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Top Gun - Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer are totally gay for each other and take a lot of showers and play volleyball. Oh and it has a cool Kenny Loggins theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNPVRh0ngUo Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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In The Big Lebowski Jeff Bridges smokes a weed and drinks heavily, hangs out with Vietnam veteran and solves a mysterious disappearance
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Atlas Shrugged Part 2: socialism doesn't work
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Freddy Got Fingered no he didn't, also horse penis and gruesome preteen injuries
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JFK: Chris Carter gets an idea for a TV series Apollo 13: Tom Hanks goes EVA and discovers an extraterrestrial city whose inhabitants want to wipe out humanity, until he convinces them that humans understand love The Great Dictator: Charlie Chaplin disappears up his own premature-antifass Metropolis: Love solves the industrial crisis Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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The Fifth Element- It's Love. Love saves the loving world, somehow. Then the redhead and Bruce Willis bone each-other. Death Trance*- The little girl is the god of death...I think? It was really hard to follow. Also, Gothic Ninjas on Dirtbikes. Water World- The little girl has a map to the last piece of land on earth tattooed on her back. Love also saves the day, again. 12 Monkeys- Time Travel Shenanigans. Everyone is hosed anyway, nothing gets fixed, the end. ((*- this movie is so bad that it's  .))
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Freakbox posted:
12 Monkeys Brad Pitt prepares for his role in Burn After Reading. Burn After Reading Brad Pitt scares John Malkovich, who shoots him. Car insurance guy/spider man boss gets confused. edit: Command & Conquer 4 Kane tricks both GDI and NOD into helping him go into a Scrin portal (The only thing at all hinting at them having been around), set to an all-white background that they used to fill in the green screen. Salynne fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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In Lost In Translation nothing loving happens the whole goddamn movie
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Bicentennial Man- Robot Robin Williams becomes human, Dies. Somehow this is a happy ending. 
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Freak box I thought it was the other way around? Or maybe my memory sucks and I'm old In 7 Years in Tibet, Brad Pitt gets his son.
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unlimited shrimp posted:In Robin Hood: Men in Tights it's revealed that Mel Brooks is a tedious hack who hasn't been funny at least since Young Frankenstein but probably not since The Producers. Okay I am late to the party but this is some bullshit ok spaceballs was p funny
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I Frankenstein gargoyles vs vampires, Bill Nighy bad guy gets killed sucks just don't watch it.
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In the secret life of Walter Mitty the whole movie is a massive piece of poo poo and I can't even remember how the gently caress it ended but seriously don't see it I think maybe the famous photographer gave the photo to his mum or some poo poo I dunno, and he ends up loving the girl
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In Iron man some really dumb poo poo awful writing happens and its a poo poo movie so dont see it
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actually just dont watch any superhero movies other than like the old spiderman 2 and the batmans i guess
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dino. posted:Freak box I thought it was the other way around? Or maybe my memory sucks and I'm old Naw he starts as a robot, becomes a human, and dies before hearing the courts announce that he's considered a human being. Such a happy ending. Content: The Sixth Sense- Bruce Willis is actually Dead for 98% of the film- that's why the freak-kid talks to him.
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dino. posted:
thats one of my fav movies 
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In I am legend will Smith should realise that he's a mutant freak but doesn't
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In Passion Jesus dies at the end.
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In The Holy Mountain the camera zooms out, and it was all a movie.
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North it was all a dream. Really. Inception it wasn't all a dream. Probably. Or not.
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In Notorious, Biggie Smalls wrote cheques with his mouth that his body couldn't cash.
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concerned mom posted:thats one of my fav movies It could have been a great movie if they cut like the first two thirds or something. poo poo got boring and repetitive. In Frozen, the handsome prince is killed because he's a jerk, the peasant marries the princess, and they never loving stop goddamned singing and you want to gouge out your eyes because it's a loving musical. Ugh. dino. fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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Cube: The retard is the only one that escapes
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People who can't wrap their heads around cloud atlas are fuckin dumb. The whole gimmick is that the same actors are playing different characters. They are all interconnected. A gay wrote a song that was eventually used as the clone anthem in the future and after that dimly remembered as a prayer. His lover was the dude that got murdered trying to pass info to the reporter. The retarded british man's novel became the movie that sparks the clones into learning how to say "No, gently caress you." And then you have the main clone lady who monologues about how lives are interconnected and not separate like they seem. You have to be a supreme dumbass to not get it.
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hambeet posted:In the secret life of Walter Mitty the whole movie is a massive piece of poo poo and I can't even remember how the gently caress it ended but seriously don't see it The Secret Life of Walter Mitty: Papa John's eHarmony Cinnabon Stretch Armstrong Life Magazine
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Nathilus posted:People who can't wrap their heads around cloud atlas are fuckin dumb. The whole gimmick is that the same actors are playing different characters. They are all interconnected. A gay wrote a song that was eventually used as the clone anthem in the future and after that dimly remembered as a prayer. His lover was the dude that got murdered trying to pass info to the reporter. The retarded british man's novel became the movie that sparks the clones into learning how to say "No, gently caress you." And then you have the main clone lady who monologues about how lives are interconnected and not separate like they seem. You have to be a supreme dumbass to not get it. so what are you saying, the movie is about gays idgi
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Nathilus posted:People who can't wrap their heads around cloud atlas are fuckin dumb. The whole gimmick is that the same actors are playing different characters. They are all interconnected. A gay wrote a song that was eventually used as the clone anthem in the future and after that dimly remembered as a prayer. His lover was the dude that got murdered trying to pass info to the reporter. The retarded british man's novel became the movie that sparks the clones into learning how to say "No, gently caress you." And then you have the main clone lady who monologues about how lives are interconnected and not separate like they seem. You have to be a supreme dumbass to not get it. Lollerich posted:It just doesn't make any sense. The whole movie doesn't make any sense.
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King Kong falls off the building Both king Kong movies
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Good Will Hunting Boston Harvard idiot retainer Gordon Wood Apples
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Batman forever - two face does, the riddleslr goes crazy
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At the end of Knowing you find out that it was aliens all along (no other explanation needed). You also find out you've wasted the last 90 minutes of your life.
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In Pi it turns out the jews really do control the world via bank cartels
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Also in Pi you should drill out your math brain because that poo poo makes you loving crazy
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Nathilus posted:People who can't wrap their heads around cloud atlas are fuckin dumb. The whole gimmick is that the same actors are playing different characters. They are all interconnected. A gay wrote a song that was eventually used as the clone anthem in the future and after that dimly remembered as a prayer. His lover was the dude that got murdered trying to pass info to the reporter. The retarded british man's novel became the movie that sparks the clones into learning how to say "No, gently caress you." And then you have the main clone lady who monologues about how lives are interconnected and not separate like they seem. You have to be a supreme dumbass to not get it. Well and in a more general sense it's about people fighting oppression in different time periods, and how it's really always the same struggle. The strong prey on the weak, and some people are brave enough to stand up to it. That's what literally every story in Cloud Atlas is about, from the black slaves of the past to the clones slaves of the future. And you see it in a very literal sense in the post apocalyptic storyline where sadistic cannibals are eating people. And on top of that all of the stories are connected. I don't see what's not to get. If you can't wrap your head around that, you are a loving moron who should probably stick to watching Transformers movies, and leave the real sci-fi like Cloud Atlas to people with functioning brains. Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Apr 24, 2014 |
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Theres at least one alien still alive
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girl with the dragon tattoo: she gets graphically raped in the butthole by an ugly dude and then later helps the james bond guy solve a crime that never happened, surprise it's a twist!
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The skulls are Alien brains and the temple is a spaceship. I still want my  back!
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a creepy colon posted:In Dallas Buyer's Club all of the gay people die. im not sure if this violates our gentlemen's agreement
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