The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

All this yelling is taking away my horny.

With sexy results!

# ? Apr 16, 2014 21:39

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# ? May 10, 2024 14:20

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

All this yelling is taking away my horny.

Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way 2001s are depicted on the forums. We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when GBS was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to see in a post again. Number one: bra.
Number two: horny.
Number three: family jewels.

# ? Apr 16, 2014 22:21

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Ainsley McTree posted:

You'll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for me � Ainsley McTree!

No way, McTree, that moon money's mine!

# ? Apr 16, 2014 23:49

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

jscolon2.0 posted:

Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way 2001s are depicted on the forums. We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when GBS was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to see in a post again. Number one: bra.
Number two: horny.
Number three: family jewels.

PS I am not a crackpot.

# ? Apr 16, 2014 23:58

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

PS I am not a crackpot.

PS I am gay.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 02:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

PS I am gay.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 02:08

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

TMMadman posted:

flaming

Moe. It's called a Flaming Moe. That's right, a Flaming Moe. My name is Moe, and I invented it. That's why it's called a Flaming Moe. What, what are you looking at Homer? It's a Flaming Moe. I'm Moe.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 02:18

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Tokelau All Star posted:

Moe. It's called a Flaming Moe. That's right, a Flaming Moe. My name is Moe, and I invented it. That's why it's called a Flaming Moe. What, what are you looking at Homer? It's a Flaming Moe. I'm Moe.

Now that's Moe like it!

:downsrim:

# ? Apr 17, 2014 02:58

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Must. Kill. Moe.

Whee!

# ? Apr 17, 2014 14:04

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Moe Moe Moe! How do you like me, how do you like me? Moe Moe Moe! Nobody likes me, why don't you like me?

# ? Apr 17, 2014 14:09

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Ainsley McTree posted:

Moe Moe Moe! How do you like me, how do you like me? Moe Moe Moe! Nobody likes me, why don't you like me?

You know what they say. All work and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe!

# ? Apr 17, 2014 14:16

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Ainsley McTree posted:

Moe Moe Moe! How do you like me, how do you like me? Moe Moe Moe! Nobody likes me, why don't you like me?

Can't believe I'm paying 14.95 a month for this.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 14:21

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

Deviant posted:

Can't believe I'm paying 14.95 a month for this.

Nine bucks? This one's on me!

# ? Apr 17, 2014 14:29

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

oldskool posted:

Nine bucks? This one's on me!

Lousy oldskool and his money... :argh:

# ? Apr 17, 2014 14:40

The Piper: Feb 18, 2007; Step right up and greet the Mets

Spiffster posted:

Lousy oldskool and his money...

♪ Money gets you one more round
drink it down, ya stupid clown.
Money gets you one more round,
then you're out on your rear end!♪

# ? Apr 17, 2014 15:40

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The Piper posted:

♪ Money gets you one more round
drink it down, ya stupid clown.
Money gets you one more round,
then you're out on your rear end!♪

♪ Buy me a beer,
Two bucks a glass.
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my rear end!
Buy me brandy,
A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine. ♪

# ? Apr 17, 2014 20:23

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Deviant posted:

Can't believe I'm paying 14.95 a month for this.

And may God help you if that thing carried the Spice Channel. :argh:

# ? Apr 17, 2014 21:06

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

And may God help you if that thing carried the Spice Channel.

Eight spices? Some must be doubles.

Ore-gah-no? What the hell?

# ? Apr 17, 2014 21:14

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

IMJack posted:

Ore-gah-no? What the hell?

The al-ighty ollar?

# ? Apr 17, 2014 22:16

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

The Piper posted:

♪ Money gets you one more round
drink it down, ya stupid clown.
Money gets you one more round,
then you're out on your rear end!♪

Don't quote for me. I'm already dead. :smith:

# ? Apr 17, 2014 22:49

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

And may God help you if that thing carried the Spice Channel.

I was at the pornography store. I was buying pornography.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 23:21

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

I was at the pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Hey hey! This is my kind of thread!

# ? Apr 17, 2014 23:23

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

Hey hey! This is my kind of thread!

Yes, and I'm pursuing my interest in...

# ? Apr 17, 2014 23:39

Injun Greenberg: Sep 14, 2011

What we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!

# ? Apr 17, 2014 23:49

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Frink posted:

Yes, and I'm pursuing my interest in...

So i says to mapple I says

# ? Apr 18, 2014 00:39

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Chlorine, eh?

Jorghnassen fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Apr 18, 2014

# ? Apr 18, 2014 03:12

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jorghnassen posted:

Chlorine, eh?

Maude, eh?

# ? Apr 18, 2014 03:20

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Don't quote for me. I'm already dead.

Wow... I'll never quote in this thread again :smith:

# ? Apr 18, 2014 03:56

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Mister Kingdom posted:

Maude, eh?

So how's Maude Flanders doing up there? Is she playing the field? Oh, yeah, really? All those guys?

.....Amen.

# ? Apr 18, 2014 05:45

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Frink posted:

Yes, and I'm pursuing my interest in...

# ? Apr 18, 2014 05:57

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Stargate posted:

What we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 18, 2014 06:50

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Root Bear posted:

Can we switch? These guys make me kind of nervous.

# ? Apr 18, 2014 14:40

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Crackerman posted:

Can we switch? These guys make me kind of nervous.

# ? Apr 18, 2014 17:34

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Spiffster posted:

Wow... I'll never quote in this thread again

And we never did. :unsmith:

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"Dental Plan!"
"Lisa needs braces."
"Dental plan!"
Lisa needs braces!"

# ? Apr 18, 2014 20:48

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

And we never did.
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"Dental Plan!"
"Lisa needs braces."
"Dental plan!"
Lisa needs braces!"

And there's one Simpsons cartoon I don't think we'll ever forget...

# ? Apr 18, 2014 21:04

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

drat quote thread, you've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to... to, um... uh... oh well.

DrBouvenstein posted:

"Dental Plan!"
"Lisa needs braces."
"Dental plan!"
Lisa needs braces!"

# ? Apr 18, 2014 21:36

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Ainsley McTree posted:

But listen to the music. He's evil.

# ? Apr 19, 2014 00:47

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

gary oldmans diary posted:

But listen to the music. He's evil.

# ? Apr 19, 2014 01:15

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Root Bear posted:

The only thing I'm high on is Love for my Son and Daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need.

# ? Apr 19, 2014 01:27

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Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

SHUT UP, JUDGE

# ? Apr 19, 2014 01:28

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