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Portals
Apr 18, 2012

ladyboy pancake posted:

i need to add a lady component to my sig.

stick a dildo in there

I am so happy with these cats

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Vagithug
Dec 27, 2012

by Ralp
Which lady has the best hair in this thread? Thanks for the responses!

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

ladyboy pancake posted:

i need to add a lady component to my sig.

2ez

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Vagithug posted:

Which lady has the best hair in this thread? Thanks for the responses!

InvisibleMonkey, probably

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
here is the kickass kiwi body-painting video i was talking about a few days ago (tw: beautiful titzzzzz)

her name is gina kiel and she owns

here are some sexy sloths from the same artist

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

ladyboy pancake posted:

i need to add a lady component to my sig.

its p good already tho

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

Dead Man Posting posted:

Nessa: have you ever drawn a cool s before?

I don't think so.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

ladyboy pancake posted:

i need to add a lady component to my sig.

mr. capps has still not forgiven me for making that sig

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

i do not like water

i do like fishs, also looking at them, while they swim and/or do other fish things

how to reconcile

i don't drink water because that's where fish have sex

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
moved to germany, so what

BattleCake
Mar 12, 2012


agreed

edit: haha I just saw your selfie from way back, noice facial expression :buddy:

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
hi hegel

Schmetterling
Apr 1, 2011

Avshalom posted:

here is the kickass kiwi body-painting video i was talking about a few days ago (tw: beautiful titzzzzz)

her name is gina kiel and she owns

here are some sexy sloths from the same artist



Coooooool painting. I like the finished photo.

HEY GAL posted:

moved to germany, so what

Cool location. I started duolingo German! Du bist toll

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

hi av

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Hi av and hegel.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
*gnashes teeth ferociously*
















:3:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
no dark souls tonight I think :v:

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Suzuki Method posted:

I have never had problems with my eyebrows, they have really nice shape and thickness on their own and don't need a lot of work to upkeep :shobon:

but, while we are talking about makeup, someone PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO COVER UP REALLY BAD DARK CIRCLES, PLEASE.

STIPPLE

stipple like you're in tenth grade and doing a pointillist portrait of Kurt Cobain

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Avshalom posted:

*gnashes teeth ferociously*
















:3:

*growls, while having not yet learned to open eyes*

Schmetterling
Apr 1, 2011

detectivemonkey posted:

*growls, while having not yet learned to open eyes*

You don't need open eyes to bite nibble ferociously

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


HEY GAL posted:

moved to germany, so what

:toot: congrats!

detectivemonkey posted:

Hi av and hegel.

Hi av and hegel and detectivemonkey

Amsky I am not an international criminal, I just knew some really unsavoury people in my teens that I hope to never ever see again.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
spider dude's spider overflow

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Pick posted:

spider dude's spider overflow



all of them just sitting there in their cups.. waiting, watching, for the perfect moment to escape and take over.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Pick posted:

spider dude's spider overflow



send each of us a spidercup for christmas

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
just gonna post here so i can look at my post history itt and see exactly how awful it was



MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
spiders are cool

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
steal one and give it to me

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

steal one and give it to me

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Are you leaving? Did I miss something? I need my pig stories, GH.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

poopkitty posted:

Are you leaving? Did I miss something? I need my pig stories, GH.

This was pretty bad

Globo-Hitler III posted:

Your father sheds a single tear. A man writhes naked next to him. Her brown nipples press against the young man's chest. "It is the only way to bring him to our side," she says. His mouth slurps a mouthful of nipple. "Mother," he says, "it has been too long."

"I am subverting your tropes," said the young princess.

to be fair, that was part of an ongoing drunk convo, but i must atone for my sins nonetheless



Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Globo-Hitler III posted:

This was pretty bad


to be fair, that was part of an ongoing drunk convo, but i must atone for my sins nonetheless

it is okay

arfjason was going on a kirkesque tangent and said far more terrifying things

you are absolved of your sins

also I loving love this gif

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Have you ever had to clean ferrets? It can be something else.

And then they still stink and your bathroom stinks and your whole house reeks.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

viscous wolves posted:

send each of us a spider divacup for christmas

BattleCake
Mar 12, 2012

Captain Candiru posted:

Have you ever had to clean ferrets? It can be something else.

And then they still stink and your bathroom stinks and your whole house reeks.

I wish they didn't stink so much. Ferrets are so goddamn cute

viscous wolves posted:

also I loving love this gif


Same. :kimchi:

BattleCake fucked around with this message at 08:25 on May 1, 2014

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
spiders are a good source of protein

they taste kind of like really sappy wood, with a better consistency

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Guinea pigs I find quite adorable and they make good noises too.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Al Borland posted:

Guinea pigs I find quite adorable and they make good noises too.

:siren: this is an extremely good opinion :siren:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

viscous wolves posted:

:siren: this is an extremely good opinion :siren:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7AyRDKMJ2c

Portals
Apr 18, 2012


thank you al :kimchi:

the majority of those squeaks are not real guinea pig squeaks and were edited in, but oh my gosh those kittens

here is a guinea pig making a wide range of happy noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAhlDoWCVhc

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

viscous wolves posted:

thank you al :kimchi:

the majority of those squeaks are not real guinea pig squeaks and were edited in, but oh my gosh those kittens

here is a guinea pig making a wide range of happy noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAhlDoWCVhc

The squeaks are appreciated.

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