made of bees posted:

I didn't even realize Phyllis Schafly was still alive, I associate her with Religious Right stuff from the 70s and 80s.

I'll always associate her with being the biggest gender traitor of all time and also my parents got her news letter when I was growing up.

Eagle Forum is one of the more incredible forces for evil in the US today.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

made of bees posted:

I didn't even realize Phyllis Schafly was still alive, I associate her with Religious Right stuff from the 70s and 80s.

I'm pretty sure a phylactery is a prerequisite for being that cartoonishly evil. See Cheney, Dick and Scalia, Antonin for other examples.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

A Winner is Jew posted:

Scalia, Antonin

Scalia is actually a Native American trickster spirit enacting revenge against the invaders.

Talmonis
Jun 24, 2012
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

fool_of_sound posted:

Scalia is actually a Native American trickster spirit enacting revenge against the invaders.

The bastard has terrible aim then.

Mr. Stingly
Sep 1, 2001

Satanic cop-killing henchman with a heart of gold
Is the purpose of voting in a democracy/republic to vote your interests ONLY, or must you always take into consideration the consequences of executed policy on your neighbors?

And I know this forum says the GOP is yourself only, and the democratic party is altruistic in nature, but stripped of all the bullshit is that actually the case? Not speaking to who actually rules so there's no copout about your vote doesn't matter, the only vote that counts is the oligarchy's etc.

For a hypothetical citizen who is in the voting booth, should she try to vote for what would make her life better, or everyone's life better? Did the authors of the constitution have much to say about this?

I feel like this binary choice is the entire crazy fulcrum on which western democracy tilts and it's always danced around, never attacked head on. What is your responsibility as a voting citizen of the U.S.?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Mr. Stingly posted:

Is the purpose of voting in a democracy/republic to vote your interests ONLY, or must you always take into consideration the consequences of executed policy on your neighbors?

And I know this forum says the GOP is yourself only, and the democratic party is altruistic in nature, but stripped of all the bullshit is that actually the case? Not speaking to who actually rules so there's no copout about your vote doesn't matter, the only vote that counts is the oligarchy's etc.

For a hypothetical citizen who is in the voting booth, should she try to vote for what would make her life better, or everyone's life better? Did the authors of the constitution have much to say about this?

I feel like this binary choice is the entire crazy fulcrum on which western democracy tilts and it's always danced around, never attacked head on. What is your responsibility as a voting citizen of the U.S.?

I think that question is less relevant than it might at first appear because most voters aren't voting based on rational self-interest at all, but rather on team identity politics. Republican policies don't benefit Republican voters, they benefit the top 1% of society -- that's about 46% of the country that's voting Republican but isn't seeing any benefit. With Democrats it's a little more debatable but considering how little Obama has accomplished it's hard not to suspect that many people would be better off voting straight socialist.

I think if everyone were actually voting in their own best interest the country would be much better off -- we'd have universal health care, for example, and quite probably a guaranteed minimum income. We'd still have problems of course but we'd be a lot more like Sweden and a lot less like Somalia.

Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Apr 15, 2014

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

Mr. Stingly posted:

Is the purpose of voting in a democracy/republic to vote your interests ONLY, or must you always take into consideration the consequences of executed policy on your neighbors?

And I know this forum says the GOP is yourself only, and the democratic party is altruistic in nature, but stripped of all the bullshit is that actually the case? Not speaking to who actually rules so there's no copout about your vote doesn't matter, the only vote that counts is the oligarchy's etc.

For a hypothetical citizen who is in the voting booth, should she try to vote for what would make her life better, or everyone's life better? Did the authors of the constitution have much to say about this?

I feel like this binary choice is the entire crazy fulcrum on which western democracy tilts and it's always danced around, never attacked head on. What is your responsibility as a voting citizen of the U.S.?

I vote Democrat for selfish reasons. I like the idea of a social safety net I can fall back on. I believe that fighting poverty is more effective at reducing crime than building more jails. Unnecessary wars hurt the economy. I think suppression of gay and minority rights threaten the rights of everyone.

The selfish reasons for voting Republican would be "maybe someday I'll be rich and then I'll pay less in taxes/be more secure in my position", but I'd rather vote based on what I am and not what I might become. Moreso, in the event I did become rich I would probably still vote Democrat because living in a safe and equitable society is more desirable to me than being able to buy a second yacht.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
Well, for most people, voting for your own interests will be the same as voting in the best interests of the majority of people because you are part of that majority.

Mr. Stingly
Sep 1, 2001

Satanic cop-killing henchman with a heart of gold

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I think that question is less relevant than it might at first appear because most voters aren't voting based on rational self-interest at all, but rather on team identity politics. Republican policies don't benefit Republican voters, they benefit the top 1% of society -- that's about 46% of the country that's voting Republican but isn't seeing any benefit.

I think if everyone were actually voting in their own best interest the country would be much better off -- we'd have universal health care, for example, and quite probably a guaranteed minimum income. We'd still have problems of course but we'd be a lot more like Sweden and a lot less like Somalia.

Right, but strip away the amniotic political stews that republican and democratic voters swim in, and focus on what they think they're doing in the voting both. Do the identity politics they adhere to motivate them by appealing to their need to feel personally secure, or their belief that Republican party platforms are what is best for everyone?

We all must believe some lies, but do they tell us that we're the good ones, and so deserve success, or that we're good because our ideas derive from a golden rule/constant that would make everyone successful if only they lived according to it.

Because we talk about how lovely and evil this guy is or that guy, but nobody really thinks they're evil. If they're misguided, as surely they must be to vote for evil, why do they do it?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

XMNN posted:

Well, for most people, voting for your own interests will be the same as voting in the best interests of the majority of people because you are part of that majority.
Some philosophers posit that there is no such thing as true altruism and everyone acts in their own self interest at all times. Even when someone is actively sabotaging themselves, there's always some reason why they're doing it, some sort of reinforcement. Sometimes these self-interested actions are "enlightened" and coincidentally happen to benefit more than just the person doing them, and maybe that person might convince themselves that this circumstantial side-benefit is the main reason they are doing this thing, but in the end it's all selfish.

This is what voting is like: you vote for whatever selfish reasons you might have with a mild hope in the back of your mind that maybe it'll turn out alright for everyone else too.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Mr. Stingly posted:

Right, but strip away the amniotic political stews that republican and democratic voters swim in, and focus on what they think they're doing in the voting both. Do the identity politics they adhere to motivate them by appealing to their need to feel personally secure, or their belief that Republican party platforms are what is best for everyone?

Hoookay, I see where you're going with this.

Honestly my guess would be that most people probably vote based on what they think is best for the country, but it wouldn't surprise me if a larger percentage of Republican voters vote based on "altruism." When I talk with Republicans and Libertarians they genuinely believe the policies they're advocating -- FREE MARKET, etc. -- would be better for everyone. When I talk with people who vote Democrat, I frequently hear "What has the Republican Party done for me lately? Why would I ever vote for them?"

Admittedly, that's often coming out of the mouths of people who know, in no uncertain terms, that the Republican party has no use for them -- open homosexuals, members of minority racial groups, women, etc. So they're right and voting correctly based on their self-interest (although their votes are actually in the best overall altruistic interest of the whole country).
Conversely, the Republicans I talk to vote that way because they live in giant privilege bubbles and think the free market can solve everything with enough bootstraps. They think they're voting both in their own self-interest and altruistically, but in reality they're doing neither, because Republican policies hurt them as much as they hurt anyone else who isn't a trillionaire.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Yeah it seems that everyone has forgotten that we elected Barack Hussein Obama twice.

And his competitor last go round was Willard Mitt Romney.

Mr. Stingly
Sep 1, 2001

Satanic cop-killing henchman with a heart of gold
These weren't really the answers I was expecting from you guys, but that's OK. I suppose most people must be voting for what they'd like for themselves. That seems consistent with a lot of observable human nature. It certainly makes cases of genuine altruistic legislation more special. Kind of a bummer I guess.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

"Tax forms are hard" said the man who was in charge of a major military operation in multiple nations.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Income tax is an unknown unknown clearly.

Khisanth Magus
Mar 31, 2011

Vae Victus
Tax forms probably are hard when you are figuring out the minimum of what you have to report, what you were able to hide in tax havens, how much were things not related to work income(which for rich people is most of it, for poor people is all of it).

For most of the US they can get away with doing their taxes on turbotax or whatever because they are extremely simple. For the rich it is harder because they need to weasel out of as much as they can.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
If only there were some sort of person or company you could hire to do taxes for you.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



For some reason my phone's weather ap also gives me links to news stories. I've never heard of westernjournalism.com but according to them Bundy and his pals dun seen through the Fed's ploy!

Former AZ sheriff Richard Mack would totally have died for this cause. After all the women and elderly were killed first, of course.

quote:

Former Graham County, Ariz. Sheriff Richard Mack, currently with the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association, is concerned about the possibility of federal agents returning with even more force. Hundreds of protesters – consisting primarily of cowboys and state militia members – arrived en masse to form a human barrier against the BLM onslaught.

“It was a ploy to get people to back off, to get people out of the way,” he said of Saturday’s retreat. “They weren’t expecting us to get this amount of people here.”

When officers ultimately returned the cattle seized during the standoff, Mack said up to 800 protesters were on the scene.

“They were surprised by the numbers and so they wanted a way to get us out of here,” he reasoned. “This was a ploy to get us out of here and then they’re going after the Bundys.”

Protesters, worried about the possibility of federal agents opening fire on the assembled group of protesters, began to put some of the most vulnerable activists among them near the front. This tactic, they presumed, would force armed officers to consider the consequences of instigating violence. Mack, however, said he would gladly stand on the front lines.

“I would’ve gone next,” he said. “I would’ve been the next one to be killed. I’m not afraid to die here.”

He concluded that bloodshed is all but guaranteed should the government initiate a raid of the ranch, which the Bundy family has operated since 1877. Clark County, which was reportedly once home to 53 ranches, now consists of just the Bundy Ranch.

http://www.westernjournalism.com/sheriff-confirms-bundy-ranch-standoff-just-getting-started/

This site is a loving goldmine where the most precious, depressing ore is found.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

DemeaninDemon posted:

If only there were some sort of person or company you could hire to do taxes for you.

Oh he did employ tax attorneys but apparently US tax law is so utterly byzantine even they have no idea if they are doing their jobs right.

Khisanth Magus
Mar 31, 2011

Vae Victus

zoux posted:

Oh he did employ tax attorneys but apparently US tax law is so utterly byzantine even they have no idea if they are doing their jobs right.

Apparently he had an entire firm working on just his taxes according to that letter.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
I hope Rumsfeld gets put in jail for tax evasion and being a smug rich piece of poo poo

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Here's an ad from Boehner's Republican challenger J.D. Winteregg. I've linked it to the most important part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A8kq85Umco&t=45s


Rexicon1 posted:

I hope Rumsfeld gets put in jail for tax evasion and being a smug rich piece of poo poo

Oh yeah putting smug rich pieces of poo poo in prison is what we do here all the time.

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