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Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!
No bad cops job is protecting for any reason.

e: maybe I was a bit unclear!

Grem fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Apr 24, 2014

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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

But those kinds of guys are the best to hire, both for the military and the police, since they're usually extremely authoritarian and tend not to question morally-ambiguous orders like "lets fire that MK19 at that school"

Lol marines

I spent six years in the service and I touched a gun like three times, they didn't even have firearms in boot camp when I went through.

drilldo squirt posted:

I dont believe you, but if you got some links post them because lol.

Usually the guys with the biggest hooah stories about shooting schools were in fact enormous pogs, and you should tell them so at every opportunity

(rip Dadfarm)

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Too precious for these forums :(

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
We had a union steward here at the IRS that had multiple DWI's, arrested for beating his wife, and a few other things. He was getting escorted out of the building by his manager to get arrested again by the police waiting outside. He saw the cops waiting for him and this fat, 50+ y/o man tried to make a run for it. They were waiting for his slow rear end at the other door and he gave up. But guess who was back in the building 2 weeks later? The fat union steward. He was a GS13 too. I never saw that oval office do anything except stroll around the halls.

It might be bad to be black when dealing with the police, but it's great if you're a federal employee.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Beanie, why does Louisiana hate buttfuckers?

http://www.newser.com/story/185425/louisiana-upholds-its-unconstitutional-sodomy-ban.html

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
... what happened to my lounge thread.

SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur

Untagged posted:

... what happened to my lounge thread.

Seriously.... I'm so confused.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Untagged posted:

... what happened to my lounge thread.

It's no longer a safe space. The hugbox era has come to an end.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

It's no longer a safe space. The hugbox era has come to an end.

:glomp:


































:huh:

Murphys Stache
Oct 5, 2007

There goes my nipples again!
In order to reduce the threat of abuse of power by gooncops, mandatory oversight and regulation is being forced upon you by GBS. God bless them. They're watching the watchmen.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
What size asp do you guys recommend for handling some peaceful protesters? Is 31" intimidating enough?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!
Don't get that plastic impact tip, get a nice solid steel tip and shave it into a point.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Don't forget the enlarged grip cap. It really provides ideal balance as you're bouncing it off of yellow and red zones.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
This kind of poo poo is why I barely read SA anymore

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Hezzy posted:

This kind of poo poo is why I barely read SA anymore

We can all still chill on officer.coahahahahahaa

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Whats wrong with other dudes posting in this thread. I don't think I said anything messed up.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

We can all still chill on officer.coahahahahahaa

Whats with officer.com?

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

drilldo squirt posted:

Whats wrong with other dudes posting in this thread. I don't think I said anything messed up.

Nothing?

drilldo squirt posted:

Whats with officer.com?

It's where all the lovely officers that GBS and D&D rail against hang out and post apparently. Never visited it but that's what I have heard.

Hezzy fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Apr 18, 2014

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Hezzy posted:

Nothing?


It's where all the lovely officers that GBS and D&D rail against hang out and post apparently. Never visited it but that's what I have heard.

You should go their and troll them. It's what I would do.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

drilldo squirt posted:

You should go their and troll them. It's what I would do.

I'm an adult

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
The O.com gestapo are pretty ban happy.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
So I'd fit right in?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Yes

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!
Mr. Nice you should go get banned tgere so you can have a better appreciation of the hurt and suffering you've caused.

SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur

Murphys Stache posted:

In order to reduce the threat of abuse of power by gooncops, mandatory oversight and regulation is being forced upon you by GBS. God bless them. They're watching the watchmen.

We demand a civilian oversight board comprised of three criminal defense attorneys, four members of the GBS public, and two Liberal Arts students who "know their rights."

Thanks to their intensive knowledge of the law, police procedures,and the daily duties of a normal patrol officer, this board will certainly end the scourge that is police brutality and the oppression brought upon innocent and peaceful civilians by the overly militarized police and their evil assault tanks.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
I for one cannot stand the militarization of the moderators.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

GunForumMeme posted:

I for one cannot stand the moderators.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I for one welcome our new ban happy overlords.

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

beanieson posted:

I for one welcome our new ban happy overlords.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Magnificent

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Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Apr 19, 2014

Tyro
Nov 10, 2009
But I must ask, gentlemen, who Moderates the Moderators?

beanieson posted:

I for one welcome our new ban happy overlords.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Hahahahaha.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

beanieson posted:

I for one welcome our new ban happy overlords.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bullshit probie reason if you ask me

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

beanieson posted:

I for one welcome our new ban happy overlords.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:lol:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

beanieson posted:

I for one welcome our new ban happy overlords.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

beanieson posted:

I for one welcome our new ban happy overlords.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Excellent.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Thin blue line, bitches.

SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur
I hate myself for seeing that. I've somehow avoided seeing that drat picture for over ten years and you drat donut eating piggies ruined my streak!

That's it...I'm gonna go occupy something.

(Bravo. That was well done.)

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I looked at Mr. Nice!'s probation first so I though the other ones were legit. :negative:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

I looked at Mr. Nice!'s probation first so I though the other ones were legit. :negative:

:laffo: The joke that keeps on giving.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YaaZZN9VYs

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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Whip pls put me on a six hr probation I'm going to drink now.


PS

Sup cop bros.

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