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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

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Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

Meatwave posted:

Well? Did you inquire at the front desk?

I was going to but assumed it was for old ladies with glasses only. Truth be told I got the pic off The Chive.

Mogambo
Jan 6, 2011

:hurr:
This has been a public service announcement to put me on ignore.

Now this is what I'm talking about. :shlick:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





I like that it kind of still looks like Glasses is reading while getting some head.

"That's wonderful dear, oooh. *flips page* Mmm, don't stop."

May Contain Nuts
Sep 12, 2007

but still delicious

I understood it without the Paint and I understood the first Paint but someone needs to explain this one to me.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

May Contain Nuts posted:

I understood it without the Paint and I understood the first Paint but someone needs to explain this one to me.

The paint hand belongs to - let's call her The Giver. The two paint legs belong to The Receiver. The Giver's body is between The Receiver's legs, and out of shot (angled straight down). At least that's how it makes sense to me.
I believe the poster's intention, however, was that the left leg is actually The Giver's back and The Receiver's left leg is hidden by it.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

May Contain Nuts posted:

I understood it without the Paint and I understood the first Paint but someone needs to explain this one to me.

ah well see it's a woman reading a book. But not a real woman! A drawing.

Kritzkrieg Kop
Nov 4, 2009
It's the new Lisa Simpson Giving Head 2012

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

May Contain Nuts posted:

I understood it without the Paint and I understood the first Paint but someone needs to explain this one to me.

Sometimes when a mommy and a daddy another mommy love each other very much ...

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Sometimes when a mommy elderly librarian and a daddy another mommy hotel bar hooker love each other very much ...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Doomsday Jesus
Oct 8, 2004

Doomsday Jesus we need you now.
Thank you for posting some that don't require tons of explanation because they're vague.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

She's actually stealing his wallet.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Nannypea
Feb 20, 2006

Faster, you naughty little monkey!



Could be a sex toy or a paper towel holder or both

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.
Well I guess it could be a sex toy if you love shoving things up your lower intestine.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
I...I just...

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

MyFaceBeHi posted:

Well I guess it could be a sex toy if you love shoving things up your lower intestine.


Hry dont kink shame me

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

Ensign_Ricky posted:

I...I just...


I don't care how many times it gets posted, this will forever be the best photo in the thread.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Ensign_Ricky posted:

I...I just...


Do the 7 guys have to draw straws to see who gets the ends?

Pneub has a new favorite as of 04:39 on May 5, 2014

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I just feel bad for the dude who gets stuck with the corner. He's gonna have to bunch up in a weird position :smith:

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

Ensign_Ricky posted:

I...I just...


gently caress yo' couch.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
O.k then.

Leelee
Jul 31, 2012

Syntax Error

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

D C posted:

gently caress yo' couch.

Anime is strange.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Ensign_Ricky posted:

I...I just...


That's just a really ugly couch, regardless.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Ensign_Ricky posted:

I...I just...


How does someone design this couch and not realize what they have created.

NorskHotDog
Oct 23, 2010

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

nutranurse posted:

How does someone design this couch and not realize what they have created.

How does a furniture store see that and say "YES! THIS IS WHAT WE NEED ON OUR SHOWROOM FLOOR!"

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

How does a furniture store see that and say "YES! THIS IS WHAT WE NEED ON OUR SHOWROOM FLOOR!"

As someone who works in a furniture store, I can assure you that buyers are complete god drat idiots sometimes when it comes to selecting product.

Also, the ugliest stuff we see tends to be in the clearance section and are items that were special ordered, but cancelled, so we're stuck with a one of a kind ugly piece of poo poo we have to sell at cost.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

D C posted:

gently caress yo' couch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdw1ZK585RU

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I thought the baby's hand was a boob, and that the NWS was a man breastfeeding a baby.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

I couldn't see him, therefore I knew he was there.

But where are the nuts?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Istari posted:

I thought the baby's hand was a boob, and that the NWS was a man breastfeeding a baby.

My thoughts went straight to

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Istari posted:

I thought the baby's hand was a boob, and that the NWS was a man breastfeeding a baby.

Typical goon, doesn't even know what boobies look like

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Typical goon, referring to gazongas as boobies

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

hazza posted:

But where are the nuts?

Cheek pouches.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

NotAnArtist posted:

Typical goon, referring to gazongas as boobies

They're sweater puppies. Weak.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



This tumbler titled "Censored beach volleyball"

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

drat! :whatup:

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