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The Vosgian Beast posted:Okay why not, working on it as we speak. Good luck getting past the point where Namtab quit. It's the early chapter where we meet Draco and he plans to rape Luna Lovegood at age 12.
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The worst part about Methods is it's NOT A STORY. Rowling may have her flaws, but she told a STORY. Yudkowsky basically went into it, selected a few bits, and started using them as masturbation gel over his brilliance. Hence it's basically 100 chapters of no one getting anywhere because the things that make it a story have been chopped out and are dismissed as unneeded, but Yudkowsky doesn't care, because to him it's just all about the jerking off. I mean, forget about the horrifying stuff like Razorwired said, the main issue is you're just going to be deathly bored: it'll be like listening to some rear end in a top hat drone away at a party for 72 hours straight while you're tied up in Clockwork Orange style restraints. Really, stuff like this is why I've begun to realize that anyone who can balance indulgence in writing with the better parts is ahead of 95 percent of the rest of the group.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 10:50 |
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What's hilarious is that you can still find evidence of just how blatantly out of control TVTropes used to be with practically no effort at all. Plenty of pages may have been deleted but these people can't help themselves and must preserve all the pointless they've written for posterity. The discussion page for Hentai is Exhibit A. You can see for yourself the enormous amount of meticulously cataloged examples that were cut from the main page. I'm not sure this counts as cleanup. And here's The Bearded One himself telling tropers not to judge hentai, just list the storytelling tropes in cartoon porn. Which proves that he had a pretty good idea of what sort of poo poo was going down on his site before Google got wind of it. Fast Eddie posted:Regarding the dispute over extreme versus less extreme. Just merge the two lists alphabetically. Leave off the judgments, as those are not real tropes. The list should be about which tropes are used in the genre to tell stories, not audience-reaction, YMMV entries. And here's your daily dose of : Meeble posted:Greatly condensed the following entry as Red Linked items with Wiki Words tend to break the indexing, causing the first correct Wiki Word to get indexed instead of the title. If the information needs to be added back in, please rewrite it in a way that does not include wiki words (or add an article for the work first.) So, so much
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 12:52 |
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The haphazard capitalisations for trope names makes it look like Chris Chan wrote it, but that's neither here nor there.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 13:02 |
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Looking through Troper Tales, I challenge anyone to understand this on the first read-through:Can't Be Perverted Around Your Love Interest posted:This troper is in a group of close friends who, when interested in a girl, all re-frame from any perversion in her close proximity. this was soon found out by a few girls who caught us changing the subject very quickly when certen girl were around and we explained it to them, minus which guy like which girl. good thing one of these girl did not notice sooner because all of use had enacted this on her at one time. Did Not Do The Bloody Research posted:I grew up on a small island in the northwest Pacific. We spoke English. And this island wasn't that stuffy or conservative either--it had a thriving gay community and public beach, etc. But my experienced vocabulary was very different from what I later encountered in the United States and on the Internet. Words I had known to be taboo at least to some degree: "rear end", "bastard", "bitch", "dick", "fag", "human being", "gently caress", "jackass", "jap", N-word, "piss", "pussy", "poo poo", lord's name in vain. And words I was never sure were taboo or not: "homo", "hump", "jerkoff", "lesbo". And words I'd never heard until I was an adult: "arse", "batty", "bugger", "chink", "oval office", "douchebag", K-word, "shite", "spastic", "tranny", "twat", "wank", "wetback", "whang", "yiff". And known words I'd heard/used but never in a taboo manner, and only learned as an adult they could be taboo: "bang", "bloody", "cock", "come", "cracker", "dyke", "fanny", "frog", "gay", "prick", "queen", "queer", "roger", "shag", "snatch", "sod", "spaz". As for "spaz" and "spastic", I only learned today that they were taboo anywhere at all. I'm sure this one has been posted but gently caress it, the other ones on this page are "one time I changed a lightbulb and it was the most amazing thing" Crowning Moment of Awesome posted:This troper spent THE WHOLE of school being bullied IN BOTH WAYS from kindergarten to year thirteen, all day every day. after 14 years of this on my last day in year 13, 12th grade for Americans, the last year of school, on the last day, I was about to leave when one of the bullies ripped up the picture of a companion cube I keep inside my locker blu-tacked on the door, that was the LAST STRAW, the entire gang of bullies was there, all 5 of them. I was so angry I did a flying somersault kick and punch AT THE SAME TIME into one of their heads, then I unleashed a cranial upper cut and triple nut kick to the next one, then I grabbed one and shut my locker door on his head repeatedly, then I jumped off a table to a height that I have never jumped before onto the penultimate one's head, then I unleashed the last of my fury on the last guy (the one who euthanised my faithful companion cube more quickly that any other bully on record) and beat him senseless. they were reduced to crying heaps, drat that felt good. The rest of this story was boring STDH.txt but I like that last line. quote:It was the first day of 1st grade and the teacher had decided that she wanted assistant volunteers to come and help her for whatever reason. So I walked into the classroom with a dorky little 5 year old grin on my face and bout 3 years worth of television plus another 1 year of gaming under my belt
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I wonder if I should be worried that a close friend of mine has submitted a piece of fan-work to MoR. I think hearing of his "accomplishment" was the first time I had encountered MoR entirely, and after reading what y'all have had to say about it, his liking that work seems... problematic.
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Perhaps it might be best to prod him a bit to see how far the Yudkowsky rabbit hole he is? If he hasn't gotten to the LessWrong stuff, you could try pointing out how batshit insane Yud's stuff is beyond Methods. Or, alternatively, try driving home all of the really out there stuff in MoR (I.E. Draco's plot for Luna ).
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Ninjasaurus posted:What's hilarious is that you can still find evidence of just how blatantly out of control TVTropes used to be with practically no effort at all. Plenty of pages may have been deleted but these people can't help themselves and must preserve all the pointless they've written for posterity. TVtropes is fairly well archived in the wayback machine as well. I never got much past the front page because the site makes me hate everything I love, but it's there if anybody wants to look at the site in 2008 or something.
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Djeser posted:This troper spent THE WHOLE of school being bullied IN BOTH WAYS from kindergarten to year thirteen, all day every day.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Both ways, huh? Through six feet of snow, too.
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quote:This troper spent THE WHOLE of school being bullied IN BOTH WAYS from kindergarten to year thirteen, all day every day. Many pencils died to bring us this information.
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graybook posted:I wonder if I should be worried that a close friend of mine has submitted a piece of fan-work to MoR. I think hearing of his "accomplishment" was the first time I had encountered MoR entirely, and after reading what y'all have had to say about it, his liking that work seems... problematic. Sever.
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Fedora of Asskicking posted:"For the heroes, even the fedora, jacket, and khakis were common attire". There's no rape or overt pedophilia on the page that I've noticed, but I just thought you guys might like to know that there is a trope called "Fedora of Asskicking" about badass fedora baddasses and their badass fedoras. Also Linkara is listed as an example, but I'm sure you could've guessed that. It's just a shame that it wasn't around when Troper Tales was, because that Troper Tales page would've been hilarious.
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Hammurabi posted:There's no rape or overt pedophilia on the page that I've noticed, but I just thought you guys might like to know that there is a trope called "Fedora of Asskicking" about badass fedora baddasses and their badass fedoras. Also Linkara is listed as an example, but I'm sure you could've guessed that. It's just a shame that it wasn't around when Troper Tales was, because that Troper Tales page would've been hilarious. To be fair, this is actually a thing in movies and such, which is why people in real life keep doing it; they're just aping all those cool people in their favorite movies/shows/whatever. Completely missing the fact that all those movies/shows/whatever tend to be set in the 1940's when the fedora was fashionably appropriate. The Cheshire Cat fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Apr 20, 2014 |
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The Cheshire Cat posted:To be fair, this is actually a thing in movies and such, which is why people in real life keep doing it; they're just aping all those cool people in their favorite movies/shows/whatever. Completely missing the fact that all those movies/shows/whatever tend to be set in the 1940's when the fedora was fashionably appropriate. And often even in those movies the fedora/longcoats/etc were often there as signs that the character was poor or unfashionable.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 21:35 |
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Even when the fedora is on a fashionable guy(Don Draper) neckbeards forget that the guy is played by an attractive actor with a whole bunch of money put into dressing and grooming him.
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Ninjasaurus posted:From the spelling errors and overall lovely writing, I'm willing to believe this was written by an actual high school freshman who is still in his "ew cooties" phase. I'm not sure I'd call his singling out of black girls who are just being nice to him as vaguely racist but it's certainly bizarre. And what does not wearing blue jeans have to do with refusing a hug from an attractive girl? He didn't want to pop a boner in more lightweight pants and have it be super-obvious, is my guess.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 03:02 |
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The only real-life person I know who wears a fedora with any regularity and is justified in doing so is my Maya-centric archaeology teacher, who only wears it on field digs. He has the leather jacket too, but that doesn't work well in Guatemala and so his gear there is fedora, t-shirt, shorts, hiking shoes. But fuckin' tropers...
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From allthetropes.org "getting the crap past the radar" pagesA-teens posted:If you look pause at just the moments in the video A Perfect Match, you can actually clearly see the bras both female members were wearing under their tops. Keep in mind, they were popular among children, and they got away with any undergarments that was seen. Sonic Adventure 2 posted:Sonic Adventure 2 was rated 3+, perhaps surprising when you consider that the lyrics of the Wild Canyon stage are basically Intercourse with You. It contains blatant references to Rouge being "sexy" and how Knuckles wants to "get her with his tools" and is "feeling her in mysterious ways". As well as that, Rouge got away with Jiggle Physics -- to the point of Gainaxing at certain points -- throughout the game.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 08:35 |
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Do these dorks not realize that fedoras have become the laughing stock of the Internet?
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 10:17 |
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Ninjasaurus posted:Do these dorks not realize that fedoras have become the laughing stock of the Internet? Take a look at any university campus at the beginning of the year. This poo poo needs to be taught.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 10:51 |
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Ninjasaurus posted:Do these dorks not realize that fedoras have become the laughing stock of the Internet? Well, not exactly. Some of them know that the general opinion of this kind of person is rather negative but many think it's out of jealousy. It's why "boys have swag, men have style" images keep cropping up. It's funny but the belief seems to be that a person's choice in hats ultimately determines what they are but in this case it's having the polar opposite effect than the one that they want. Fedoras were associated with style and class so people with neither glommed onto them because they wanted the style and class but didn't want to put forth the effort. Now they're associated with fat, unwashed, lazy neckbeards with egos as bloated and gargantuan as their daily calorie intake.
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Lunatics key posted:Keep in mind, they were popular among children, This kind of aside is distressingly common in any sort of "look what they slipped into my cartons!!!!" discussion and it's horrible. It's bad enough they have to list all the times Hannah Montana was actually about that fetish about having to hold your piss for a long time or whatever, buy why do they also then have to remind the reader that this media is also aimed at kids. Ugh. I guess I answered my own question!
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Djeser posted:
I love that he writes out all these words including some really nasty racist/sexist/LGBT-phobic words, but won't say "N-word" and "K-word". He has some standards, I guess. ToxicSlurpee posted:Well, not exactly. Some of them know that the general opinion of this kind of person is rather negative but many think it's out of jealousy. It's why "boys have swag, men have style" images keep cropping up. It's funny but the belief seems to be that a person's choice in hats ultimately determines what they are but in this case it's having the polar opposite effect than the one that they want. I quite like fedoras. When I was a little girl, my mother taught me how to trip a guy up and escape a grab and run away, and gave me advice like "when you're on a date, watch how he treats the waitress because that's how he'll treat you one day, watch how he treats animals, always meet in a public place, don't tell him your address until you're sure he's okay, get your friends to meet him and see what they think, listen to how he talks about other women, particularly his exes and his mother" etc. etc. Now if I ever have a daughter I'll be able to say, "Is he wearing a fedora? No? He's probably okay."
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CommanderCoffee posted:The only real-life person I know who wears a fedora with any regularity and is justified in doing so is my Maya-centric archaeology teacher, who only wears it on field digs. He has the leather jacket too, but that doesn't work well in Guatemala and so his gear there is fedora, t-shirt, shorts, hiking shoes. If you're an archaeologist you pretty much have license to wear a fedora imo.
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Stottie Kyek posted:I quite like fedoras. When I was a little girl, my mother taught me how to trip a guy up and escape a grab and run away, and gave me advice like "when you're on a date, watch how he treats the waitress because that's how he'll treat you one day, watch how he treats animals, always meet in a public place, don't tell him your address until you're sure he's okay, get your friends to meet him and see what they think, listen to how he talks about other women, particularly his exes and his mother" etc. etc. Don't get me wrong, I like fedoras too and used to own two of them. One of them was met with a tragic "was stupidly left on a bus" accident. The other is a silly straw one that I rarely wear because I don't want to be associated with, you know, tropers and neckbeards. I see a few around campus every now and again and they are often walking stereotypes. Take a wild guess how many of them are bronies that smell like they decided showering regularly is optional. It's kind of odd because the rest of them are genuinely nice guys that are really, really awkward and nerdy. It's like one extreme or the other.
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Lunatics key posted:allthetropes.org Mmm, the smell of years old memespeak. Is it so, so hard to throw in a preposition and put an "of" in there?
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DeusExMachinima posted:Mmm, the smell of years old memespeak. Is it so, so hard to throw in a preposition and put an "of" in there? Imagine all the people, living without your prescriptivist bullshit.
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Swan Oat posted:This kind of aside is distressingly common in any sort of "look what they slipped into my cartons!!!!" discussion and it's horrible. It's bad enough they have to list all the times Hannah Montana was actually about that fetish about having to hold your piss for a long time or whatever, buy why do they also then have to remind the reader that this media is also aimed at kids. Ugh. To me the best/worst part is the insistence on how "clearly visible" or "obvious" the weird thing was. Always about something that isn't clearly visible unless you're a weirdo and deliberately setting out to look for it, or something people might notice and then disregard entirely because who the gently caress would even give a poo poo. The best example I can think of is there's a scene in The Rescuers where for the blink of a hen's eye there's a nude chick in a window. It's SO OBVIOUSLY VISIBLE, the rest of us unenlightened sheeple just somehow missed it, only the KooL grown-up mature tropers were grown-up enough to mature notice it
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Morkyz posted:If you're an archaeologist you pretty much have license to wear a fedora imo. Is that because the Indiana Jones movies made it okay or has it always been the style before those came along?
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Tunicate posted:Imagine all the people, living without your prescriptivist bullshit. sweeperbravo posted:To me the best/worst part is the insistence on how "clearly visible" or "obvious" the weird thing was. Always about something that isn't clearly visible unless you're a weirdo and deliberately setting out to look for it, or something people might notice and then disregard entirely because who the gently caress would even give a poo poo. The best example I can think of is there's a scene in The Rescuers where for the blink of a hen's eye there's a nude chick in a window. It's SO OBVIOUSLY VISIBLE, the rest of us unenlightened sheeple just somehow missed it, only the KooL grown-up mature tropers were grown-up enough to mature notice it Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Apr 21, 2014 |
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sweeperbravo posted:To me the best/worst part is the insistence on how "clearly visible" or "obvious" the weird thing was. Always about something that isn't clearly visible unless you're a weirdo and deliberately setting out to look for it, or something people might notice and then disregard entirely because who the gently caress would even give a poo poo. The best example I can think of is there's a scene in The Rescuers where for the blink of a hen's eye there's a nude chick in a window. It's SO OBVIOUSLY VISIBLE, the rest of us unenlightened sheeple just somehow missed it, only the KooL grown-up mature tropers were grown-up enough to mature notice it Well, the joke's on them, because that infamous part on The Rescuers has since been edited (http://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=2328724), like how they cropped out that black girl centaur in Fantasia.
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Penny Paper posted:Is that because the Indiana Jones movies made it okay or has it always been the style before those came along? When you're working in the field, you've got the sun on you all day. You need a good head covering. When I've been on digs, the inexperienced are usually wearing a ballcap and get sunburned necks. The people running the digs have wide-brimmed hats. Fedoras are wide-brimmed. I mean, look at these people. They're mostly wearing hats that cover their face and neck. Even a few fedoras in there, and that's pre-Indy. Indiana Jones is actually inspired by Vere Gordon Childe, who was a fan of fedora-like hats.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 20:20 |
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atop the 4th wall/nightmare fuel posted:Mechakara. what does any of this have to do with reviewing comic books ? atop the 4th wall/nightmare fuel posted:In "Batman: A Word to the Wise" Linkara's in the middle of his latest Badass Boast...and suddenly the Magic Gun doesn't work anymore. He may be more screwed than ever before. Terrifying, I'll never sleep again.
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Lunatics key posted:what does any of this have to do with reviewing comic books ? Linkara is usually okay when he just sticks straight to complaining about comics but he has the typical reviewer storyline which, ironically, plays out like a really lovely comic and he plays it completely straight. His fans take it absolutely seriously too, even giving enough of a poo poo to care about continuity.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 20:55 |
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Lunatics key posted:what does any of this have to do with reviewing comic books ? That fat internet nerd in a fedora sure is scary. They really don't understand what horror is. If a character says "I plan to kill five hundred people", that doesn't automatically make them ten times as scary as a character who says "I plan to kill fifty people". Including a note that a character did something bad in their backstory doesn't instantly make them as terrifying as seeing them do something bad onscreen. Real people don't get scared just because the show tells them "This person is scary and you should be scared"; scaring the audience is more complicated than that. According to TvTropes, I am now the world's most terrifying horror novelist.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 21:14 |
Lottery of Babylon posted:That fat internet nerd in a fedora sure is scary. He'll kill us all! Twice! And he won't even preserve the English language correctly!
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 21:21 |
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It actually makes less sense to me that Linkara is an actual person and not an anime.
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I had to curl into a ball and cry from fear for half an hour after seeing this.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:
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