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Doltos posted:Here's my Battleship Lorenzen story. That is one way the nfl could really learn from the AFL: backup QBs tossing bombs to the cheap seats.
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Chris Gaines posted:Philip Rivers Cuomo I think you mean Philip Rivers Romo 
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Chichevache posted:That is one way the nfl could really learn from the AFL: backup QBs tossing bombs to the cheap seats. Jamarcus would get a contract so quickly. Especially if you were allowed to pelt the other sideline with snowballs.
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May 1, 2014 23:16
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swickles posted:Jamarcus would get a contract so quickly. Especially if you were allowed to pelt the other sideline with snowballs. Goodall would be forgiven for absolutely everything if he made a rule change that teams on the sidelines can throw snowballs after the snap.
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May 1, 2014 23:30
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Holy fuckin poo poo
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Traitorous Leopard posted:Holy fuckin poo poo Hahahah I didn't even see that until you posted it Holy poo poo DangerKat
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May 2, 2014 00:29
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Holy poo poo that's amazing
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May 2, 2014 00:30
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You guys missed the easiest one of those Jordan Cameron Jordan
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It's like a first name sandwich
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Michael Sam Hurd most interesting news cycle
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May 2, 2014 02:00
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Who was that dude who sang that song about the Bizmarck? Johnny Horton? Too bad Lorenzen doesn't lend it self to rhyming.
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BlindSite posted:Too bad Lorenzen doesn't lend it self to rhyming. What are you talking about? Resendin Mendin Just drop the g sound on an ing word and lorenzen rhymes with a lot of poo poo. Oh I'm just pretendin Nothing like Lorenzen I weight a buck-98 But his size is very great The QB who ducked down and threw the bomb, 300 pound and the champ of being that the quarterback who's really fat.
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May 2, 2014 12:14
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BlindSite posted:Who was that dude who sang that song about the Bizmarck? It doesn't have to rhyme. I already did song lyrics for him one page ago
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May 2, 2014 13:31
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Now these guys are all done.      The previous two.   If you click on them it takes you to the picture on imgur and then you can click again for big and then again for very big (3000 × 1500).
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May 2, 2014 14:48
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Owns. Make 'em fat guys and you'll win that challenge easily.
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May 2, 2014 14:59
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Dude those are awesome. Rock Island, Canton and the Dayton Triangles are so good. And even though I hate the Seahawks thing you kinda got going on with the Yellow Jackets it's still pretty good
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May 2, 2014 15:03
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Fat dude contest will end Monday evening, so everyone has some time to work on it.
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Rap posted:Dude those are awesome. Rock Island, Canton and the Dayton Triangles are so good. Do you mean like this or is there something else you're talking about? 
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May 2, 2014 15:23
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Darth Brooks posted:Do you mean like this or is there something else you're talking about? I actually mean the all-grays as away uniforms and just the general feel of all three. Seemed more in line with the Seahawks than say the super-classic 3-color uniforms like the Browns, Bears or Steelers. Not that there's anything wrong with that!!
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Frankford was an odd one to do. I had read that their original uniforms looked like this: Which lead to this really ugly retro worn by Philadelphia  I guess there's some question if that's actually Frankford or the first Philadelphia Eagles uni. I ended up using the blue and yellow but I tried making something that looked lived-in and had gone through some development.
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The Yellow Jackets look a lot like the current Jags uniform with the shoulder colors and whatnot. I think the best ones out of the new bunch in the Maroons and Rock Island. Maroons look like the Tampa scheme done right and the Independents are just a classic style. The Oorang Indians...that color looks like they took the uniform offroading on a muddy day. The Steam roller treads are a cool idea, though I wonder if straight up and down was the best placement. How to they look on the shoulders or horizontally? Also have some NFL pokemon http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/05/nfl-pokemon.html
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May 2, 2014 16:20
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Now, when you say "really ugly retro"...
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May 2, 2014 16:33
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Darth Brooks posted:I guess there's some question if that's actually Frankford or the first Philadelphia Eagles uni. I ended up using the blue and yellow but I tried making something that looked lived-in and had gone through some development. The answer is both -- the Eagles used Frankford's last design as one of their first.
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I really like the home and away Indep uniforms, but the alternates seem a little plain. Still, that shade of green is really attractive. I do really like the alternates for Triangles, Bulldogs, and Maroons though. The stripe on the Triangles is the kinda thing that makes their kit really pop. That said, I don't think the typeface for the Maroon numbers looks right. It looks a little too... Calligraphic? Embellished? Having trouble finding the right word, but all their other text is no-nonsense sans-serif stuff and the numbers look like they came from the 18th century.
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 The numbers on the Maroons are the same font as on the helmet. The "M" comes from a patch the NFL put out and I strongly suspect they didn't really used it while the team was playing. When you're doing this many designs there's a tendency to grab at any even semi related design element and run with it. I see the resemblance between Frankford and the Jags. I wasn't happy with the first version of Frankford,  I ended up reworking the idea a lot. If anyone has ideas like Febreeze's idea with Providence's tire treads, share it. Febreeze had the idea of making a contest out of making designs and then turning them into (or having me turn them into) "real" uniforms. I like the idea, maybe it's something we can do after the draft. Also, if anyone wants to play with the template, it's here: http://darth-brooks.deviantart.com/art/Doug-Martin-Template-450283476
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God drat most of those are so awesome. my main idea is that you make me a hoodie of the horizontal-stripe Bulldogs uniform then give it to me for free. THanks
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Febreeze posted:The Yellow Jackets look a lot like the current Jags uniform with the shoulder colors and whatnot. I think the best ones out of the new bunch in the Maroons and Rock Island. Maroons look like the Tampa scheme done right and the Independents are just a classic style. These are all fantastic but I think I like Machamp Bailey the best. Brandon Weedle is a close second due to the hilariously goofy expression on his face.
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May 2, 2014 18:39
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All this Manziel talk and we've forgotten our old hero http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-forgotten-prince/
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Febreeze posted:All this Manziel talk and we've forgotten our old hero Hooray Jesus. Something about how Tebow is drawn is really cool. Not sure what it is.
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Athanatos posted:Hooray Jesus. I imagine it's that he refuses to shower because he's run out of spare eye black strips, and he can't go through life without them on.
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Febreeze posted:All this Manziel talk and we've forgotten our old hero Is that a cock'n'balls symbol on the laptop?!? 
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May 3, 2014 20:38
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He's drowning his sorrows with seltzer water. Beautiful.
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My incredible self importance is amazed there isn't a joke about me somewhere in there
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What a slob, look at all that sock on the floor.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:My incredible self importance is amazed there isn't a joke about me somewhere in there Mine is convinced that I inspired the title so at least we can be jerks together 
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EVGA Longoria posted:I'd like to propose (and bankroll) the next Farthouse contest: Oh my god, Becky. Look at his arm! It's so big! He looks like one of those rap guy's friends. Who understands those rap guys? They only talk to him because he looks like a total star. I mean, his arm, it's just so big. I can't believe it's so buff and like out there, I mean pssh, gross! Look, he's just so black!  I LIKE BIG QUARTERBACKS AND I CANNOT LIE! You other pundits can't deny. That when a QB walks in with an 4.1 40 dash And a spiral in your face You get sprung, wanna grab your clipboard 'Cause you notice that bicep was stuffed Deep in the jersey he's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh heisman, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that arm you got makes me so hyper Ooh, mobile risk-taker You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, wow me, wow me 'Cause you ain't a 3rd-rounder I've seen them playin' To hell with tradin' (down) He's sweat, wet, Got it throwin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' dink'n'dunk's the thing Take the average black man and ask him that He gotta unleash the dragon So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your QB got the arm? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to go deep! (Go deep!) Go deep! (Go deep!) Go deep! (Go deep!) Throw that dragon deep! QB got arm!
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He's wet?  I'm sure this is easier to put on than anything I've done recently. It's just that white that's so difficult to keep pure while working with other colors. Throwback - Minnesota Vikingss  Hmn go green or go blue for the Packers next week? Well at least I have time to think about it.
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There is a place between seasons. If you find yourself there, the breeze, the draft is the signalling of the coming fall. Sprouts shoot forth to thrive and die for soon the winter comes. In the seed there is no certainty and the tall oaks from earlier years swallow the Sun for there is only one Tom Brady.
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animeluva1 posted:He's wet? This is awesome. I seriously think NFL cheerleaders should do these for their respective teams at games.
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Wilford Cutlery posted:This is awesome. I seriously think NFL cheerleaders should do these for their respective teams at games. That's lame. Make the players do it and fine them when they don't.
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