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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Stairs posted:

Sheldon Cooper was David Mitchell all along?

Basmatirice!

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Radio Paranoia posted:

Except that one time a news site was first hit for "facebook login" on Google and had millions of people screaming in the comments that they hated the new layout and couldn't log in! :v:

It was this site. Sort the comments by oldest first and enjoy the ride.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It's like someone filtered all the racism out of youtube comments and left only the stupidity.

I had to stop reading the comments after the first page or so. Some things are just too depressing to face.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I can even understand using the Google method, it does only take a few seconds to type in 'Facebook', but goddamn those people are retarded.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



4 years ago? poo poo.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


Happy birthday, Jesus!



Also I could have sworn there was a version of this without the blood, but Google reverse image search isn't giving me anything.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

:black101:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

why were you angry

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Toriori posted:

Oh man, now I just feel bad.

No need for that. His wife is the unbelievably hot comedian and professional poker shark Victoria Coren.



I can't find a funnier picture of her because she doesn't do visual comedy. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hogge Wild posted:

why were you angry

Goaters gonna goat

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Oh Hell No posted:

Happy birthday, Jesus!



Also I could have sworn there was a version of this without the blood, but Google reverse image search isn't giving me anything.
Here you go:

Runcible Cat has a new favorite as of 19:00 on Apr 20, 2014

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It's so much better without the blood.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Rhyno posted:

It's so much better without the blood.

Sounds like somebody hasn't earned their red wings...

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
Judas' first crime was not respecting personal space



And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, "The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek."
To which they replied, "Gay. Seriously just like point at him"
"No I swear if I kiss him it'll be like the Godfather"
- The what?
Lo, Judas spake: "Shall I up the ante? Shall the man whose cock I make crow thrice be the one you seek?"
And the pharisees said, "Just kiss."

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
What's with Jesus ripping off that guy's ear in the bottom right picture?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


AKA Pseudonym posted:

What's with Jesus ripping off that guy's ear in the bottom right picture?

He's putting it back on, Peter (I think) cuts off a dude's ear when they come to arrest Jesus but Jesus says "Hey, stop that" and just heals him.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009




In French, McDonald's is colloquially shortened to McDo. So maybe it's a franchise owned by Nald.

wellwhoopdedooo
Nov 23, 2007

Pound Trooper!

<marquee>donalds</marquee>

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Gorilla Salad posted:

It's like someone filtered all the racism out of youtube comments and left only the stupidity.

I had to stop reading the comments after the first page or so. Some things are just too depressing to face.

Then you missed how angry Marsha is on page 2!

quote:

I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK PAGE , IN FACT I HAVE STARTED TO VISIT IT LESS, BECAUSE IT IS A HASSLE

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

muscles like this? posted:

He's putting it back on, Peter (I think) cuts off a dude's ear when they come to arrest Jesus but Jesus says "Hey, stop that" and just heals him.
Judas picks that exact moment to identify Jesus to the soldiers, out of all those other dudes that can put a man's ear back on.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Toriori posted:

No..it looks a bit like this (rendition by yours truly)


That looks kind of like a shaved Mr. Meeseeks

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Caufman posted:

No need for that. His wife is the unbelievably hot comedian and professional poker shark Victoria Coren.



I can't find a funnier picture of her because she doesn't do visual comedy. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!

She's now the first two-time winner of the European Poker Tour and won nearly £400,000.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ll0sWy81wE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQLdXTMr3Zo

Victoria Coren :allears:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Who the hell hires a commentator with a lisp?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

spog posted:

Who the hell hires a commentator with a lisp?

I think she speaks very well frankly, lisp or not.

Edit: Wait, lisp? On re-listen I'm not hearing a lisp.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

spog posted:

Who the hell hires a commentator with a lisp?

I can think of two on NPR, but one of them I don't think is a native English speaker, and it just might be accent.

Jummy
Jun 14, 2007

Oh, my love, my darling.

The Ape of Naples posted:

I think she speaks very well frankly, lisp or not.

Edit: Wait, lisp? On re-listen I'm not hearing a lisp.

I think they mean the commentator from the poker hand, it's not super distinct but his lisp does slip out a couple times.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jummy posted:

I think they mean the commentator from the poker hand, it's not super distinct but his lisp does slip out a couple times.

They should totally fire the loving sound-cripple.

Jummy
Jun 14, 2007

Oh, my love, my darling.
Well that seems like an overreaction.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Jerry Cotton posted:

They should totally fire the loving sound-cripple.

I just learned a new bad word

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I just learned a new bad word

You just learned thousands of new bad words. You can slap "-cripple" onto a whole lot of words and get the desired effect.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Now imagine Babba Wawa saying "sound-cwipple".

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I always did think it was a bit cruel to make the word 'lisp' inherently hard to pronounce for the most common kinds of lisps.

For content:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky are a couple of weirdos.


This is actually a cover to a comic they're putting out and it is actually the email pitch that Fraction sent Zdarsky.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



muscles like this? posted:

Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky are a couple of weirdos.


This is actually a cover to a comic they're putting out and it is actually the email pitch that Fraction sent Zdarsky.

I love them so much. This is also a cover.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Also this happened:


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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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