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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



That's cute.

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Kill-9
Aug 2, 2004

You've got the cutest little baby face...

cursedshitbox posted:

Wonder if they leak any less at such angles.

wait. no, they don't.

I have a few different tanks laying around. :v:

Pick your best one that'll fit a '91 and send it over with a bill. Seriously. I want the spare on hand and ready. You should still have my address.

quote:




back half of a 2 door mated to the front half of a 4 door.

As for the bobbed Classic. I love that stumpy, goofy look for some reason. Wish I had the skills, time, and vehicles to do such a thing. Reminds me of the SWB Mitsu Shoguns.

bung
Dec 14, 2004


I think Dodge was trying to cash in on the popularity of the custom convertible tops in the mini-truck world. But they didn't sell too well because they waited quite a while after the trend had peaked.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

KozmoNaut posted:

That's cute.


Okay, what did that valve come off of?

One Day Fish Sale
Aug 28, 2009

Grimey Drawer

Falken posted:

Okay, what did that valve come off of?

A pretty big engine.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

KozmoNaut posted:

That's cute.



I was all "Looks like a pretty standard highballer coffee shop table" and when it finally clicked it was just like :stare:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Falken posted:

Okay, what did that valve come off of?

A big-rear end diesel engine from the 1930s, that used to supply electricity to the Copenhagen area. It's part of a museum now.

The crankshaft weighs over 100 tons. I've been there while it was fired up, truly an awesome machine.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
There's a local car meet every Saturday in the town I grew up in. It seems like the attendees are becoming more monied, recently. (Not necessarily classier. The owner of the Superleggera looked like Guy Fieri)

Click to embiggen


kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
Chuck Strange, RIP. I wonder who owns it now.

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Apr 22, 2014

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Holy poo poo that thing is exactly what I imagine in my head every time I see one of those Jags.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Holy poo poo that thing is exactly what I imagine in my head every time I see one of those Jags.

Even better - that's a Rolls.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Oh holy poo poo, it is. I still want to do it to a Jag, though - there's an X300 on my commute with studded knobby winters in the winter.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Seat Safety Switch posted:

Oh holy poo poo, it is. I still want to do it to a Jag, though - there's an X300 on my commute with studded knobby winters in the winter.

i've been wanting to do this to an XJS coupe for a while now. There's enough body between the headlights and front wheel, front wheel and door, door and rear wheel, and rear wheel and rear bumper that you could cut huge loving arches for big meaty tires. The jaguar mechanicals are all garbage so it wouldn't be a shame to lose them. It is a little wider than a ranger, and has a 102" wheelbase, only 6 inches shorter than a regular cab/short box ranger, for which there are bajillions of pre-runner suspension bits for.

Pre-runner XJS with 37" tires, and a 2.3 ecoboost/6 speed stick out of a wrecked 2015 mustang. That's the dream right there.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^


This makes me wish I would have kept the piston my dad used to have in storage. Don't think it was that big, but it was close. It was out of the main engine on this thing



Velero IV

Used to be owned by a friend of my dads. Beautiful boat that I would love turn into a yacht if I had the money.

*edit*

Managed to find some engine specs:


Model #: 6HM3358
Bore & Stroke: 15" x 19"
Cylinders: six
Horsepower: 600
RPM: 300

I remember watching it ram a dock up in alaska since the engine doesn't have a transmission, so to put it in reverse you have to shut it down. Well the engine didn't feel like starting up after being put in reverse and took out a couple of pilings.

slurry_curry fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Apr 22, 2014

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Powershift posted:

i've been wanting to do this to an XJS coupe for a while now. There's enough body between the headlights and front wheel, front wheel and door, door and rear wheel, and rear wheel and rear bumper that you could cut huge loving arches for big meaty tires. The jaguar mechanicals are all garbage so it wouldn't be a shame to lose them. It is a little wider than a ranger, and has a 102" wheelbase, only 6 inches shorter than a regular cab/short box ranger, for which there are bajillions of pre-runner suspension bits for.

Pre-runner XJS with 37" tires, and a 2.3 ecoboost/6 speed stick out of a wrecked 2015 mustang. That's the dream right there.

Feel free to pony up the cash for it and I can come over, point out what you should do, and drive it around for a bit when you're done.

Ungh. Kevlar Wranglers on beadlock D-window steelies would look so right on a Jag. Or, oh god, moon hubcaps on powdercoated black phonedial steelies. Or just straight out big angry Warn hubs or wide five axle snouts on the end.

Wide fives already look Mad Max as gently caress on big classy cars:


If you could get a Jag bench seat in the sedans, ditch the coupe idea, throw a Mexican blanket over it and top the overlong floor shifter with a weathered beige leather shift knob. LED lightbars behind the pitted chrome grille. It's so possible.

Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Apr 22, 2014

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Old oval cars get me hard.



This is the opposite, Ray Evernham put a modern NASCAR chassis under a 64 Belvedere.

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Feel free to pony up the cash for it and I can come over, point out what you should do, and drive it around for a bit when you're done.

Ungh. Kevlar Wranglers on beadlock D-window steelies would look so right on a Jag. Or, oh god, moon hubcaps on powdercoated black phonedial steelies. Or just straight out big angry Warn hubs or wide five axle snouts on the end.

Wide fives already look Mad Max as gently caress on big classy cars:


If you could get a Jag bench seat in the sedans, ditch the coupe idea, throw a Mexican blanket over it and top the overlong floor shifter with a weathered beige leather shift knob. LED lightbars behind the pitted chrome grille. It's so possible.

Do you know what firestones are on that car? I have been wanting to get something similar for my truck. Coker carries sever lines of firestones, I'm sure they carry some version of those as well.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Valt posted:

Do you know what firestones are on that car? I have been wanting to get something similar for my truck. Coker carries sever lines of firestones, I'm sure they carry some version of those as well.

They don't, it was a specially designed tire specifically for NASCAR that was never available to the general public. The only race tires Coker repops are drag style.

They are 10" wide bias-plys, if that helps.

e- just saw the tread, that makes them kinda similar to the Wide Oval style but they don't have the same style raised white letters, probably some long lost style of dirt track tire

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Apr 23, 2014

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
This is for sale near my gfs grandparents.



Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Valt posted:

Do you know what firestones are on that car? I have been wanting to get something similar for my truck. Coker carries sever lines of firestones, I'm sure they carry some version of those as well.

Absolutely no clue. It's from this thread which is full of wide five porn.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
the H.A.M.B. rivals AI for being the best car forum on the net

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Absolutely no clue. It's from this thread which is full of wide five porn.

Ho lee fuk. I thought I was cool running LS1 brakes...

Thelonious
Jul 16, 2005

The H.A.M.B. is a great forum and I lurk over there quite a lot (six-four Chevy owner). I really do like the forum, but the absolute rabid "traditionalism" is wild. Harping on people for non period mods (even so far as basic safety upgrades) is outrageous. I understand that most are the rules of the forum itself, but they're really missing out on a lot of cool poo poo by being so strict about "the old days".

It's that drat forum that has me waffling over rebuilding the wheezy old 283, or spending a slightly larger amount on a decent 350 crate motor.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Thelonious posted:

The H.A.M.B. is a great forum and I lurk over there quite a lot (six-four Chevy owner). I really do like the forum, but the absolute rabid "traditionalism" is wild. Harping on people for non period mods (even so far as basic safety upgrades) is outrageous. I understand that most are the rules of the forum itself, but they're really missing out on a lot of cool poo poo by being so strict about "the old days".

It's that drat forum that has me waffling over rebuilding the wheezy old 283, or spending a slightly larger amount on a decent 350 crate motor.

Yeah. I just put together a 2-bolt 350 recently, and just the machine shop bill was $2200. Considering I supplied a core block and two sets of heads, it really doesn't make any sense when you can get a 420HP 4-bolt 383 crate for $3300. Would have saved me like a month of putting the motor together, and I probably spent about that much money overall when you consider the pieces I already had, and all the various bits from Summit. (Cam, lifters, oil pan, gaskets, that sort of thing. Adds up.)

Thelonious
Jul 16, 2005

I'm lookin at rebuilding the (originally rated 195 horse 2bbl 283) or a 310 horse crate 350 for not too much more. It's a summer every day driver/cruiser. The extra ponies would be appreciated, but not all that much. Especially since in good tune the 283/powerglide combo actually cracked 18mpg at 60-65mph. The 283 would probably do even better with a 200r4 behind it, but...$$.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Why the gently caress are quality air cooled engines so god damned expensive compared to crate 350s. When I finally get my hunk of poo poo on the road, I'm looking at around 4500+ for a decent 100+ hp engine. First world problems.

dreesemonkey
May 14, 2008
Pillbug
To keep with the current theme, a guy I follow on facebook is in the middle of a sweet 1970 bronco project




quote:

Check out this awesome project. It is a 1970 Bronco on steroids. This bad boy has been widened 7" right down the center. This will strickly be a cabriolet with no side windows or moldings. We will be building custom dash, roll bars, console, and a host of one off details on this incredible 4 x 4. We just brought it and it will go into product shortly. We are looking forward to our very own Thom doing some killer metal work on this project.

Dude's awesome garage build at garage journal (his "pet project" outgrew his personal garage and it's becoming a full fledged business)
http://www.garagejournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=147690

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

veedubfreak posted:

Why the gently caress are quality air cooled engines so god damned expensive compared to crate 350s. When I finally get my hunk of poo poo on the road, I'm looking at around 4500+ for a decent 100+ hp engine. First world problems.

There's an obvious solution to this problem... :getin:

Thelonious posted:

I'm lookin at rebuilding the (originally rated 195 horse 2bbl 283) or a 310 horse crate 350 for not too much more. It's a summer every day driver/cruiser. The extra ponies would be appreciated, but not all that much. Especially since in good tune the 283/powerglide combo actually cracked 18mpg at 60-65mph. The 283 would probably do even better with a 200r4 behind it, but...$$.

But wouldn't it be nice to have niceties such as a one-piece rear main seal, one-piece oilpan gasket, roller cam, and so forth? Plus, don't the 283s have road draft instead of PCV and similar anachronisms?

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Youtube recommended me this video today. For once, Youtube got something right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvDD8V9Liq8

That car looks loving terrifying to drive.

SUSE Creamcheese
Apr 11, 2007


Pretty clever vanity plate for a tii :3:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Spotlessly clean.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Youtube recommended me this video today. For once, Youtube got something right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvDD8V9Liq8

That car looks loving terrifying to drive.

Christ that car just wants to go sideways all the time. Watching that reminded me of an old video I saw once, so I went looking for it. After much searching, it turns out the name of it was "Flying the Eau Rouge sideways", and it's the exact same video. :downs:

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

88h88 posted:

Spotlessly clean.



One day.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
I know I can't be the only one but fuuuck, this thing is sex on wheels :swoon:





Some video too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JitnDHuU8TE

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Youtube recommended me this video today. For once, Youtube got something right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvDD8V9Liq8

That car looks loving terrifying to drive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSMCfPASImQ

This is still my favorite video of a Porsche trying to kill a man with balls the size of Jupiter. RUF test drivers are nuts.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

That's all well and good, but it's not a video of a guy in a sweater vest tearing up the ring in the snow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV9SAYvGJsw&t=84s

Okay yeah he's driving slower than poo poo and you can tell from the tires tracks they were doing multiple takes of each corner but those slides are still pretty rad.

Dat Kush
Aug 21, 2007

presidential shit
Thought you guys might like this pic I took at work today, the little baby Triumph looks so small sitting over the Camaro.

bung
Dec 14, 2004

Dat Kush posted:

Thought you guys might like this pic I took at work today, the little baby Triumph looks so small sitting over the Camaro.



I'd be afraid the Triumph would poo poo oil and other fluids into the Camaro.

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Dat Kush
Aug 21, 2007

presidential shit

bung posted:

I'd be afraid the Triumph would poo poo oil and other fluids into the Camaro.

Haha it was doing just that actually, I just took the cover off the camaro to take the pic.

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