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AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

A creepy encounter in DayZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeMWzfh944c

I love when clever people succeed with their cleverness.

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Drunk people re-enacting the Mad Hatter's tea party

http://youtu.be/1CcXGZUbbyo

G-III
Mar 4, 2001

Spiritual Seduction. A Reverend-X production in 3D! If this doesn't fill you with the Holy Spirit nothing will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5dPMl5rYkU

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

AzureSkys posted:

A creepy encounter in DayZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeMWzfh944c

I love when clever people succeed with their cleverness.

So is he just screwed until he comes across someone friendly enough to untie him?

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Found this posted elsewhere. It's just :wtf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13HtcK59CfE

this dude's channel is full of :wtf:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
speaking of wtf I just found this looking through back pages here. Hoooooooooly shiiiiiiiiiiiit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGGMYZqJhk

Edit: I changed my mind this is brilliant. I love how their social status in the sonic canon adds to how hot he gets for them.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Apr 25, 2014

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
Been a long time fan of this thread; thought i'd phreshen it up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdHyzGXAJPg

See'in how no one's that phresh

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Jamesman posted:

Drunk people re-enacting the Mad Hatter's tea party

http://youtu.be/1CcXGZUbbyo

I wish to hurt every person in this video.

naM sdrawkcaB
Feb 17, 2011

Been on a bit of a Doom kick recently so this was a nice find. IGN play through the first episode of Doom with John Romero:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUU7_BthBWM

.TakaM
Oct 30, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDySQknA928
Metroidvania is the best vania

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Shmorky sells out for Google Glass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9qcUqokTG4

(actually an old flash tub apparently, I never saw it tho)

Also does anyone know what the background music is?

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

ultrabindu posted:

I wish to hurt every person in this video.

I kind of get that feeling, like they are probably completely sober doing that.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Playing magic tricks on dogs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okuwB9zrncg

pigdog
Apr 23, 2004

by Smythe
NIGGA TURTLES episode 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A27wMOi25NY

LuchadoresDelNixon
Feb 7, 2007

Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

Pomp posted:

I have no loving clue where to put this








Why the hell would you try to reconnect with your ex in youtube comments?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4mMY2Kl3GY

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvUcnlTOp7k
So obviously some people are playing along.
And then some people don't know what The Onion is:

magnificent7
Sep 22, 2005

THUNDERDOME LOSER
What? WHAT?

There's a thing - whispering girls talking about stuff for an hour; and it's called ASMR? Not "virtual girlfriend unwinds"?

Virtual Haircut and Shave, 1.3MM views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JistFIZjNDo

This one is the first of an entire series of whisper tingle vids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oapgiZc5i-g

OH WAIT - she's got an hour and a half video of how she puts on her makeup. WHISPERRRRRRRRR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfyi7sW044

What the loving gently caress.

edit: the whole thing is about making you get tingles if you listen and watch it with headphones? That's a thing. Is it a kink? Wow.

magnificent7 fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Apr 28, 2014

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
There have been a couple of threads on ASMR here on SA. It usually isn't sexual and the "tingles" are something that is tough to explain unless you experience them. Loads of people get angry at people who experince the "tingles", claiming it is all some bullshit extra-special-snowflake attention whoring or some sex thing. Yes the videos are weird, doubly so if you don't get the experience out of them that they are meant to provide.

magnificent7
Sep 22, 2005

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Indolent Bastard posted:

There have been a couple of threads on ASMR here on SA. It usually isn't sexual and the "tingles" are something that is tough to explain unless you experience them. Loads of people get angry at people who experince the "tingles", claiming it is all some bullshit extra-special-snowflake attention whoring or some sex thing. Yes the videos are weird, doubly so if you don't get the experience out of them that they are meant to provide.
The worst part - the ABSOLUTE worst part is I DID loving get a tingle and that just pissed me off. Fuckin webwhore hipsters and their knowing how to make me tingle. gently caress em. gently caress em I say. Especially because I was watching it thinking, "oh this whispery girl bullshit is so loving stupid" SHIVER. "GOD DAMMIT!"

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

magnificent7 posted:

The worst part - the ABSOLUTE worst part is I DID loving get a tingle and that just pissed me off. Fuckin webwhore hipsters and their knowing how to make me tingle. gently caress em. gently caress em I say. Especially because I was watching it thinking, "oh this whispery girl bullshit is so loving stupid" SHIVER. "GOD DAMMIT!"

Chill out dude.

If it stops you from having a coronary there are plenty of ASMR videos that don't have anything to do with talking. Some people get tingly from listening to some guy polish shoes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrzNkhJsJm8

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE7kY6uQHAA

Thought I'd look into these dapper dans some. Hmmmm

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

magnificent7 posted:

The worst part - the ABSOLUTE worst part is I DID loving get a tingle and that just pissed me off. Fuckin webwhore hipsters and their knowing how to make me tingle. gently caress em. gently caress em I say. Especially because I was watching it thinking, "oh this whispery girl bullshit is so loving stupid" SHIVER. "GOD DAMMIT!"

It's creepy as hell, no doubt about it, but personally it puts me right to sleep when I'm struggling with near-insomnia, so whatever.

I think the saddest thing about them is how many are focused on people with low self-esteem and no confidence. "You're a good person, you do so much to help others, you just need some time to rest. Everything is okay. You deserve what's good in life." Jesus Christ lady, just count to 100 or something, don't remind me of the vacuum of sadness that is the internet :smith:

E:

Erebus posted:

Chill out dude.

If it stops you from having a coronary there are plenty of ASMR videos that don't have anything to do with talking. Some people get tingly from listening to some guy polish shoes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrzNkhJsJm8

Oh neat, this totally works too. Now I can overcome insomnia WITHOUT a 90% chance of hearing something really loving depressing! Thanks.

Dr. Witherbone fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Apr 28, 2014

Cocoa Ninja
Mar 3, 2007
It feels like part of it is the way the sound is mixed — that clear, clean, right-next-to-the-mic talking sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKFDkpHCQz4

But it explains why the woman whispering throughout this Evil Dead remake trailer made my skin crawl. Freaky.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Wow, the 1hr 40min makeup video is nuts and those seem pretty creepy but that shoe-shining one was oddly compelling. I listened with headphones and the way the sound goes between the stereo channels was neat.

edit for bad spelling

Fucked-Up Little Dog fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Apr 28, 2014

Treytor
Feb 8, 2003

Enjoy, uh... refreshing time!

Wowbagger2004 posted:

Wow, the 1hr 40min makeup video is nuts and those seem pretty crepy but that shoe-shining one was oddly compelling. I listened with headphones and the way the sound goes between the stereo channels was neat.

You'll love this one then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjC-bEQQKlo

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Holy loving poo poo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Indolent Bastard posted:

There have been a couple of threads on ASMR here on SA. It usually isn't sexual and the "tingles" are something that is tough to explain unless you experience them. Loads of people get angry at people who experince the "tingles", claiming it is all some bullshit extra-special-snowflake attention whoring or some sex thing. Yes the videos are weird, doubly so if you don't get the experience out of them that they are meant to provide.

I get those tingles, but it's usually if I'm listening to music I'm really, really into, if I'm getting a massage, or if I'm watching a really touching movie, or if someone touches me lightly.
I don't get it when people whisper like they're about to kill me in my sleep.

I suggest some Hot rear end Beat Clap and the joy it brings, gives me tingles every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9HII4RCKeU

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

This ASMR is much better and not creepy like these others:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Pe-ter Dink-lage, Pe-ter Dink-lage, Pe-ter Dink-lage...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHlzIgSvnYc

G-III
Mar 4, 2001

Nicolas Cage in "Fire Birds" (1990)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FyuHA_zAOM

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


Great tribute for The Wire, spoilers if you haven't seen it all:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFYA6mB6QGc

Also someone posted this amazing tribute for Breaking Bad, again, spoilers, duh:
https://vimeo.com/93042217

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
http://youtu.be/UOoJWfmZkw0

Heavyweight party rocking, on a cruise ship

And if you don't have 10 minutes just listen to the drop at 4:00

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A27wMOi25NY

nigga turtles 8

Dandy Cat
Mar 21, 2008

The only reason I come to SA, "NOooo"

TheSlowestZombie
Aug 19, 2005
Mistake
Your balls are more beautiful than you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzDUbUQ-qjg

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
Highschool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5XdKR-PY8

Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:
Title reveals all: Hahahrawrrahaha (Jeff Goldblum Laugh Remix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJelEXaPhJ8

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQeFPw-noAc

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

magnificent7 posted:

What? WHAT?

There's a thing - whispering girls talking about stuff for an hour; and it's called ASMR? Not "virtual girlfriend unwinds"?

Virtual Haircut and Shave, 1.3MM views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JistFIZjNDo

This one is the first of an entire series of whisper tingle vids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oapgiZc5i-g

OH WAIT - she's got an hour and a half video of how she puts on her makeup. WHISPERRRRRRRRR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfyi7sW044

What the loving gently caress.

edit: the whole thing is about making you get tingles if you listen and watch it with headphones? That's a thing. Is it a kink? Wow.

I don't loving get it. I just hear a girl making annoying mouth noises like breathing in loudly, smacking lips between sentences and whispering.

edit: MY FETISH IS GREAT SERVICE

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Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Shut the gently caress up we don't need to make this thread about ASMR and how creepy/weird you think it is we've had plenty of GBS threads about it already. Some people say they feel something some people don't and then a bunch of people post that they get it from certain music (but apparently that isn't the same sensation at all). Not a whole lot to "get."

Captain Candiru fucked around with this message at 07:57 on May 1, 2014

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