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Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

More animal/electric fence-related schadenfreude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqjtz3rEPG0

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Same. I got shocked twice in a row from a wall socket. Painful and bone-jarring, but it had little other physical effect on me, and that was as a child.

The most distinct thing I remember was just the sensation of the shock. It's like when your holding a vibrating toothbrush or a power tool, and you can feel the high frequency vibrations in your hand. It was similar to that, but it's like you can feel every cell in your body vibrating at an impossible speed.

Probably the best description I've seen thus far of a "mild" shock, I've had that happen a couple times when I was younger. Once when I was 8 and hadn't completely dried my hands after washing them, I went to the fridge to get a drink and the bulb was out. Figured it was dead, so I reached in, started twisting the bulb and my damp fingers touched the metal part of the bulb in the socket and I got a little shock. Second time was 7th grade, doing a mock construction project in shop class - we basically built a small section of a house from the ground up (wood framing, insulation, electric outlets/switches, drywall, etc). While we were doing the wiring, our teacher specifically told us NOT to touch a certain metal piece that wiring was going to, and I wasn't even thinking about it when one of my teammates asked me to hold said metal piece with wiring going to it. When the electricity went active I felt a nice vibrating tingle up my whole arm and it took a second to register that yes, I was being lightly electrocuted and needed to stop touching the metal thing.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970


I love how you see this bunch of dirt flying directly to his face. What was he thinking?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Nobnob posted:

I love how you see this bunch of dirt flying directly to his face. What was he thinking?

It looks like a pile of cow poo poo. Giving how close he was standing I'd guess it was Jackass-style shenanigans.
Edit: yeah you can see him brace himself just before the fireworks go off.

Edit 2: here's the video. he gets a mouthful. :haw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg2cmuGM2lA

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 11:34 on Apr 20, 2014

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Centripetal Horse posted:

I've had a few run-ins with electricity over the years, but somehow I have never been knocked down or out.

Schadenfreude at my expense time.

In school I worked a job in the university's repair center fixing lab equipment. I'm repairing a strobe light; the bulb has four electrodes, a high-voltage pair to ionize the gas and a low-voltage pair to send a current pulse through the gas to light it up.

I take it apart, resolder some dodgy contacts, and decide that before I put the casing back on I'll power it on and check that it works. So I do so, not noticing that my hand's in contact with the high-voltage contact.

1000 volts goes through me, I make a noise that sounded like "hrgh," every muscle in my torso hypercontracts, and I drop the strobe. The three other guys in the shop look at me, they all figure out what happened at the same time, and we all broke out laughing.

Fortunately that's the low-current side of the transformer. Wow.

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It looks like a pile of cow poo poo. Giving how close he was standing I'd guess it was Jackass-style shenanigans.
Edit: yeah you can see him brace himself just before the fireworks go off.

Edit 2: here's the video. he gets a mouthful. :haw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg2cmuGM2lA

You improved something in a way I never could imagine. This literally made my day.

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

Craptacular posted:

More animal/electric fence-related schadenfreude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnEi66TU1D4
Cow meets electric fence. I love the little moo it makes.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Flinger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnEi66TU1D4
Cow meets electric fence. I love the little moo it makes.

Click the youtube playback so that it has focus, then press '7'. Instant moos!

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp

Devor posted:

Click the youtube playback so that it has focus, then press '7'. Instant moos!

Please leave the youtube comments where you found them, tia

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


Senator giving a speech about train safety almost gets wrecked by a train, cause for some reason he decided to stand around on the yellow lines.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Azurrat posted:

Please leave the youtube comments where you found them, tia

Hey gently caress you buddy

That guy said he liked the moo

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



Senator giving a speech about train safety almost gets wrecked by a train, cause for some reason he decided to stand around on the yellow lines.

That's some fast work from the caption writer.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
Rebroadcast of the incident is my guess.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Tracula posted:

Rebroadcast of the incident is my guess.

..... nah. Seems unlikely. I'm going to stick with lightning quick caption writing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009




The video for that is pretty great, too. Just doing it for all the kids! :v:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mVQ5fu6q8M

Fuzz1111
Mar 17, 2001

Sorry. I couldn't find anyone to make you a cool cipher-themed avatar, and the look on this guy's face cracks me the fuck up.

C.M. Kruger posted:

It's the amperage IIRC. Household power is 15 amps and automotive alternators are what, 60 amps and up? Strong enough to arc weld with at least.
Yes, and the car battery can supply over 5 times that, but at 12 volts you will need a low resistance load to see that much current pass through it (eg: 0.2ohms for 60amps - the resistance of human body varies from thousands to hundreds of thousands of ohms).

In door frame's case he's dealing with output of the ignition system which is in the tens of thousands of volts (but comes in rapid low current bursts) as someone who's first car maintenance experience involved a car with dodgy spark leads, I can attest to the pain it can inflict.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

I think a strong desire to whack a guy with your whiffle bat also increases your resistance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avAH49NY_iY

Torchlighter
Jan 15, 2012

I Got Kids. I need this.
And now a little home-grown shadenfreude, courtesy of the PSP Toxx Thread!

Volcano Style posted:

I have (a TVIV) mod('s) permissionsuggestion to post this here.

Don't bet on wrestling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLdmbmZnMxw

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Previously fired Little Rock ex-cop dies after attempting to burn a hot dog cart owned by a guy that runs an anti-police corruption blog that had reported on him.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/...ipe_redirect=no

Classy fucker.
http://corruptionsucks.blogspot.com/2013/12/coming-soon-audio-exploits-of-fired-cop.html

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Beatnik-Filmstar posted:

Previously fired Little Rock ex-cop dies after attempting to burn a hot dog cart owned by a guy that runs an anti-police corruption blog that had reported on him.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/...ipe_redirect=no

Classy fucker.
http://corruptionsucks.blogspot.com/2013/12/coming-soon-audio-exploits-of-fired-cop.html

I love what this guy is doing, but drat: "Life goes on on the big plantation, indeed. Good 'boy'. Keep lashing yo' bo-bo whip fo' yo' masta' boy."

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Beatnik-Filmstar posted:

Previously fired Little Rock ex-cop dies after attempting to burn a hot dog cart owned by a guy that runs an anti-police corruption blog that had reported on him.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/...ipe_redirect=no

Classy fucker.
http://corruptionsucks.blogspot.com/2013/12/coming-soon-audio-exploits-of-fired-cop.html

This story feels like a Cohen brothers movie. Guy runs out of his house in his bathrobe and tackles the arsonist, arsonist dies from the face-plant into the pavement. All while trying to burn down a hot-dog cart.

Tasty_Crayon
Jul 29, 2006
Same story, different version.

The best part is that the cop got away but then came back to try and restart the fire after it was put out.

Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011
Crosspost from the Cute, Adorable and Uplifting thread:

Celery Face posted:

A couple on Judge Judy get their dog back from some idiot who bought it from a thief.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1oMg6vGC4g

You can hear the defendant going "don't, don't, don't" when Judge Judy tells the girl holding the dog to put it down on the floor. I'd feel a bit bad for her but considering she bought the dog off a stranger on the streets for 40 dollars, she either knew the dog was stolen or should have realised it at some point.

Also, chip your dogs.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011
He died doing what he loved - being a corrupt son of a bitch. :yotj:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

SybilVimes posted:

He died doing what he loved - being a corrupt son of a bitch. :yotj:

One day left til retirement from being a fat, thuggish arsonist. :911:

RIP "Creepy Todd"

PhancyPants
Nov 15, 2003

Hotdog Suit Up!

syscall girl posted:

I think you're both missing the point that it's easier to go out and buy an off the shelf warning sign than have the art department cook one up.

And to be honest, I don't think the T-Rex would be able to do the safe-voltage math anyway.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


Well...gently caress.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



Well...gently caress.

That has to be the only time a circumcision has improved an erection.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



Well...gently caress.
Some one needs to explain this to me.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

Volume posted:

Some one needs to explain this to me.

The tree fell up.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
He changed the center of mass by cutting off a big chunk of the trunk, so then the root mass was heavier than the rest of the tree and it pulled it back upright.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Guy cuts off part of tree, tree is no longer top heavy, root area is heavier, point of balance changes, tree raises itself up like my morning wood.

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
He set the chainsaw to reverse.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Volume posted:

Some one needs to explain this to me.

Tree was knocked over somehow. There is a pit where the heavy roots covered in dirt are. He released weight on one side by cutting it and the root side became heavier. The edge of the pit is the fulcrum.

Wow everyone sure was in a hurry to educate Volume.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
Post Your Favorite (or Request) › The schadenfreude thread: One gif followed by 15 explanations

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Meatwave posted:

Post Your Favorite (or Request) › The schadenfreude thread: Is it all right if I root for the explainer then?

FTFY

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Meatwave posted:

Post Your Favorite (or Request) › The schadenfreude thread: One gif followed by 15 explanations

Guys I made a mspaint perfectly explaining a fulcrum and lever!

Guys!? :eng99:

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