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vaguely posted:I need one They have great skeletons, I'll probably order one with my tax refund
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Gravitee posted:Is it still feminism if I use my own money to let a man fix my car and not my husband's? Yes, also because you apparently married a feminist man who knows nothing about cars either (same). I theoretically know how to change the oil, but I've always lived in apartments, so nowhere to do it. My front tire was at like 15 psi below where it should be, and I had no idea. Also don't know how to use a pressure gauge.
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Schmeichy posted:Also, my dreams of being a strong independent woman were dashed today when I realized I am a terrible car owner who knows nothing about their vehicle. one night I was picking up my sister from an airport and ran over a nail on a long bridge. My sister didnt trust me to change my own tire and when a state trooper finally rolled up he laughed at me because I had my mechanic's bag from my old job in my car and he just watched me change my own tire. that was a cool night.
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the mythical beans they are Jelly Belly brand
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i peruse craigslist for ladies trading beejerz for oil changes
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I've seen those it's dumb I want to eat a lot of jellybeans all at once
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Hadrians Dong posted:one night I was picking up my sister from an airport and ran over a nail on a long bridge. My sister didnt trust me to change my own tire and when a state trooper finally rolled up he laughed at me because I had my mechanic's bag from my old job in my car and he just watched me change my own tire. that was a cool night. Your sister sounds kind of weird.
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vaguely posted:the mythical beans Want em, would eat all those.
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vaguely posted:the mythical beans The planet is weeping
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I understand the idea that a huge bowl of jellybeans is not very hygienic for a conference snack, but then just don't have them nobody will notice that there are no beans nobody will care
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vaguely posted:the mythical beans So bad, so close to earth day
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that's seriously dumb poo poo for howard hughes you can loving touch a germ you loving babies
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Schmeichy posted:Your sister sounds kind of weird. she's a spoiled white girl and I'm her little brother who is never right about anything
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Mother Earth weeps
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vaguely posted:the mythical beans My friend went to the Jelly Belly factory or something and got these huge bulk bags of jellybeans. They were massively discounted because they were 'deformed' but he ended up with like two pounds for dirt cheap.
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oh no, individually wrapped candies! 
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vaguely posted:I understand the idea that a huge bowl of jellybeans is not very hygienic for a conference snack, but then just don't have them get one of those dispensors they have at grocery stores. people just lie undernath it and pull the chain and their mouth is filled with jelly bean
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I had a dream I was given some jelly beans but I didn't eat them because I didn't want to eat a lot of sugar. Now I really wish I had.
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Because you were afraid of jelly bean AIDs now we have global warming t
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Just don't feed the wrappers to endangered animals. It's not the worst thing in the world. 
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Hadrians Dong posted:oh no, individually wrapped candies! the pistachio of sweets
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I want to meet the person who just eats one jelly bean.
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Mother Earth weeps Hadrians Dong posted:oh no, individually wrapped candies! good to know time to update my list of Enemies of Earth
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Yes, I indeed want to person.
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I just see a field...that used to be rare wild flowers...now just littered with jelly bean wrappers...
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eagerly awaiting packages of uncle ben's rice with individually wrapped grains
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Hadrians Dong posted:Yes, I indeed want to person. The emoticon flipping the bird
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Titty Warlord posted:the pistachio of sweets thanks for listening to my food anecdotes ladies' thread.
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Dolphins wash ashore, dying in droves Upon closer inspection, they are covered with jelly bean wrappers, sucking the life out of them
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Our carbon footprint increases....why? Fossil fuels? No...increased demanded for jelly bean wrappers
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unlimited shrimp posted:another time i was in Greece and we went to some island that had giant pistachio plantations and we got big bags of pistachios for not very much money and then we cruised around the Saronic Gulf on a big boat eating pistachios and luxuriating in the Mediterranean sun all day i could eat them forever
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Dolphins are assholes. I did a harbour porpoise necropsy for a marine mammals class and it turned out that he had been beaten to death by bottlenose dolphins. Apparently that happens all the time.
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Schmeichy posted:The emoticon flipping the bird t('-'t)
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Pessimism posted:Dolphins are assholes. I did a harbour porpoise necropsy for a marine mammals class and it turned out that he had been beaten to death by bottlenose dolphins. Apparently that happens all the time. motherfuckers like to steal my fish
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They find their way into our rivers. Little did we know, the wrappers are highly combustible. The rivers are now aflame with jelly bean wrappers
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Agent Kool-Aid posted:eagerly awaiting packages of uncle ben's rice with individually wrapped grains
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:They find their way into our rivers. Little did we know, the wrappers are highly combustible. The rivers are now aflame with jelly bean wrappers its eyes, replaced with jellybean wrappers
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