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> Finish taking off pants to gain mobility
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Apr 17, 2014 20:51
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>Quickly knock man over while disoriented, then teabag him and grab gun at the same time, then point the gun at him.
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Apr 17, 2014 20:51
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>pray to oderus for victory
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Apr 17, 2014 20:51
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>Pray to Dagon for victory
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Apr 17, 2014 20:53
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>fling helmet at captain to knock the gun into the air and ninja flip over to it to catch it before it hits the ground and tell him "haha it looks like the gay man has the upper hand"
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Apr 17, 2014 20:54
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>cast Summon Obama
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Apr 17, 2014 20:55
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>Throw your hardhat like a frisbee hard at the gun to knock it away from his hand. Waddle run at him because your pants are still down and tackle him, grabbing the gun while he is disoriented. Pull the flare from your rear end and use the gun to ignite the fuse, launching it out the window to summon gay MH370. Tell Captain "You are now the mote of dust in the swirling tempest of my bodily fluids" as the vortexing waves suck you down into MH370's gay lair under the sea.
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Apr 17, 2014 20:56
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Slurin posted:>Throw your hardhat like a frisbee hard at the gun to knock it away from his hand. Waddle run at him because your pants are still down and tackle him, grabbing the gun while he is disoriented. Pull the flare from your rear end and use the gun to ignite the fuse, launching it out the window to summon gay MH370. Tell Captain "You are now the mote of dust in the swirling tempest of my bodily fluids" as the vortexing waves suck you down into MH370's gay lair under the sea.
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Apr 17, 2014 20:58
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Slurin posted:>Throw your hardhat like a frisbee hard at the gun to knock it away from his hand. Waddle run at him because your pants are still down and tackle him, grabbing the gun while he is disoriented. Pull the flare from your rear end and use the gun to ignite the fuse, launching it out the window to summon gay MH370. Tell Captain "You are now the mote of dust in the swirling tempest of my bodily fluids" as the vortexing waves suck you down into MH370's gay lair under the sea.
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Apr 17, 2014 20:59
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>stick hand up own rear end and use yourself as a muppet
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Apr 17, 2014 21:00
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tackle him while he's still disoriented and then vomit seawater into his mouth, the way a mother bird would feed its young
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I lol'd at the slow mouth animation, thank you Atma. oh also Slurin posted:>Throw your hardhat like a frisbee hard at the gun to knock it away from his hand. Waddle run at him because your pants are still down and tackle him, grabbing the gun while he is disoriented. Pull the flare from your rear end and use the gun to ignite the fuse, launching it out the window to summon gay MH370. Tell Captain "You are now the mote of dust in the swirling tempest of my bodily fluids" as the vortexing waves suck you down into MH370's gay lair under the sea. this except flares usually can be activated without an external flame, don't waste a bullet on that poo poo
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Apr 17, 2014 21:05
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Slurin posted:>Throw your hardhat like a frisbee hard at the gun to knock it away from his hand. Waddle run at him because your pants are still down and tackle him, grabbing the gun while he is disoriented. Pull the flare from your rear end and use the gun to ignite the fuse, launching it out the window to summon gay MH370. Tell Captain "You are now the mote of dust in the swirling tempest of my bodily fluids" as the vortexing waves suck you down into MH370's gay lair under the sea.
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Apr 17, 2014 21:05
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alnilam posted:I lol'd at the slow mouth animation, thank you Atma.
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Slurin posted:>Throw your hardhat like a frisbee hard at the gun to knock it away from his hand. Waddle run at him because your pants are still down and tackle him, grabbing the gun while he is disoriented. Pull the flare from your rear end and use the gun to ignite the fuse, launching it out the window to summon gay MH370. Tell Captain "You are now the mote of dust in the swirling tempest of my bodily fluids" as the vortexing waves suck you down into MH370's gay lair under the sea.
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Apr 17, 2014 21:11
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> Discard pants and rush man. Take man down with flying head scissor which presses your filthy rear end in his face. Finish the move and praise gay satan for giving you the power of a luchador.
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Apr 17, 2014 21:40
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:> give the captain a Stone Cold Stunner, drink a beer then piss said beer into his mouth
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Apr 17, 2014 21:48
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Slurin posted:>Throw your hardhat like a frisbee hard at the gun to knock it away from his hand. Waddle run at him because your pants are still down and tackle him, grabbing the gun while he is disoriented. Pull the flare from your rear end and use the gun to ignite the fuse, launching it out the window to summon gay MH370. Tell Captain "Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice … so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Hulk Hogan. Assume the controls, Hulk Hogan. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HULK HOGAN! Push yourself to total self-destruction." as the vortexing waves suck you down into MH370's gay lair under the sea.
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Apr 17, 2014 21:48
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>As the ship lurches fatally onto its side, leap forwards, propelling yourself with the command console. Grab the Captain's head between your powerful thighs, clutching him tight to your crotch, and gasp "a real Captain goes down with his ship" as you tumble towards the deck together.
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Apr 17, 2014 22:01
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Slurin posted:>Throw your hardhat like a frisbee hard at the gun to knock it away from his hand. Waddle run at him because your pants are still down and tackle him, grabbing the gun while he is disoriented. Pull the flare from your rear end and use the gun to ignite the fuse, launching it out the window to summon gay MH370. Tell Captain "You are now the mote of dust in the swirling tempest of my bodily fluids" as the vortexing waves suck you down into MH370's gay lair under the sea.
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Apr 17, 2014 22:11
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is that a hard hat or a sailor hat if it's a sailor hat then a huge mistake is about to be made
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Apr 17, 2014 22:23
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Open a portal that allows MH370 to return from the wormhole it got sucked into. It has morphed into a golem fueled by the twisted and mangled corpses of all the passengers.
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Apr 17, 2014 22:24
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Slurin posted:>Throw your hardhat like a frisbee hard at the gun to knock it away from his hand. Waddle run at him because your pants are still down and tackle him, grabbing the gun while he is disoriented. Pull the flare from your rear end and use the gun to ignite the fuse, launching it out the window to summon gay MH370. Tell Captain "You are now the mote of dust in the swirling tempest of my bodily fluids" as the vortexing waves suck you down into MH370's gay lair under the sea. Same general idea as my post but this one is better.
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Apr 17, 2014 22:38
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Slurin posted:>Throw your hardhat like a frisbee hard at the gun to knock it away from his hand. Waddle run at him because your pants are still down and tackle him, grabbing the gun while he is disoriented. Pull the flare from your rear end and use the gun to ignite the fuse, launching it out the window to summon gay MH370. Tell Captain "You are now the mote of dust in the swirling tempest of my bodily fluids" as the vortexing waves suck you down into MH370's gay lair under the sea.
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Apr 17, 2014 22:43
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>Get completely naked in slow motion
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Apr 17, 2014 22:44
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Apr 17, 2014 22:45
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shoot the captain and then teabag him
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Apr 17, 2014 22:48
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>force him to make out at gunpoint, tell him your name is bryan singer
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Apr 17, 2014 22:49
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shove the device up your rear end
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> let your gayness be your guide. consult your gaydar.
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Apr 17, 2014 22:50
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eat the captain's rear end in a top hat
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Apr 17, 2014 22:50
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> shoot captain, make pentagram out of his blood and your jizz, summon satan
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Apr 17, 2014 22:51
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Shoot the captain and take the switch from his hand. Press the 'deactivate bomb' button.
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shoot the captain, then insert a flare into your rear end. make sure CNN has a good view
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TVarmy posted:> let your gayness be your guide. consult your gaydar. This because I want to see how Atma handles it
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Apr 17, 2014 22:54
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> jump out the window and check on MH370, he must be lonely.
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Apr 17, 2014 22:54
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>shoot captain, take switch, shove switch up your butt for safe keeping, find life raft or life vest, get off of boat using life device found, drink sea water to celebrate victory
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Hogge Wild posted:> shoot captain, make pentagram out of his blood and your jizz, summon satan
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Hogge Wild posted:> shoot captain, make pentagram out of his blood and your jizz, summon oderus urungus's ghost into the body of the captain, then tell him that you are gay
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