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really all the crazy pilot had to do was take out his copilot, surprise, then lock the door and just run that poo poo into the ocean
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THS posted:really all the crazy pilot had to do was take out his copilot, surprise, then lock the door and just run that poo poo into the ocean 
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Apr 22, 2014 13:27
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No, the ocean
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Apr 22, 2014 17:32
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...oh dear  i found the plane, it was in the lining of my purse. kinda smells like lotion but it should be fine. fuckin passengers ate all my tictacs tho
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what happens if the plane arrived at its destination but because everyone thought it was gone no one thought to look for it there.
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gently caress guys, i left the plane inside of my hot car and now everyone in it is dead my bad
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:gently caress guys, i left the plane inside of my hot car and now everyone in it is dead
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Apr 22, 2014 20:10
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Guys what if the plane was just a really high profile time capsule?
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whoflungpoop posted:...oh dear All purses smell like mint because of tic tacs, it is the one truth in the universe.
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I say we should attempt to recreate the events. Take like half a dozen or a dozen planes, load em up with passengers, fill one with smoke, hijack another, explosively decompress another, etc. We'll get to the bottom of this eventually!
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No. 6 posted:I say we should attempt to recreate the events. Take like half a dozen or a dozen planes, load em up with passengers, fill one with smoke, hijack another, explosively decompress another, etc. We'll get to the bottom of this eventually! Brilliant! We'll use science! Why hasn't this come up sooner?
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CNN says a metal thing washed up on shore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5QPL757PPU
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Has anyone posited the theory that it was Godzilla? I mean he has a movie coming out this summer and viral marketing is IN.
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FlamingLiberal posted:Has anyone posited the theory that it was Godzilla? I mean he has a movie coming out this summer and viral marketing is IN. umm godzilla is only about 500 feet tall, whereas the plane was at a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet... thnk before you post, man.
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Slap Happy posted:umm godzilla is only about 500 feet tall, whereas the plane was at a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet... thnk before you post, man. Prolly Mothra.
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Slap Happy posted:umm godzilla is only about 500 feet tall, whereas the plane was at a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet... thnk before you post, man.
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Guys, it landed in Bali.
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Butt Wizard posted:Guys, it landed in Bali. Stop the FUD please. It landed on Everest, that's why the 13 Sherpa had 'accidents' and died. Now that Everest is closed off for the rest of the year, they can now refit the plane for the mini-nukes intended for New York and Houston as slow as they like. Watch for the chem trails.
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Apr 25, 2014 11:14
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Are no governments willing to deploy submarines in the search? Probably would of found it by now.
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Elphiem posted:Are no governments willing to deploy submarines in the search? No it wouldnt b/c the plane is in space idiot, we covered this like 10 pages ago
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I love how when an Malaysian plane full of Chinese people gets lost or hijacked its because of science but when an Australian plane gets hijacked it because some guy got really drunk and just wanted a turn at flying.
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Elphiem posted:Are no governments willing to deploy submarines in the search? How can it be underwater if it's an "air" plane? They already know it isn't there, that's why they aren't looking. Wake up, sheeple.
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Apr 25, 2014 14:16
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First rule of survival is stay put and wait to be rescued.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:First rule of survival is stay put and wait to be rescued. Hundreds of underwater Koreans agree.
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So what happens if the plane went back in time and crashed into itself?
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Lobok posted:So what happens if the plane went back in time and crashed into itself? Then some of the survivors are their own parents
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Any news on the mangosteen?
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amityville anus posted:where is chinatown? Guys, he's gone.
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Seriously, where the FUDGE is that plane!? I'm really starting to get ticked off now. I can't die not knowing what happened to it.
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The mangosteens are still missing guys, but we're doing everything in our power to find them.
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SweetKarma posted:Seriously, where the FUDGE is that plane!? I'm really starting to get ticked off now. you may want to put off being eaten by bears then
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amityville anus posted:where is chinatown? Drinking in San Francisco. Still loving gone guys.
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gnarlyhotep posted:you may want to put off being eaten by bears then If I go missing just make sure the Malaysian government doesn't conduct the search party.
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Apr 26, 2014 03:47
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Chinatown posted:Drinking in San Francisco. same
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Apr 26, 2014 03:47
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SweetKarma posted:same You guys should have a goon meet and find the plane lol
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Apr 26, 2014 04:04
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the plane's just been posting in phiz this whole time no wonder no one found it
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gnarlyhotep posted:the plane's just been posting in phiz this whole time no wonder no one found it 
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Apr 26, 2014 18:46
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So they admitted the plane was tracked on military radar after all, so there's that
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I hope all the search parties send this retard government a massive bill for all the time they wasted looking in the wrong areas.
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