TFF 2014 Mock Draft: Discussion Thread

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Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

The Lions are on the board now? Darkforce make a pick yo

# ? Apr 29, 2014 19:07

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# ? May 13, 2024 12:58

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Intruder posted:

Oakland is a better home for Sam anyway. Just across the bridge from San Francisco

Because when I think tolerance, I think Oakland.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 19:54

DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

code:

Round 1: Odell Beckham Jr. WR
Round 2: Antonio Richardson OT
Round 3: Keith McGill, CB
Round 5: Jordan Zumwalt, OLB
Round 5: Max Bullough, ILB
Round 5: Crockett Gilmore, TE
Round 6: ???

I don't think I did too bad for not being a fan of the team I was picking for. Any Saints fans wanna weigh in?

# ? Apr 29, 2014 20:37

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Kirby Van Der Kamp is still available if Darkforce doesn't want to make a pick

# ? Apr 30, 2014 04:20

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Ok I refuse to let this thing die two picks out from my final pick. What's the plan guys

# ? Apr 30, 2014 13:37

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Does he have plat? Shame him in private message.

Or just give him best player available

# ? Apr 30, 2014 13:43

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Athanatos posted:

Does he have plat? Shame him in private message.

Or just give him best player available

He's been shamed

What if I want the best player available :colbert:

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:38

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

At this point, punishment is long snappers.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 14:53

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Ok, the Lions need a TE and they haven't picked one yet, if a pick hasn't been made in 3 hours let's just go with TE Xavier Grimble

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:01

darkforce898: Sep 11, 2007

I honestly thought we finished. I was paying attention to the All-Time draft.

I picked a kicker.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:41

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

That is a particularly vicious looking twelve year old.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 15:42

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ehud's up now. Hurry yall I got another good pick to make

# ? Apr 30, 2014 16:19

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

done son

# ? Apr 30, 2014 19:31

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Bears pick is in, Steelers are on the board

# ? Apr 30, 2014 19:45

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Rasczak posted:

Bears pick is in, Steelers are on the board

Noted. Will pick when I have a chance to look at things some time around 8 tonight.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 19:58

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

That was the last pick the Bears have, so might as well review. Bears defense last year was Real Bad, maybe even approaching 2013 Cowboys bad (ok maybe not quite that terrible). As a result I guess I somewhat focused on defense in this draft:

code:

1.14 Timmy Jernigan, DT Florida State
2.51 Kareem Martin, DE North Carolina
3.75 Jaylen Watkins, CB/FS Florida
4.?? Telvin Smith, OLB Florida State
6.?? Dezmen Southward, SS Wisconsin
6.?? Preston Brown, ILB Louisville

I might not've traded the 5th if I knew the draft would actually make it this far, and I wanted Carl Bradford over Smith because I would've preferred a Sam over of a Will, otherwise I'm good with how things shook out.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 20:13

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

This is updated.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AlKG-aCJD3VxdEJzaWpFOGxxdHZVSTRKbXExT1pMVmc&usp=drive_web#gid=0

Well, picks and numbers are all right. Teams are all kinda hosed up on it, so just look at the 1st page.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 20:34

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Here's the Chargers picks I made all together:

1st round- Dee Ford, LB Auburn
2nd round- Marcus Martin, OG
3rd round- Kelcy Quarles, DE South Carolina
4th round- Adrian Hubbard, OLB Alabama
5th round- Victor Hampton, CB/KR South Carolina

I think it's a pretty solid draft so far, but I'm not sure a lot of Chargers fans are gonna like it. Both Hampton and Quarles being in trouble for hitting some dude in the face with a Hookah was an interesting thing I didn't realize until after I had gotten the former.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 22:44

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Texans draft so far

1: Jadeveon Clowney, beast
2: Jimmy Garrapolo, future HoFer QB alongside Tony Romo
3: Traded for Haloti Ngata
4: Joel Bitonio OT
4: Yawin Smallwood, hilarious name having ILB
4: Lache Seastrunk, great name having RB
5: Bruce Ellington, tiny WR
6: Justin Jones, enormous TE

Intruder fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Apr 30, 2014

# ? Apr 30, 2014 22:47

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Catfish Noodlin posted:

Here's the Chargers picks I made all together:

1st round- Dee Ford, LB Auburn
2nd round- Marcus Martin, OG
3rd round- Kelcy Quarles, DE South Carolina
4th round- Adrian Hubbard, OLB Alabama
5th round- Victor Hampton, CB/KR South Carolina

I think it's a pretty solid draft so far, but I'm not sure a lot of Chargers fans are gonna like it. Both Hampton and Quarles being in trouble for hitting some dude in the face with a Hookah was an interesting thing I didn't realize until after I had gotten the former.

Good players, but they really do need more secondary help. If you have more picks (and the thread actually gets that far), you might consider CBs Byndom or Hal to add to Hampton.

Intruder posted:

Texans draft so far

1: Jadeveon Clowney, beast
2: Jimmy Garrapolo, future HoFer QB alongside Tony Romo
3: Traded for Haloli Ngata
4: Joel Bitonio OT
4: Yawin Smallwood, hilarious name having ILB
4: Lache Seastrunk, great name having RB
5: Bruce Ellington, tiny WR
6: Justin Jones, enormous TE

Great haul.

# ? Apr 30, 2014 22:59

Regnevelc: Jan 12, 2003; I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

1. CJ Mosely, LB Alabama
2. Rashaad Reynolds, CB Oregon State
3. Travis Swanson, C Arkansas
4. Anthony Johnson, DT LSU
5. Tom Savage, QB Pittsburgh
6. TBD

I like it.

# ? May 1, 2014 00:12

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kelvin Benjamin
Will Clarke
John Dowling
Chris Davis
Tajh Boyd
TBA
TBA

Good depth and a few starters, too!

# ? May 1, 2014 00:16

smuggler: Apr 23, 2007; INSULTING THE PACKERS IS NOT AGAINST FORUM RULES, MORON

Parm, your draft is horrible...

:negative:

E: I do think Will Clarke was an awesome pick.

# ? May 1, 2014 03:08

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

I just drafted a tall skinny fast guy from the SEC. Someone else is on the clock now!

# ? May 1, 2014 03:49

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

smuggler posted:

Parm, your draft is horrible...

E: I do think Will Clarke was an awesome pick.

Do you doubt the playing ability of Mr. Tajh Boyd himself????

# ? May 1, 2014 14:26

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Athanatos is on the clock.

# ? May 1, 2014 14:29

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

And in.

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 14:53 on May 1, 2014

# ? May 1, 2014 14:42

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Packers up.

# ? May 1, 2014 16:17

smuggler: Apr 23, 2007; INSULTING THE PACKERS IS NOT AGAINST FORUM RULES, MORON

Nah. I traded away all my remaining picks. My guess is it belongs to the Bills or Bengals, but I am not sure as I am at a Hoooey Lewis concert tonight and therefore not at the home.

E: Just read thru the thread and yes that pick got shipped to the Bills (according to my post). Idk what became of it since then.

smuggler fucked around with this message at 01:17 on May 2, 2014

# ? May 2, 2014 01:03

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

WELL THEN

I forgot about this. Uh

# ? May 2, 2014 05:51

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Patriots do that thing there where you pick a guy

# ? May 2, 2014 13:56

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Steal of the draft ps

# ? May 2, 2014 15:58

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Someone harass Burger Trench please

# ? May 2, 2014 22:09

smuggler: Apr 23, 2007; INSULTING THE PACKERS IS NOT AGAINST FORUM RULES, MORON

I am going to put in two selections for the Titans in 20 mins.

E: yeah the OP wasnt updated.

smuggler fucked around with this message at 14:22 on May 5, 2014

# ? May 5, 2014 04:26

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

But I already did that smuggler

# ? May 5, 2014 14:17

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

6 New England Patriots from Philadelphia[R6 - 3]

this is the pick we are stuck on

# ? May 5, 2014 15:33

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Sorry I've kind of lost my inclination to go in and update after each and every pick. I'll update whenever the next pick comes in I guess

# ? May 5, 2014 16:13

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Since it was my pick originally, you just want me to take it for the eagles?

# ? May 5, 2014 17:05

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Yeah just do it

# ? May 5, 2014 17:36

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# ? May 13, 2024 12:58

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

It's been 4 days and Burger Trench last said:

Burger Trench posted:

I mean I've run the "Patriots draft Rutgers players" joke into ground and I can hardly recognize any names in the second round, let alone, like, the sixth. Might be time to call it a wrap.

If he doesn't have PM to bug him...maybe

# ? May 5, 2014 17:36

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