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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:
Grand Theft Auto games. That's what happens whenever you die. 
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Apr 17, 2014 01:21
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:
 
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Apr 17, 2014 01:32
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http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=9504088 This is a little darker than the thread usually gets. Here's a summary: A Nissan truck and Ford truck have a minor collision. Nissan driver was probably at fault. The two drivers leave the road to exchange insurance information. Here are the Nissan driver's words paraphrased by the police: "At some point the driver of the Nissan begins threatening the driver of the Ford and said you're going to be sorry you gave me your information. I'm going to kill you and your family."  The cops also said the Nissan driver was at least 100 lbs larger than the Ford driver.Then the Nissan driver attacks the elderly father of Ford driver, who was a passenger on his way to dialysis. Ford driver screams for bystanders to call the police, and jumps on Nissan driver's back placing him in a chokehold and strangling him to death.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:37
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canyoneer posted:http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=9504088 Good luck getting a jury to convict that dude.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:50
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canyoneer posted:http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=9504088 And everyone(minus one) lived happily ever after?
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Apr 17, 2014 02:16
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Teddybear posted:Good luck getting a jury to convict that dude. A jury made of Calvin peeing on Ford symbols.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:17
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canyoneer posted:http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=9504088 
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Apr 17, 2014 02:19
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Traumatizing children. Hilarious!  
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Apr 17, 2014 02:28
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quote:Ahaha Christ, talk about scaring the piss out of someone... You're just relaxing to let it go and then surprise!
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Apr 17, 2014 02:35
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Was that kid going to lift the seat?
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Apr 17, 2014 02:41
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Dusseldorf posted:Was that kid going to lift the seat? No, that's how you know it was mom that put it there.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:43
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KoRMaK posted:I... what? You've never given GTA a shot? I haven't played a video game for real since I had Zelda on my GameBoy Pocket back in like 1999. I watched my friend's fiance play GTA V while we were hanging out but I think it just said "Trevor died". Anyway, I think this is a legitimate reason for falling down in soccer: 
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Apr 17, 2014 02:48
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canyoneer posted:http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=9504088 I worked with the guy that was killed. He was very friendly and happy and helped me out when needed. He didn't seem violent or angry to me at all, so it's been a big shock to deal with. He was gigantic, though.
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Apr 17, 2014 03:08
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Hood Ornament posted:I worked with the guy that was killed. He was very friendly and happy and helped me out when needed. He didn't seem violent or angry to me at all, so it's been a big shock to deal with. He was gigantic, though. Road rage changes people 
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Apr 17, 2014 03:15
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He on the toilet.
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Apr 17, 2014 03:29
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I haven't played a video game for real since I had Zelda on my GameBoy Pocket back in like 1999. I watched my friend's fiance play GTA V while we were hanging out but I think it just said "Trevor died". Until I saw the tacklers boot, I was wondering how someone can just spontaneously lose their shorts.
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Apr 17, 2014 03:30
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Testekill posted:Until I saw the tacklers boot, I was wondering how someone can just spontaneously lose their shorts. A new form of flopping: just wear really baggy shorts and trip over them when players are near.
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Apr 17, 2014 03:38
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I am surprised flopping in soccer doesn't get you fined or suspended after a game. I bet that would cut down on it real quick. 
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Apr 17, 2014 03:40
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bobjr posted:I am surprised flopping in soccer doesn't get you fined or suspended after a game. It does in leagues like MLS with a decent disciplinary board.
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Apr 17, 2014 03:51
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It's getting clamped down on a bit more nowadays. Plenty of dives in EL CLASSICO today that the ref just waved off.
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Apr 17, 2014 03:53
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PaganGoatPants posted:Grand Theft Auto games. That's what happens whenever you die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSt1ptsOjL0
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Apr 17, 2014 04:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmyzAXMNi5I AFL player gets knocked the gently caress out by a football to the face.
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Apr 17, 2014 04:15
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Testekill posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmyzAXMNi5I Coincidentally the kid from this gif: Is Josh Kennedy who plays for the same team, West Coast Eagles.
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Apr 17, 2014 04:29
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Pocket Billiards posted:Coincidentally the kid from this gif: I do recognise the shuffle.   The brave Carlton captain.
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Apr 17, 2014 04:50
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Testekill posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmyzAXMNi5I I played for an amateur team in the Bay Area and got caught in the face like that, twice. Those balls are loving heavy duty.
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Apr 17, 2014 04:53
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Palpek posted:More football shaming: Jesus, was training camp held next door to a fainting goat farm?
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Apr 17, 2014 05:05
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Chichevache posted:I played for an amateur team in the Bay Area and got caught in the face like that, twice. Those balls are loving heavy duty. Oh god yes, I've taken a couple of footballs to the face as a teenager. And then it's compounded by both guys going at full flight.
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Apr 17, 2014 05:11
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Captain Trips posted:It does in leagues like MLS with a decent disciplinary board. Yep, too bad the refs are terrible and can't see poo poo this year. Inconsistency is one of the biggest problems plaguing the league right now.
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Apr 17, 2014 05:16
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Testekill posted:I do recognise the shuffle. What sort of game is this?
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Apr 17, 2014 05:17
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Testekill posted:Oh god yes, I've taken a couple of footballs to the face as a teenager. And then it's compounded by both guys going at full flight. Yeah. For me it was kicked by pudgy Australian tech workers, not top loving athletes. I'd probably be missing teeth otherwise.
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Apr 17, 2014 05:20
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Frostwerks posted:What sort of game is this? It's a game of try to look like the softest AFL player possible.
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Apr 17, 2014 05:20
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Frostwerks posted:What sort of game is this? Australian Football. edit: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not 
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Apr 17, 2014 05:53
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Testekill posted:Until I saw the tacklers boot, I was wondering how someone can just spontaneously lose their shorts. Hey man, sometimes your pants just come off. Mildly  http://i.imgur.com/vXcUe9V.gif
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Apr 17, 2014 06:08
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A story of schadenfreude from my town - I work in economic development for a very white and very rich Texas town. The minority population is contained on the east side of town where everything is lovely, while the good little WASPs enjoy a median income of $160k on the west side. A majority of white people in town don't even know the east side exists, thinking it a separate town where their kids shouldn't go. Welp, the Department of Justice got enough complaints about this segregation that it triggered a Fair Housing lawsuit. We have Section 8 housing ("the projects"), but so far it has been placed far on the east side (where minority and poor residents already live). Now we have a court order that two 400-unit, high-density, non-elderly housing projects MUST be placed smack dab in the middle of the richest census tracts in the richest county in Texas. I just got to sit through a public hearing about the proposed construction and got to bask in the tears of upwards of a hundred rich, white, butthurt racists pleading to the council to prevent "those people" from invading their neighborhoods and schools. There is absolutely nothing that can be done to change the construction plan. 
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Apr 17, 2014 06:23
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Xenoletum posted:Yep, too bad the refs are terrible and can't see poo poo this year. The refs in AFL are sponsored by OPSM 
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Apr 17, 2014 06:25
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Danger Mahoney posted:A story of schadenfreude from my town - This is almost certainly my county, and my town's divided this same way- even if it's not the same place, just the thought of it is beautiful.
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Apr 17, 2014 06:38
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Edmond Dantes posted:Hey man, sometimes your pants just come off. Left out the part where the dog enthusiastically tries to figure out why this guy is butt-rear end naked. Also, gifs will never really capture the magic of the cameraman laughing his loving rear end off the entire time.
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Apr 17, 2014 06:38
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Danger Mahoney posted:A story of schadenfreude from my town - This is absolutely beautiful in every single way. 
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Apr 17, 2014 07:33
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Mister Adequate posted:This is absolutely beautiful in every single way. Well, it is and it isn't. Great that social change is being forced on those refusing to cooperate, and giving less advantaged a chance to live somewhere other than "the wrong side of the tracks". On the other hand, it'll just increase white-flight. I would assume that most councilors, treasurers, basically people in charge are also the waspy whites as well, so even though these building units are going to be constructed, the city can basically wash their hands of it after that. Without adequate funding and due care by city services, crime will rise and sanitation will falter, people will leave, basically turning it into another projects. It'll just be the same old cycle over again. You don't need people actively trying to keep others down for things to go to poo poo, you simply need them not to care and look away for a few decades and the job will be done for them.
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