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Baldo di Gregorio posted:Just think after this season long feast we still have the World Cup to come, it's really been wonderful And Jozy will actually start in the WC, and he'll be on the receiving end of service from a white guy with dreadlocks
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Jozie La Gorge
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lmao this thread always delivers shot matrix zones indeed.
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welcome to the desert of the Real more like dessert hes fat lol
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chuggo is BACK posted:welcome to the desert of the Real welcome to the desert of the really bad players also known as the UAE
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And tell me, Mr. Altidore, what good is a football if you are unable to score?
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Pissflaps posted:And tell me, Mr. Altidore, what lol
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May 2, 2014 16:39
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The Big Soccer Yanks Abroad end of season award voting started today. Jozy didn't get a single nomination.
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JOZY What are you trying to tell me? That I can score goals? BIG SOCCER No, Jozy. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
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vyelkin posted:
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FOOTBALL AGENT You disappoint me, Mr. Altidore. JOZY You ain't seen nothing yet.
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SPOON BOY Link yourself to the spoon. Become the spoon and bend yourself.
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Pissflaps posted:SPOON BOY Mmm, spoon *eats a tub of ice cream*
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vyelkin posted:
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vyelkin posted:
:keanu reeves whoa:
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vyelkin posted:
my sides
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cool football guy: stop trying to hit the target and hit the target
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Trinity: I know why you're here, Jozy. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Jozy. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. Jozy: Where is the buffet?
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Oracle: Big Soccer believes in you, Jozy. And no one, not you, not even me can convince him otherwise. He believes it so blindly that he's going to sacrifice his life to save yours. You're going to have to make a choice. In the one hand you'll have Big Soccer's life and in the other hand you'll have your own. One of you is going to die. Which one will be up to you. I'm sorry, kiddo, I really am. You have a good soul, and I hate giving good people bad news. Oh, don't worry about it. As soon as you step outside that door, you'll start feeling better. You'll remember you don't believe in any of this fate crap. You're in control of your own life, remember? Here, take a cookie. I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain. Jozy: Phwoar, chocolate chip and raisin. paddyboat fucked around with this message at 18:04 on May 2, 2014 |
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vyelkin posted:
loving yes
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Jozy: Dodge this! *steps on Cesar Azpilicueta* *does matrix moves*
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Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's soccer you're playing now?
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JOHN TERRY Woah!
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vyelkin posted:
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This thread is putting in a great shift. So un-Jozylike
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JOZY I know foot-ball. POYET Show me.
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atomic gog posted:JOZY lmao
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Jozy: Why do my legs hurt? Morpheus: You've never used them before.
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8raz posted:Jozy: Why do my legs hurt? lmao
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8raz posted:Jozy: Why do my legs hurt? Yessss
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8raz posted:Jozy: Why do my legs hurt? top bantz this
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8raz posted:Jozy: Why do my legs hurt?
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8raz posted:Jozy: Why do my legs hurt? im loving this
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[Jozy sees a black cat walk by him, and then a similar black cat walk by them just like the first one] Jozy: Whoa. Déjà vu. [Everyone freezes right in their tracks] Trinity: What did you just say? Jozy: Nothing. Just had a little déjà vu. Trinity: What did you see? Cypher: What happened? Jozy: A black cat went past me, and then another that looked just like it. Trinity: How much like it? Was it the same cat? Jozy: It might have been. I'm not sure. Morpheus: Switch! Apoc! Jozy: What is it? Trinity: A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something. Poyet: Guys that was just Borini and then Wiki. Two separate black cats.
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Poyet: I'm willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in scoring a few goals. Jozy: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger... and you give me my burrito.
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Poyet: What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to score and score.
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Poyet: Throughout football history, we have been dependent on forwards scoring goals to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
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jozy: So what do you need? Besides a miracle. klinsmann: Goals. Lots of Goals.
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It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Jozy "many tools" Altidore, soccer player for the USMNT. You have acclaim, boss around island nations, and you... actually score goals. The other life is lived in an actual real league, where you go by the football alias "garbageman" and are guilty of virtually every football crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
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