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# ? Apr 17, 2014 02:52 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on David Cameron, Nigel Farage and Christianity – PM criticises some non-believers for failing to grasp the role that religion can have in 'helping people to have a moral code'" Telegraph: Independent: Co-op Group reports £2.5bn loss after 'disastrous' year Times: Express:
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# ? Apr 18, 2014 10:37 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Express:
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# ? Apr 18, 2014 12:36 |
Cloud Potato posted:Guardian:
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# ? Apr 18, 2014 15:59 |
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Prince George is a wee poo poo. In the news footage I've seen he's bonked a Maori child on the head with a rattle and made a girl cry just by looking at her. Wee shite's a royal all right.
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# ? Apr 18, 2014 16:10 |
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Yeah, whatever these are need to go back where they came out of.
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# ? Apr 18, 2014 16:17 |
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SedanChair posted:Yeah, whatever these are need to go back where they came out of. Au contraire, I think they need to go into everything. I always wondered where the sentient beings were in Thomas's world of blank, goggle-eyed pod people, and they've finally made their chilling appearance. I think they're Young Conservatives Sometimes it feels like there's a cry for help in these, I can't put my finger on it
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# ? Apr 18, 2014 20:20 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the death of Gabriel García Márquez – Colombian author became standard-bearer for Latin American letters after success of One Hundred Years of Solitude" Telegraph: Duchess thanks Australia for welcoming her and George Independent: UK unemployment falls to five-year low of 2.2m Times: Labour hire Obama campaign chief David Axelrod; David Cameron stung by jellyfish Stephen Collins:
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# ? Apr 19, 2014 11:02 |
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baka kaba posted:What do you think that cartoon is really about? The Times cartoon is bizarre. I presume it's a really obscure way of saying "Don't vote Labour" i.e. "Don't give Ed Balls the key to the British economy." However, the "car" is red and wrecked so perhaps its meant to be something to do with the Labour Party, or the economy under Labour.
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# ? Apr 19, 2014 12:27 |
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Observer: "An Easter message from the Rev David Cameron - Chris Riddell on the policy panics in the Tory party" Sunday Telegraph: Escaped rhea on the run in the Home Counties
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 01:07 |
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I hate Ridell's Cameron, looks far too Cleggish.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 01:09 |
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loving hellllllll, that BoB one looks like one of those movable sticker books you had as a kid, all the characters and items on clear plastic, and you'd place them wherever you liked on a scene. "Put the cameron on the grass, and the Farage head on the bird, and the fag in Farage's mouth, and the polls under the bird's foot... haha I made a political cartoon!"
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 01:12 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the government's Easter message to the poor – Record numbers have pleas for help rejected while councils in England fail to spend allocated cash" Telegraph: Miranda Hart 'in talks to host Generation Game' Independent: Syria chemical weapons: Assad still using chlorine gas in attacks, claims François Hollande Times: Family's car catches fire in Longleat lion enclosure Express:
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 08:48 |
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A dead Koala most like.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 08:50 |
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It's the Sheik of Wales here to exact his vengeance upon the infidel queen.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 12:52 |
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Just saw all the 88's, very fitting. Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Apr 21, 2014 |
# ? Apr 21, 2014 12:54 |
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Kurtofan posted:Just saw all the 88's, very fitting. gently caress off.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 20:03 |
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Jedit posted:gently caress off. Are you defending the Daily Express or do you think I'm calling the queen a nazi?
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 20:14 |
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Jedit posted:gently caress off. How dare you insult our queen! Just cos she's German and racist!
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 20:42 |
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Kurtofan posted:Just saw all the 88's, very fitting. In the year of our Lord 2014, what on Earth do you see in such an innocent number as 88?
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 22:07 |
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I really like the visuals on that Times one, even if the actual concept is stupid. Farage the escaped rhea is a way better metaphor
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 22:33 |
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Paladinus posted:In the year of our Lord 2014, what on Earth do you see in such an innocent number as 88? We must secure the existence of our people and a future for inbred royals.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 23:00 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Cameron's description of Britain as a 'Christian' country - Public figures have accused David Cameron of fostering divisions in the UK by referring to Britain as a Christian country" Telegraph: Times: David Moyes: Manchester United 'no comment' on boss reports Express:
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# ? Apr 22, 2014 00:42 |
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Huh, I thought the 88's was about the Queen birthday. Nevermind.
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# ? Apr 22, 2014 21:03 |
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She's going to live until she's a hundred Charles will die of a heart attack the moment he hears of her death
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# ? Apr 22, 2014 22:42 |
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Those jelly-fish
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# ? Apr 23, 2014 00:00 |
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Kurtofan posted:Are you defending the Daily Express or do you think I'm calling the queen a nazi? Neither. I know you're calling the Queen a Nazi.
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# ? Apr 23, 2014 00:16 |
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Well, she is.
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# ? Apr 23, 2014 00:26 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Joe Biden's action over Ukraine - After meetings over Ukraine, US vice president Joe Biden told Russia it was time to stop talking and start acting" Telegraph: Scottish independence: Brown says Scotland's pensions protected by UK Independent: David Moyes: Manchester United manager sacked by club Times: UKIP's Nigel Farage promises political 'earthquake' (amid a kerfuffle over their posters) Yesterday's Mail: "A family on an outing to Longleat safari park were nearly engulfed by flames when their car caught fire. For a long time they were unable to escape as lions were prowling outside." quote:“Okay. We’ll have another try. One medium rare and two well done….Pass the matches.” Mail: "David Moyes the Manchester United manager has been sacked." quote:“You’d be perfect, Son. They’re looking for someone to fill Alex Ferguson’s shoes.” Express:
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# ? Apr 23, 2014 00:32 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: gently caress me, that's actually a good joke.
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# ? Apr 23, 2014 11:11 |
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Kegluneq posted:gently caress me, that's actually a good joke. Cloud Potato posted:Yesterday's Mail: So is this is it bizarro day?
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# ? Apr 23, 2014 12:49 |
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Kegluneq posted:gently caress me, that's actually a good joke. I saw it going round twitter all day yesterday, so maybe Thomas just plucked it from there.
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# ? Apr 23, 2014 13:30 |
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Trickjaw posted:I saw it going round twitter all day yesterday, so maybe Thomas just plucked it from there. quote:
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# ? Apr 23, 2014 13:58 |
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Kegluneq posted:You have waaaay more confidence in Thomas' ability to engage with modern technology than I do. True. Maybe his carer read it to him.
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# ? Apr 23, 2014 14:04 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Tony Blair's extremism speech - Tony Blair's speech seeking to rally global support for a confrontation with Islamic extremism generated a storm of reaction, most of it negative" Telegraph: Independent: Times: Jamaica Inn: Complaints mount over sound Mail: quote:‘Goorevening. Am frum beebeesee. We mumble funf grmph no record mumble glubble grmph of a TV licence...’ Express: Violent crime in England and Wales falls again, A&E data shows
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 00:32 |
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If alcohol prices have risen then surely the pub would be loving dead?
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 11:06 |
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They're all millionaires.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 11:25 |
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mfcrocker posted:If alcohol prices have risen then surely the pub would be loving dead? pints are Giffen goods
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 11:28 |
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mfcrocker posted:If alcohol prices have risen then surely the pub would be loving dead? The poors can no longer afford their mayhem fuel. It's a picture of the little England inside every Express reader's head
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 15:04 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 15:40 |
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baka kaba posted:The poors can no longer afford their mayhem fuel. It's a picture of the little England inside every Express reader's head This is exactly correct. The bucloic country pub and the war-torn mayhem of after dark town centres have been RECLAIMED FOR DECENT PEOPLE!
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 15:08 |