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kik2dagroin posted:In other news the Bundy situation has given JR a new rallying cry for his beg-a-thon. Just pretend the whole thing is in big bold letters!
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ARE HISPANICS NATURAL DEMOCRATS OR REPUBLICANS? Hispanics are just naturally perverse, servile, lazy and can't think for themselves! Why are you calling me racist again? quote:
quote:To: carlo3b quote:To: carlo3b quote:To: carlo3b quote:To: tinamina quote:To: carlo3b; Pelham I'm not racist, I've got a Hispanic neighbor. Also I am Hispanic. quote:To: Georgia Girl 2 quote:To: pleasenotcalifornia Really this sums up Freep pretty well. quote:To: carlo3b
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DemeaninDemon posted:Internet generals? Really, freep, really? Not just internet generals but BEDRIDDEN ones.
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Finnankainen posted:ARE HISPANICS NATURAL DEMOCRATS OR REPUBLICANS? I don't know, considering the center of the Catholic church has been operating inside of Italy rent free* for centuries it sounds like a part of the religion *I have only the vaguest knowledge of how Vatican city works, feel free to take with a grain of salt.
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DarklyDreaming posted:I don't know, considering the center of the Catholic church has been operating inside of Italy rent free* for centuries it sounds like a part of the religion
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quote:What do they do to speak up against Amnesty. ******************* Yossarian looked at him soberly and tried another approach. "So I'm not a Real American?" "You sure aren't" Doc Daneeka said. "Can I become one?" "You sure can but first I have to believe you have an American's strong moral values. That's part of the rule." "Then why won't you believe that I do?" "Because you don't respect the law," Doc Daneeka said. "You'd have to be an immoral moocher to think criminals deserve to be citizens. Sure I could believe that you'd make a good American. But first you have to oppose amnesty." "That's all I have to do to prove I'd be a good citizen?" "That's all. Just oppose amnesty." "And then I can become a citizen?" Yossarian asked. "No, then you can't become a citizen." "You mean there's a catch?" "Sure there is a catch," Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. No illegal immigrant can become a citizen without an amnesty program to make him legal." There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, that specified that a desire to become a citizen regardless of illegal entry was proof of an immoral character. He did not respect the law and was not worthy of citizenship. All he had to do was oppose amnesty, and as soon as he did he was moral and would deserve to be a citizen, if such an amnesty program existed. He would be evil to support amnesty and virtuous if he opposed it, but if he opposed it then the Republicans would respect his ethical opinion and oppose it alongside him. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of the clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle. "That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed. "It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka replied.
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quote:The fact is that in Mexico, the Republicans are against the church and the dems are for it. I got picked up by the police an hour or so ago. Apparently, I was wandering naked around the northbound lane of the interstate screaming "What?!" in angry, confused tones at passing cars. They explained this after taseing me, as apparently I began threatening the officers by screaming "lay down and die!! just lay down and die!!!" when they approached me. The last thing I remember is reading the freep thread, right up until this very sentence... Help me. The Albatross fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Apr 16, 2014 |
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“You have a morbid aversion to the modern world. You probably resent the fact that time didn't stop in 1954." "We more than resent it, sir. We're absolutely incensed." “You have deep-seated extinction anxieties. And you love bigots, bullies, snobs and hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many minorities you hate." "Consciously, sir, consciously," corrected in an effort to help. "We hate them consciously.”
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quote:To: ConservativeInPA It's poo poo like this that always blows my mind about freep. Bundy wasn't paying his fees because he doesn't recognize the federal government's claims, and was taken to court multiple times and lost, which led up to this whole situation. Bundy's complete refusal to follow court orders is like the very basic premise of the whole standoff poo poo show. And freep has been more than happy to tout his view as the correct one. So how in the hell can you on the one hand say that Bundy shouldn't have to listen to court orders because "gubbermint bad!" yadda yadda yadda, and on the other hand suggest that since the government has decided not to turn the whole lot of them into martyr's and is trying to defuse the situation, what you really need is an all powerful court order that will keep the government at bay after everyone goes home. How does a person even process that? It's like something out of a fairy tale where as long as you don't believe in the magic it can't harm you, but can be used against the villain to trap them in their own magical spells or whatever. It's just bizarre.
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Sedgr posted:It's poo poo like this that always blows my mind about freep. quote:Because somewhere, they are meeting again at 8am, plotting their next move. Well, this guy is obviously retired. And ConservativeInPA is basically insane if I'm remembering the right person. They think that the government still 'works in their favor' as in that they just need to find the 'right' court for this case. Because all of the ones up to this point have been corrupted by Obama. I mean to be honest I try not to get up before 8 am if I don't have to, but it's really not that early. I can't decipher why 8 am is a thing for him.
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chrisoya posted:I'm not really knowledgable about military vehicles but those certainly sound like just the thing to take the US government fascists down a peg. Also, he tricked out some AR15 monstrosity for three times what it was worth and that makes him a gunsmith E: OAquinas posted:"It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people." -Rand Paul I love you, man. Tias fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Apr 16, 2014 |
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Hahaha loving Canada is too foreign and scary for freepers. I hadn't had such a good belly laugh since I learned how Salazar died.
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MeLKoR posted:Hahaha loving Canada is too foreign and scary for freepers. I hadn't had such a good belly laugh since I learned how Salazar died. I love that Canada is simultaneously a totalitarian state patrolled by the fearsome PC-gestapo who will throw you in the gulag for uttering the merest word against the gays, but also a total pushover pansyland that will crumple with barely a whimper when the Muslim Caliphate shows up to start killing the gays. VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Apr 16, 2014 |
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MeLKoR posted:I hadn't had such a good belly laugh since I learned how Salazar died. Dude told the muggle-born healer trying to keep the venom from spreading to lie down in Diagon Alley and petrify.
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"We are self-funded but please give us your money."
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# ? Apr 16, 2014 13:36 |
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Freepers: It’s women Hispanics, with their boy toy males by their side
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hobbesmaster posted:Yeah I'm just saying in cybercrime divisions there's financial/intrusion stuff, crazy fringe groups and then a bottomless pit you don't want to go near. There's a goon named The Entire Universe who either does this or used to do this. He posted some horrific stuff in the reddit pedocaust threads but he also said that he had full access to counseling anytime he needed it which was good to hear.
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I know I may regret this, but what kind of stuff? Also, if this was in the US, US police is much nicer on their employees than I thought!
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Plinkey posted:Well, this guy is obviously retired. And ConservativeInPA is basically insane if I'm remembering the right person. I'm assuming that he's trying to imply that it's their top priority, first meeting of the day. Or, maybe its implying that they're only thugs while on the clock, 8-5. Who the hell knows.
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Tias posted:I know I may regret this, but what kind of stuff? I don't remember any details and he didn't post any explicit descriptions but he painted a vague picture of some of the things he saw and that was enough to make me shudder. I could be wrong about this but I think he worked for a division of the FBI. He still posts in D&D so you might try to send him a PM. I don't know if he has platinum or not. Also I want to comment on this tagline: quote:79 posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2014 12:28:29 AM by Migraine (Diversity is great -- until it happens to YOU..) One of the single best things that ever happened to me was moving to a big city where I was able to interact with all kinds of new people from all walks of life. It has made me a much better person who can get along with just about anyone. This motherfucker is terrified of it and just reading that tagline after his comically ignorant racist post just made me laugh really hard.
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Dozens of Ukrainian troops surrender APCs, withdraw from Slavyanskquote:To: goldstategop quote:To: elhombrelibre After the Bundy debacle, will government use murder to reassert its dictatorial authority? OP posted:... New York gun owners are not just refusing to obey Governor Cuomo’s unconstitutional firearm statute, they are openly DEFYING it, burning their registration forms for all to see. quote:To: Oldpuppymax quote:To: Oldpuppymax quote:To: Oldpuppymax (1) Take away guns (2) Genocide quote:To: Oldpuppymax quote:To: Oldpuppymax quote:To: Mark17; Turbo Pig; JRandomFreeper
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kik2dagroin posted:FR hasn't been howling for CW2 to start for years now, nope "Military members will object to killing their countrymen, and defect to our side, at which point they will be the most effective at killing their countrymen and we will win!" Also, Freepers: They string together claptrap about sodomy, Soros, and banks and make Lyndon Larouche seem like rational guy. It's just so straightforward.
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kik2dagroin posted:To: Mark17; Turbo Pig; JRandomFreeper This guy's big idea about taking on the "tyrannical government" is the freakin' Patriot?! That movie was practically a live-action cartoon! That is to say, I'm totally for freep using it as a blueprint.
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MeLKoR posted:Hahaha loving Canada is too foreign and scary for freepers. I hadn't had such a good belly laugh since I learned how Salazar died. Short version is an American police officer was in Canada for vacation when some yutes (possibly Amish) asked him a question in an aggressive tone. Upon reaching for his firearm and remembering it wasn't there, he got really scared. Amazingly nothing bad happened to him (or the more likely scenario of him murdering two innocent people) but he still decided it was worth writing a letter to a newspaper to complain about his inability to blatantly murder people who inconvenience him. So if you're this insane, and most freepers appear to be, I guess Canada really is a scary place.
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deep space nein posted:Canada is scary because I'm not allowed to shoot people that look at me funny This is why I sincerely believe all police officers (especially plain clothes ones) should be restricted from carrying firearms on their person.
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The complete lack of knowledge of their own history continuously amazes me. I'm from the Midwest, here we had a Dutch and German immigrants for the last 150 years that did everything they could not to assimilate. You can still go to small towns where they do church services in German. Its also why we have so many Amish and Mennonites around here. In New England you had the Germans and the Pennsylvania Dutch who built their own communities separate from society. That's the whole American Dream in a nutshell, coming here to build a community you couldn't build back home.
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DEKH posted:The complete lack of knowledge of their own history continuously amazes me. I'm from the Midwest, here we had a Dutch and German immigrants for the last 150 years that did everything they could not to assimilate. You can still go to small towns where they do church services in German. Its also why we have so many Amish and Mennonites around here. In New England you had the Germans and the Pennsylvania Dutch who built their own communities separate from society. Yeah but Germans are white.
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Spiritus Nox posted:Yeah but Germans are white. 150 years ago they weren't (at least not really, kinda like the Irish).
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So i think I've figured out the right wing mindset: protesting the government when a republican is in charge: bad. protesting the government when a democrat is in charge:with guns:good. With peaceful assembly or in sight of the rich:bad Christ this is so clownshoes
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ArchangeI posted:150 years ago they weren't (at least not really, kinda like the Irish). Is that an American thing? I'm pretty sure in the UK the Teutons were ranked up there with the Anglo-Saxons. e: http://www.victorianweb.org/religion/Anglo_Saxonism.html
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Crashbee posted:Is that an American thing? I'm pretty sure in the UK the Teutons were ranked up there with the Anglo-Saxons. Germans were damned immigrants taking American jobs. Why, some were even Catholic!
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Crashbee posted:Is that an American thing? I'm pretty sure in the UK the Teutons were ranked up there with the Anglo-Saxons.
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Crashbee posted:Is that an American thing? I'm pretty sure in the UK the Teutons were ranked up there with the Anglo-Saxons. Germans were seen as either dirty easterners or lazy Mediterraneans depending on which principality they were from. Basically if you weren't English, Scottish, French, or otherwise from Northwestern Europe, you could go gently caress yourself because you're not white.
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Crashbee posted:Is that an American thing? I'm pretty sure in the UK the Teutons were ranked up there with the Anglo-Saxons. Much like the Irish, Germans were also tarred as being drunken barbarians who would ruin proper white society.
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"WE WASTE GRAIN" Wow. That stereotype is awfully specific. Did they hate German beer, or something?
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stan worship posted:"WE WASTE GRAIN" That was made after we entered WWI. Saving wheat for feeding the troops was a big, big deal.
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Kavak posted:That was made after we entered WWI. Saving wheat for feeding the troops was a big, big deal. Must've been, it was right up there with "WE CAUSE POVERTY AND CRIME". Interesting to see the sheer number of groups we've managed to identify as the culprits. Haters gonna hate, I guess.
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Kavak posted:That was made after we entered WWI. Saving wheat for feeding the troops was a big, big deal. It's also during the height of the temperance movement. Hard to believe there was a time in America where we had a constitutional majority necessary to make that a law. Also many Protestant Americans really hated alcohol (and immigrants).
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DEKH posted:It's also during the height of the temperance movement. Hard to believe there was a time in America where we had a constitutional majority necessary to make that a law. Also many Protestant Americans really hated alcohol (and immigrants). The past is a different country. The temperance movement had been building steam over the 19th century and Prohibition was the culmination of that.
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Duke Igthorn posted:So i think I've figured out the right wing mindset: You're overcomplicating the Freep mindset. It's much, much simpler than that. A thing was done. Was it done by a far-right extremist? Then it was a good thing. Otherwise, it was a bad thing. There are a few exceptions, but they're generally of the form 'Guess he wasn't a far-right extremist after all.'
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