kimbo305 posted:

Getting that sponsor money while he can:

kimbo305 posted:

Getting that sponsor money while he can:

Bundt Cake posted:

when Mike Pierce continued the longstanding tradition for the best welterweight in the world to get finished decisively in the first round by a possibly retarded jiu jitsu black belt.

Count Roland posted:

Hahaha, compared to GSP dealing with Gatorade and appearing in Hollywood movies.

kimbo305 posted:

I can't be sure, but I think GSP and JBJ have done the same.

Palooka posted:

Phil Davis posted:

Jon Jones said I was going to break him apart like a sugar cookie, man, that’s not exactly correct. I promised I was going to break him apart like a sugar cookie. Big difference.

Here’s what happened. Jon Jones came out doing his regular deal and Alex — because Alex and I, we train together and we went over some things to do. I said, listen man, what you really need to do is you need to strong arm him like an American and hit him with a back hand pimp slap. I’m telling you right now, Alexander threw seven different kinds of smoke at this dude, Jon Jones didn’t know up from down when he was fighting Alex. He didn’t know what hit him. He didn’t know why he hit him — why he was hitting so hard.

I honestly still don’t really understand really how [Alex] lost, but I will say this… Jon Jones came back the last two rounds, fourth and fifth rounds, came back like a champion. Did he do enough to win? Absolutely not.

The last time you tried to handle somebody in the striking department, Alex hit you so many times in the right eye you almost turned into a pirate. I wouldn’t be so sure you can be better than Glover standing up because let me tell you, he throws heat. What are you going to do?

He’s the most scared man in MMA. He ought to be on a small show with the way he runs from guys. I do think he is being careful and protecting his business interests. I just wish he would go about it like a professional, instead of like a teenage girl. It comes down to this: The fans of the UFC deserve better. They truly deserve better. They tune into Glee when they want to see some high school drama. When they tune into the UFC, they deserve to see a man fighting. Or a Ronda Rousey, or whatever. But the high school drama should stay on Glee.

What type of history could Jon Jones and I have? There could be no history between a man who is serious about what he does and a guy like Jon Jones.

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I do think he is being careful and protecting his business interests. I just wish he would go about it like a professional, instead of like a teenage girl.

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Question: "Are you going to go into the ring this year? I want to see an Akiyama fight!"

Sexyama: "I'm certainly entering this year! Of course in the UFC!"

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The Bermuda Triangle

outy posted:

Gotta watch those upkicks.

Lloyd Boner posted:

masato tatanka posted:

I liked the part of the conference call where Jones asked Phil "what rounds do you think Gus won in that fight?" and he said "the ones where he laid all those hands upside your head" or something to that effect.

david carmichael posted:

It would be cool if Phil Davis develops into a guy who can back this up.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The truth is a Wonderful thing.

outy posted:

Gotta watch those upkicks.

mewse posted:

Too slow to avoid getting injured, too stupid to stop fighting with a broken rib, a true warrior, the future champion ladies and gentlemen

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The truth is a Wonderful thing.

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Too stupid to stop fighting when he should have is what won him the Overeem fight. Let's not take away from the one cool thing Travis Browne has ever done.

LobsterMobster posted:

I thought that was only if he's wearing shorts

david carmichael posted:

the jump kick against nobody while bigfoot looked at him all confused and concerned and then browne starts crying was pretty freaking cool

Fat Twitter Man posted:

That fight was hilarious because it becomes really clear how stupid Browne's Spazz Nodes are against someone who moves as slow as Bigfoot. Someone with athletic ability like Barnett or Overeem might accidentally step into his wildly flailing limbs, but Bigfoot's lumbering was never even disturbed.

Lloyd Boner posted:

Really wanna see Browne vs Hunto

david carmichael posted:

the jump kick against nobody while bigfoot looked at him all confused and concerned and then browne starts crying was pretty freaking cool

Disgusting Coward posted:

and then to top off the sadness you have to go home and be Travis Browne, not just for the medical or the post-fight presser but for the rest of your life.