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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
WELCOME TO FARTHOUSE 4.0



Farthouse - Noun - The Football Arthouse, called the Farthouse for short. A place of imagination and stupidity related to football and the place to post all your football jokes/creations that would get you yelled at for derailing in other threads

-Avatars! Avatars of any kind, request it here!
-Gifs! Either from the games or jokes
-bad photoshops
-illustrations
-Comics
-pretty much everything

The Farthouse has made wonders featured on ESPN, Deadspin, SB Nation, Bleacher Report, CBS NBC and ABC sports, and tons of smaller sports blogs all over the great internet sports world. It is a unique place. For a highlight reel of the previous thread, check out this sweet video made by our own Silly Burrito using Diqnol's amazing soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHYTTEOQf4



We now have two official goon comics running out of the Farthouse as well! Comics that started right here in TFF. Going on for 2 years, is the comic made by yours truly, Febreeze: http://www.thedrawplay.com/. The Draw play updates thrice weekly and I usually make some extra content for goons and post it around here. Updates can be followed via the thread, but also at my twitter @DrawPlayDave and @TheDrawPlay. Also on the facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/TheDrawPlayComic. Also, remember: There is always a Sexy Rexy. I also like to put TFF Goon cameos in the comic, so PM me a pic if you'd like to one day see your likeness in it.

In case you weren't aware, I also do a weekly piece for KissingSuzyKolber. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/author/david-rappoccio



We also have a new comic in the thread, http://www.toomuchmustard.com/. Made by our own Toaster Beef, updates basically once a day and rather different in style to The Draw Play. It's facebook page is here: https://www.facebook.com/TooMuchMustard and Mr Beef can be followed on twitter here: @comicsansisokay. Also, he might be dead.

To counter all that testosterone, the Farthouse doesn't discriminate the ladies. animeluva1 has gone through the entire league and created awesome eye makeup templates good for gameday or toxxes


http://eyeshadowformation.wordpress.com/

We also have our own humor blog now! Glorious Fart master Ehud has put together Football And Rational Thoughts (F.A.R.T.), a blog for us to write whatever we feel is funny, or sad, or insightful. Many goons have contributed already and it's off to a great start.

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/



Nrr makes songs sometimes
https://soundcloud.com/user237822301

Cucka also records some stuff for the good of Fart
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ0ZJjZXScwbSDySNTkYZUQ

We also have http://www.tfffilms.com/. A site sort of managed by Silly Burrito, who has made videos for the farthouse. Any videos the Farthouse produces will end up on here.

This time around I'm going to try and moderate (or let an actual mod like Kalli decide) the occasional contest. Like when we all drew Peyton Manning's head. Awards can be decided before it happens, but it will probably be avatars/free requests.

Most importantly, :siren: NOTHING IS TOO LAME A FART :siren: Posts like "I'd contribute but I'm terrible at photoshop/drawing boo hoo" are NOT ACCEPTABLE and will now be punished by the thread. We don't care if the picture sucks or if you have no talent. If you have a funny idea and can only draw bad MS Paint stick figures, then for the sake of the Football gods, do it. A crappy MS Paint is better than a post complaining that you can't even MS paint. Hell, the worse a thing looks sometimes the funnier it gets. That's why Ehud is the best poster in the thread. While the thread also tends to favor the NFL, College ball is more than welcome too. So is Canadian, Australian, and Arena.All football is welcome, except soccer. gently caress that.

It also doesn't have to be illustrations. Poetry is art, and the last thread started off with 3 pages of sheer gold. We accept people re-lyricing songs, making songs themselves. There is so much fart yet to see the world, don't hold back. We don't judge in the Farthouse. Our fart derails are the best thing about the thread, from valentine cards to "inspirational" quotes to peyton manning MS paints. Farting always feels better than holding it in. Let that Fart be free.

It's time to let'er rip.

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Sep 4, 2014

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I just wanted to also put this great tutorial by Darth Brooks in the OP, because it's fantastic.

Darth Brooks posted:

Ok, ready for a massive :effort: post?

I did a tutorial about setting up a football uniform so you can edit the colors in it. I thought I'd share. This is a set of three copy/paste jobs.
________________________________________________

Now a bit about Darken, Multiply and their do goody goody twins Lighten and Screen.

These are blend modes. They decide how an upper layer blends into a lower one. Hue is decided like so 100%=pure white 0%= pure black.

Darken used the darkest pixel value. If a lower pixel is darker than the upper one, it keeps the value the same. If your top layer is 50% and bottom 25%, it stays at the 25%.

Multiply takes both layers into account regardless of which is darker. If your top layer is 50% and bottom 25%, it becomes 13% (really 12.5%).



Lighten works in reverse of darken. It takes the highest pixel value. If your top layer is 50% and bottom 25%, it keeps the 50%.

Screen Works the reverse of Multiply. If your top layer is 50% and bottom 25%, it becomes 63% (really 62.5%).

What this means is that you will get much more realistic color if you use Multiply and Screen than Darken and Lighten. M&S are much more universal.



If you look at the middle image, some of the shadows on the original image have a darker hue value than the red that is being applied so you have this unrealistic gray in the shadows. With Multiply the red is applied evenly and the shadows that were darker than the surrounding areas still have the same contrast.

Doing the same with a bit of grass from our starter image.



The grass on the right isn't perfect but it's a great deal better than the mess on the left. It needs work, in part because there's color in the shadows that is missing. But for that we'll need to use masks. And that's next.

Now on to using masks.

Masks are a way of cutting a area of an image without destroying it. Masking a layer is an incredibly flexible way of handling a section of an image. To show you this in action we're going to work with a dandelion. The point of this demo is to show how you can make very fine selections



Wikipedia is providing the dandelion. First, look at the channels tab. We're looking for the one with the most contrast between what we want to get rid of and what we want to keep.



The blue channel is the best for this little demo. The channel you'll choose will vary image by image. Next, increase the contrast as gently as you can. You want the stuff you're going to keep to be white and the stuff you're getting rid of black. Whether you work in black first and then invert the image is up to you. Sometimes that works out best.


In progress.


This is what you want to end up with.

Next, go to Select>Load Selection> whatever you named that channel as, then hit the Add Vector Mask button.

This is the result. The Dandelion is separated with all the little detail preserved.


Because this is a Sports Logo board, here's the Dandelion on a football field.



I did have to do a little adjusting. The exterior edges still kept some of the greens, so I made a duplicate layer. The first layer is cut in a little. Loading the selection again, I feathered the edge, then deleted the selection. This cut in the edge. The layer below was set to Screen. That gave the image that very light edge that Dandelions have.

So how does this apply to football?

We'll take another look at our football player.



I cleaned up the image a little bit, removing the players in the back and cropping it down to where it's focused on the player. The original is washed out so I increased the contrast. First thing up is the grass. I wanted to work on the light and dark parts of the grass separately. The black and white is a division between colors that were lighter or darker and they probably weren't the same colors.

I used the method above to made a mask for the darker colors and below it I did the greens and such. Without the original image it looked like this.



(note that there's a layer for the white lines as well)

Put together it looks like this.



You'll also note that the layers for the grass are in their own folder, which has a layer mask of it's own to keep the grass off the player, which has to be a first.

Next step on the player is making the uniform colors editable. You need an upper and lower light & shadow level. In English, one layer that looks like what the jersey would look like if it was white, one layer that looks like what the jersey would look like if it was black. You set the darker layer to Screen. This means that the reflections and highlights will show up no matter how dark the jersey gets. The lighter layer is set to multiply. This means that no matter how light the jersey gets, it still has the shadows and definition it would have if it was pure white.

The two layers work together so that you have a natural balance of lights and dark no matter what your jersey color. It was a bit difficult with this one because the image is so crude. This is what I came up with.



This is what it looks like in practice.



I had a few problems with the shine on the shoes. They could have been a separate layer, one that isn't affected by hue changes.

The psd is here if you want to play with it: http://darth-brooks.deviantart.com/art/A-template-using-a-very-old-college-player-442861902

If you want a set of photos to practice with I suggest you look here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/65516705@N00/sets/72157641816748303/ It's a set of photos of the new Buccaneer uniforms and the photos are huge. In case I didn't say this, it really helps to work larger than what you want your final image to be. (It hides a lot of errors)
______________________________________________________

Sometime later I want to put the guy in a modern uniform (at least in color and whatever uniform decorations there are (like the San Diego lightning pant stripes)

By the way, here is my 200th comic, in which I poo poo on Timbers fans
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/smug-soccer-fans/

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Apr 22, 2014

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Febreeze posted:

By the way, here is my 200th comic, in which I poo poo on Timbers fans
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/smug-soccer-fans/


the grinch-like smug smile in panel 4 is amazing

E: Also that's now 2 people you've punished by sticking on flag poles :patriot:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

I just wanted to also put this great tutorial by Darth Brooks in the OP, because it's fantastic.


By the way, here is my 200th comic, in which I poo poo on Timbers fans
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/smug-soccer-fans/

We were having a good time changing song lyrics in the last thread, so lets kick the thread off with that. Take a well known classic song and change the lyrics to football stuff. Also provide a link to the song on youtube so we can kind of sing along

I will never understand how someone can claim to be a soccer fan and then voluntarily follow American soccer. Its like being a basketball fan who dedicates themselves to a Jr High school team.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I miss TB. We need more TMM in our lives.

Also, lets kick off the thread with a "draw something in mspaint" contest. Whoever wants to offer up the prize gets to pick the theme.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I will never understand how someone can claim to be a soccer fan and then voluntarily follow American soccer. Its like being a basketball fan who dedicates themselves to a Jr High school team.

Some people want to support a local team that doesn't live 8 time zones away, but this is the Farthouse and gently caress getting a soccer derail on the first page.


I'm down for an MSPaint contest.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I lived with one of those :smug: "American" football vs. "real" football :smug: types in college so this comic was really cathartic, thank you.

Lost Season
Nov 28, 2013

I've already made an MSPaint!



This represents the sum total of my artistic abilities.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Lost Season posted:

I've already made an MSPaint!



This represents the sum total of my artistic abilities.

idgi

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Lost Season posted:

I've already made an MSPaint!



This represents the sum total of my artistic abilities.

This is actually a good theme.

:siren:MS Paint something related to "The lost season". Just use that as an idea. Whoever makes the consensus funniest picture will get a free picture out of me. Or an avatar, if that's your thing. Contest ends on friday. :siren:

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Apr 22, 2014

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Have a program!





:stare:

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Febreeze posted:

This is actually a good theme.

:siren:MS Paint something related to "The lost season". Just use that as an idea. Whoever makes the consensus funniest picture will get a free picture out of me. Or an avatar, if that's your thing. Contest ends on friday. :siren:

oh this is an easy one

much better

Parmesan Basil fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Apr 22, 2014

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.


Thanks for the link in the OP btw.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
My favorite play, 2 spiders Y banana

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
I had made this a while ago, and nobody laughed at it then, so I dunno what I'm thinking reposting it, but it seemed apropos, so

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!


:lost:

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Magicpants posted:

I had made this a while ago, and nobody laughed at it then, so I dunno what I'm thinking reposting it, but it seemed apropos, so


This rules. The art style is really fun, I like it.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Fantastic, hahahaha

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I made a Lost Season for Kawalimus.




the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
You forgot to mention how they didn't beat a certain team by enough points or something arbitrary like that.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

JRizzle posted:

You forgot to mention how they didn't beat a certain team by enough points or something arbitrary like that.

You're not in the right mindset. The real problem is that they only beat the Steelers by 31 and 24 points in their two meetings, while the Bengals beat them by 40 and 21 points.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Slate Action fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Apr 23, 2014

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
You guys are awesome, some of these farts so far are pretty awesome, but reading that new OP just reminded me of how much I miss Toaster Beef :smith:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
I'm touched, even if it wasn't directed at me.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Fenrir posted:

You guys are awesome, some of these farts so far are pretty awesome, but reading that new OP just reminded me of how much I miss Toaster Beef :smith:

What happened to Toaster Beef?

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Breaky posted:

What happened to Toaster Beef?

He just sorta went quiet :smith:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
My contribution

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Fenrir posted:

He just sorta went quiet :smith:

It's the off season. He might be back in force once the training camp, preseason, et al. begin again.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Febreeze I love the latest Draw Play. It's also hilarious how obnoxious American soccer fans are about the "football vs. football" issue compared to actual soccer fans from actual soccer-loving countries, even loving England. Even in Manchester I never heard any fans try to pull that stuff when I was telling them. The closest I came was my academic advisor telling me NFL games reminded him of trench warfare.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Reposting something from Farthaus 3 I made that is relevant to The Lost Season

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Qwijib0 posted:

So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha. OH DEAR GOD.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Qwijib0 posted:

So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc

I started laughing uncontrollably, and then the tempo went up and I just...I just couldn't laugh any more.

The laughter has failed. Your video has broken it.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Qwijib0 posted:

So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc

I'm pretty sure this is the fastest I've ever 5'd a thread.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I had another lost season idea, but it was basically just a poster like for lost dogs and such that reads:

quote:

LOST

14 seasons

If found, please return to the Paterno family.


No reward.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Qwijib0 posted:

So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc

gently caress it Close the thread.

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