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Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Countdown to fanart of panel four with furious blushing and stammering. Cordelia you idiot! It's not like he likes you or anything!

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Oz
Sep 10, 2003

Minion Of Relin
So if NK and Cordelia aren't the villains of this story, then who is? My money is on the Oracle.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Oz posted:

So if NK and Cordelia aren't the villains of this story, then who is?

You haven't seen Bacon power up to his true form.

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax

Oz posted:

So if NK and Cordelia aren't the villains of this story, then who is? My money is on the Oracle.

We are. :smith:

We are 'cause we expect there to be a narrative of black-and-white, and force characters into their roles against their dreams and desires. The clearest examples are Cucumber, Almond, and Nightmare Knight.


Not really, it's actually GG, she's setting up the dominoes to crush all of us nerds. The avatars of her will are the Oracle and Cabbage. Also doubling down on this arc ending with Dubblenight and Cabbage becoming besties. :unsmigghh:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Honestly, I'm still banking on Cucumber pulling a Protoman and giving up on a system that refuses to change. But even then, he'd still be a protagonist, just a kind of tragic, Byronic one.

The Oracle is probably the antagonist, no matter what happens. Everyone else is either really into their roles or quietly resenting them. DO's the only one we've seen who's blase about it.

Edit for more rampant speculation: The "it's happened a hundred times" secret feels like the kind of convenient half-truth you tell to cover up a bigger secret/lie. You admit that you were looking at porn to hide that you were looking at gay midget porn, or whatever.

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Apr 26, 2014

Dr. Buttass
Aug 12, 2013

AWFUL SOMETHING

Poison Mushroom posted:

Honestly, I'm still banking on Cucumber pulling a Protoman and giving up on a system that refuses to change. But even then, he'd still be a protagonist, just a kind of tragic, Byronic one.

The Oracle is probably the antagonist, no matter what happens. Everyone else is either really into their roles or quietly resenting them. DO's the only one we've seen who's blase about it.

Edit for more rampant speculation: The "it's happened a hundred times" secret feels like the kind of convenient half-truth you tell to cover up a bigger secret/lie. You admit that you were looking at porn to hide that you were looking at gay midget porn, or whatever.

I think it sounds more Cucumber to find a way to break the cycle without having to play into the system; do it diplomacy style or something. Redeem the Nightmare Knight, embarrass the hell out of his sister, tell the Oracle to go eat a big heaping plate of dicks. Parfait's already covered Teaching Him The Meaning Of Friendship.

Popo
Apr 24, 2008

Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.
NK may know what friends are but that doesn't mean he has any no matter how much he'd like some.

LET HIM WATCH THE SHOW!

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

The Oracle is definitely coming off as the enforcer of the cycle, as opposed to NK who seems more to be going through the motions of something he's trapped by. But that's not necessarily true, it's just that Gigi hasn't shown us any chinks in the Oracle's armor, whereas we've seen quite a lot in NK's case.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


I don't know, I'd say her putting up the barrier to save the town so that the "heros" can move forward through the "plot" would be a major flaw.

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012



Oh no, they're cute

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
I like how the movie night sketch has Cordelia, Peridot and Cabbage taking part too. :3:

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

IUG posted:

I don't know, I'd say her putting up the barrier to save the town so that the "heros" can move forward through the "plot" would be a major flaw.

She didn't though. She took the credit for it but that was clearly Cosmo's NK's doing.

life_source
May 11, 2008

i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of
Of course Nightmare Knight would choose the star patterned blouse.

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009

Oz posted:

So if NK and Cordelia aren't the villains of this story, then who is? My money is on the Oracle.
Yu Yevon Missngno from the arse end of the last chapter

Popo
Apr 24, 2008

Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.

Dragonatrix posted:

I like how the movie night sketch has Cordelia, Peridot and Cabbage taking part too. :3:

Cabbage also seems to be riding the rollercoaster.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

That's Tomato.

Popo
Apr 24, 2008

Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.
That makes much more sense.

I think I understand why NK is so sad as well. He doesn't have a fabulous wardrobe like everyone else. Dude just wants to feel like a princess.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Tollymain posted:

She didn't though. She took the credit for it but that was clearly Cosmo's NK's doing.

Wow, I missed that when I read that first (but then again, I read this whole comic in one slow day at work). I didn't notice the barrier had the colors of NK, and the oracle just showed up right after that. I thought it was really her, thus her sweating and being exhausted, I thought she just wore herself out overextending herself.

It really makes what Noisemaster said after that make a lot more sense. Thanks.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Prediction: After seeing the bond Cordelia has with Peridot Nightmare night is inspired to try awkwardly bonding with the remaining disaster masters.

Hilarty ensues.

I only wish Noisemaster and Mutemaster were around so the three of them could go do karaoke together..

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

The Nightmare Knight isn't going to try awkwardly bonding with anybody. He doesn't need to be taught the power of friendship; he knows, after all, what the word means. There's some reason why he needs to be "the villain" - if the princess considers him a friend, if Cordelia is comfortable criticizing him openly, that means (among other things) that he's not being scary enough. He has "learned nothing" about how to live up to the role - he can talk the talk, but although he threatens the world and insists that he's bad news, he's never followed through on anything malicious.

What exactly has gone too far? Why does he seem to hope to gain something from talking to the hero? When Cucumber's companions address him with braggadocio and bluster, he puts the fear of God into them, and he's still very explicit that the job of the Disaster Masters is to stop the hero; he'll let them attempt but not succeed at destroying anything.

A theme I notice is the difference between the perception and reality of freedom. Cucumber's been forced into his role as the hero; he can go anywhere except where he wants. The Dream Sword seals the Nightmare Knight away, and the Disaster Masters are imprisoned in the Disaster Stones; they capture princesses to prevent them from signing the Dream Sword's scabbard, meaning the implicit assumption (one which the Dream Oracle, the obvious antagonist, intentionally perpetuates) is that both sides cannot simultaneously be at liberty. Cabbage voluntarily lives in a prison cell for some reason. In addition to being a space fugitive, Cordelia is a bit unclear on just who's in charge of whom. Mightn't it be the case that the Nightmare Knight is voluntarily perpetuating the cycle, for what he sees as a good cause? Like, maybe his goal is to keep the Disaster Masters preoccupied with relatively small tasks like kidnapping princesses, so that not only are they prevented from causing, well, disasters, but they don't even realize they can't do it. He plays the villain in this farce so that more enthusiastic bad guys become his subordinates, whom he can keep in line.

The Nightmare Knight was probably the first Legendary Hero.

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters

Bongo Bill posted:

The Nightmare Knight isn't going to try awkwardly bonding with anybody. He doesn't need to be taught the power of friendship; he knows, after all, what the word means. There's some reason why he needs to be "the villain" - if the princess considers him a friend, if Cordelia is comfortable criticizing him openly, that means (among other things) that he's not being scary enough. He has "learned nothing" about how to live up to the role - he can talk the talk, but although he threatens the world and insists that he's bad news, he's never followed through on anything malicious.

What exactly has gone too far? Why does he seem to hope to gain something from talking to the hero? When Cucumber's companions address him with braggadocio and bluster, he puts the fear of God into them, and he's still very explicit that the job of the Disaster Masters is to stop the hero; he'll let them attempt but not succeed at destroying anything.

A theme I notice is the difference between the perception and reality of freedom. Cucumber's been forced into his role as the hero; he can go anywhere except where he wants. The Dream Sword seals the Nightmare Knight away, and the Disaster Masters are imprisoned in the Disaster Stones; they capture princesses to prevent them from signing the Dream Sword's scabbard, meaning the implicit assumption (one which the Dream Oracle, the obvious antagonist, intentionally perpetuates) is that both sides cannot simultaneously be at liberty. Cabbage voluntarily lives in a prison cell for some reason. In addition to being a space fugitive, Cordelia is a bit unclear on just who's in charge of whom. Mightn't it be the case that the Nightmare Knight is voluntarily perpetuating the cycle, for what he sees as a good cause? Like, maybe his goal is to keep the Disaster Masters preoccupied with relatively small tasks like kidnapping princesses, so that not only are they prevented from causing, well, disasters, but they don't even realize they can't do it. He plays the villain in this farce so that more enthusiastic bad guys become his subordinates, whom he can keep in line.

The Nightmare Knight was probably the first Legendary Hero.

This is basically TTGL and Nightmare King is the Spiral King, got it. I look forward to mecha fights with the moon.

Heavy Zed
Mar 23, 2013

Is there anything here I can swing from?
Don't do that. You're going to get Almond and Nautilus killed.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

This thread's theories are pretty weird. Cucumber's not going to turn into a brooding angst nerd and nobody needs to own Almond because she already does a pretty good job of owning herself. A pretty big theme of the comic so far is optimism in the face of defeat, and I don't think it's going to stray from that. :shobon:

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Well, so far we've seen 3 Masters and NK himself.

- Splashmaster is very strong, but only physically. And he's really, really dense. He's just a big childish jerk, but that's dangerous enough I guess?
- Noisemaster can shoot energy beams. He seems like a pretty cool dude though. I'd be willing to annihilate a castle if I had to put up with 99 iterations of Legendary Heroes too. Normally I don't see he'd be a threat.
- Mutemaster seems like a cool dude but hulks out at loud noises. Dangerous if you're an rear end in a top hat to him, I suppose.

They don't seem quite so dangerous as to need to be trapped into a eternal cycle of imprisonment and beatings though.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
I like the theory that this all just a show for the Gods or the equivalent of and The Oracle and NK have to stick to the script lest the Gods come down and the world suffers their wrath. That's why NK wouldn't let Noisemaster kill anyone and why The Oracle starts freaking out when Cucumber starts questioning things, neither are evil they are just forced into their roles in order to protect the world.

snucks
Nov 3, 2008

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Accordion Man posted:

I like the theory that this all just a show for the Gods or the equivalent of and The Oracle and NK have to stick to the script lest the Gods come down and the world suffers their wrath. That's why NK wouldn't let Noisemaster kill anyone and why The Oracle starts freaking out when Cucumber starts questioning things, neither are evil they are just forced into their roles in order to protect the world.
Maybe it's a Venture Bros deal where the Big Bad is actually a decent dude who keeps the lesser evils in check. Whatever the case, it definitely feels like Gigi had the twist figured out coming into this.

Bongo Bill posted:

The Nightmare Knight was probably the first Legendary Hero.
Yeah, I've gotten that feeling too. NK's interactions with Cuco seem like that of a disappointed father; NK is dragging Cuco through a hero's journey as a failed attempt at grooming a successor or ally.

snucks fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Apr 27, 2014

Meowjesty
Oct 23, 2009

Friends depend on each other.

snucks posted:

Maybe it's a Venture Bros deal where the Big Bad is actually a decent dude who keeps the lesser evils in check. Whatever the case, it definitely feels like Gigi had the twist figured out coming into this.

Isn't the big bad in Venture Bros David Bowie?

M-maybe the big bad in Cucumber Quest is David Bowie.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Oz posted:

So if NK and Cordelia aren't the villains of this story, then who is? My money is on the Oracle.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
The second panel of this comic is so pretty. Just look at her.

Popo
Apr 24, 2008

Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.

Kikas posted:

The second panel of this comic is so pretty. Just look at her.

The second to last panel in the previous page is also gold.

It's great to see how a series that started solidly has improved so much.

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009

nerdbot posted:

This thread's theories are pretty weird. Cucumber's not going to turn into a brooding angst nerd and nobody needs to own Almond because she already does a pretty good job of owning herself. A pretty big theme of the comic so far is optimism in the face of defeat, and I don't think it's going to stray from that. :shobon:
That said, the moment when Cucumber tells the DO to shove her nonsense (Be it legitimately or in a fit of anger, the latter being a) More likely and b) More forthcoming) right where the sun doesn't shine will be a glorious one.

Diet Conan Doyle
Jan 15, 2010

Watch as I pluck the moon from the very sky!
http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-500/

Peridot: Sassmaster

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
Even the largest nerd is able to be crushed.

TheDemon
Dec 11, 2006

...on the plus side I'm feeling much more angry now than I expected so this totally helps me get in character.
I know this almost certainly isn't how it went, but I kind of like to think Peridot came in screaming and hysterical on purpose to get the NK to lay off.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

nightmare knight cant catch a break!

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
"Now that the interlude is half over..." it's time for the other half, Nightmare Knight and Cabbage party :toot:

Popo
Apr 24, 2008

Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.
Never has a villain been so tragic.

BRING ON THE CABBAGE!

Nick_326
Nov 3, 2011

History's Latest Monster
https://twitter.com/gigideegee/status/460428300339249152

quote:

thank you for joining me for cucumber quest interlude 2 part 1, in which the nightmare knight gets owned repeatedly and mercilessly

RickoniX
Dec 4, 2005

A human or elf?

NO NOT A BADGER YOU GOON

Coming soon: Cucumber Quest Interlude 2 Part 2 Act 5 Act 1 Intermission 3 Act 4

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graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

RickoniX posted:

Coming soon: Cucumber Quest Interlude 2 Part 2 Act 5 Act 1 Intermission 3 Act 4

And eventually we get the exapause, through which this fandom of nerds implodes and crushes itself.

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