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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Coolguye posted:

ya'll fools are nibblin' on troll posts

yeah, my assumption is that Adam Bowen is crossposting this thread to a somethingawful.txt thread on another forum.

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SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
What kind of person uses their real name as their username?

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

APEX PREDATOR

-MOST AMMUNITION EXPENDED ON CIVILIANS 2015-PRESENT
-WORST KDR VS CIVILIANS 2015-PRESENT

SunAndSpring posted:

What kind of person uses their real name as their username?

Adam Bowen

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

YellerBill posted:

Adam Bowen

I like to believe that it's the name of a childhood nemesis, and that he's playing a long troll every time he posts.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

SunAndSpring posted:

What kind of person uses their real name as their username?

I do.

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

This post probably contains a Rickroll link!
It's Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen's brother's name. I guess it was something to do with trolling Fragmaster in some stupid sub-forum, I've been posting with this name since like 2004 but I didn't register the account originally so I don't know what the joke was supposed to be. Please don't send any SJW murder squads out to kill Fragmaster's brother.

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

This post probably contains a Rickroll link!
Actually, since has penis = rapist I guess you can still send out those murder squads.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

SunAndSpring posted:

What kind of person uses their real name as their username?

I'm really proud of my PhD ok

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Adam Bowen posted:

It's Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen's brother's name. I guess it was something to do with trolling Fragmaster in some stupid sub-forum, I've been posting with this name since like 2004 but I didn't register the account originally so I don't know what the joke was supposed to be. Please don't send any SJW murder squads out to kill Fragmaster's brother.

ban for account sharing i guess?

GEExCEE
Sep 19, 2012

Adam Bowen posted:

Actually, since has penis = rapist I guess you can still send out those murder squads.

preserve this quote in internet amber so that future gamers will remember the legend of Adam Bowen, whose name and words will echo forever across space and time

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Adam Bowen posted:

Actually, since has penis = rapist I guess you can still send out those murder squads.

What are your thoughts on MRA's and feminists?

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Suspicious Dish posted:

ban for account sharing i guess?

People should definitely click the report button more ITT.

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!


Tracula posted:

What are your thoughts on MRA's and feminists?

never forget
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=428565538&forumid=44

BattleCake
Mar 12, 2012

KittyEmpress posted:

I was privileged in my early life because I didn't have to listen to Adam Bowen. Now I realize true suffering.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Adam Bowen posted:

I didn't register the account originally

Nice account sharing story.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Adam Bowen posted:

It's Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen's brother's name. I guess it was something to do with trolling Fragmaster in some stupid sub-forum, I've been posting with this name since like 2004 but I didn't register the account originally so I don't know what the joke was supposed to be. Please don't send any SJW murder squads out to kill Fragmaster's brother.

You're like one of those retarded kids on 4chan who admit they're under-aged in a post for no reason.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

kaschei posted:

People should definitely click the report button more ITT.

Agreed. Kewpuh, any reason you've slowed down on the report shaming?

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly

SunAndSpring posted:

You're like one of those retarded kids on 4chan who admit they're under-aged in a post for no reason.

I thought that was more of a gamefaqs thing, does 4chan actually have an age limit?

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

This post probably contains a Rickroll link!

Suspicious Dish posted:

ban for account sharing i guess?


I got banned for account sharing years ago, and then I re-registered the account myself using the same username. Nice try.

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!


Adam Bowen posted:

I got banned for account sharing years ago, and then I re-registered the account myself using the same username. Nice try.

drat you sure owned him

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gamers.txt IV: the non-gamer gender police patrol the internet

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

This post probably contains a Rickroll link!
Plus if I get banned again it's only loving $10, it doesn't really matter to me since I'm a white male and I can cash my bi-monthly privilege check pretty soon.

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!


im glad we dont even need to leave the thread to discover new gamers.txt anymore, it's honestly really convenient.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
A few years back, EVE Online's developers asked the playerbase to all write blog posts discussing how EVE Online could attract more women into its playerbase, seeing as the game's playerbase was (and still is) 95% male, one of the biggest gender gaps in any MMO. Did anybody ever record those blog posts? I started reading a few at the time and the recurring theme I saw in each was "all women are <something obscene and/or offensive> so EVE Online should <something also offensive> to make those dumb silly women want to play our internet spaceship game."

I thought it might be sorta hilarious to look back at that sorta thing, but it might also just make us all sad.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Adam Bowen posted:

Plus if I get banned again it's only loving $10, it doesn't really matter to me since I'm a white male and I can cash my bi-monthly privilege check pretty soon.

It's not fun when you do it on purpose, you know that right?

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
I still think it's hilarious how you brought some real idiots who agreed with you out of the crowd, though. :master:

Penakoto
Aug 21, 2013

Broseph Brostar posted:

I thought that was more of a gamefaqs thing, does 4chan actually have an age limit?

Yes. 18+ I believe.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Broseph Brostar posted:

I thought that was more of a gamefaqs thing, does 4chan actually have an age limit?

Being under the age of 18 or posting porn on a worksafe board is the quickest way to get banned on that site.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

A few years back, EVE Online's developers asked the playerbase to all write blog posts discussing how EVE Online could attract more women into its playerbase, seeing as the game's playerbase was (and still is) 95% male, one of the biggest gender gaps in any MMO. Did anybody ever record those blog posts? I started reading a few at the time and the recurring theme I saw in each was "all women are <something obscene and/or offensive> so EVE Online should <something also offensive> to make those dumb silly women want to play our internet spaceship game."

I thought it might be sorta hilarious to look back at that sorta thing, but it might also just make us all sad.

I don't recall that being a thing but I do recall the current Executive Producer of EVE Online, Andie Nordgren (a woman), say in an interview (when she was Senior Producer) that CCP aren't trying to cater to one demographic or the other.

http://www.destructoid.com/boy-s-club-why-don-t-more-women-play-eve-online--254710.phtml

quote:

“There’s bad complexity in EVE,” Nordgren tells me bluntly. “Only a certain type of person will ever work their way through it, and the majority of those people are guys.”

One example of bad complexity she gives is that new players often don’t have access to the information they need to understand the game’s mechanics. “We have those kinds of accessibility problems that we’re working on,” she explains, “and I think if we can shift some of this bad complexity out and just keep some of the good, interesting, challenging complexity, then we should get more female players as a result of that.”

However, “It’s not a goal for us as a development team to specifically increase the number of female players,” Nordgren says. Having a broader and more balanced fanbase would be a by product of good design, “more an indicator than something strive for.”

I'm not sure she's saying "girls are dumb, guys are smarter" like some people tried to say when the article first came out but is more so saying that the data implies there is a higher ratio of guys who like the overly complex gameplay that is present in EVE versus the gals and CCP don't want to change the mechanics to increase appeal to just a single gender.

There was some followup blog by a female player of EVE who talked about how, in her opinion, CCP shouldn't try to cater to just women in order to help their numbers. I can't find it off hand but it was worth a read.

Edit - Also unfortunately all the stuff about World of Darkness in that article is now void as CCP shut down production on it after 7 years of bare bones development.

Mekchu fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Apr 24, 2014

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

quote:


10 plus call of duty games and fifteen or so final fantasy games later, survey says...


for the most part the industry couldn't give two fucks about innovation. Look at The Last of Us, Look at Bioshock Infinite. Standard fare, 5/10 games getting passed off as games of the decade. They did gently caress all that was new, nothing in either of those games was an improvement on something that has already been done. Dishonored came out before Bioshock 3 and was a much better game, but which one gets higher scores?...

Since the gently caress when do we give 8's and 9's even 10's to games that have been done before MANY times? 5 out of ten is for games that are fully functional and passable, but they're loving average because they don't do anything new. What did either TLoU or BI introduce that can now be used in other games? Nothing, but the game that does contain that mechanic/s is the game that deserves the above average score. At best the two aformentioned games deserve a 6 MAYBE a 7 just for some stupid gimmicks they put in (the rails system in bioshock was absolute poo poo, especially in a post-dishonored-blink market).


Thinking back this really all started between HL2 coming out and the 360 and PS3 coming out. OH poo poo THE SWEAT ON THE BOXER'S FACE DRIPS AND REALISTICALLY SPLATTERS OFF HIS FACE WHEN POWER-HOOKED.


DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Adam Bowen posted:

everyone else gets a free pass to the oppression olympics

I don't care if I'm taking this out of context, this was legit funny to think about

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Adam Bowen posted:

Plus if I get banned again it's only loving $10, it doesn't really matter to me since I'm a white male and I can cash my bi-monthly privilege check pretty soon.

Is tempting fate a bannable offense?

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?
Please don't ban the idiot, white gamer nerds throwing smug hissyfits are the most entertaining thing.

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Someone mentioned Game Theory and I'd like to post some more choice titles from the series:

  • Game Theory: Why Call of Duty Ghosts Should Terrify You
  • Game Theory: Chrono Trigger Retells the BIBLE?!?
  • Game Theory: Mario is COMMUNIST?!?
  • Game Theory: How Pidgey "Proves" Darwinian Evolution
  • Game Theory: Pokemon vs. Creationists (Pokemon, Part 1)

    and of course:

  • Game Theory: Best Boobs in Gaming

Maybe these are the most enlightening videos ever but hell if opening them.

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE
I don't see a problem with that Polygon list, it perfectly fits literally every online gaming community I ever encountered. Maybe I just have bad luck with gaming communities, I dunno.

Well, the parts about how him being male will make people pay attention is silly, gamers will just call him a white knighting mangina or something.

Content:

Final Fantasy 14 forums have a sizeable thread about LGBT and LGBT-friendly guilds and chat channels. It's main purpose is, obviously, to provide a convenient list of communities that would welcome sexual and gender minorities. So obviously idiots feel a need to wander in and post their retarded opinions.

A lot of the dumb posts are now gone because the forum moderation are horrible SJWs who hate traditional moral values and free speech, but plenty of good stuff is still there.

quote:

gay propaganda...no thanks.

quote:

I am glad this directory is here for those who need it.
That being said, sexual orientation doesn't matter... most people don't care.
I don't go around posting directories for straight LS's. It's just more labeling and grouping that isn't needed.
It's funny how minority groups always do what they themselves don't like when the majority does it to them: segregation.

Next time you want a safe place to play don't announce to the world what your sexual orientation is. While it might be the center of your world, it's not anyone else's, and doesn't even need to be a topic in a FF game. Not really.

quote:

why are you discussing your sexual orientation, sexual preferences or anything having to do with SEX in game? it's pretty much against the terms of service and code of conduct for a game not rated M.

politics aside, nobody has any business talking about sex IN ANY FORM in this game. doesn't matter if you are in an LGBT guild or not. this is not a hookup game. it's not a forum to talk about your sexual escapades from the weekend.

sex should not be a part of your in game conversation at all. ever. therefore - logically - your SEXUAL orientation or preference should have no bearing.

this includes any and all talk about sexual subjects - including homophobic speech.

quote:

no offense but this doesn't need to be here, if people want to advertise a gay and lesbian LS they can do it over the server sub section and specify what they are about. people are already crying about gay marriages now we need gay linkshells in the main chat? this really has no reason what so ever to be here!!

quote:

Looks like I got deleted. Nice.

The whole concept of "Any LGBT friendly FCs in x server?" is inherently hostile because it assumes, by default, FCs will not be friendly toward you.

quote:

/What does your sexual orientation have to do with the game? Whats wrong with normal guilds? Why do you only wish to play with people who are also gay? This kind of segregation can only be detrimental to the community as a whole.

quote:

Look at what you wrote. You are using words that segregate you from others not like you (in your mind).

I hear all the time from people that belong to whatever "group" they think they belong to complain that the "majority" group excludes them.

And yet your explanations is filled with reasons you want to be excluded from the majority.

I am not against you forming your own group. Self segregate if that makes you happy. But don't complain that the majority won't accept you because you have excluded yourself.

Your non-participation with the majority does not give you an opportunity to see "the majority of the majority" just doesn't care what you do in your private life as long as you are happy with who you are. I honestly don't know anyone that thinks the way you think "the majority" thinks.

Why can't we all be one group - humans?

Creating groups only creates separation and elitism.

quote:

quote:

[quote about people causally using homophobic slurs]
LMAO!!! You are seriously offended by that? That's just guys being guys.
Here, i have some spare thick skin you can borrow.

I have a black best friend posted:

My best friend is gay, and he has no issues when I say stuff like "Thats Gay". So...

quote:

Why labeling yourselves? If you want to be treated as a normal person regardless of your sexual preference you won't achieve it by using LGBT label. I play for fun not to show others my busness.

:siren:Adam Bowen spotted:siren:

quote:

Why are you bunching Women into this? Do you feel women are discriminated against on-line a lot? or treated poorly. People of Color? Man, we are all people of color.

Do you guys accept straight white men? As one, I feel like I am being discriminated against. That's how it looks. Seems you accept anyone on the planet besides straight white men.

RottenK fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Apr 24, 2014

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



RottenK posted:

I don't see a problem with that Polygon list, it perfectly fits literally every online gaming community I ever encountered. Maybe I just have bad luck with gaming communities, I dunno.

Well, the parts about how him being male will make people pay attention is silly, gamers will just call him a white knighting mangina or something.

It doesn't matter how accurate the points are. Privilege checklists will always be interpreted by their target audience as "40 Reasons You're Bad and Should Feel Bad," not least because they tend to be written by smug tumblr types who probably have that as the actual intention. It's the most condescending poo poo and makes gamers even more paranoid, defensive, and insular than they usually are.

quote:

christopher.brady.71
Tell me about. We don’t have the support structure being Gay, or Black or Female. Among others.

We don’t have organizations to look out for us, when we get blamed for something a small section of us do. No Affirmative Action, no Women’s Groups for us. We just gotta defend ourselves, and prove that the acts of the few, are not the acts of the many.

And I am but one, and the best I can do is treat all of you, fellow gamers, with the respect you have earned.

The stereotype of "kind of an rear end in a top hat" is definitely as harmful to white men as "bad at all non-domestic tasks" is to women, "sexual predators" is to gays, and "thieving rapist thugs" is to blacks.

Pork Pie Hat
Apr 27, 2011

FutonForensic posted:

Game Theory: Best Boobs in Gaming

This one is an homage to the time Adam Bowen told us that fat people are an oppressed minority, right?

Mordaedil
Oct 25, 2007

Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?
Grimey Drawer
The titles are dumb as gently caress, but the videos themselves are far less controversial. It's essentially click-bait titles and I'm not entirely sure how it's supposed to bite.

I guess similar viewership to the syfy channel?

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

Suspicious Dish posted:

I still think it's hilarious how you brought some real idiots who agreed with you out of the crowd, though. :master:

Adam is 100% correct which is reinforced based on the types of posters that he baits

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egg tats
Apr 3, 2010
So apparently that bobs game guy mentioned a few pages ago just started a kickstarter (for his game that was supposed to be done years ago).

Every paragraph is more gamers.txt than the last, so I don't have any quotes for you.

Edit:Wait never mind this bit from the kickstarter thread works

quote:

I emailed Mark Pincus from Zynga. I could feel my power reach through him. Several weeks later, he announced he was being stepping down. It wasn't a coincidence. It was real, I was sure of it. 

I realized what I was. I realized what I was in. We are in a game, and there is a manual. Jesus was a real person. That's what a person is capable of! The world is not what I thought it was! The world is not what you think it is! We control reality! We are projecting reality from our hearts!

egg tats fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Apr 24, 2014

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