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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Nothing beats the hobo life / stabbin' people with my hobo knife.

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



PT6A posted:

Nothing beats the hobo life / stabbin' people with my hobo knife.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Dubious posted:

A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.

That's the first time I've ever heard of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

MondayHotDog posted:

That's the first time I've ever heard of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.

Code Blue. Code Blue.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
I must warn you, this procedure will cost you upwards of thirty thousand dollars.

Daktar posted:

Code Blue. Code Blue.

I'm afraid it's now forty thousand.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Daktar posted:

Code Blue. Code Blue.

Calm down sir, you're going to give yourself skin failure.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Tokelau All Star posted:

Calm down sir, you're going to give yourself skin failure.

What you have is called Boneus Eruptus, a rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out the mouth and escape the body!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Dubious posted:

What you have is called Boneus Eruptus, a rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out the mouth and escape the body!

I recommend a program of assal horizontology!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


PT6A posted:

I recommend a program of assal horizontology!

You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets

Deviant posted:

You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I'm not Dr. Nick; I'm... Doctor Octopus!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

The Piper posted:

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords
Then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge! :laugh:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jorghnassen posted:

Then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge! :laugh:

ZergFluid
Feb 20, 2014

by XyloJW
There is a joke from this show I always loved but never got.

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/so-then-i-says-to-mabel-i-says-389329

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Think harder, Charlie.

Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011

ZergFluid posted:

There is a joke from this show I always loved but never got.

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/so-then-i-says-to-mabel-i-says-389329

I think it's just trying to sound like the kind of conversation two old ladies would have. Unless someone corrects me, it's nothing specific. Which reminds me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1nD4o3zTfo

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Dubious posted:

A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.



Excellent bout. Now, we go party.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

PT6A posted:

I'm not Dr. Nick; I'm... Doctor Octopus!

There's something wrong with my Malibu Stacy. "My spidey-sense is tingling! :spidey: Did somebody call for a webslinger?"

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

jscolon2.0 posted:

There's something wrong with my Malibu Stacy. "My spidey-sense is tingling! :spidey: Did somebody call for a webslinger?"

Spider poison is people poison?!? :aaaaa:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:



Excellent bout. Now, we go party.

;-* Need a ride home?

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

MondayHotDog posted:

;-* Need a ride home?

You really don't want that. Trust me.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Mayo and Catsup posted:

You really don't want that. Trust me.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

;-* Need a ride home?

Do you come with the car?

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Everything Counts posted:

Do you come with the car?

Oh, you, *giggles*

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Justin Godscock posted:

Oh, you, *giggles*

Ya Wife?!?!

Wh-chaaa!

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Everything Counts posted:

Do you come with the car?

Skeesix posted:

Ya Wife?!?!

Wh-chaaa!

You're young, you're naked, you want a car with a stereo. You kids like music, right, cha-cha-cha, oh yeah yeah.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Daktar posted:

You're young, you're naked, you want a car with a stereo. You kids like music, right, cha-cha-cha, oh yeah yeah.

What's the matter? Think I'm not hip? I don't have enough vo-dee-oh-do? :D

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Mayo and Catsup posted:

What's the matter? Think I'm not hip? I don't have enough vo-dee-oh-do? :D

I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to yooouuuu.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Skeesix posted:

Ya Wife?!?!

Wh-chaaa!

Crack that whip! Licorice whip! :whip:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Mayo and Catsup posted:

What's the matter? Think I'm not hip? I don't have enough vo-dee-oh-do? :D

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

Crack that whip! Licorice whip! :whip:



:mad: Have the Rolling Stones killed.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Mayo and Catsup posted:

What's the matter? Think I'm not hip? I don't have enough vo-dee-oh-do? :D

Powerful weak. :rolleyes:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to yooouuuu.

We're gonna keep on rockin'
forever... forever... forever...

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

ZergFluid posted:

There is a joke from this show I always loved but never got.

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/so-then-i-says-to-mabel-i-says-389329

I like jokes. :downs:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Do over Ham posted:

I like jokes. :downs:

Heh, heh, I don't get it. :confused:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Heh, heh, I don't get it. :confused:

Why I laugh :confused:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Oh Mister Kingdom, you and your stories. Burns is a vampire; beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that building... thingy, where our beds and TV... is.

EDIT: Good catch

PT6A fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Apr 29, 2014

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

PT6A posted:

Oh Mister Kingdom, you and your stories. Burns is a vampire; beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that building... thingy, where our beds... is.

Well, what do you think PT6A? All I need is a title...

I was thinking along the lines of No TV and No Beer make Spiffster... something... something...

forgot "and TV" in the quote, :haw:

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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

PT6A posted:

Oh Mister Kingdom, you and your stories. Burns is a vampire; beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that building... thingy, where our beds... is.

Hey PT6A, where's that.... metal... dealy... you use to... dig food...?

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