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Darkhold posted:I always assume super causal people are from Russia where the days you're not almost horribly murdered, crushed by machinery or run over by someone driving like a lunatic are the weird days. ... then he went home and injected krokodil into his dick.
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"Sergei? Sergei! drat it Sergei. Just let him go. He's ready to see the world on his own  "
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Darkhold posted:I always assume super causal people are from Russia where the days you're not almost horribly murdered, crushed by machinery or run over by someone driving like a lunatic are the weird days. On really bad days they get all three things combined and a lunatic driver tries to horribly murder them by crushing them with heavy machinery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYms1YF7WeM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klA6Wvz0cZE
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Tracula posted:I presume theres some happy ending to this at least, like the team gave the kid a signed ball or whatever. I know that happened in that rather (in)famous incident where some woman literally ripped one out of some kids hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzm0nh2Q1ak I can say that it took until 2012 for me to yell "OH NO YOU DIDN'T" at an animated gif for the first time in my life.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzm0nh2Q1ak Holy poo poo, a player specifically threw that ball to the little girl? I did not know that part of the story. Wow, that woman a piece of trash. What she did was incredibly lovely anyway, but knowing the circumstances makes it even worse.
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Sappo569 posted:Why is soccer the most over the top reaction making of all sports? Hydrolith posted:Probably because it's so low scoring, so a single goal is a very big deal. The fact it's just the goalie and the penalty taker, with no one around them, suggests that its a penalty shootout, and the reactions that that was the deciding penalty. Penalty shootouts only happen in games that decide who goes through in a knockout game, or wins a trophy, they don't happen in ordinary games. The penalty taker thought he'd hit the crossbar and so knocked his team out of the competition, or lost the final. The goalie thought that because the other guy hit the bar, his team was through or had won the trophy.  Private Eye has a new favorite as of 13:10 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I dunno dude. I'm pretty sure getting lit up by a taser makes you pretty likely to follow orders. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHb2_P1Xd7g
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Rapman the Cook posted:Wrapped up like a doob Got you covered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9_3nQFNy-w
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
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trapped mouse posted:I thought this was real, then I saw him drop his phone before getting dunked in water. Probably fake
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Fewd posted:He's not exactly the lord of reflexes either. You'd think that excavator is making massive noise as it falls down and grinds the road, but the guy just keeps going "gently caress that cool dudes don't look at explosions, yeahh *flicks raybans on nose*" Check out the VodkaVideo youtube channel sometime. They're one of the better Russian Car Crash compilations. In almost every video there's at least one person who defiantly jaywalks across an intersection, without looking at traffic, while people screech to a halt within inches of them, or skid past them at full speed, or a massive pileup develops around them. It's insane. Those sorts of videos are always great for a good laugh. This one is probably the best. Worth all 10 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRWtf0000e0
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Lord Lambeth posted:Katy Perry tried crowdsurfing 
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Palpek posted:Still better job than this guy: Crowdsurfing 101: You need a crowd
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"From BBC News posted:A "moronic" hoaxer who claimed a pub had banned military personnel to avoid offending the immigrant population has been given a community order. And unrelated, this from tumblr:  And maybe this comment on it for sheer loving petulance: quote:Considering how many thousands of dollars I had to pay for my own trip to the emergency room after being savaged by a four pound cat - and yes, we called the police because I ended up trapped in a bathroom and the owner in her own bedroom? This isn’t funny. I can call what happened to me hilarious, in retrospect. I got my rear end kicked by a four pound cat, and had to have part of my lip excised and stitches - but… four pound cat. I can call it hilarious. Unless you’re a friend of mine, you can’t. Because it wasn’t funny.
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I'm sure he could have easily hurt or killed the cat. Problem is, if you do that, you're the freak who stomped on his own kitten. You're screwed either way.
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Don't call the cops, don't stomp on your kitten, just lock yourself in the bathroom for a few hours and wait for the lil guy to tucker out. The dude who got kicked in the head by the train guy is schadenfreude-ing at everyone who laughed at him because he is apparently making around $250,000 from YouTube ads and licensing deals.
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I've had to chase half feral cats out from under the car and nothing beats the tried and true ape standby of thrashing something on the ground while yelling loudly.
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DaisyDanger posted:The dude who got kicked in the head by the train guy is schadenfreude-ing at everyone who laughed at him because he is apparently making around $250,000 from YouTube ads and licensing deals. What could he possibly be licensing?
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hooah posted:What could he possibly be licensing? Helmets
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hooah posted:What could he possibly be licensing? Nike, Adidas, Sketchers, etc.
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Hope he's going to split that with the guy who saved his life.
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The Casualty posted:Check out the VodkaVideo youtube channel sometime. They're one of the better Russian Car Crash compilations. In almost every video there's at least one person who defiantly jaywalks across an intersection, without looking at traffic, while people screech to a halt within inches of them, or skid past them at full speed, or a massive pileup develops around them. It's insane. I love that the first rule of driving in Russia is 'gently caress you.'
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Jet engine vs. beachgoers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTLGsEErWJY Jet wins.
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canyoneer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFnIc1vIxKU&t=33s 
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For your consideration I give you this GIF portraying the emotionally charged story of Gymastics, Gravity, Gym Ball and Ow my Balls:
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Humphreys posted:Ow my Balls: 
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canyoneer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFnIc1vIxKU&t=33s In case anyone was wondering what the gently caress happened there: TWO men have been left deaf after their home-made gas-powered car EXPLODED on a busy motorway. (article)
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Say Nothing posted:rear end in a top hat teacher gets what he deserves. Is this real? I don't understand how people like that live beyond their 20s. If I ever found out some teacher was abusing and berating my child, and stabbing her in the head with his stubby loving fingers, he'd be lucky to ever leave the hospital. Snowglobe of Doom posted:In case anyone was wondering what the gently caress happened there: A real bastion of journalistic integrity, there. "Tyre flies 30 feet into the air." "Little girl injured when Samsung Galaxy EXPLODES in her pocket." Pfft... if that tire cleared 10 feet, I'll eat the drat thing.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:In case anyone was wondering what the gently caress happened there: Oh christ, that car was gas powered?! Don't they know that stuff is dangerous.
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