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MrUnderbridge posted:Mmmm... sorry, nope. That's not true at all. The science of phrenology clearly shows that differing groups of people have differing sizes of the dysphoric lobe of the brain. For example, porters and others engaged in physical labor have smaller dysphoric lobes than men such as you or I. Women have smaller still, which allows them to both bear children and the tempers of men with such ease as we commonly observe. To say nothing of the slaves in the Caribbean, who almost entirely lack this lobe entirely! It's modern science!
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Xiahou Dun posted:Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it? You do typically find that the 'strong suit' of people extends well beyond the primary school syllabus as their intelligence and education increase. I must admit my reading comprehension is not sufficient to comprehend how your comments are in any way relevant to my post. With some contemplation, I believe the failure is on your behalf. Perhaps you might care to suggest what I may have missed? EDIT: Aw gently caress I was too busy from the first paragraph to notice the satire. Hypation fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Apr 8, 2014 |
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Hypation posted:You do typically find that the 'strong suit' of people extends well beyond the primary school syllabus as their intelligence and education increase. Set up: pyramids look so similar the world over because they were built by a technologically advanced race which influenced civilisations all across planet Earth. Punchline: The set up for the joke is actually describing human beings and not aliens or supernatural creatures. Edit: never mind, you got the joke while I was posting! I'll take it as a complement that it was good enough to rope somebody into thinking it was genuine, like good satire should be. Reveilled fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Apr 8, 2014 |
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AATREK CURES KIDS posted:The judges who are part of the evil Papist conspiracy are mostly pro-life, while the other three are all pro-choice. You'd think that would be a point in the Church's favour for Jack Chick. Jack Chick is too smart to be swayed by the false theology of that tyrant and rapist, Gregory XVI. Abortion becoming an issue in 1978 is what caused him to believe in THE PAPIST CONSPIRACY. He was broken by the rise of the Christian Right, just like LaRouche.
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Grouchy Smurf posted:Snowden did something that 95% of us would do. Yeah I'm gonna call bullshit on this, I seriously doubt that 95% of us would be willing to risk being in super army jail for our entire lives or living in exile. Don't discount the sacrifices that Snowden made, he was living in god drat Hawaii pulling over 100k a year and gave it up to expose the information that he exposed. For example, Do you think that ol' Grover would lay down his life and his swamp bungalow to let us know that America was in the wrong?
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ErichZahn posted:Jack Chick is too smart to be swayed by the false theology of that tyrant and rapist, Gregory XVI. If anything, that just solidified Chick's phobia. He's an old school catholic hater, who listens to all the greatest hits from the original artists: https://www.chick.com/catalog/books/0185.asp
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This kind of qualifies as a conspiracy theory, right? http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/04/08/the_principle_a_documentary_about_geocentrism.html quote:The trailer does seem to be making a case for Geocentrism (it's mentioned specifically), but given the title, I would guess they're going to try to make a broader point that the Universe itself was made—created, if you will—purposely for us. This idea (broadly speaking) is called the strong anthropic principle (hence the doco title), and as a philosophy it's not terribly informative. It's fun to think about in a limited sense, but in the end it always boils down to "God did it," which is slamming a door in the face of exploration and inquiry. I'm not a big fan of that.
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King of Hamas posted:Yeah I'm gonna call bullshit on this, I seriously doubt that 95% of us would be willing to risk being in super army jail for our entire lives or living in exile. Don't discount the sacrifices that Snowden made, he was living in god drat Hawaii pulling over 100k a year and gave it up to expose the information that he exposed. For example, Do you think that ol' Grover would lay down his life and his swamp bungalow to let us know that America was in the wrong? Don't forget he also gave up his hot, poledancing girlfriend who liked to have marathon sex with him.
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lil mortimer posted:This kind of qualifies as a conspiracy theory, right? This reminds me of the crazy creationist "science" talks I attended as a fundamentalist teen. Their argument was that the Earth is at the center of the universe, and that the entire universe was arranged in such a way to support life on Earth. If even a single star was shifted a single inch in space, it would take "the power of a tractor" to lift your finger. Galactic rotation and the expansion of the universe were never brought up. Also the water for Noah's flood was contained in a layer of ice above the earth's atmosphere. It somehow let more light through and increased the amount of oxygen in the atmosphere, which is why people lived to be 900 years old and there were giants and stuff. The Grand Canyon and similar geographic features were carved out in a matter of hours when the flood waters receded. And this all happened around 4000-4500 years ago, so a globally catastrophic flood that carved out the modern geography of Earth conveniently left the artifacts, records, and structures of Old Kingdom Egypt and other ancient civilizations intact somehow.
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Preem Palver posted:This reminds me of the crazy creationist "science" talks I attended as a fundamentalist teen. Their argument was that the Earth is at the center of the universe, and that the entire universe was arranged in such a way to support life on Earth. If even a single star was shifted a single inch in space, it would take "the power of a tractor" to lift your finger. Galactic rotation and the expansion of the universe were never brought up. I am prepared (don't have all the evidence at hand and have not contemplated it yet) to buy the argument that the Grand Canyon was carved out in days or weeks (way less than centuries) and Noah's flood occurred on a regional level (both due to ice dams breaking).... Ice dam a the Bosporus straight broke flooding the Black Sea. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sea_deluge_hypothesis Not so much the floating icicles in space or centre of the universe bit.
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Hypation posted:I am prepared (don't have all the evidence at hand and have not contemplated it yet) to buy the argument that the Grand Canyon was carved out in days or weeks (way less than centuries) and Noah's flood occurred on a regional level (both due to ice dams breaking).... Ice dam a the Bosporus straight broke flooding the Black Sea. Oh, absolutely. We have a perfect textbook example of such a river carving--I lived in it for most of my life. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glacial_River_Warren
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lil mortimer posted:This kind of qualifies as a conspiracy theory, right? Mulgrew has since come out and said that the producers lied to her when they hired her for the voice over. While one of the scientists has said he has no clue where the clip they have of him even came from.
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muscles like this? posted:Mulgrew has since come out and said that the producers lied to her when they hired her for the voice over. While one of the scientists has said he has no clue where the clip they have of him even came from. I like to imagine her nailing the whole thing in one take, glaring through the glass at her agent the whole time.
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Inspector Hound posted:I like to imagine her nailing the whole thing in one take, glaring through the glass at her agent the whole time. I like to imagine it was her character of "Chief" on NSTF:SD:SUV. Chief wouldn't care what she was saying.
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muscles like this? posted:Mulgrew has since come out and said that the producers lied to her when they hired her for the voice over. While one of the scientists has said he has no clue where the clip they have of him even came from. I've read and listened to a lot of skeptical stuff, and sadly this seems to be a really popular thing among the peddlers of bullshit to straight up misrepresent themselves when approaching people. That Ben Stein one was really bad, it even did that to other creationists.
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The only reason they complained was because their bullshit was taken to task by the educated beyond a third grade science book when the movie was released. My favorite line to come out of that was "Look, Darwinists think life came from aliens on the backs of crystals" by completely ignoring that Stein asked how life could be seeded by aliens. It was a movie for morons that were more than willing to throw out their money for anything that stood on their side of the issue
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So I stumbled onto this article: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/bundy-ranch-uncensored?src=soc_twtr Which included this picture: Which led me to this jumbled HTML tinfoi hat of a website. http://stopthecrime.net/ ....how in the gently caress is this even explainable??
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Presto posted:The eyeball is a wonderful example because it proves that if it was designed by God, then He is an idiot. Azathoth?
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quote:The eyeball is a wonderful example because it proves that if it was designed by God, then He is an idiot. The best part is how they always manage to ignore the fact that human eyes aren't that great. For being some ultimate creation of god's design, he sure searched through the bargain bin for quite a few things
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FuzzySkinner posted:So I stumbled onto this article: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oFmRYfMV10 At least Alex Jones figured out how to edit videos down to a reasonable length. This stuff is ridiculous. (And the site is covered in DEES comics. Of course it is) Also, I'd love to have been around the feds sitting there watching those idiots play soldier. That had to have been one of the funniest things they'd ever seen.
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Sir Tonk posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oFmRYfMV10 You know what's great? Right-wing militias can wave their guns around with almost complete impunity, but if a even vaguely leftist group did the same thing, they'd get their brains beat in.
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A friend of mine that I went through Meteorology courses in college has a Facebook page for him and his forecasts. He says he tends to get a lot of questions about HAARP and chemtrails. He in fact got a message recently due to the tornado outbreak that they were caused by HAARP. I don't have the link handy, but the head of the American Meteorological Society released a message in the Bulletin journal that he himself gets calls like these twice a month. Enough that he had to make the statement. I mean, reading about this stuff is interesting, but having to deal with the onslaught of these people. Trying to "inform" you of HAARP and chemtrails? I can't even imagine... Lightning Jim fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Apr 29, 2014 |
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SocketWrench posted:The best part is how they always manage to ignore the fact that human eyes aren't that great. For being some ultimate creation of god's design, he sure searched through the bargain bin for quite a few things Eh, depends on what its used for. An eagle can see really far away in intense detail because it can move fast enough to catch a mouse on the ground. A human with the same skill wouldn't be quite as useful. Full color vision has its perks tho.
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Lightning Jim posted:A friend of mine that I went through Meteorology courses in college has a Facebook page for him and his forecasts. Hasn't HAARP been turned off and shuttered anyway? Or is that just what they want us to think?!
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chairface posted:Hasn't HAARP been turned off and shuttered anyway? Or is that just what they want us to think?! HAARP is inactive most of the year regardless, because the experiments and tests done with it are only viable during certain times of the year and space weather conditions. Some of the things are even sensitive to certain times of day. But yeah they're in a temporary shutdown of major functionality because contractors are being changed, although limited work continues on.
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What does HAARP do anyways? (Anyone who answers "Summons natural disasters on behalf of the Zionist Illuminati" will have a muffin thrown at them. And it will be pointy.)
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Gen. Ripper posted:What does HAARP do anyways? Shoot a bunch of radio energy into the ionosphere to try to trigger auroras and influence ones that show up on their own. It's abasically a research facility for the aurora. Doing this helps research the ionosphere because it's hard to otherwise measure due to it not being practical to measure that layer of the atmosphere by way of balloons (it's too thin for most of them to be practical) or satellites directly inside it (there's still too much gas around to keep stable orbits unless you were firing off rocket engines to boost up every few hours).
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I recall reading about HAAP along with a few other "out there" theories including some place called Dulce Base, Montauk/Camp Hero and about "The Philadelphia Experiment". I always found this interesting as hell. Complete bunk, but at least they made for good reads (like reading a comic book). A hell of a lot more fun to read about then supposed "MISSLES HITTING THE PENTAGON! ROTHSCHILD! BUILDING 7!"-type of stuff.
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Whenever I hear talk of HAARP I just remember that it was a plot point in the Remo Williams film and Wilford Brimley talked about it and suddenly I can never take it seriously as a threat to the world because Wilford Brimley has that effect on people.
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Install Windows posted:Shoot a bunch of radio energy into the ionosphere to try to trigger auroras and influence ones that show up on their own. It's abasically a research facility for the aurora. I seem to recall it also had something to do with radio communications. SOMETHING to do with super low frequencies, in the tens of hertz at the most which can penetrate the ocean and let the US govt maintain radio contact with subs. Sure its secret, but not because its some sort of crazy mindcontrol jewbeam
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duck monster posted:I seem to recall it also had something to do with radio communications. SOMETHING to do with super low frequencies, in the tens of hertz at the most which can penetrate the ocean and let the US govt maintain radio contact with subs. No, that's a different crazy radio thing. HAARP isn't secret, everything that goes on there is public. They have an annual open house where any person can tour the faciility. Every summer they have a crop of students show up to assist with research. It's just that it's so remote it must be secret and what they do there is so abstract to the average person that mind control makes more sense than bombarding the upper atmosphere with radiation. boner confessor fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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Anyone else getting the Facebook or email discussing how MH370 was actually a murder done by the Rothschilds? The story is that there is a very valuable patent that is owned by five people. Four were supposedly on the plane and their deaths leave the patent to.... A Rothschild! Snopes has already done a pretty good job taking it apart.
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How rich and powerful are the Rothschilds, anyway? Like, compared to the Marses or Waltons?
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duck monster posted:I seem to recall it also had something to do with radio communications. SOMETHING to do with super low frequencies, in the tens of hertz at the most which can penetrate the ocean and let the US govt maintain radio contact with subs. We use a bunch of different radio masts all over NATO countries, Canada, Australia, and other allied nations for the various radio systems to reach subs. Halloween Jack posted:How rich and powerful are the Rothschilds, anyway? Like, compared to the Marses or Waltons? They used to be very wealthy, and like other extremely wealthy families would have strong influence on national governments and large businesses by being able to lend large amounts of money. These days, better central banking systems have taken away that whole huge slice of the family business, the lending to nations. And since there was the whole Jewish heritage thing to them, they lost a lot of stuff during the course of World War II even though they managed to get some of it back after the war. So the current ones just run successful private banks that have been around and stable a long time. There's a lot of branches of the family of course, it having been a few hundred years, so they don't like, all work and operate together. One of the branches is even mostly about wine rather than banking.
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RagnarokAngel posted:Eh, depends on what its used for. An eagle can see really far away in intense detail because it can move fast enough to catch a mouse on the ground. A human with the same skill wouldn't be quite as useful. True, certainly wouldn't have any use with all those biblical wars and battles where you need to spot your enemy before he can attack.
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SocketWrench posted:True, certainly wouldn't have any use with all those biblical wars and battles where you need to spot your enemy before he can attack.
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RagnarokAngel posted:Eh, depends on what its used for. An eagle can see really far away in intense detail because it can move fast enough to catch a mouse on the ground. A human with the same skill wouldn't be quite as useful. Doopliss fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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The key is that evolutionary changes to an organism are just "good enough" instead of perfect. We're all balsa wood models held together with staples, chewing gum, and tape in enough quantifies to keep from falling apart.
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The Chemtrail crowd discovered a new smoking gun this week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O01ZebpBHhU
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Max22 posted:The Chemtrail crowd discovered a new smoking gun this week: The video has been removed
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