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WELCOME TO FARTHOUSE 4.0 Farthouse - Noun - The Football Arthouse, called the Farthouse for short. A place of imagination and stupidity related to football and the place to post all your football jokes/creations that would get you yelled at for derailing in other threads -Avatars! Avatars of any kind, request it here! -Gifs! Either from the games or jokes -bad photoshops -illustrations -Comics -pretty much everything The Farthouse has made wonders featured on ESPN, Deadspin, SB Nation, Bleacher Report, CBS NBC and ABC sports, and tons of smaller sports blogs all over the great internet sports world. It is a unique place. For a highlight reel of the previous thread, check out this sweet video made by our own Silly Burrito using Diqnol's amazing soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHYTTEOQf4 We now have two official goon comics running out of the Farthouse as well! Comics that started right here in TFF. Going on for 2 years, is the comic made by yours truly, Febreeze: http://www.thedrawplay.com/. The Draw play updates thrice weekly and I usually make some extra content for goons and post it around here. Updates can be followed via the thread, but also at my twitter @DrawPlayDave and @TheDrawPlay. Also on the facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/TheDrawPlayComic. Also, remember: There is always a Sexy Rexy. I also like to put TFF Goon cameos in the comic, so PM me a pic if you'd like to one day see your likeness in it. In case you weren't aware, I also do a weekly piece for KissingSuzyKolber. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/author/david-rappoccio We also have a new comic in the thread, http://www.toomuchmustard.com/. Made by our own Toaster Beef, updates basically once a day and rather different in style to The Draw Play. It's facebook page is here: https://www.facebook.com/TooMuchMustard and Mr Beef can be followed on twitter here: @comicsansisokay. Also, he might be dead. To counter all that testosterone, the Farthouse doesn't discriminate the ladies. animeluva1 has gone through the entire league and created awesome eye makeup templates good for gameday or toxxes http://eyeshadowformation.wordpress.com/ We also have our own humor blog now! Glorious Fart master Ehud has put together Football And Rational Thoughts (F.A.R.T.), a blog for us to write whatever we feel is funny, or sad, or insightful. Many goons have contributed already and it's off to a great start. http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/ Nrr makes songs sometimes https://soundcloud.com/user237822301 Cucka also records some stuff for the good of Fart https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ0ZJjZXScwbSDySNTkYZUQ We also have http://www.tfffilms.com/. A site sort of managed by Silly Burrito, who has made videos for the farthouse. Any videos the Farthouse produces will end up on here. This time around I'm going to try and moderate (or let an actual mod like Kalli decide) the occasional contest. Like when we all drew Peyton Manning's head. Awards can be decided before it happens, but it will probably be avatars/free requests. Most importantly, NOTHING IS TOO LAME A FART Posts like "I'd contribute but I'm terrible at photoshop/drawing boo hoo" are NOT ACCEPTABLE and will now be punished by the thread. We don't care if the picture sucks or if you have no talent. If you have a funny idea and can only draw bad MS Paint stick figures, then for the sake of the Football gods, do it. A crappy MS Paint is better than a post complaining that you can't even MS paint. Hell, the worse a thing looks sometimes the funnier it gets. That's why Ehud is the best poster in the thread. While the thread also tends to favor the NFL, College ball is more than welcome too. So is Canadian, Australian, and Arena.All football is welcome, except soccer. gently caress that. It also doesn't have to be illustrations. Poetry is art, and the last thread started off with 3 pages of sheer gold. We accept people re-lyricing songs, making songs themselves. There is so much fart yet to see the world, don't hold back. We don't judge in the Farthouse. Our fart derails are the best thing about the thread, from valentine cards to "inspirational" quotes to peyton manning MS paints. Farting always feels better than holding it in. Let that Fart be free. It's time to let'er rip. Febreeze fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Sep 4, 2014 |
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I just wanted to also put this great tutorial by Darth Brooks in the OP, because it's fantastic. Darth Brooks posted:Ok, ready for a massive post? By the way, here is my 200th comic, in which I poo poo on Timbers fans http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/smug-soccer-fans/ Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Apr 22, 2014 |
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Febreeze posted:By the way, here is my 200th comic, in which I poo poo on Timbers fans the grinch-like smug smile in panel 4 is amazing E: Also that's now 2 people you've punished by sticking on flag poles
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Febreeze posted:I just wanted to also put this great tutorial by Darth Brooks in the OP, because it's fantastic. I will never understand how someone can claim to be a soccer fan and then voluntarily follow American soccer. Its like being a basketball fan who dedicates themselves to a Jr High school team.
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I miss TB. We need more TMM in our lives. Also, lets kick off the thread with a "draw something in mspaint" contest. Whoever wants to offer up the prize gets to pick the theme.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I will never understand how someone can claim to be a soccer fan and then voluntarily follow American soccer. Its like being a basketball fan who dedicates themselves to a Jr High school team. Some people want to support a local team that doesn't live 8 time zones away, but this is the Farthouse and gently caress getting a soccer derail on the first page. I'm down for an MSPaint contest.
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# ? Apr 22, 2014 21:20 |
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I lived with one of those "American" football vs. "real" football types in college so this comic was really cathartic, thank you.
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I've already made an MSPaint! This represents the sum total of my artistic abilities.
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Lost Season posted:I've already made an MSPaint! idgi
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Lost Season posted:I've already made an MSPaint! This is actually a good theme. MS Paint something related to "The lost season". Just use that as an idea. Whoever makes the consensus funniest picture will get a free picture out of me. Or an avatar, if that's your thing. Contest ends on friday. Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Apr 22, 2014 |
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Have a program!
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# ? Apr 22, 2014 21:54 |
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Febreeze posted:This is actually a good theme. oh this is an easy one much better Parmesan Basil fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Apr 22, 2014 |
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Thanks for the link in the OP btw.
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# ? Apr 22, 2014 22:55 |
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My favorite play, 2 spiders Y banana
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I had made this a while ago, and nobody laughed at it then, so I dunno what I'm thinking reposting it, but it seemed apropos, so
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Magicpants posted:I had made this a while ago, and nobody laughed at it then, so I dunno what I'm thinking reposting it, but it seemed apropos, so This rules. The art style is really fun, I like it.
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Fantastic, hahahaha
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I made a Lost Season for Kawalimus.
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You forgot to mention how they didn't beat a certain team by enough points or something arbitrary like that.
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JRizzle posted:You forgot to mention how they didn't beat a certain team by enough points or something arbitrary like that. You're not in the right mindset. The real problem is that they only beat the Steelers by 31 and 24 points in their two meetings, while the Bengals beat them by 40 and 21 points.
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Slate Action fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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You guys are awesome, some of these farts so far are pretty awesome, but reading that new OP just reminded me of how much I miss Toaster Beef
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I'm touched, even if it wasn't directed at me.
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Fenrir posted:You guys are awesome, some of these farts so far are pretty awesome, but reading that new OP just reminded me of how much I miss Toaster Beef What happened to Toaster Beef?
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Breaky posted:What happened to Toaster Beef? He just sorta went quiet
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My contribution
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Fenrir posted:He just sorta went quiet It's the off season. He might be back in force once the training camp, preseason, et al. begin again.
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Febreeze I love the latest Draw Play. It's also hilarious how obnoxious American soccer fans are about the "football vs. football" issue compared to actual soccer fans from actual soccer-loving countries, even loving England. Even in Manchester I never heard any fans try to pull that stuff when I was telling them. The closest I came was my academic advisor telling me NFL games reminded him of trench warfare.
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# ? Apr 23, 2014 01:55 |
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Reposting something from Farthaus 3 I made that is relevant to The Lost Season
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# ? Apr 23, 2014 02:09 |
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So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc
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Qwijib0 posted:So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics. Hahahahahahahahhahahaha. OH DEAR GOD.
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Qwijib0 posted:So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics. I started laughing uncontrollably, and then the tempo went up and I just...I just couldn't laugh any more. The laughter has failed. Your video has broken it.
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Qwijib0 posted:So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics. I'm pretty sure this is the fastest I've ever 5'd a thread.
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I had another lost season idea, but it was basically just a poster like for lost dogs and such that reads:quote:LOST
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Qwijib0 posted:So I made a thing with IcePhoenix's lyrics. gently caress it Close the thread.
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