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distract wolfs attention by telling him how the fish represents all those who died meanwhile shoot a flare up his butthole
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yiff the wolf on live TV, feed him to MH370fish, then speed away on the boat while goatseing the camera.
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Apr 15, 2014 23:58
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Do an interpretive dance showing how you killed everyone and found the fish. At the end start the boat and drive off with Wolf.
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Apr 16, 2014 00:01
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Now's our big chance: on camera, lean in for our fated kiss with Anderson Cooper
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Apr 16, 2014 00:30
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Drive off with Cooper on your boat. He WILL be part of your crew, whether he likes it or not.
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Apr 16, 2014 00:30
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A Winner is Jew posted:> Challenge Wolf to a game of Jeopardy. When he gets a question wrong feed him into one of the outboard motors feet first, lowering him more and more for each wrong answer he gives. Insist he report on his own death.
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Apr 16, 2014 00:39
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> Dance erotically for the camera for Anderson cooper, singing Pussycat Doll's "Don't Cha"
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Apr 16, 2014 00:49
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>Ask Wolf Blitzer if he wants to stay for dinner then proceed to cook MH370 and security guy on the burning boat. Never stop calling him Anderson Cooper.
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> gouge blitzer's eyes with your thumbs, shoot cameraman with gun. steal outboard engine on their boat and put them on yours. arrange engines on each side of the boat, so that they form a swastika. turn them on, spin forever creating a vortex in the ocean, which draws you down to the depths to where MH370 is located.
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albany academy posted:> gouge blitzer's eyes with your thumbs, shoot cameraman with gun. steal outboard engine on their boat and put them on yours. arrange engines on each side of the boat, so that they form a swastika. turn them on, spin forever creating a vortex in the ocean, which draws you down to the depths to where MH370 is located.
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Apr 16, 2014 00:58
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A Winner is Jew posted:> Challenge Wolf to a game of Jeopardy. When he gets a question wrong feed him into one of the outboard motors feet first, lowering him more and more for each wrong answer he gives. Insist he report on his own death.
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Apr 16, 2014 01:12
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murder wolf blitzer on live television, become the savior of cable news
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Apr 16, 2014 01:20
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You draw the best pixelated Wolf Blitzer I've ever seen. EDIT: Ping Wolf Blitzer, with your cock. EDIT: And then guns.
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Apr 16, 2014 01:44
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Draw drowned passengers on the monitor in blood
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Apr 16, 2014 01:56
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:If we play our cards right we could have an inflatable boat with four engines on it. Maybe we can make the boat fly? That would be sweet.
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Apr 16, 2014 01:57
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A Winner is Jew posted:> Challenge Wolf to a game of Jeopardy. When he gets a question wrong feed him into one of the outboard motors feet first, lowering him more and more for each wrong answer he gives. Insist he report on his own death.
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Apr 16, 2014 02:07
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Make a global declaration declaring yourself new king of the gay fish, ousting previous king Kanye West.
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Apr 16, 2014 02:20
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Blizter and crew have a videophone, right? That means they have internet connection of some sort, right? Let's break the 4th wall and >POST IN THIS THREAD
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Apr 16, 2014 02:20
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Safetyland posted:Blizter and crew have a videophone, right? That means they have internet connection of some sort, right?
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> Tell Wolf that the (dead) captain is an expert with more information. When Wolf tries to interview him, turn the gun on him and glare menacingly at him. Tell Wolf to report on his own death while you take your clothes off.
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Apr 16, 2014 02:34
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Safetyland posted:Blizter and crew have a videophone, right? That means they have internet connection of some sort, right?
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A Winner is Jew posted:> Challenge Wolf to a game of Jeopardy. When he gets a question wrong feed him into one of the outboard motors feet first, lowering him more and more for each wrong answer he gives. Insist he report on his own death.
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Apr 16, 2014 02:44
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Ask Wolf why CNN didn't send a journalist with actual integrity, such as Anderson Cooper. Point the gun at Wolf and demand they send AC.
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Apr 16, 2014 02:47
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A Winner is Jew posted:> Challenge Wolf to a game of Jeopardy. When he gets a question wrong feed him into one of the outboard motors feet first, lowering him more and more for each wrong answer he gives. Insist he report on his own death.
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do a barrel roll then go left
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> Turn gun on cameraman and coerce him into joining your pirate/search crew, add CNN's motor to your boat
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Apr 16, 2014 03:25
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duckfarts posted:> Turn gun on cameraman and coerce him into joining your pirate/search crew, add CNN's motor to your boat Better yet, point the gun at the camera and threaten the United States to join your crew, or else.
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duckfarts posted:> Turn gun on cameraman and coerce him into joining your pirate/search crew, add CNN's motor to your boat Call him a news company stooge like Bill Murray did to the bond company stooge in The Life Aquatic.
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Lemonpieman posted:Better yet, point the gun at the camera and threaten the United States to join your crew, or else.
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Apr 16, 2014 03:35
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> Calmly explain to the camera that there can 'only be one' then inquire about the cameraman's sexual preferences.
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Apr 16, 2014 03:35
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duckfarts posted:> Turn gun on cameraman and coerce him into joining your pirate/search crew, add CNN's motor to your boat This but make sure to give him a pirate name
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Apr 16, 2014 03:35
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clarify your a homosexual american who supports copper's position on gay rights for obvious reasons but had to call him for his frankly disturbing anti sea water views.
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Apr 16, 2014 03:44
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Invite the cameraman to your pirate crew
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duckfarts posted:> Turn gun on cameraman and coerce him into joining your pirate/search crew, add CNN's motor to your boat
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Apr 16, 2014 03:45
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Call the captain on the radio and ask if he's watching CNN.
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duckfarts posted:> Turn gun on cameraman and coerce him into joining your pirate/search crew, add CNN's motor to your boat
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duckfarts posted:> Turn gun on cameraman and coerce him into joining your pirate/search crew, add CNN's motor to your boat this plus livestream your piratical exploits
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Apr 16, 2014 03:52
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We're never gonna have gay sex with these people if we keep brutally murdering them guys.
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> Blackmail CNN into broadcasting your entire adventure, thus having the ticker follow you around forever
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