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Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

hookerbot 5000 posted:

Didn't he also say something along the lines of "kids today don't know how to work, I was happy working 16 hour shifts without breaks blah blah blah"
It can't have hurt that his first job was in a high quality restaurant or that he was quickly spotted and mentored by Gennaro Contaldo. Motivation is a factor he completely fails to acknowledge.

quote:

He just pisses me off. I find him much more annoying than Dawkins or Fry. His healthy cooking on a budget recipe book was apparently full of directions to use his bespoke kitchen range because obviously if you are cooking on a budget the first priority should be to buy a £26 book and a £40 grater.
It was announced/released around the same time as Jack Monroe's book. She was rather better positioned to talk about eating on a budget than he is, and offered much more useful advice.

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Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

Trickjaw posted:

I know Owen Jones is a bit of a rah-rah socialist, but if you ever needed any illustration Tories are... um 'Not warm and deep enough'

http://order-order.com/2014/04/15/twitter-bitch-fight-of-the-week-andrew-pierce-v-owen-jones/

lol @ one of the commenters

quote:

There is possibly a difference between Owen Jones reckoning Evans would go down and Owen Jones reckoning that Evans would be sent down.

:gay:

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

lol @ one of the commenters

:gay:

The order-order posters ARE a particularly hateful bunch and, naturally, are massively homophobic. The site's still worth visiting once in a while, if only to remind yourself that people like this exist.

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

hookerbot 5000 posted:

Didn't he also say something along the lines of "kids today don't know how to work, I was happy working 16 hour shifts without breaks blah blah blah"

Yep he was raging about employees expecting reasonable working hours or pay and there are numerous reports of conditions in his restaurants being thoroughly awful for anyone working there.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

Umiapik posted:

The order-order posters ARE a particularly hateful bunch and, naturally, are massively homophobic. The site's still worth visiting once in a while, if only to remind yourself that people like this exist.

They're probably the kind of people who wear red trousers*.

*DISCLAIMER: I own a pair of red trousers. They're part of a santa costume

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Fluo posted:

Punters can wash it down with a range of "spectacular British wines".

No beer? No mead? loving :wankah:

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

John Charity Spring posted:

Yep he was raging about employees expecting reasonable working hours or pay and there are numerous reports of conditions in his restaurants being thoroughly awful for anyone working there.

Having worked in several restaurants, this is generally true of virtually all of them. Anti-social working hours, incredibly low pay, and assholes for bosses. It's one of the reasons why I left that particular industry, even though it's probably the only thing I've worked at that I was actually good at.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Puntification posted:

He made some comments about poor people all being fat and lazy who just eat chips in front of their massive-wide screen tvs or something along those lines.

He also claimed to be working more hours a week than is physically possible since he was 16 or something. I'd say he's a Tory Boy tit with crap restaurants but he's been noted as saying he likes UKIP.

Edit: Eh, beaten.

Ddraig posted:

Having worked in several restaurants, this is generally true of virtually all of them. Anti-social working hours, incredibly low pay, and assholes for bosses. It's one of the reasons why I left that particular industry, even though it's probably the only thing I've worked at that I was actually good at.

Awful industry to work in. Wouldn't go back unless I had no choice or it unionised.

It is partially responsible for my view that every time someone mentions small business owners being the backbone of the country I get a kneejerk urge to demand Britain gets Bane'd because every small business I've worked for have been lying, cheating, cheap bastards.

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Apr 16, 2014

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

On his christmas show last year he had his nephews/nieces on and talked about how they go to private school but he was helping them to learn about the real world whilst standing in an elaborate fantasy grotto built around his luxury kitchen.

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
Reminder that this was the end of a genuine Jamie Oliver advert for cheap meals:



Joking about how you're a rich gently caress patronising poor people makes it ok I guess. Like yeah he's obviously not actually that rich but it's so tone-deaf to think an ending of "haha just kidding Jamie Oliver doesn't actually have to make cheap meals like you proles" would appeal to the target audience.

Prism Mirror Lens fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Apr 16, 2014

Lady Gaza
Nov 20, 2008

In his books he also says to not bother peeling garlic for some recipes. History's greatest monster.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Only time you shouldn't peel garlic is if you're roasting it, and even then you peel it if you're going to eat it.

I truly don't know how the gently caress he managed to get famous considering that he makes a lot of rookie errors.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I think people like the food he cooks.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Ddraig posted:

I truly don't know how the gently caress he managed to get famous considering that he makes a lot of rookie errors.

Helps to have your dad run a gastro pub, and be mates with Rosie from the River cafe and Giancarlo thingy. As much as it ever was, having an in is more important than actual skill. Delia is about the only tv chef I respect, or like recipes from. Also, Anthony Goblin-Thompson is an arch tory and Thatcherite, and should be added to the thread hate list.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Pissflaps posted:

I think people like the food he cooks.

People like Coldplay and voting for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

Trickjaw posted:

Helps to have your dad run a gastro pub, and be mates with Rosie from the River cafe and Giancarlo thingy. As much as it ever was, having an in is more important than actual skill. Delia is about the only tv chef I respect, or like recipes from. Also, Anthony Goblin-Thompson is an arch tory and Thatcherite, and should be added to the thread hate list.

Rick stein is cool an his recipes are usually great. The rest of them can gently caress off though.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Pissflaps posted:

I think people like the food he cooks.

Yeah I've never cooked a meal (or had one made for me) from a Jamie Oliver book that didn't turn out to be very nice. Even if he is a twat, I can't claim that about any other TV chef - either he or the people he pays to write them are very good at what they do.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

peanut- posted:

Yeah I've never cooked a meal (or had one made for me) from a Jamie Oliver book that didn't turn out to be very nice. Even if he is a twat, I can't claim that about any other TV chef - either he or the people he pays to write them are very good at what they do.

His fajitas recipe is the tits but gently caress if I'm giving him any money - get his books down a charity shop or something.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



I'd like to know how he got away with branding a mortar and pestle as 'Jamie Oliver's'. Mortar and pestles have been in use since we started fashioning implements, so he didn't invent them. He didn't improve on the design, or lovingly carve them. Nice work if you can get it, s'ppose.

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009
His steak and ale casserole is brilliant for being really easy and cheap without having to muck about with loads of different ingredients. He's still a dick though.

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!
Thought this was interesting:

Paul Weller wins damages from the Mail Online

The Mail, bastions of protecting the children, forced to pay £10,000 after random pap shots of Paul Weller's children appear on their site. They complained that as his wife had tweeted pictures of them NAKED, then they had no right to claim they wanted their life to be private.

More people need to do this. No reason to expand on this, everyone knows how deep in the gutter the Mail Online is.

sacre
Jan 26, 2007
His mulled wine recipe is great, but I've disliked him since he dissed iceberg lettuce.

Dakha
Feb 18, 2002

Fun Shoe
I like him and I like his recipes and I agree what he says about chips and flatscreen tvs so there.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

mfcrocker posted:

His fajitas recipe is the tits but gently caress if I'm giving him any money - get his books down a charity shop or something.

You don't need to to be fair: recipes are not copyrightable and therefore freely found online.

Trickjaw posted:

I'd like to know how he got away with branding a mortar and pestle as 'Jamie Oliver's'.

It's pestle and mortar and lots of people make them I think he branded the one he made as 'Jamie Oliver's' because he made it which I think isn't unreasonable like you can get Tesco Cornflakes.

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat

SuperHunBastard1690 posted:

Rick stein is cool an his recipes are usually great. The rest of them can gently caress off though.

Didn't he never actually own Chalkie though? Like he belonged to his estranged son or something.

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

Fatty posted:

Didn't he never actually own Chalkie though? Like he belonged to his estranged son or something.

Wtf. I have never heard this. Got a link.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Dakha posted:

I like him and I like his recipes and I agree what he says about chips and flatscreen tvs so there.

Every person that is not a massive bellend just says 'TV' and has done for about a decade.

HauntedRobot
Jun 22, 2002

an excellent mod
a simple map to my heart
now give me tilt shift
Rick Stein is just as bad as Jamie Oliver depending on who you ask.

quote:

It is Padstow, rather than Stein's culinary abilities, that has been keeping him in the headlines of late. His enterprises include a seafood restaurant, a bistro, a cafe, a fish and chip shop, a deli, a patisserie, a cookery school and a 33-bedroom hotel. In June, a separatist group called the Cornish National Liberation Army threatened to firebomb Stein's businesses - along with Jamie Oliver's Fifteen restaurant in nearby Watergate Bay - claiming they were responsible for "alienating" local people. The group branded Stein an "English newcomer", despite the fact that he moved to Padstow in the mid-60s (he was born in Oxfordshire), and his family has had connections with Cornwall for almost a century.

What has irked some locals - not just those who like to experiment with explosives - is the way Stein's ventures dominate the town. Traders have complained about disruption caused by building work around his hotel. Critics, who have dubbed the place "Padstein", also dislike what they perceive as gentrification - they point to the prices at his restaurant (a turbot dish at £34) and accuse him of pandering to wealthy, cosmopolitan foodies. He has also been implicated in fuelling the dramatic rise in house prices in the area because he has made the town so popular.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

hookerbot 5000 posted:

Didn't he also say something along the lines of "kids today don't know how to work, I was happy working 16 hour shifts without breaks blah blah blah"
Also the British don't know how to work, and how other cultures have a better work ethic for 100 hour weeks and no days off.
So he basically prefers hiring immigrants who are in a worse economic position or aren't as aware of their employment rights so he can exploit them further benefit from their culture of striving and getting on :jerkbag:.

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*
Steins son is a goon. True story.

Larry_Mullet
Sep 8, 2012

HauntedRobot posted:

Rick Stein is just as bad as Jamie Oliver depending on who you ask.

...they point to the prices at his restaurant (a turbot dish at £34) and accuse him of pandering to wealthy, cosmopolitan foodies.

Boooooo! Why can't you sell rare, expensive, delicious, endangered fish to everyone at a loss Rick Stein you scum!??!

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I had fish and chips from his fish and chip shop at Falmouth and they were slightly more expensive than i'd normally be prepared to pay they were definitely delicious.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
If the fish is endangered then why is he selling it in the first place? And does he do panda burgers, because I bet they would be delicious.

HauntedRobot
Jun 22, 2002

an excellent mod
a simple map to my heart
now give me tilt shift
To be honest, I don't eat seafood so I've got no idea if £34 is a "good" price for turbot beyond the fact that its a) objectively a lot of money to pay for a meal and b) if it's expensive because it's endangered then I wouldn't eat it anyway. I was more thinking that the monopolising of local businesses by one person and the gentrification was more problematic. Especially as it turns out that Jamie Oliver seems to have gone "yeah, I'll get in on that" and moved in down the coast.

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!
Starbucks to move European HQ to UK

quote:

Starbucks' chief financial officer told a committee of MPs in 2012 that a tax deal struck with Dutch authorities had been "an attractive reason" for basing operations there.

Either the boycott has stuck, or the UK have now offered "an attractive reason" for basing operations here.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I'd eat a panda burger, 'cos gently caress pandas. Useless, bumbling, piebald, so-called bears that are too thick to work out how to have sex with each other most of the time. Sooner they go extinct the better.

Larry_Mullet
Sep 8, 2012

Gonzo McFee posted:

If the fish is endangered then why is he selling it in the first place? And does he do panda burgers, because I bet they would be delicious.

Because god forbid fisherman stop pulling everything that moves out of the sea and find a proper job. If he doesn't buy it someone else will. Also every edible fish is endangered so in conclusion, gently caress fishermen.

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!

Larry_Mullet posted:

Because god forbid fisherman stop pulling everything that moves out of the sea and find a proper job. If he doesn't buy it someone else will. Also every edible fish is endangered so in conclusion, gently caress fishermen.

gently caress fish, who needs em

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





While we're judging chefs, what is the thread's consensus on Nigel Slater?

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
"Fishing: not a proper job"

- Larry_Mullet, author of Pyramids: Aliens did 'em

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