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loving Florida won it ahead of the Coyotes.
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I can't believe we get swept in the first round by Ottawa, and I still win my fourth Vezina. Even I'm starring to think its rigged.
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Hockles posted:End of 2025-26 Season Update Oh well, there's always next y- ...Wait. We won? WE WON? WE WON?!? WE ACTUALLY DID IT, STICKARTS AND THATGUYCLINT!!! WE DID IT! WE DRAGGED THIS lovely TEAM TO THE CUP!  Hockles posted:Notable Stats  Now give me the C, Florida! 
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Apr 30, 2014 08:44
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Windros has been killing it the past few seasons. Getting that cup again next year
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Kilza posted:Oh well, there's always next y-  HOLY poo poo I actually feel gratified in real life. Like shake a hand meekly gratified. I guess this means I don't get to complain about how lovely Florida is anymore. Hockles: Who is our goalie!? Stickarts fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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Apr 30, 2014 15:53
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I think the C has made Urlacher soft.
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Apr 30, 2014 17:17
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LLLUNDGRENNN! 
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@chap_butt29 Vancouver falls apart without #thebuttshow @foobar where's the booze
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Cal gets hurt first game of the first round. RIP the year of the Coyote
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Theo McFlurry is the new Joe Thornton. San Jose is never gonna win him a Cup either. 
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Kilza posted:Oh well, there's always next y-  I'll gladly take an A, now that we have to be filling the BB&T Center.
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LumpyGumby posted:I can't believe we get swept in the first round by Ottawa, and I still win my fourth Vezina. Even I'm starring to think its rigged. Looks like you played half of the first game & prolly got injured. @halusato9 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ああああああああああああああああぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ～！
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SAMB0 posted:Cal gets hurt first game of the first round. RIP the year of the Coyote Next year homie, that is what we tell ourselves right?
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2026 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Sidney Crosby Patrick Kane Anze Kopitar Logan Couture Jakub Voracek Max Pacioretty Kyle Okposo Adam Henrique Cory Conacher Alex Pietrangelo Artem Ansimov Tyler Myers Lars Eller Ryan McDonagh Nick Foligno Carl Hagelin TJ Galiardi Danny Dekeyser Dana Tyrell Sergei Bobrovski Jonathan Bernier Riku Helenius Michal Neuvirth Tom McCollum Anders Lindback Transaction News CGY -- re-signed F. Vando to a $57.4mil/4yr contract FLA -- re-signed T. Guyclint to a $51.8mil/5yr contract LAK -- re-signed A. Banks to a $95.4mil/8yr contract MIN -- re-signed H. Roboy to a $42.3mil/3yr contract PIT -- re-signed H. Wang to a $27.1mil/4yr contract STL -- re-signed S. Smashnikov to a $32.9mil/3yr contract WSH -- re-signed B. Lundgren to a $65.5mil/6yr contract Top 10 Forward Salaries
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2025-26 Opening Night Info ANA -- F. Cow (93 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender BOS -- B. Skill (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain BUF -- Potatoes (95 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing CGY -- F. Vando (95 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain CGY -- G. Stahl (98 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain CAR -- S. Athanatos (97 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CHI -- O. Hat (93 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain COL -- S. McStabson (94 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain COL -- I. Chiggers (96 OVR) -- 2nd Line Right Wing -- Asst Captain COL -- He Hate Me (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain COL -- D. Paynuss (95 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CBJ -- E. Windros (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain CBJ -- B. Urlacher (95 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain DAL -- A. Guibeau (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing DAL -- A. Steidl (98 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain EDM -- Spamtron (97 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing FLA -- A. Kilza (98 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center FLA -- A. Luzhin (98 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain FLA -- T. Guyclint (94 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing LAK -- A. Banks (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain LAK -- R. Hextall Jr (90 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender MIN -- Hockles (97 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain MIN -- H. Roboy (96 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain MIN -- P.P. Poutine (95 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain MTL -- R. Fantastic (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain NSH -- D. Bergkamp (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender NJD -- C. Conway (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain NJD -- J. O'Rourke (95 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain NJD -- T. Vittunen (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing PHX -- E. Rutkowski (94 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing PHX -- M. White (98 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain PHX -- C. Ripken Jr (94 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender PIT -- H. Wang (89 OVR) -- Starting Center PIT -- B. Borkason (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain PIT -- B. McLargeHuge (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender SJS -- T. McFlurry (97 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain STL -- S. Smashnikov (96 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing TBL -- H. Satonaka (95 OVR) -- Starting Center TBL -- Q. Pepperdick (99 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender TOR -- B. Buckaroo (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain TOR -- sba (94 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain TOR -- M. van der Veen (98 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender VAN -- F. Bar (95 OVR) -- Starting Center VAN -- C. Buttworth (93 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center WSH -- A. Jones (98 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain WSH -- R. Dangler (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain WSH -- B. Lundgren (98 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain WPG -- L. Lazaruk (92 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain WPG -- T. Palin (95 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender Comments Again, no movement. Hat, Luzhin and Conway gain an A Borkason takes over the C in Pittsburgh
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That A looks good in Florida red. Now that we have won the cup I guess I better change my name from Alexsandr Luzhin to Aleksandr Winnin!!!
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December 2026 Update Notable Stats Jones leads the league in Points; Chiggers is 2nd; Banks & Luzhin are 3rd; Vittunen is 7th Banks & Jones are 2nd in Goals; Buckaroo, Chiggers & Guibeau are 5th; Luzhin is 8th Jones leads the league in Assists; Dangler & Windros is 3rd; Chiggers is 5th; Hockles & Vando are 6th Lundgren leads all defensemen in Points; Poutine is 4th Banks leads the league in +/-; Chiggers is 2nd; Satonaka is 7th Potatoes leads the league in PIM; Urlacher is 2nd; Borkiwicz is 4th; Windros is 5th; McStabson is 6th Potatoes is 2nd in Hits; Borkiwicz & Urlacher are 4th Top 5 in GAA are goons van der Veen leads the league in SV%; Pepperdick is 2nd; Paynuss is 3rd; Cow is 4th; Bergkamp is 6th; Ripken Jr is 7th Paynuss leads the league in Wins; Pepperdick & van der Veen are 2nd; Hextall Jr is 5th; Bergkamp is 8th Transaction News None Injury Report PHX -- M. White is out from Elbow Surgery. Expected return is 1/8/27 PIT -- H. Wang is out with a Hip Pointer. Expected return is 12/4/26 WPG -- L. Lazaruk is out with a Broken Leg. Expected return is 1/9/27 Comments Potatoes is pissed. Goons are getting fragile. http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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@conway96 proud to wear an A for the @NHLDevils. Now to get some hardware
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Die already, Reinhart. Give me the C.
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@Vittuman10 @conway96 @HockeymansORourke apparently in nj the "A" stands for "rear end in a top hat" >:) #brostars
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Hockles posted:PHX -- M. White is out from Elbow Surgery. Expected return is 1/8/27 poo poo, played 5 games and ruined my elbow when Rutkowski high fived me after a W.
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All-Star Break 2027 Update All-Stars East -- Alex Jones (Starting Left Wing) East -- Aleksandr Luzhin (Starting Center) East -- Buggy Skill (Starting Right Wing) East -- Ricky Fantastic (2nd Line Center) East -- Borka Borkason (2nd Line Right Wing) East -- Bjorn Lundgren (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Quincey Pepperdick (Starting Goaltender) East -- Martijn van der Veen (Backup Goaltender) West -- Adam Banks (Starting Left Wing) West -- Foo Bar (Starting Center) West -- Theo McFlurry (Starting Right Wing) West -- Itchy Chiggers (2nd Line Left Wing) West -- Fernando Vando (2nd Line Center) West -- He Hate Me (2nd Line Right Wing) West -- Stabby McStabson (3rd Line Left Wing) West -- Spamtron (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Aurora Steidl (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Pierre-Paul Poutine (2nd Line D-Pairing) West -- Cal Ripken Jr (Starting Goaltender) West -- Fat Cow (Backup Goaltender) Notable Stats Jones leads the league in Points; Luzhin is 3rd; Banks is 4th; Satonaka is 6th; Chiggers is 7th; McStabson & Skill are 8th Banks is 2nd in Goals; Jones is 3rd Jones and McStabson lead the league in Assists; Dangler is 4th; Luzhin is 5th; Skill is 6th; Chiggers & Windros are 7th Lundgren and Poutin lead all defensemen in Points; Steidl is 7th Satonaka is 3rd in +/-; Banks is 7th Urlacher leads the league in PIM; Potatoes is 3rd; Borkiwicz is 4th; Windros is 5th; Borkason is 6th; McStabson is 7th Urlacher is 2nd in Hits; Potatoes is 4th; Borkiwicz is 7th Cow leads the league in GAA; Pepperdick is 2nd; Ripken Jr is 3rd; van der Veen is 4th; Paynuss is 6th; Hextall Jr is 8th Cow leads the league in GAA; Pepperdick & van der Veen are 2nd; Ripken Jr is 4th; Paynuss is 5th; Bergkamp is 8th Pepperdick leads the league in Wins; van der Veen is 3rd; Hextall Jr is 5th; Cow & Paynuss are 6th Transaction News None Injury Report PHX -- E. Rutkowski is out with a Hip Pointer. Expected return is 2/2/27 TBL -- H. Satonaka is out with a Mild Concussion. Expected return is 1/25/27 Comments Jones is pulling away in the points race Banks and Hextall Jr are leading the Kings to their best season in a while  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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Defending cup champs 10 points out of a playoff spot. That feels more normal.
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Furnaceface posted:Hockles, does McFlurry have the worst +/-? In the league, two have worse +/-. The worst is a FLA d-man with -32
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Hockles posted:In the league, two have worse +/-. The worst is a FLA d-man with -32 Well, it looks like the Florida goons just found a scapegoat for this season.
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Hockles posted:In the league, two have worse +/-. The worst is a FLA d-man with -32 Why am I not surprised. ~*~~worst champs ever~~*~
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@SneezyPeens 2 secs ago #DontCallItAComeback @SneezyPeens 5mins ago @halusato9 sorry I accidentally headbutted you in celebration. My bad. #IBlameTheBooze
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2027 All-Star Gamepre:1 2 3 East 0 0 0 - 0 West 1 2 2 - 5 East West 0 Goals 5 34 Total Shots 34 17 Hits 16 19:45 Time On Attack 19:15 57 Faceoffs 37 10 PIM 13 0/5 Powerplays 0/5 1st Period 13:03 - (West) F. Vando (He Hate Me) 2nd Period 3:46 -- (West) L. Dauphin (M. Scheifele, C. Ripken Jr) 8:49 -- (West) A. Steidl (J. Toews, R. Scarlett) 3rd Period 0:48 -- (West) He Hate Me (F. Vando) 17:28 - (West) S. McStabson (C. McDavid, S. Voynov) Penalty Summary 1st Period 2:20 -- (East) R. Fantastic -- Holding (Minor) 9:32 -- (West) I. Chiggers -- Interference (Minor) 2nd Period 1:18 -- (West) L. Dauphin -- Hooking (Minor) 5:23 -- (East) B. Lundgren -- Hooking (Minor) 6:33 -- (West) F. Bar -- Checking From Behind (Major) 7:04 -- (East) J. Drouin -- Holding (Minor) 17:18 - (East) B. Lundgren -- Tripping (Minor) 3rd Period 1:44 -- (West) S. Voynov -- Holding (Minor) 10:02 - (East) A. Pelech -- High Sticking (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (West) Cal Ripken Jr (Shutout, 34 saves, 1 assist) 2) (West) Fernando Vando (1 goal, 1 assist, +3) 3) (West) He Hate Me (1 goal, 1 assist, +2)  
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End of 2026-27 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Banks leads the league in Points; Luzhin is 2nd; Jones is 5th; Bar is 7th; Banks leads the league in Goals; Luzhin is 3rd; Guibeau is 4th; Jones is 6th; He Hate Me is 7th; Bar is 8th Luzhin is 3rd in Assists; Dangler is 5th; McStabson is 6th Lundgren is 2nd in Points by a Defenseman; Steidl is 3rd; Poutine is 4th Banks is 3rd in +/-; Satonaka is 4th Urlacher lead the league in PIM; Potatoes is 2nd; Borkiwicz is 3rd; Windros is 4th; O'Rourke is 8th Urlacher is 2nd in Hits; Potatoes is 4th; sba is 7th; Lundgren is 8th van der Veen lead the league in GAA; Pepperdick is 2nd; Ripken Jr is 3rd; Cow is 4th; Paynuss is 7th van der Veen lead the league in SV%; Pepperdick is 2nd; Cow is 3rd; Ripken Jr is 4th; Paynuss is 5th Pepperdick lead the league in Wins; van der Veen is 2nd; Ripken Jr is 4th; Hextall is 7th Transaction News None Injury Report TBL -- H. Satonaka is out with a Broken Leg. Expected return is 5/15/27 Comments Banks will win the Art Ross, and should sweep the other awards too. Norris Finalists: Lundgren & Steidl; Although, I think Doughty will win it Vezina Finalists: Pepperdick, Ripken Jr, & van der Veen Pepperdick will win the Jennings Drouin had a +63, the highest in the last 20 years was Konstantinov with a +60 in 1995-96 Tampa Bay's chances of a Cup just snapped in half, just like Satonaka's leg. Pittsburgh just misses the playoffs after a nice comeback from the Metro cellar.  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 07:29 on May 13, 2014 |
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