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Bloody Holly
May 29, 2007

the George Washington of breadfucking

goatface posted:

That is an actual thing that newborns can have. Fool.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Mr T is pretty much consistently awesome.

Fixed that for you.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Choco1980 posted:

Fixed that for you.

Oh granted, absolutely.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Years back I reviewed every single Mr. T-related comic (though I never got around to finishing writing up the modern A-Team comic prequel, which was actually quite fun). They released a Mr. T graphic novel in 2008 which was fun, though weird as hell.



It also featured an amazing rogues gallery.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Bloody Holly posted:

That is an actual thing that newborns can have. Fool.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

A friend of mine posted some images from his copy of The Metabarons and this poo poo is too good not to repost.



Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

goatface posted:

That is an actual thing that newborns can have.

Crack?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Newborn children can have both mustaches and crack addictions, not always at the same time, and they can also have neither. Babies are weird.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

ImpAtom posted:

A friend of mine posted some images from his copy of The Metabarons and this poo poo is too good not to repost.





The metabarons is downright amazing. I'm not sure I'd call it "good", but it's never boring or hackneyed. It's pure distilled beautifully drawn weirdness.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Gavok posted:

It also featured an amazing rogues gallery.




I pity the fool that doesn't join Cobra.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:



I pity the fool that doesn't join Cobra.
is that a native american john cena?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Breetai posted:

The metabarons is downright amazing. I'm not sure I'd call it "good", but it's never boring or hackneyed. It's pure distilled beautifully drawn weirdness.

Yeah, I have narrative issues with the comic and it reads like bad seventies sci-fi where the author took a giant dose of LSD before writing (this really was a thing and it's just as incoherent as it sounds), but it's so wild and amazingly illustrated that it's worth checking out.

Slashrat
Jun 6, 2011

YOSPOS
This would fit right into the badass panels thread too, but Baba Yaga's reaction to her impending death at the hand of a winged monkey, the severed head of frankenstein's monster and a bunch of thumbelina-clones convinced me it should go here.



(Source: Fables #91)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
We got another peculiar panels front page article!

Let's see if I can make it into number 3.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I like that the thumb, being the toughest, is barehanded. The pinky is the weakest so he gets a gun.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I started reading Fantastic Four over the last week. I want to say that it's fantastic.

Reed sets the standard by which Newspaper Spider-man will forever be judged in Fantastic Four #03!


Nothing of note happens in Fantastic Four #09 because they couldn't afford Fantasticar fuel.


Questionable engineering choices in Fantastic Four #10!


The Thing sets the foundation for Red Hulk in Fantastic Four #12!


Doctor Doom uses his SORCEROUS SCIENCE to plot a modest political appointment in Fantastic Four #17!


The Thing understands horror tropes in Fantastic Four #30!


:frogc00l: in Fantastic Four #32!

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Ghostlight posted:

The Thing sets the foundation for Red Hulk in Fantastic Four #12!


...Bound telephone books. just to stress the thing's strength...couldnt they just be encyclopedias?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

AkumaHokoru posted:

...Bound telephone books. just to stress the thing's strength...couldnt they just be encyclopedias?

I think it's meant to stress that the general is a five-star lamewad.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
spider_man.jpg


(Superior Spider-Man #31)

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Ghostlight posted:

The Thing sets the foundation for Red Hulk in Fantastic Four #12!

It's always crazy to me how FAST the Marvel universe was assembled. Fantastic 4 #1 is the start of the "universe", and they're already having crossovers with the Hulk by issue #11.

Seriously, Stan Lee's creative output in that 5-year-ish period in the early 60s was absolutely nuts.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

theflyingorc posted:

It's always crazy to me how FAST the Marvel universe was assembled. Fantastic 4 #1 is the start of the "universe", and they're already having crossovers with the Hulk by issue #11.

Seriously, Stan Lee's creative output in that 5-year-ish period in the early 60s was absolutely nuts.

Amazing Spider-man 1 was a crossover with the FF.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

bobkatt013 posted:

Amazing Spider-man 1 was a crossover with the FF.

Well, he started in Amazing Fantasy, so it's not weird that there would be a crossover by the time he had his own title.

I love to just go to comiccovers and browse an old series, everything goes REALLY crazy REALLY fast.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat
SO if Parker's back in his own body or whatever, where's Doc Ock these days? Is he still a super hero now or back to being a goony loner/villain?

Superior Spider-Man seemed kind of amusing.

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



Drifter posted:

SO if Parker's back in his own body or whatever, where's Doc Ock these days? Is he still a super hero now or back to being a goony loner/villain?

Superior Spider-Man seemed kind of amusing.

He's dead.

(for now)

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

The MSJ posted:

I like that the thumb, being the toughest, is barehanded. The pinky is the weakest so he gets a gun.

Also the middle finger is making a crude gesture.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

theflyingorc posted:

Well, he started in Amazing Fantasy, so it's not weird that there would be a crossover by the time he had his own title.

I love to just go to comiccovers and browse an old series, everything goes REALLY crazy REALLY fast.

When Amazing Spider-Man began, each story had a new villain. And most of them became Marvel fixtures: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Amazing_Spider-Man_issues

#1: The Chameleon
#2: The Vulture, The Tinkerer
#3: Doctor Octopus
#4: The Sandman
#6: The Lizard
#9: Electro
#10: The Enforcers
#13: Mysterio
#14: The Green Goblin
#15: Kraven the Hunter
#20: The Scorpion
#25: Spencer Smythe and The Spider-Slayer

And on and on and on.

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Ghostlight posted:


Doctor Doom uses his SORCEROUS SCIENCE to plot a modest political appointment in Fantastic Four #17!



That face in panel one...

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


RaspberryCommie posted:

That face in panel one...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure nowadays Doom's whole mouth area is mostly static.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


During your adventure, make sure to post all instances of Reed being basically Don Draper to Sue.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

RaspberryCommie posted:

That face in panel one...
Jim Henson's Dr Doom.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Pilchenstein posted:

Jim Henson's Dr Doom.

:doom: Finally I shall defeat Richards! :waves arms over head like limp spaghetti:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Pilchenstein posted:

Jim Henson's Dr Doom.

"It's the Dr. Doom Show with special guest star Johnny Storm! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
I guess in this universe The Thing is Fozzie Bear?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

qntm posted:

I guess in this universe The Thing is Fozzie Bear?

Doombot.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

qntm posted:

I guess in this universe The Thing is Fozzie Bear?

:stat: Who's this guy?
:wal: That's The Thing, a member of the Fantastic Four!
:stat: Well, as fat as he is, it's gotta be more like the Fantastic 6!
:stat::wal:OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

theflyingorc posted:

:stat: Who's this guy?
:wal: That's The Thing, a member of the Fantastic Four!
:stat: Well, as fat as he is, it's gotta be more like the Fantastic 6!
:stat::wal:OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:stat: Now who the heck is this?
:wal: That's Doctor Doom! He's the world's most evil podiatrist!
:stat: How do you know it's not a Doombot?
:wal: Even robots tell better jokes than this guy!
:stat::wal:OHOHO--
:doom: ...
:stat::wal: Er...
:doom: :flame:
:doom: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ghostlight posted:

Doctor Doom uses his SORCEROUS SCIENCE to plot a modest political appointment in Fantastic Four #17!


Doom was later appointed to the position of Secretary of Commerce forcing the withdraw of Gov. Bill RICHARDSon!

Mechanigma
Apr 17, 2007

ur already ded

muscles like this? posted:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure nowadays Doom's whole mouth area is mostly static.



FF#4

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Gavok posted:

"It's the Dr. Doom Show with special guest star Johnny Storm! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

"It's time to put on iron face masks it's time to dress up right..."

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

:stat: Now who the heck is this?
:wal: That's Doctor Doom! He's the world's most evil podiatrist!
:stat: How do you know it's not a Doombot?
:wal: Even robots tell better jokes than this guy!
:stat::wal:OHOHO--
:doom: ...
:stat::wal: Er...
:doom: :flame:
:doom: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!

Holy poo poo.

:golfclap::golfclap::golfclap::golfclap:

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