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Poyet: Do you think that's cake you're eating now? Jozy: ... Poyet looks surprised Jozy stands up again and falls over almost immediately Poyet: Again! Poyet passes the ball to Jozy, faster now, who decides that the ball is a lost cause with incredible speed. Big Soccer: Jesus Christ he's fast! Take a look at his DZ SiBoTs, they're way above normal. Poyet and Jozy stop for a second Poyet: What are you waiting for, you're fatter than this. Don't think you are, know you are.
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8raz posted:Jozy: Why do my legs hurt? vyelkin posted:
Holy poo poo! I'm dead just like jozy's stint at Sunderland.
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I'm trying to free your mind, Jozy, but I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to fit through it.
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Poyet: You hear that Jozy?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your departure from Sunderland... Goodbye, Jozy... Jozy: My name... is Josmer.
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Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the goal. Jozy: What goal? [Jozy turns to look for the goal, and as he does, he trips over the ball sending it across to Borini who fires it into the net] Oracle: That goal. Jozy: I'm sorry... Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I got one of my kids to score it. Jozy: How did you know? Oracle: Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have fallen over if I hadn't said anything?
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I dont' even see the code anymore, all I see is poo poo, bad, terrible...
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Gigi Galli posted:I dont' even see the code anymore, all I see is poo poo, bad, terrible... i dont see the football anymore, all i see is SiBoT, SoBoT and Lg G/SoT....
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Funky Koval posted:Poyet: Throughout football history, we have been dependent on forwards scoring goals to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. hahaha yes yes yes
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jazzyhattrick posted:Poyet passes the ball to Jozy, faster now, who decides that the ball is a lost cause with incredible speed.
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R. Mute posted:It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Jozy "many tools" Altidore, soccer player for the USMNT. You have acclaim, boss around island nations, and you... actually score goals. The other life is lived in an actual real league, where you go by the football alias "garbageman" and are guilty of virtually every football crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
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Pipski posted:I'm trying to free your mind, Jozy, but I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to fit through it. loving lolz for days
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Morpheus: This is your last chance Mr. Poyet. After this, there is no turning back. You take the poo pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Sunderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
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Poyet: We've survived by hiding from them, by running from them. But they are the goalkeepers. They are guarding all the goals, they are holding all the balls. Which means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to score against them. Jozy: Someone? Poyet: I've seen a striker shoot through a concrete net; wingers have crossed balls at them and hit nothing but air; yet, their strength, and their speed, are still based in a world that is built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as poo poo, or as fat, as *you* can be.
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atomic gog posted:JOZY im going to loving die here
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I'm scared that the summer won't live up to it and we should just end the thread here but then I remember Jozy didn't end his PL career at Hull and I am renewed.
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I still can't believe the English are already hyping Wickham. When your nation is caught in a landslide towards irrelevance, you grab onto anything that brings hope.
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Monday Bandele posted:I still can't believe the English are already hyping Wickham. He will be On The Plane, OP.
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Monday Bandele posted:I still can't believe the English are already hyping Wickham. fyi Wickhamania has been running wild for a long time brother.
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I...wow.  I'm literally sitting with tears rolling down my cheeks, too loving funny
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this loving thread
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It's a good thread because there are always new and creative ways to celebrate our hero, Jozy Altidore. How can I dislike the man who has gifted us such joy? I hope he gets a goal today!
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I need him to score SIX more goals to reach my prediction itt
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I Feast On Dogshit posted:this loving thread
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