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All-Star Break 2026 Update All-Stars East -- Teemu Vittunen (Starting Left Wing) East -- Aleksandr Luzhin (Starting Center) East -- Borka Borkason (Starting Right Wing) East -- Bjorn Lundgren (Starting D-Pairing) East -- That Guyclint (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Martijn van der Veen (Starting Goaltender) West -- Gunnar Stahl (Starting Left Wing) West -- Hocket Roboy (Starting Center) West -- Adam Banks (Starting Right Wing) West -- Moses White (2nd Line Left Wing) West -- Foo Bar (2nd Line Center) West -- Alex Guibeau (2nd Line Right Wing) West -- He Hate Me (3rd Line Left Wing) West -- Theo McFlurry (3rd Line Right Wing) West -- Pierre-Paul Poutine (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Aurora Steidl (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Les Lazaruk (2nd D-Pairing) West -- Dennis Bergkamp (Starting Goaltender) West -- Cal Ripken Jr (Backup Goaltender) Notable Stats White leads the league in Points; Roboy is 3rd; Kilza is 5th; Bar is 7th Buckaroo & Vittunen are tied for 3rd in Goals; Bar, Kilza, Luzhin, & Skill are tied for 6th White leads the league in Assists; Roboy is 2nd; Hockles is 6th; Kilza is 8th Lundgren leads all defensemen in Points; Steidl is 2nd; Guyclint is 7th Stahl is 3rd in +/-; White is 5th; Poutine is 8th Potatoes is 2nd in PIM; McStabson is 3rd; Urlacher is 4th; O'Rourke is 6th; Borkiwicz is 7th; Lazaruk is 8th Lazaruk is 3rd in Hits; Rutkowski is 7th Bergkamp leads the league in GAA; Ripken Jr is 2nd; Palin is 3rd; Pepperdick is 6th; van der Veen is 8th 2-7 in SV%: Bergkamp, Ripken Jr, Palin, van der Veen, Pepperdick, Athanatos Ripken Jr leads the league in Wins; van der Veen is 2nd; Hextall Jr is 3rd Transaction News None Injury Report FLA -- A. Kilza is out with a Fractured Ankle. Expected return is 3/2/26 VAN -- C. Buttworth is out with a Broken Leg. Expected return is 3/27/26 Comments This is the first time I can remember that Toronto or Tampa Bay didn't lead the Atlantic Kilza's balsa-wood foot likely prevented him from winning the Art Ross  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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@MosesWhite71 - Nice to be on top of the division and the scoresheet. This is the year we go all the way, book it. #DesertDogs #Whiteout #OurTime
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Jeez, low-points year for D-men
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Goddamnit Buffalo @pwiczy97 @sba you are dumb basterd plz stop tweeting me all of time
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Hockles posted:Notable Stats Huh. That's weird. I'm 5th in points, why didn't I get invited to the All-Star Ga- Hockles posted:Injury Report GOD DAMNIT  Hockles posted:Comments  Please don't fall apart while I'm injured, Florida. That's all I ask.
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6th straight season Edmonton is out of the playoffs. This seems pretty realistic. Why is fantasy Edmonton so bad? Do we still have Hall, Nuge and Yakupov?
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@SneezyPeens 24 secs ago ABANDON SHIP!!!!
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LumpyGumby posted:@SneezyPeens 24 secs ago @halusato9 みな大丈夫、俺はここに Everyone relax, I'm here. @SneezyPeens
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Wow did SJ ever nosedive after that last update. I think Im starting to get how Pleads felt last year.
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@chap_butt29 injured, still own. #haters give motivation, Vancouver #breakinthecurse
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Paynuss doesn't work so well in old age.
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2026 All-Star Gamepre:1 2 3 East 3 0 2 - 5 West 0 1 1 - 2 East West 5 Goals 2 31 Total Shots 40 22 Hits 17 20:25 Time On Attack 19:58 35 Faceoffs 47 11 PIM 5 0/0 Powerplays 1/4 1st Period 7:03 -- (East) N. Kucherov (T. Vittunen, A. Luzhin) 10:39 - (East) J. Skinner (J. Tavares) 16:17 - (East) A. Saarela (P. Subban, S. Griffith) 2nd Period 7:40 -- (West) F. Bar (G. Stahl, L. Lazaruk) 3rd Period 2:52 -- (West) A. Guibeau (F. Bar, M. White) 5:42 -- (East) J. Drouin (N. Kucherov, N. MacKinnon) 15:44 - (East) N. Kucherov (A. Saarela, T. Myers) Penalty Summary 1st Period 2:01 -- (East) J. Gardiner -- Holding the Stick (Minor) 3:01 -- (East) B. Lundgren -- Instigating (Minor) 3:01 -- (East) B. Lundgren -- Fighting (Major) 3:01 -- (West) G. Stahl -- Fighting (Major) 2nd Period 6:04 -- (East) N. MacKinnon -- Hooking (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (East) Nikita Kucherov (2 goals, 1 assist, +2) 2) (East) Martijn van der Veen (2.00 GAA, .949 SV%, 37 saves) 3) (East) Aleksi Saarela (1 goal, 1 assist, +2)  
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Trade Deadline 2026 Update Notable Stats Roboy & White lead the league in Points; Skill is 6th; Hockles is 8th Vittunen is 4th in Goals; Guibeau is 5th; Borkason is 7th; Skill is 8th Roboy leads the league in Assists; White is 2nd; Hockles is 5th Lundgren leads all defensemen in Points; Poutine is 2nd Poutine is 2nd in +/-; White is 4th; Stahl is 8th Potatoes is 2nd in PIM; McStabson is 3rd; Urlacher is 4th; O'Rourke is 6th; Windros is 7th; Borkiwicz is 8th Lazaruk is 5th in Hits Top 7 in GAA are all goons Top 7 in SV% are all goons Hextall Jr & van der Veen lead the league in Wins; Ripken Jr is 4th; McLargeHuge & Pepperdick are tied for 5th; Athanatos is 7th Transaction News None Injury Report PHX -- C. Ripken Jr is out with a Torn Groin. Expected return is 3/16/26 TOR -- B. Buckaroo is out with a Neck Strain. Expected return is 3/11/26 VAN -- C. Buttworth is out with a Broken Leg. Expected return is 3/27/26 Comments Kilza needs to carry the team on his back to make the playoffs Goon goalies are having a great year  Metro http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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lol what the gently caress
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Dubious posted:lol what the gently caress Old 'iron-legs' Buttworth over on the Canucks IR
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I get 30 minutes of time in the All-Star game and don't do anything 
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Kilza me and ThatguyClint are trying. STAY OFF THE IR YOU YUTZ
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gently caress the Sharks
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@RosesWhite71 Maybe this is the year!
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@blundNHL 1m at least we'll have 2025 #Cup #Caps #welpbacktothecellar
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Everyone not my team stop winning the cup please
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are the Pens ever gonna fuckin Do A Thing or no
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This is correct.
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:are the Pens ever gonna fuckin Do A Thing or no let's hope not!
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Stickarts posted:Kilza me and ThatguyClint are trying. SERIOUSLY. The three of us have been trying to drag the rest of the team, kicking and screaming, into the playoffs.
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End of 2025-26 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Roboy lead the league in Points; White is 2nd; Luzhin is 4th; Guibeau is 8th Luzhin is 3rd in Goals; Guibeau is 4th; Borkason is 5th; Skill is 8th Roboy leads the league in Assists; White is 2nd; Hockles is 5th Lundgren leads all defensemen in Points; Steidl is 2nd; Spamtron is 5th; Poutine is 6th White is 2nd in +/-; Stahl is 5th Urlacher is 2nd in PIM; Potatoes is 3rd; McStabson is 4th; O'Rourke is 5th; Borkiwicz is 6th; Windros is 8th Lazaruk is 4th in Hits Top 7 in GAA are all goons Top 8 in SV% are all goons Hextall Jr & van der Veen lead the league in Wins; Ripken Jr is 3rd; Pepperdick is 5th; Athanatos is 6th; Paynuss is 8th Transaction News None Injury Report None Comments Roboy should sweep the regular awards Norris Finalists: Lundgren & Steidl Vezina finaists: Cow, Ripken Jr, Pepperdick & Bergkamp The Nashville & Phoenix goalies will split the Jennings  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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Great, not only do we not make the playoffs, we don't even exist anymore. I bet Kassian is still the captain too.
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That's what I get for not proofreading so I can post before the end of intermission. Updated.
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If Ripken doesn't win the Vezina it's rigged!
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End of 2025-26 Season Update Playoff Results ANA def PHX in 6 LAK def CGY in 5 MIN def DAL in 4 COL def NSH in 7 FLA def BOS in 5 OTT def TBL in 4 TOR def NJD in 6 CBJ def CAR in 5 LAK def ANA in 6 MIN def COL in 5 FLA def OTT in 6 CBJ def TOR in 5 LAK def MIN in 6 FLA def CBJ in 5 FLA def LAK in 6 Notable Stats Kilza lead the league in Points; Banks is 3rd; Luzhin is 6th; Windros is 8th http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Florida Panthers Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Phoenix Coyotes Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Los Angeles Kings Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Florida Panthers Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Hocket Roboy -- Minnesota Wild Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Moses White -- Phoenix Coyotes James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Bjorn Lundgren -- Washington Capitals Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Hocket Roboy -- Minnesota Wild Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Marc Gervais -- St. Louis Blues Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Andrew Kilza -- Florida Panthers Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Quincey Pepperdick -- Tampa Bay Lightning William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Dennis Bergkamp/Mark Visentin -- Nashville Predators Cal Ripken Jr/Matt Hackett -- Phoenix Coyotes Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Ryan Pilon -- Minnesota Wild Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Hockles -- Minnesota Wild Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Moses White -- Phoenix Coyotes Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Nikita Kucherov -- Tampa Bay Lightning Upcoming Free Agents CGY -- F. Vando FLA -- T. Guyclint LAK -- A. Banks MIN -- H. Roboy PIT -- H. Wang STL -- S. Smashnikov WSH -- B. Lundgren Comments Florida did it! Season of Miracles! White ends up winning the Hart & Lindsay Lundgren wins another Norris Hockles continues to win Selkes Pepperdick wins another Vezina
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