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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
I think as a whole all three of the big slasher franchises are pretty weak with only a few truly great movies between them.

But they are all awesome because they seem to be in a competition for how stupid they can get.

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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Cole posted:

I think as a whole all three of the big slasher franchises are pretty weak with only a few truly great movies between them.

Dingdingding.

If we're going "truly great" we've pretty much got the original entries for Halloween, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacre* and that's about it. Personally, I'd round out that list with Dream Warriors and New Nightmare but I know not everyone feels that way.

*I think of the slasher franchises as a Big Four rather than a Big Three. If Halloween is Megadeth, Friday the 13th is Metallica, and Nightmare on Elm Street is Slayer, then Texas Chainsaw Massacre is Anthrax.

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
I never really think of Texas Chainsaw Massacre as a franchise in the same way as Michael, Freddy, and Jason. 2 is just really its own thing, and 3 and 4 are films that nobody should ever watch.

For me, it was honestly a big five as a kid: Pinhead, Freddy, Jason, Michael, and Chucky. TCM was this thing I knew about, but I never saw until I was older. I view it in the same way I view Psycho. It's an important film for influencing slashers, but I don't necessarily lump it with the latter day slashers of the late 70s on.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a better horror movie than every Friday The 13th, Halloween, Hellraiser, Nightmare on Elmstreet and Child's Play movie put together.

And I love Halloween (absurdly solid and genre defining) and A Nightmare On Elm Street (wonderfully imaginative).

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Of all the Halloween movies, I'm most irritated that Resurrection even exists. Not only is it a dumb dumb dumb movie on its own, it retcons away what was the best possible ending for the series in H20. I like that ending so much as a wrap to the whole thing.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Yeah TCM is definitely a proto-slasher but not a slasher proper. It's the outlier of the bunch, but having come before any of the rest and just generally having been wildly influential (was Leatherface the first cinematic masked killer of teenagers? I think he might've been), it gets grandfathered in.

The Hellraiser films were way off in their own little world. And the Child's Play films were so late in the game and so... specific, I guess that they don't really feel of a piece with the rest, but there's an argument to be made there.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


SALT CURES HAM posted:

Honestly, I don't really feel that way about it. I'm hesitant to call it a progression in the series, because it takes kind of a hard left turn from 4 instead of going in the same direction (5 is a hosed up movie whereas 4 was pretty much a horror comedy), but "going through the motions" is just about the last way I'd describe it. It's flawed because it doesn't execute a lot of its ideas all that well, not because it doesn't have any new ones.

Yeah, I re-watched 5 after this discussion kicked up, and it really is a movie that's about something, much like 2. If we take it that;
  • Nightmare is just a scary monster movie
  • 2 is about coming to grips with your homosexuality
  • 3 is the start of 'funny' Freddy, where he becomes the star. He was always jokey, but in a sadistic way until now. "Welcome to Prime Time, Bitch" indeed
  • 4 is the culmination of 'funny Freddy,' where we get a new batch of Springwood's finest to carve up
  • 5 is about parents, and how we relate to them. The parallels are there, and the fact that the movie harps on what parents expect of us (and us of our parents) is a thing that's there.
  • I haven't seen (nor want to see) 6 again to refresh my opinions, but it's probable that it tries to rehash parenting, but it's just a mess

I'm not sure what would have made 5 better, but it's just so languid and padded, and it really shows that it was a rush job. I think you needed more scenes of people just escaping Freddy to ramp up the suspense.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a better horror movie than every Friday The 13th, Halloween, Hellraiser, Nightmare on Elmstreet and Child's Play movie put together.

And I love Halloween (absurdly solid and genre defining) and A Nightmare On Elm Street (wonderfully imaginative).

Hmmm... I want to disagree with this, because Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street and Hellraiser are all monumentally impressive movies, but The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is The Texas loving Chainsaw Massacre.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Hmmm... I want to disagree with this, because Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street and Hellraiser are all monumentally impressive movies, but The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is The Texas loving Chainsaw Massacre.

I feel exactly the same way. I love those films. But the Texas C.M.

Goddamn.

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?

ruddiger posted:

If we're not including the first entries, I think the best ones are Nightmare 3, Friday VI, and Halloween 3.

And Hellraiser 2.

Critters 2.

Leprechaun in the Hood.

Puppet Master 3.

Nothing after the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre is worth watching, though

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

I mean if we're taking the goal of a horror movie as "to be scary," then there's no way TCM isn't the winner. Halloween and ANOES are very scary in their own right, and Hellraiser is, if not so much scary in the way we typically define it, at least very disturbing, but The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is legitimately terrifying in a way that hasn't been dulled at all in 40 years.

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
It's still genuinely disturbing and oozes fear. This may be blasphemy, but Halloween hasn't aged well in my opinion. It's absolutely rightfully a classic and has some scary moments, but I don't think it's as effective to this day as TCM (and the first NOES in my view).

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
TCM is timelessly visceral in a way that Halloween simply isn't, in my eyes.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Halloween's template was easier to follow. It's elegant, sparse, and very effective. Texas Chainsaw is too genuine to ever lose any power - it's like a window into a drugged-out film crew actually losing their goddamn minds in 120 degree desert hell.

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
I just don't get the love for Hellraiser at all. I don't think it belongs in the line up with the rest of those movies.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

It hurts me to pit TCM and Halloween against eachother. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is maybe the most viscerally effective horror movie of all time, but Halloween also feels just pretty much empirically perfect. It's just a hair's breadth less immediate than TCM, but as a dark, terrifying modern fairy tale it's brilliant.

BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

I just don't get the love for Hellraiser at all. I don't think it belongs in the line up with the rest of those movies.

A lot of people probably agree with you, but I have insane amounts of love for the original Hellraiser. I think it's a truly outstanding horror film.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

Nothing after the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre is worth watching, though

2 word's for ya buddy....


CHOP


TOP



TCM 2 is awesome.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

Nothing after the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre is worth watching, though
I would go to bat for Dual Wielding Chainsaw Sheriff Dennis Hopper: The Film, and.... I wouldn't completely write off the Platinum Dunes remake. It's an inferior film, but there's some effective stuff in there.

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?

Gaz2k21 posted:

2 word's for ya buddy....


CHOP


TOP



TCM 2 is awesome.

I really like the beginning of TCM2, the opening scene is great and the radio station scene is scary as gently caress.

But everything that happens once they get in the caves is ugly and dull, and that's a very sizeable portion of the movie.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

penismightier posted:

Halloween's template was easier to follow. It's elegant, sparse, and very effective. Texas Chainsaw is too genuine to ever lose any power - it's like a window into a drugged-out film crew actually losing their goddamn minds in 120 degree desert hell.

Even Hooper didn't know how to follow TCM, and I love TCM2.

Keanu Grieves
Dec 30, 2002

All this talk of franchises and no mention of Cold Prey? Come on, guys ... them's some solid slasher flicks.

Oliver Reed
Mar 18, 2014

penismightier posted:

Halloween's template was easier to follow. It's elegant, sparse, and very effective. Texas Chainsaw is too genuine to ever lose any power - it's like a window into a drugged-out film crew actually losing their goddamn minds in 120 degree desert hell.

This. I can't think of another horror film that is as raw as TCM. It just feels gross. And the final shot of Leatherface twirling his chainsaw in the road is one of those iconic moments.

Don't care for any of the TCM sequels/remakes/prequels/whatever, though.

Craig Spradlin
Apr 6, 2009

Right in the babymaker.

Keanu Grieves posted:

All this talk of franchises and no mention of Cold Prey? Come on, guys ... them's some solid slasher flicks.

Ehhhh. The first one had some good ideas, but when the best thing you can say is "it doesn't check every cliche box on the list", is it really worth that much praise?

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Oliver Reed posted:

You know, the one NoES movie that keeps getting slammed is Freddy's Dead.

Who can say something nice about it? I thought the lead chick playing his daughter or whatever was hot.

F/E: Also Yaphet Kotto!

Hey, I already did a few pages ago!

Basically, I thought the movie clearly had a different concept than the rest of the series - a sort of "horror Looney Tunes" - and on an 'executing your vision' level I think Freddy's Dead deserves some credit. It just feels disrespectful to the audience to shove Freddy Krueger into this role when he already had a defined MO: and on his grand finale, no less!

The concept would have been received better in a new IP; a killer cartoon character (imagine a psychotic Bugs Bunny) that sucks you into his cartoon world so he can kill you in macabre and amusing (to him) ways. He could be unsettling in the same way the Joker is unsettling: treating violence and death as though they are hilarious.

SALT CURES HAM posted:

Honestly, I don't really feel that way about it. I'm hesitant to call it a progression in the series, because it takes kind of a hard left turn from 4 instead of going in the same direction (5 is a hosed up movie whereas 4 was pretty much a horror comedy), but "going through the motions" is just about the last way I'd describe it. It's flawed because it doesn't execute a lot of its ideas all that well, not because it doesn't have any new ones.

Hmmm, well I obviously can't argue against how the movie came off for you, but for the most part ANOES 5 feels to me like a more serious ANOES 4 only with lamer scary/suspense/action sequences. It's true that it's "about something" as another poster declared, but hey, so was Star Trek Insurrection.

DeathChicken posted:

Of all the Halloween movies, I'm most irritated that Resurrection even exists. Not only is it a dumb dumb dumb movie on its own, it retcons away what was the best possible ending for the series in H20. I like that ending so much as a wrap to the whole thing.

Just do like me and pretend that Halloween Resurrection is a hypothetical alternate universe. For me, Michael Myers died at the end of H2O. The series itself has continually retconned itself and played fast and loose with its own continuity, so why can't I?

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Keanu Grieves posted:

All this talk of franchises and no mention of Cold Prey? Come on, guys ... them's some solid slasher flicks.

I'm a pretty giant horror movie fan and I've never even heard of this.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

It hurts me to pit TCM and Halloween against eachother. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is maybe the most viscerally effective horror movie of all time, but Halloween also feels just pretty much empirically perfect. It's just a hair's breadth less immediate than TCM, but as a dark, terrifying modern fairy tale it's brilliant.

I agree, it's beautifully impeccable and just loving magnificent filmmaking.

Oliver Reed
Mar 18, 2014

Let's not forget to show love for Black Christmas. I mean sure if we wanna connect the dots we can go back to Peeping Tom and Psycho, etc. but Black Christmas is close enough to the others to warrant a mention.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


lizardman posted:

Basically, I thought the movie clearly had a different concept than the rest of the series - a sort of "horror Looney Tunes" - and on an 'executing your vision' level I think Freddy's Dead deserves some credit. It just feels disrespectful to the audience to shove Freddy Krueger into this role when he already had a defined MO: and on his grand finale, no less!... a killer cartoon character (imagine a psychotic Bugs Bunny) that sucks you into his cartoon world so he can kill you in macabre and amusing (to him) ways. He could be unsettling in the same way the Joker is unsettling: treating violence and death as though they are hilarious.
Freddy's MO is exactly this, and has been since the very first film (to varying degrees, kicking into high gear on 3).

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

DeathChicken posted:

Speaking of which, Jacob's Ladder is still such a freakyass movie. It has these quick moments to make you wonder if you really just saw or heard that. Sitting in the dark watching alone at night, that is some scary stuff.

I just watched it last night having not seen it in years and I just can't agree. I wish it was creepier and more interesting as I nearly gave up on it part way through.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Gromit posted:

I just watched it last night having not seen it in years and I just can't agree. I wish it was creepier and more interesting as I nearly gave up on it part way through.

Yeah, it was definitely a product of its age and doesn't hold up well. A few freaky "is this happening?" scenes really doesn't compare when we get things like Fight Club, The Usual Suspects and Seven in the next few years, to say nothing of demonic thrillers like The Ninth Gate and In The Mouth of Madness just a few years later.

ClydeUmney
May 13, 2004

One can hardly ignore the Taoist implications of "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

Oliver Reed posted:

Let's not forget to show love for Black Christmas. I mean sure if we wanna connect the dots we can go back to Peeping Tom and Psycho, etc. but Black Christmas is close enough to the others to warrant a mention.

I actually kinda prefer it to Halloween, if I'm being honest. It's a tight contest, and the weak ending nearly pushes it the other way, but drat if Black Christmas doesn't still unsettle me in a great way. The phone calls are absolutely disturbing in an unexpected way.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


ClydeUmney posted:

I actually kinda prefer it to Halloween, if I'm being honest. It's a tight contest, and the weak ending nearly pushes it the other way, but drat if Black Christmas doesn't still unsettle me in a great way. The phone calls are absolutely disturbing in an unexpected way.

Any idea if the remake is any good? I kinda have a thing for Lacey Chabert, but can't bring myself to investigate Black Christmas

Lets! Get! Weird!
Aug 18, 2012

Black King Bazinga
Only in Cinema Discusso could you have folks comparing Jacob's Ladder unfavorably to Fight Club and the Usual Suspects.

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Tharizdun posted:

Yeah, it was definitely a product of its age and doesn't hold up well. A few freaky "is this happening?" scenes really doesn't compare when we get things like Fight Club, The Usual Suspects and Seven in the next few years, to say nothing of demonic thrillers like The Ninth Gate and In The Mouth of Madness just a few years later.

What is this nonsense trashing a stone cold classic like Jacob's Ladder while in the same line praising Fight Club and The Ninth Gate.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Do people really dislike Fight Club nowadays? The Usual Suspects is a pile but I think Fight Club still holds up. It's Very 90's, but that's what you want.

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006

Oliver Reed posted:

Let's not forget to show love for Black Christmas. I mean sure if we wanna connect the dots we can go back to Peeping Tom and Psycho, etc. but Black Christmas is close enough to the others to warrant a mention.
Black Christmas is what I consider the first slasher.

An argument could be made for Peeping Tom, but really not Psycho. The shower death is incredibly important and part of the DNA of slashers, but Psycho is a thriller through and through. Speaking of which, in a Monster Madness video for the Mummy series, James makes a good argument for the Mummy movies being proto-slashers.

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Don't get me wrong, I like Fight Club, I think it's a good movie. I don't think it's great or a piece of brilliant genre defining filmmaking or get why it's being compared to a genre horror movie that came out a decade before it. Jacob's Ladder owns.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Technetium posted:

What is this nonsense trashing a stone cold classic like Jacob's Ladder while in the same line praising Fight Club and The Ninth Gate.

Fight Club is a really good movie with really dumb fans (unlike Boondock Saints, which is a really bad movie with really bad fans). Jacob's Ladder is just a mish-mash of bad effects with a bunch of "is he crazy? is he sane and the world is crazy?" navel-gazing at the very tail-end of America's collective give-a-poo poo timeframe for Vietnam. I'm sorry I mentioned the Ninth Gate, but still In the Mouth of Madness is a much better "is he crazy?" flick by all measures. Jacob's Ladder is really boring, hth.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
I'm probably the biggest defender of In the Mouth of Madness in this thread, and no, sorry, you're crazy. ItMoM is a funny movie, it doesn't treat the concept of going insane with any respect at all because it's about a dimestore novel hack making his cliched vision of the apocalypse real.

Jacob's Ladder is a little more long and meandering than it ought to be (and, bizarrely, some of the scenes they removed are much better than stuff that made the cut) but it's better at genuinely shocking imagery than ItMoM ever was. It's also as much about putting yourself back together as it is about falling apart, which is why the second half is virtually a different movie from the first. Yes, even despite the reveal that he's been dead the whole time.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
I kind of think Friday the 13th part 6 Jason Lives is my favorite just because of the beginning alone and the end with the fire and water. Kind of thought that was awesome. It's also pretty amusing.

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