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Spiffster posted:But Aquaman, You can't marry a woman without GILLS! You are from two different worlds! What the hell are you talking about?
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Writer Cath posted:I don't understand. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
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Tokelau All Star posted:What the hell are you talking about? I'm talking about hitting the jackpot Tokelau!! "White Gold!" "Texas Tea... ... Sweetener!"
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Apr 30, 2014 03:19
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Everything Counts posted:Ohhhhh, I've wasted my life. It's all over, people! We don't have a prayer, argh...
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Apr 30, 2014 03:21
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Do over Ham posted:It's all over, people! We don't have a prayer, argh... Well why didn't we go to heaven? ... Oh right... the sins... 
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Apr 30, 2014 03:26
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Spiffster posted:Well why didn't we go to heaven? They're out of hot dogs! And the coleslaw has pineapple in it! Ahhhhhhhh! German potato salad! Why would Homer not love German potato salad? It's loving awsome! Served warm, with lots of vinegar, sugar, salt, pepper, onion, bacon grease, and of course, bacon!
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Apr 30, 2014 03:37
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Do over Ham posted:They're out of hot dogs! And the coleslaw has pineapple in it! Ahhhhhhhh! German potato salad! GO BACK TO RUSSIA! 
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Apr 30, 2014 03:40
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Do over Ham posted:They're out of hot dogs! And the coleslaw has pineapple in it! Ahhhhhhhh! German potato salad! And I don't want any Zombie turkey... I don't want to turn into a turkey myself... and I don't want any other weird surprises! You got it?! Homer can be pretty particular when he wants to be... then again he ate all the plastic lobsters so... 
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Apr 30, 2014 03:41
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Spiffster posted:And I don't want any Zombie turkey... I don't want to turn into a turkey myself... and I don't want any other weird surprises! You got it?! But...but...bacon....? Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
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Apr 30, 2014 03:47
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Do over Ham posted:It's all over, people! We don't have a prayer, argh... No mercy, he's the real deal!
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Apr 30, 2014 03:49
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Do over Ham posted:This just in, tensions continue to mount between Springfield and France over Mayor Quimby's now famous frog's legs joke! The French president has threatened swift and massive retaliation if he doesn't recieve an immediate apology. Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
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Apr 30, 2014 04:01
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Do over Ham posted:But...but...bacon....? I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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Apr 30, 2014 04:22
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TMMadman posted:I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. What's he doing with that broom!?
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Apr 30, 2014 04:38
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Do over Ham posted:But...but...bacon....? Well that explains his mysterious trip to Holland...
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Apr 30, 2014 05:12
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IMJack posted:Well that explains his mysterious trip to Holland... No, IMJack is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam! 
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Apr 30, 2014 06:08
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:No, IMJack is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam! Eww, another liver transplant!
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Apr 30, 2014 07:38
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:No, IMJack is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam! 
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Apr 30, 2014 07:46
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What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Mmmm....floor pie.
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Apr 30, 2014 08:26
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Do over Ham posted:What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Floor...pie? What a time to be alive.
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mrfart posted:Eww, another liver transplant! But for that to work you'd have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence, and that'd be down right nutty. I just now, after over 20 years of watching the Simpsons, got that joke. 
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Apr 30, 2014 11:08
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Funky See Funky Do, what's DNA stand for? 
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Jerusalem posted:Funky See Funky Do, what's DNA stand for? Let's ask this scientician!
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Apr 30, 2014 11:23
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Funky See Funky Do posted:But for that to work you'd have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence, and that'd be down right nutty. If I Mur-diddly-dered Them
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Apr 30, 2014 13:00
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Funky See Funky Do posted:But for that to work you'd have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence, and that'd be down right nutty. When I married your father, I took everything that came with it, including DNA!
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Apr 30, 2014 14:31
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Funky See Funky Do posted:But for that to work you'd have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence, and that'd be down right nutty. Funky See Funky Do, this is America. We don't send our celebrities to jail; we're just going to garnish your salary.
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Apr 30, 2014 15:37
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Funky See Funky Do posted:But for that to work you'd have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence, and that'd be down right nutty. This is the most exciting scandal since the Juice was on the loose. 
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Apr 30, 2014 16:34
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mrfart posted:Funky See Funky Do, this is America. We don't send our celebrities to jail; we're just going to garnish your salary. And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested -- The Baldwin Brothers Gang Dr. Brad Pitt John-John-John Kennedy George Burns Infamous Amos Grandson of Sam The Artist Formerly Known as ~|~ Tim Allen, Jr. Senator and Mrs. Dracula The Artist Formerly Known as Buddy Hackett Madonnabots: Series K Sideshow Ralph Wiggum Martha Hitler Johnny Neutrino -- while Heather Locklear-Fortensky remains at large. Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them dangerous.
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Apr 30, 2014 17:11
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mrfart posted:Eww, another liver transplant! Baboon heart... my body... rejecting it...
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Apr 30, 2014 17:32
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Tokelau All Star posted:What's he doing with that broom!? I heard that guy's rear end has it's own Congressman!
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Apr 30, 2014 17:33
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MondayHotDog posted:I heard that guy's rear end has it's own Congressman! I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant...
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Apr 30, 2014 17:48
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Baboon heart... my body... rejecting it... Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! 
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Apr 30, 2014 18:45
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CatchrNdRy posted:Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! I don't think you know what you are saying 
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Apr 30, 2014 18:47
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Spiffster posted:I don't think you know what you are saying BABOON!!!
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Apr 30, 2014 18:59
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Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right, the speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of great apes rose up at me, but biff! Bam! I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me... ...and that's when I got mad. 
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Apr 30, 2014 21:36
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Deviant posted:BABOON!!! 
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Apr 30, 2014 21:57
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A big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.
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Oh, I like it better when they're making fun of people who AREN'T me..... I know,"Evening at the Improv"!TMMadman posted:-- while Heather Locklear-Fortensky remains at large. Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them dangerous. Ooh, I wouldn't want to be Larry Fortensky right now!
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Deviant posted:BABOON!!! Balzac.
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Do over Ham posted:Balzac. Bosom.
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Do over Ham posted:Balzac.
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