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AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

S-Alpha posted:

Looking at those panels and this discussion, suddenly all I want is a semi-heroic (classic) Doc Ock series. Something where he tries to incorporate into normal society and you see him doing things like carrying all his groceries home with all his arms, doing all sorts of chores at once, and occasionally getting into situations where he's gotta do something heroic.

I can't get that idea out of my head now.

When the kids tease him about being fat and having stupid hair he'll angrily shake ALL SIX ARMS at them!

# ? Apr 24, 2014 00:39

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:14

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Saoshyant posted:

He is pur sexier.

(X-Factor #202)

Is that a roast cat on the table?

# ? Apr 24, 2014 00:57

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Green Intern posted:

Is that a roast cat on the table?

Don't let Midnighter do your catering.

~~Action Comics #900~~ Red Lanterns #10

Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Apr 24, 2014

# ? Apr 24, 2014 01:23

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Say Nothing posted:

Don't let Midnighter do your catering.

Action Comics #900

Are you sure on that source? I don't think that version of the Midnight existed when that came out.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 01:31

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

It's Red Lanters #10.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 01:39

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

WickedHate posted:

It's Red Lanters #10.

The internet is a filthy lying whore and people don't tag their images right!

# ? Apr 24, 2014 01:44

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

S-Alpha posted:

Looking at those panels and this discussion, suddenly all I want is a semi-heroic (classic) Doc Ock series. Something where he tries to incorporate into normal society and you see him doing things like carrying all his groceries home with all his arms, doing all sorts of chores at once, and occasionally getting into situations where he's gotta do something heroic.

I can't get that idea out of my head now.

Maybe when he gets his body back, he can join the new Sinister Six. They wouldn't even have to change their name!

# ? Apr 24, 2014 02:06

Takezio: Nov 7, 2011

Say Nothing posted:

Don't let Midnighter do your catering.

Action Comics #900

Well, to be fair, Dex-Starr is assholish even for a cat.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 04:44

Bloodly: Nov 3, 2008; Not as strong as you'd expect.

Mr. Squishy posted:

To my mind, the defining aspect of Doc Ock is the 4 large metal arms grafted onto his back, not his dapper green tunic and yellow gloves.

There was a period where he was in a white suit.

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Looking at those panels and this discussion, suddenly all I want is a semi-heroic (classic) Doc Ock series.

Related to the above, I remember a Sinister Six collection where he was in the white suit. His plan was to launch a rocket to effectively prevent people from taking the harmful luxury drugs like cocaine. The idea was he'd sell the counter-agent to those who could afford it. I distinctly remember it was one of those times where Spider-Man wondered whether he should have stopped Dr.Octopus.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 05:06

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Ock also tried to cure AIDS one time. It was just to save the love of his life, so it was relatively selfish, but still. They're actually revisiting that in the latest Superior Team-up story, but wisely changed the illness to something other than AIDS because they retconned it that Norman was the one who deliberately infected her, and having a villain give someone AIDS is really stupid even for comics.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 05:41

Sockser: Jun 28, 2007; This world only remembers the results!

Arkham City was essentially about the Joker giving everyone AIDS.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 05:51

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Don't forget that stupid Penguin miniseries from the New 52 relaunch.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 06:17

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

The Hulk is officially immune to HIV/AIDS per a Peter David story that introduced Speedfreak.

He's probably got the best healing factor out there.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 06:23

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gatts posted:

The Hulk is officially immune to HIV/AIDS per a Peter David story that introduced Speedfreak.

He's probably got the best healing factor out there.

Mutants can't catch aids as we learned in Chuck Austen's classic run

# ? Apr 24, 2014 06:41

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cake Stealer [FF#36]

In Space Nobody Can Hear You Yancy Street [FF#37]

Unambitious is an Understatement Coming From a Monarch Whose Previous Scheme was to Gain a US Cabinet Post [FF#57]

# ? Apr 24, 2014 10:01

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Gatts posted:

The Hulk is officially immune to HIV/AIDS per a Peter David story that introduced Speedfreak.

He's probably got the best healing factor out there.

Midnighter can catch AIDS, but his red blood cells beat up the virus before it does any harm. :/

# ? Apr 24, 2014 14:49

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Lobok posted:

Maybe not the sleeping part, but I unironically think this is how Ock should be portrayed. Why would he use his real arms anymore? His tentacles never tire and are as strong as all get-out. It would really sell the schlubby creepiness to him while also demonstrating his intelligence and skill with the arms.

But when he does that, people give out to him.

(The person on the other end of the line is Norman Osborn.)
And I love Otto's sadface there in the 4th panel.

Source: Superior Spider-Man Team Up #11.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:43

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Cover of Secret Avengers #5

# ? Apr 24, 2014 17:22

Senor Candle: Nov 5, 2008

The MSJ posted:

Cover of Secret Avengers #5

Are they going to be doing something with Mr Sinister? I'm only assuming that because of the Wolverine/Colossus fish in that vat.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 17:24

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

The MSJ posted:

Cover of Secret Avengers #5

Is the content of the comic like the cover? Is there finally a Secret Avengers comic worth reading?

# ? Apr 24, 2014 17:26

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Is that goat really a rollerblading pack goat carrying missiles and a mini gun?

# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:02

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

The Question IRL posted:

But when he does that, people give out to him.

(The person on the other end of the line is Norman Osborn.)
And I love Otto's sadface there in the 4th panel.

Source: Superior Spider-Man Team Up #11.

That's how Ock is supposed to look - like Roy Orbison in a thrift store suit.

(Spectacular Spider-Man #173)

# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:14

Sefer: Sep 2, 2006; Not supposed to be here today

Red posted:

That's how Ock is supposed to look - like Roy Orbison in a thrift store suit.

(Spectacular Spider-Man #173)

Man, more super hero/villain fights should be ended by Aunt May showing up and looking disappointed at the combatants.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:34

Vengeance of Pandas: Sep 8, 2008; THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!

AIM may have a new secret weapon, G.O.D.O.R. Goat Organism Designed Only for Radness.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:37

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

When it comes to Doc Ock, there's those fantastic pages of him just after Peter unmasked in Civil War where it shows that Ock works out with his normal arms, and looked loving ripped from all his prison working out.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:40

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Vengeance of Pandas posted:

AIM may have a new secret weapon, G.O.D.O.R. Goat Organism Designed Only for Radness.

And the Avengers will have to counter that by using the Hulk Organism Designed Only for Ruining or H.O.D.O.R!

# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:43

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Vengeance of Pandas posted:

AIM may have a new secret weapon, G.O.D.O.R. Goat Organism Designed Only for Radness.

I thought it was a G.O.D.O.Y. Goat Organism Designed Only for Yessing

# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:52

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

The Question IRL posted:

In the last panel the knight looks more like Marmaduke than a horsey.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:57

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Red posted:

That's how Ock is supposed to look - like Roy Orbison in a thrift store suit.

An empty rocking chair with tentacle arms is a lousy comic book character.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 19:52

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Ghostlight posted:

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cake Stealer [FF#36]

That's terrible!

# ? Apr 24, 2014 20:08

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Ghostlight posted:

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cake Stealer [FF#36]

The best part is the middle panel just giving up because there's just too much loving text.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 20:18

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Gatts posted:

The Hulk is officially immune to HIV/AIDS per a Peter David story that introduced Speedfreak.

He's probably got the best healing factor out there.

Ultimate Captain America's blood can beat HIV and vampirism.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 22:38

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

bobkatt013 posted:

Is the content of the comic like the cover? Is there finally a Secret Avengers comic worth reading?

Gavok reports, you decide!

Gavok posted:

Secret Avengers

A SHIELD comic having nothing to do with the Avengers. That show must be sucking at the ratings if they won't even capitalize on its name with a comic series. It's been reinvented into something more Hawkeye-esque and it has MODOK being wacky, so at least there's that.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 23:43

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

The mouse on top of the goat showed up last issue, so i'm hoping that rad goat shows up soon and saves the world by accident. :3:

EDIT: Oh poo poo, the floor's covered with the syringe mice. Awesome!

# ? Apr 24, 2014 23:45

al-azad: May 28, 2009

The MSJ posted:

Cover of Secret Avengers #5

What's really cracking me up is that Black Widow's thighs are larger than her waist.

# ? Apr 24, 2014 23:46

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.