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Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
Too old to fight.

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Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

The Maroon Ninja posted:

Given his latest series of tweets, I think this song by Poe requires examination:


I think someone who thinks someone else is confused about their sexual identity is confused about their own sexual identity

I remember this was his walkout song against Bonnar.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
more like....not-a-victor class

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

david carmichael posted:

more like....not-a-victor class

lol

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

hey, maybe if you're no longer physically capable of flying on a plane, you should loving retire.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
See, proof he can't live without testosterone treatments.

Max Awfuls
Sep 10, 2011
At least he didn't drink the toxic airplane water.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I'm pretty sure the Brazilian flag just doubles as a disabled badge.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
listen. i have to be transported to fights by being put into suspended animation and shipped flat on my back in a protective glass container like loving lenin or else how can you reasonably expect me not to get knocked by one of kid rock's friends from joe dirt. dummy.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Oh hello again old friend
Edit: fuckin' forums

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Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Apr 16, 2014

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Brenden Schaub up on Joe Rogan's podcast. He's kind of a spaz.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
Hunt called Schaub a noob who can't dance and I was again made happy by fighters on twitter.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Schaub's pretty loving dumb.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
there's a lot of air miles on that body, mike

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

maffew buildings posted:

Agreed. My friend who's a surgeon has a Toyota Tercel for when he goes out drinking for the very reason you said.

This was good.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Someone make a thread for the Frankie/BJ TUF before I give everyone Jersey-Shore-related custom titles

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I would make one but the OP would literally be titled: "BJ/Frankie TUF" and the OP would say "Talk about it."


This deserves better.

Dirp
May 16, 2007
Lyman Good couldn't even get into the house.

PeteRoseHaircut
May 17, 2008

Thank you, Toronto!
"Bellator champs don't belong here"

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Cut shorts aren't any shorter than GSP compression shorts.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Another fine Tiger Schulmann product

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dirp posted:

Lyman Good couldn't even get into the house.

Lyman Bad

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
At least Dana, Frankie, and BJ appear to be having a blast.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Tyree posted:

At least Dana, Frankie, and BJ appear to be having a blast.

That guy's knee had a blast too. :rimshot:

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I refuse to watch The Ultimate Fighter. Did Good get wrestled or what?

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Sex hours before a fight? Clearly a bad move.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

El Roncho posted:

I refuse to watch The Ultimate Fighter. Did Good get wrestled or what?

Yep

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Edgar Winters Jr is getting messed up

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
This dude's first introduction to America is "Being bipolar...".

Edit: And now he's gone.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

fatherdog posted:

Another fine Tiger Schulmann product

Why do people pay money to train there? I get the impression that it's a total McDojo.

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Polar bear sperg dude... :stare:

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
Holy Christ, I think this dude's an otherkin.

Edit: Well that's two mentally ill people who won't be in the house.

Sprecherscrow fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Apr 17, 2014

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
I want this half-human half-polar bear lunatic to go far in this dumb sport. :allears:

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
If this polar bear guy doesn't make it into the house I want the entire season redone until he's allowed in.

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

Sprecherscrow posted:

Holy Christ, I think this dude's an otherkin.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Bubba Smith posted:

If this polar bear guy doesn't make it into the house I want the entire season redone until he's allowed in.

As Matt Horwich could explain, there's like an infinite number of universes in which he wins the whole thing and becomes UFC champ until he retires undefeated.

PeteRoseHaircut
May 17, 2008

Thank you, Toronto!
"Ants in the pants" is a tremendous nickname

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
:saddowns:

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
"Back to the lab for you buddy."

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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

1st AD posted:

Why do people pay money to train there? I get the impression that it's a total McDojo.

Good advertising, aggressive recruitment of guys with wrestling experience, and local promoters give TSK guys favorable matchups because every TSK fighter is guaranteed to sell 500 tickets minimum for every show they're on.

Also, the two locations that actually train fighters aren't McDojos, they just aren't that great.

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