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Adam Bowen posted:As for how loving fat I am, here's an IRL picture of me shirtless so you can shame me some more. Oh man, there is nothing more to be said here. It's like I'm reading an article by Seanbaby.
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Adam Bowen posted:Hey check it out it's the self-proclaimed feminist who also likes to engage in fat shaming, even though fat shaming is one of the most anti-feminist things a person can do! congrats on making the "real guy hotties" collection on sambagblog
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heh, you ugly kids - you're so ugly, not like me, I'm a hot dude who plays the sports ball that's why i'm right about genders and Females.
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As someone who desperately craves attention and doesn't care how he gets it, let me tell you all about my opinions on gender
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Mirthless posted:I just wanted to apologize to everyone in this thread for ever agreeing with this guy about anything ever Nah it's totally fine, don't hate people. Hate is totally bad for you. Just make fun of him because it's fun and super cathartic.
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Apr 24, 2014 23:18
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Adam someone is selling your picture on ebay http://www.ebay.com/itm/Shirtless-Muscular-Beach-Frat-Boy-Jock-Football-Hottie-Athletic-PHOTO-4X6-N23-/400691008632?_trksid=p2054897.l5666 I thought you should know
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Just so we're clear, Google Image Search confirms that is a stock photo. I mean everyone knew it was but I just wanted to be clear.
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Adam Bowen posted:Hey check it out it's the self-proclaimed feminist who also likes to engage in fat shaming, even though fat shaming is one of the most anti-feminist things a person can do! Sure.
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Apr 24, 2014 23:18
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My grandfather is a hardcore christian who cannot have a conversation with someone without proselytizing to them and I am pretty sure he murdered my dad My grandfather also has more progressive views on gender than Adam Bowen does.
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Wendell posted:As someone who desperately craves attention and doesn't care how he gets it, let me tell you all about my opinions on gender Do they wildly disagree with everyone else in the thread while simultaneously claim that every "normal" person agrees with them? Ooo or maybe you could throw in some logically flawed arguments while you're at it!
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Apr 24, 2014 23:19
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Mirthless posted:My grandfather is a hardcore christian who cannot have a conversation with someone without proselytizing to them and I am pretty sure he murdered my dad Your hardcore Christian grandfather believes that a transgendered person can still be 100% female even if she has balls? Party Boat posted:Adam someone is selling your picture on ebay It was a loving photo shoot I had to sign off on this.
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Apr 24, 2014 23:20
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I should be playing Dark Souls 2, but this is better.
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Party Boat posted:Adam someone is selling your picture on ebay Hell, I'd still hit it.
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Adam Bowen posted:Your hardcore Christian grandfather believes that a transgendered person can still be 100% female even if she has balls? Ever heard of surgery?
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Apr 24, 2014 23:21
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leaked photograph of adam "euphoric" bowen
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Whoa this thread went off the fuckin rails.
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Apr 24, 2014 23:22
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Adam Bowen posted:Your hardcore Christian grandfather believes that a transgendered person can still be 100% female even if she has balls? I bet his hardcore christian grandfather knew that the preferred nomenclature was transgender, no -ed.
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Adam Bowen posted:Your hardcore Christian grandfather believes that a transgendered person can still be 100% female even if she has balls? "If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's a duck" If you can't loving figure that out dude I don't know what to tell you I'm really sorry you dated a girl in high school or college and then when you got her home you realized she was transitioning and couldn't handle the sudden revelation and feelings you were having. You really need to let it go, dude.
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Stan Taylor posted:Whoa this thread went off the fuckin rails. It went off the rails like the train in Back to the Future. Now it is soaring magnificently through the sky.
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hey dont be hating on his girlfriend she's a hell of a looker
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Stan Taylor posted:Whoa this thread went off the fuckin rails. no, this thread is going in all the right places! Party Boat posted:Adam someone is selling your picture on ebay hahaha; he didn't even go to the effort to make the thing unsearchable...
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Apr 24, 2014 23:25
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Stan Taylor posted:Whoa this thread went off the fuckin rails. Nah dude it's the Adam Bowen thread now Talk about Adam Bowen Discuss Adam Bowen Trade tips about Adam Bowen Post Adam Bowen Original Content Comment on Adam Bowen posts
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Apr 24, 2014 23:25
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Mirthless posted:Nah dude it's the Adam Bowen thread now When's the Adam Bowen fan-fiction
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Apr 24, 2014 23:26
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Adam Bowen walked into a bar. The shock dislodged his penis and now she is a woman.
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Adam Bowen posted:Your hardcore Christian grandfather believes that a transgendered person can still be 100% female even if she has balls?  IS THIS PERSON 100% FEMALE? 93% of people fail this quiz!
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a medical mystery posted:Adam Bowen went outside. The shock dislodged his penis and now she is a woman. fify
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Seshoho Cian posted:
Are you saying that a woman's balls aren't outside her body?
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A Bystander posted:When's the Adam Bowen fan-fiction I think that could be crowd sourced by the thread participants. We have a decent amount of source material to start off from, and given his comprehension of how binary systems and percentages work I'm sure we can't make his fictional self seem too stupid to be quasi realistic.
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Stan Taylor posted:Whoa this thread went off the fuckin rails. Voted 5 to offset earlier vote - this thread is 100% improved. 
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A Bystander posted:When's the Adam Bowen fan-fiction Adam Bowen sat at his desk in the smoky room. He sipped a whiskey on the rocks while the ceiling fan spun lazily overhead, casting a revolving shadow in the dim light. He always kept the light dim. His eyes were sore from the perpetual hangover, as all he had to do was drink - it had been months since he'd taken a case. He was half-way to sleepsville when the door to his room swung open. The dame had legs that went for miles and red dress with a slit up the side that revealed just enough to catch his interest. Adam Bowen sat up in his chair as she strode over to him, her hefty breasts swaying with every step. She leaned in, giving him a view of her bountiful cleavage as she produced a cigarette from a silver case and placed it to her lips. "Got a light, dick?" Adam fumbled for his lighter, but then paused. "Wait a second," he said. "You don't have balls, right?"
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ImpAtom posted:It went off the rails like the train in Back to the Future. Now it is soaring magnificently through the sky. At least right now all of the SJW fuckwits are occupied in this thread and aren't making GBS threads up the rest of the forum with bullshit gender politics.
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A Bystander posted:When's the Adam Bowen fan-fiction Please don't start with this ironic fanfic poo poo. That's how bronies were created. E: gamers.txt, inside thread, source quotes, etc.
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Adam Bowen posted:At least right now all of the SJW fuckwits are occupied in this thread and aren't making GBS threads up the rest of the forum with bullshit gender politics. You've failed, though, as I do in fact still post in GBS
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Adam Bowen posted:At least right now all of the SJW fuckwits are occupied in this thread and aren't making GBS threads up the rest of the forum with bullshit gender politics. Did you know that browsers made in the last ten years have tabs that you can switch between with a single click? Scratch-O posted:Please don't start with this ironic fanfic poo poo. That's how bronies were created. wait, really?
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Scratch-O posted:Please don't start with this ironic fanfic poo poo. That's how bronies were created. Counterpoint: that's how Tails Got Trolled was created.
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Adam Bowen posted:At least right now all of the SJW fuckwits are occupied in this thread and aren't making GBS threads up the rest of the forum with bullshit gender politics.  Thanks for providing much needed entertainment this fine Thursday afternoon!
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Scratch-O posted:Please don't start with this ironic fanfic poo poo. That's how bronies were created. Is Mirthless now a 'Bowie' then?
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Adam Bowen posted:At least right now all of the SJW fuckwits are occupied in this thread and aren't making GBS threads up the rest of the forum with bullshit gender politics. how long until you post "Haha I was the puppetmaster all along!"
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"n-no mom, I haven't been visiting anywhere called 'futaforums.net,' I don't know how that got in our search history" -- Adam Bowen, age 25
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Geokinesis posted:Is Mirthless now a 'Bowie' then? stop otherizing me we prefer to call ourselves Adams
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