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Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

human being Guy posted:

Bring it Stevie :).

Tannehill: 509 yards passing, 83% completion, 3TD.. Rushing 25 yards 4 TD :smuggo:

Renner vs. Aftershocks: 33-52, 889 yards passing, 14 TD, 2 INT, 0 rushing yards

your move, creep.

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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Stevie Lee posted:

Renner vs. Aftershocks: 33-52, 889 yards passing, 14 TD, 2 INT, 0 rushing yards

your move, creep.

Ok. You both are hosed next advance.

Mark Sanchez gonna beat that poo poo

Faggot Guy
Aug 29, 2011

TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP
Jesus Christ.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
Bryn "The Gunner" Renner spreads dat ball around, too:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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Stevie Lee posted:

Bryn "The Gunner" Renner spreads dat ball around, too:



Actually I don't think I can top that, you had to have gotten all the turnovers

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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da_goob posted:

When do you want to play?

Tonight

Stevie Lee posted:

Bryn "The Gunner" Renner spreads dat ball around, too:



Can't wait until Wright fumbles away another playoff game :twisted:

Oberst fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Apr 23, 2014

da_goob
Feb 21, 2012

I'm free after 8 PM EST

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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I got so many goddamn sacks against Eli last night I eventually killed him. Then his backup took a billion more sacks.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Dubious posted:

Actually I don't think I can top that, you had to have gotten all the turnovers

I actually discovered a rather scummbag-ish way of conserving clock and making the CPU do really dumb things

Also the Aftershocks are SO loving BAD (those away unis are dope tho). Worst DBs I've ever seen. Starting QB Tim Tebow didn't help them much, either.

Oberst posted:

Can't wait until Wright fumbles away another playoff game :twisted:

gently caress, I almost forgot about that. Gonna go pour 30k XP into carrying

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Stevie Lee posted:

I actually discovered a rather scummbag-ish way of conserving clock and making the CPU do really dumb things



Kinda what I figured. I couldn't even imagine how to get that many scoring drives. And you had 2 INTs. I had to work my rear end off to drop 98 on the raiders.



Jesus H Christu

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
here's my guide to being a record chasing scumbag:

if CPU runs the ball on first down, pause and sim next play. if CPU runs on simmed play, sim another one and if the team is as lovely as the Aftershocks, that's a 3 & out with about 20 seconds coming off the clock.

3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away
3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away
3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away
3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away
3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away
3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Stevie Lee posted:

here's my guide to being a record chasing scumbag:

if CPU runs the ball on first down, pause and sim next play. if CPU runs on simmed play, sim another one and if the team is as lovely as the Aftershocks, that's a 3 & out with about 20 seconds coming off the clock.

3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away
3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away
3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away
3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away
3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away
3rd & 10 - Tim Tebow throws ball away

U monster

da_goob
Feb 21, 2012

Oberst posted:

U monster

Let me know when you're ready. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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da_goob posted:

Let me know when you're ready. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

Im on

da_goob
Feb 21, 2012

Playing a pubbie. Gonna be a bit

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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da_goob posted:

Playing a pubbie. Gonna be a bit

Uhhhh just quit? Im not waiting for that.

da_goob
Feb 21, 2012

Oberst posted:

Uhhhh just quit? Im not waiting for that.

I guess we can play some other time.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

da_goob posted:

I guess we can play some other time.

Ill be back in a bit if you're still around, but Im not going to wait around for you to get done slamming your dick in a drawer

da_goob
Feb 21, 2012

Oberst posted:

Ill be back in a bit if you're still around, but Im not going to wait around for you to get done slamming your dick in a drawer

I'll be done in like 5-10 minutes

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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da_goob posted:

I'll be done in like 5-10 minutes

Ill be back

da_goob
Feb 21, 2012
GG. Bears win 21-17

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
GG. I knew I left too much time on the clock, but I knew that play would score so I had. Totally sweet TD at that.

Mind numbingly boring first half, decent second half. I'm getting bored playing ball control like this for my every two weeks user games.

da_goob
Feb 21, 2012

Oberst posted:

GG. I knew I left too much time on the clock, but I knew that play would score so I had. Totally sweet TD at that.

Mind numbingly boring first half, decent second half. I'm getting bored playing ball control like this for my every two weeks user games.

I wasn't even trying to play ball control. I was just calling whatever the computer told me to and the 20 second run down would eat a lot of clock. If I would have cared and played conservatively I would have run on the goal line instead of throwing the ball. I never really worried. It was going to get tricky at the end, but I still had timeouts and stuff.

E: but yes, it was a pretty boring game

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

da_goob posted:

I wasn't even trying to play ball control. I was just calling whatever the computer told me to and the 20 second run down would eat a lot of clock. If I would have cared and played conservatively I would have run on the goal line instead of throwing the ball. I never really worried. It was going to get tricky at the end, but I still had timeouts and stuff.

E: but yes, it was a pretty boring game

It was the most boring game I've played in years. And I meant my offense not yours, hence the every user game statement. You can't even really run because matt forte is old and dead (except for when I only hit stick with 180lb cbs off screens lol); Id pass every down with all those ancient route runners. I just went for max hilarity every play since eating paint chips would have been more fun

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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Probably gonna let someone else commish this after this season, I'm like the rest of the league and getting madden burnout, since we have a handful of actual active dudes

Need to not be burned out by the time the next game comes out.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I'll probably be game for next season, but I'm probably out after that. Life's just been really busy lately, and all the free time I have from not playing madden is so much better than raging at my TV screen over digital INTs

Krypttx
Jan 25, 2008
I AM LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING ALTRUISM
It's ok. I returned today you can all stop the quit fest.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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im not quitting ill keep playing just too many games too quickly or something i dunno. setting records is fun and all but long stretches of cpu games is dulllllllllll

E: league isn't goin anywhere just maybe need a break or something

Dubious fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Apr 24, 2014

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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By the time we get through season 5 the new game will be out within a week or two. Bryn renner will then become sim season 6 superbowl champion over tom bradys bears. So it is written so it shall be

P much the same as last year

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
I gotta start saving for a PS4

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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There any games left?

da_goob
Feb 21, 2012

Dubious posted:

There any games left?

Just advance. The sooner I go undefeated and win the super bowl the better.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

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:siren:Season 4 Week 11:siren:

America's games or something who fuckin knows


Auto River Hogs(wrist) @ Da_Goob
CPU Jets @ McShurto :siren:record alert:siren
fluffdaddy10 @ TheNardPuppy :siren:Buffalo's Revenge:siren:
FuriousKiff @ CPU Rams :lol:
CPU Pack @ Dubious :psyberger:Inc rushing yards
ExplodeYourself @ CPU Giants - Eli survived Philly. Can he survive Washington?
StevieLeeDFD @ CPU Colts - Can Renner beat his old record? Does it matter at this point?
Auto Chiefs @ notjustplatinum - :siren:Missed Game of the Year. Neon Keyon is a great QB
Auto Wampa @ Auto Alucard - who wins the sim?
CPU Texans @ Cigarmoustache - Krypt now working to make the playoffs with a 2-8 hole.

Advance Saturday or Sunday.

E: Playoff + Award effort post tomorrow.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
Renner just hit 70 TDs.

Kendall Wright has a 26 TD lead in receiving TDs.

I'm scum

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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Stevie Lee posted:

Renner just hit 70 TDs.

Kendall Wright has a 26 TD lead in receiving TDs.

I'm scum

:vince:

Faggot Guy
Aug 29, 2011

TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP
Sup Fluff, when you wanna do this thang?

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Basically whats going to happen is Im going to ruin your dreams Toronto and/or Buffalo so get ready

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Oh and my 3rd round FB? 92 overall already. Suck it, nerds!!!!!

Pitta is finally back from injury. RIP CPUs

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Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

human being Guy posted:

Sup Fluff, when you wanna do this thang?

I am off today so whenever is fine

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