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Ewar Woowar posted:So now that promotion and relegation has been defeated in the United States and Canada, it is our manifest destiny to stamp it out abroad. It’s time for fans everywhere to overthrow this outdated, malicious, poisonous relic of Victorian aristocratic arrogance. There have been better models working for decades, and it’s time we liberated the world in the name of freedom and democracy. I must know where this came from.
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T Bowl posted:I must know where this came from. lol I thought it could only be a troll but it was a retarded big soccer post all along http://www.bigsoccer.com/soccer/dan-loney/2013/11/22/death-to-promotion-and-relegation/
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tetsman posted:lol I thought it could only be a troll but it was a retarded big soccer post all along It's the gift that keeps giving
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tetsman posted:lol I thought it could only be a troll but it was a retarded big soccer post all along I've only made it two paragraghs in and bloody hell: quote:Orlando City joins Seattle, Portland, Montreal and Vancouver as teams which spent millions upon millions of dollars to join a first division, rather than force their way in through victory on the field and through public opinion. Yes how dare those teams try and be better than other teams to play with the best teams 
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EvilHawk posted:I've only made it two paragraghs in and bloody hell: It's all about money, soccernomics mate
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As awful as Dan Loney usually is, how do you goofs not realize that's sarcasm?
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Shrapnig posted:The punctuation makes me want to murder. Which of the images mark's do you have a problem with?
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blue footed boobie posted:Which of the images mark's do you have a problem with? Your next !
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Shrapnig posted:The punctuation makes me want to murder. I felt sick looking at it.
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 quote:Street Activist: Street Activism takes you straight to the front line of our campaigns and should not be a commitment you take without firstly giving it serious thought. You will be expected to partake in all street based activity and be anywhere the Community need you to be to aid them in absolutely anything. Street Activists put themselves in harms way every single time they step out their front door to hit out at any target set to them. By becoming part of our street team you will be joining what we consider to be an incredible body of people which we call 'The Regiment'. Street Activists are expected to attend our monthly meetings in order to be kept firmly up-to-date on all Activity. At this moment in time we will only be accepting applications from those who stay within Scotland. Photo of massed ranks of 'the regiment' 
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8raz posted:I'm pretty sure that picture is from when Sagna broke his leg which makes this even better. Yup, that's the one.
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vaginal culture posted:Pretty true though tbh
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not not luvd posted:sherwood insists on playing paulinho who blatantly dcouldnt give a fook and is a complete tart anyway, whilst leaving hard players and committed servants like sandro on the bench and sends another gutsy player in holtby on loan to fulham. he then puts outside forwards alongside them in central midfield. He's right tbf, Sherwood's an utter fraud
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 "Man, you're poo poo!" "But I've got 50 thousand people screaming my name" "But not her..." 
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Gustavo Poyet strode triumphantly away from the beaten carcass of another foe and allowed himself a sly grin. He had arrived as the club with it facing the greatest peril in its history and yet, with the talent of a Zhukov, had emerged with the sun shinning upon his coal-black mane. The scalps he had taken were enormous. Mr Poyet knew this. Cheslea, Man City, Man Utd; titans of the game who proved no match for his talents. As he sauntered towards the mackem armada which greeted its King with an outburst of joy, he allowed his composure to slip; 'Tell me you never doubted me' he bellowed to his delirious kin. 'Tell me I have given life yo your hopes, I have given your most cherished dreams wings.' Blinking away tears he thought he saw a ghostly presence amongst the Mackem Army. A fellow draped in a fine jacket and a sturdy hat bouncing precariously upon his cranium as he danced with joy. 'Thanks Bob' Mr Poyet muttered, his chiselled cheekbones now lit by a smile which could be seen all the way to Montevideo.
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Fat Lowtax posted:Gustavo Poyet strode triumphantly away from the beaten carcass of another foe and allowed himself a sly grin. Yes yes yes
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Fat Lowtax posted:Gustavo Poyet strode triumphantly away from the beaten carcass of another foe and allowed himself a sly grin. This is beautiful
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I hope we meet Chelsea in the final of the Champions League next year, and completely humiliate them, I would say a Torress own goal but I doubt he will be there. Then when we win, all the players should form a bus, with Stevie as the driver  Or, Chelsea get humilated in the first round, and finish 8th next season Having said that, the media would still say that was a tactic by mouriniho.
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PFA player of the year, Luke Skywalker, er I mean Luis Suarez, Red Seven, has been saving up all his goals for the last couple of games. Coutinho is going to be sitting behind him like R2-D2 in the X-wing, the unlikeliest of heroes pulling the strings. Steven Gerrard is General Dodonna who will be orchestrating the attack from his withdrawn position. Whilst Sturridge is going to return from the deep space of the treatment table, just in time, like Han Solo in the Millennium Falcon shooting Darth Vader in the rear end. It’s going to be magnificent. Today, we pick ourselves up from the Chelsea defeat and we walk on with new hope in our hearts.   
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