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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

MeramJert posted:

I just caught up on the last 3000 posts in this thread :eyepop:

You have more dedication than Jozy.

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

I couldn't stop reading

J Hume
Apr 23, 2013

What is the best number?

MeramJert posted:

I just caught up on the last 3000 posts in this thread :eyepop:

What have you learned?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

J Hume posted:

What have you learned?

Jozy

Is

poo poo

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Future World Cup Golden Boot Winner


Xbox One
Apr 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 481 days!

MeramJert posted:

I just caught up on the last 3000 posts in this thread :eyepop:

Not to hard to catch up with Jozy.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

quote:

I really can't tell for sure but the team always seemed reluctant to pass JA the ball, even before he spent half a season mucking around and not scoring but a couple of goals and a robbery.

They really do pass the ball to Wiki. I have heard the argument that Wiki makes better runs, but I have seen JA looking like the only human being on planet earth he had so much space, and still they would rahter bomb a thirty five yarder into row Zed than pass to him. When Wiki is on the field they pass him the ball.



Wiki (which is short for Wikileaks...which is what my pals over at bigsoccer call Wickham)

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

I'm buckled over at the fact the three notable things Jozy has done for Sunderland this season all lead from literal mistakes.

Also, mods rename me row zed

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Wiki < JA when it comes to S'land

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Shrapnig posted:

Jozy

Is

poo poo

Yes, this

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

I Feast On Dogshit posted:

I'm buckled over at the fact the three notable things Jozy has done for Sunderland this season all lead from literal mistakes.

Also, mods rename me row zed

Whose soccer ball is this?

-It's a football, baby.

Whose football is this?

-It's Zed's.

Who's Zed?

-Row Zed, baby. Row Zed.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Ewar Woowar posted:

Wiki (which is short for Wikileaks...which is what my pals over at bigsoccer call Wickham)

The rise of Wickham and the bigsoccer crews inability to process it is one of my favourite things about this whole deal.

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002
Michael Caley's so ballistic, Jozy's so atrocious

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

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Ewar Woowar posted:

Future World Cup Golden Boot Winner




even his signature is lazy

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

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Ewar Woowar posted:

Wiki (which is short for Wikileaks...which is what my pals over at bigsoccer call Wickham)

is that from the post or did you make that bit up, I literally can't tell any more

Wiki

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

Annnnnnd...Conor Wickham just won EPL Player Of The Month for April.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

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Pipski posted:

Annnnnnd...Conor Wickham just won EPL Player Of The Month for April.

Ahahahah yes yes yes

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Skinty McEdger posted:

The rise of Wickham and the bigsoccer crews inability to process it is one of my favourite things about this whole deal.

Yeah I was worried that Jozy not playing at all would put an end to the high quality match analysis we've come to expect, but the gift keeps on giving.

E: oh hell yeah, can't wait to see the Wikileaks posts now

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Pipski posted:

Annnnnnd...Conor Wickham just won EPL Player Of The Month for April.

clear bias, CLEAR BIAS

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Player of the month? Try athlete of the year asstard

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Pipski posted:

Annnnnnd...Conor Wickham just won EPL Player Of The Month for April.

it seems like if you like laughing at jozy this season has been literally perfect

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

reminder that if it wasnt for the presence and strength of jozy then wickham wouldnt have picked up that award

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Pipski posted:

Annnnnnd...Conor Wickham just won EPL Player Of The Month for April.

Shameful display of racism by the FA there.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Ewar Woowar posted:

Future World Cup Golden Boot Winner




Why is this all holographic

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Pissflaps posted:

Why is this all holographic

Its the future, Pissflaps.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Pissflaps posted:

Why is this all holographic

Perhaps a holographic jozy is good at football

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
From an interview with FIFA 08 cover star Josmer:

IGN: Speaking of playing in Europe, I heard Freddy Adu (your teammate on the U-20 National Team just signed with Benfica in Portugal. If you get the chance to go play for a club in Europe who would you hope to play for?

Altidore: Maybe Barcelona. It would be great to play alongside a guy like Henry. He's a great player. As for Freddy, I'm couldn't be happier for him. I think it's a perfect opportunity to show the world what he can do, and I think he's gonna do really well there.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Byolante posted:

Perhaps a holographic jozy is good at football

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010


hahaha

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

I just loled irl

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

jaja

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

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euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

lol this loving thread

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

euroboy posted:

lol this loving thread

Just think after this season long feast we still have the World Cup to come, it's really been wonderful

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003




well goddamn

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Baldo di Gregorio posted:

Just think after this season long feast we still have the World Cup to come, it's really been wonderful

it might be the greatest football thread ever, and i've read them all

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Maybe he should have laid off the red and blue pill and gone for the Dexatrim.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

lol

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