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Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

LaughMyselfTo posted:

I really have no idea what movement to identify the Conservapedia folks with. Their conception of Christianity fucks up their conception of conservatism, and their conception of conservatism fucks up their conception of Christianity, so the worst parts of the two kind of merge into this uniquely horrible cult.

Sounds like prosperity gospel to me.

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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Twelve by Pies posted:

Sounds like prosperity gospel to me.

Nah, prosperity gospel at least purports to have something in it for you. Their stuff is just hate.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
Meh, it's just a bunch of anti social fucks that use religion to backup and defend their hate and/or mental problems, there's no point trying to categorize it under a form of religion.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Install Windows posted:

Nah, prosperity gospel at least purports to have something in it for you. Their stuff is just hate.

Except, you know, "I will punish sons for the sins of the father." Sometimes no matter how righteous and diligent you are your father hosed things up too bad and now you must suffer.

It's really just hate. "If you are suffering you, or one of your ancestors, did something to make you deserve it."

edit: Now that I think about it it's very interesting how much the right contradicts itself. I remember hearing, while growing up in the 80's, that it was important to remember that any authority that exists was because God put it there. Leaders were decided by God so you must follow them. Cue the 90's and Clinton getting elected and suddenly it was "ungodly illegitimate authority" all damned day.

A good question to ask is "if God decides who should be wealthy then how do you explain wealthy atheists?" Like honestly, Ted Turner is a billionaire but had an experience when he was young that made him go "gently caress this religion bullshit, it's stupid."

ToxicSlurpee fucked around with this message at 20:16 on May 3, 2014

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Except, you know, "I will punish sons for the sins of the father." Sometimes no matter how righteous and diligent you are your father hosed things up too bad and now you must suffer.

It's really just hate. "If you are suffering you, or one of your ancestors, did something to make you deserve it."

Which kinda takes away the free will stuff since you didn't make a choice to be saddled with such an issue.

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

ToxicSlurpee posted:

edit: Now that I think about it it's very interesting how much the right contradicts itself. I remember hearing, while growing up in the 80's, that it was important to remember that any authority that exists was because God put it there. Leaders were decided by God so you must follow them. Cue the 90's and Clinton getting elected and suddenly it was "ungodly illegitimate authority" all damned day.

This raises an interesting question: if leaders are chosen by God himself, why bother having elections at all?

Fundamentalists don't actually like democracy.:ssh:

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

ToxicSlurpee posted:

edit: Now that I think about it it's very interesting how much the right contradicts itself. I remember hearing, while growing up in the 80's, that it was important to remember that any authority that exists was because God put it there. Leaders were decided by God so you must follow them. Cue the 90's and Clinton getting elected and suddenly it was "ungodly illegitimate authority" all damned day.

Do you mean the 1580's or something? I haven't heard anybody act like divine right was actually a thing in a modern context at all. Maybe I'm just not hanging out with the right people.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Do you mean the 1580's or something? I haven't heard anybody act like divine right was actually a thing in a modern context at all. Maybe I'm just not hanging out with the right people.

I'm from rural Pennsylvania. Going home is like travelling back in time. Like I was seriously recruited to pass out Chick Tracts to my first grade class, told that Reagan was sent by God to lead America (the proof was that he won the election!), and informed that Desert Storm was literally the beginning of a crusade that would free the holy land.

...

When I post about how insane the far right is I really, really wish I was making poo poo up. There are those that are far, far worse than you think they are.

ToxicSlurpee fucked around with this message at 23:11 on May 3, 2014

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Do you mean the 1580's or something? I haven't heard anybody act like divine right was actually a thing in a modern context at all. Maybe I'm just not hanging out with the right people.

No it's a real thing in evangelical circles, it's from the New Testament. Romans 13:

quote:

Let every person be subject to the governing authorities; for there is no authority except from God, and those authorities that exist have been instituted by God. 2 Therefore whoever resists authority resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. 3 For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Do you wish to have no fear of the authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive its approval; 4 for it is God’s servant for your good. But if you do what is wrong, you should be afraid, for the authority[a] does not bear the sword in vain! It is the servant of God to execute wrath on the wrongdoer. 5 Therefore one must be subject, not only because of wrath but also because of conscience. 6 For the same reason you also pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, busy with this very thing. 7 Pay to all what is due them—taxes to whom taxes are due, revenue to whom revenue is due, respect to whom respect is due, honor to whom honor is due.

So yeah Paul straight up says in verses six and seven to pay your taxes, and that God puts all leaders in power.

Of course that would require Conservapedia and fundies to actually read what the Bible says, and I'm pretty sure if you pointed this verse out to them that they'd weasel out of it somehow, probably by saying Obama stole the election and therefore it doesn't apply, or they'll nitpick verse three and say "But Obama IS a terror to good conduct therefore it's right to resist him!"

And of course if a Republican/conservative is in power they'll go right back to propping this verse up and saying those who resist or dislike that authority are disobeying this command.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Blarghalt posted:

Fundamentalists don't actually like democracy.:ssh:

Only when their special someone loses to an evil liberal

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Do you mean the 1580's or something? I haven't heard anybody act like divine right was actually a thing in a modern context at all. Maybe I'm just not hanging out with the right people.

Believe it or not that belief was popular when Reagan was in office.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Wasn't one part of Regan's success because he tapped into fundies that had been pretty much ignored nationally until then? And that success translated into the rise of the religious right and mainstreaming of Evangelicals?

made of bees
May 21, 2013
My understanding was that Carter appealed to them solely by being a Southern Baptist and brought them into the mainstream then Reagan appealed to them by actually sharing their crazy beliefs.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

made of bees posted:

My understanding was that Carter appealed to them solely by being a Southern Baptist and brought them into the mainstream then Reagan appealed to them by actually sharing their crazy beliefs.

Jimmy Carter is legit the most upright Christian man ever elected to the Presidency, and the infamous "lust in the heart" interview should be all the proof you need that he actually takes what Jesus taught deadly seriously. (For those not in the know, that comment in that interview is explicitly about a specific, often neglected verse of Matthew, which you should quote at any fundie who says that women should dress more modestly to stop men from sinning.)

As for Reagan and the southern baptists, I'll just repost what I wrote elsewhere:

quote:

The Moral Majority was a right-wing Christian organization founded in 1979 by Jerry Falwell (pictured), and it is the key to understanding the current state of religion in America.

(The following information is strictly OTL, and is provided for the benefit of readers unfamiliar with theological history.)

Before the 1980's, Christianity in America was politically much the same as it was elsewhere, and has been traditionally: socially conservative, but economically left-wing. While the church was usually last to embrace social change, they always explicitly supported programs benefiting the poor. The ministry of Jesus was preoccupied with the poor, and for most of the world this heavily informs Christian economic policy.

However, in America, things began to shift during the Cold War. The Soviet Union posed itself as both radically left-wing fiscally, and maintained a policy of state atheism. New Deal-type policies fell out of favour due to their association with communism, and many Christians in America felt themselves even more allied with the conservative Republicans, where before they were allied with the Democrats (the Dixiecrat phenomenon). This began to shift as a result of Nixon's Southern Strategy, which sought to play up the Republicans as socially conservative (read: pro-segregation) to win over southern voters. This was part of a larger political realignment which saw Democrats and Republicans trade stances on many issues, but the Southern Strategy was what spread the shift to American Christianity, and the Democratic Party's association with communist sympathizers intensified this shift.

The Moral Majority's part in completing this shift was a political realignment, not of any political party, but of the right-wing church in America. The Moral Majority presented the church with a compromise: embrace Reaganomic hatred of the poor, and be granted the chance at a president who could overturn Roe v. Wade.

As the 1980's went on, the Moral Majority collapsed. Not because of any internal strife or conflict, but because they'd succeeded. The religious right put Reagan in the White House, so donations to the Moral Majority dropped as people stopped viewing America as being in impending moral danger. Eventually it became part of the Liberty Foundation, then dissolved completely. And that is the story of how American Christianity sold its soul for victory; how they gave up on everything they ever believed about the poor so they could have their president.

And Reagan never did overturn Roe v. Wade. Funny that.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

made of bees posted:

My understanding was that Carter appealed to them solely by being a Southern Baptist and brought them into the mainstream then Reagan appealed to them by actually sharing their crazy beliefs.

Not sharing, just paying lip-service to - Reagan talked a good talk on abortion but really that was about the only belief he shared with them. Where his handlers were particularly clever was getting the Southern baptists (with the help of the televangelists who were of course all about the Reaganomics) to believe that Jesus wanted low taxes, privatisation, and savage cuts to social programmes.

made of bees
May 21, 2013

DStecks posted:

As for Reagan and the southern baptists, I'll just repost what I wrote elsewhere:

Haha, my mom is basically this in microcosm: pretty much a socialist, votes Republican because she thinks abortion should be illegal.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Not sharing, just paying lip-service to - Reagan talked a good talk on abortion but really that was about the only belief he shared with them. Where his handlers were particularly clever was getting the Southern baptists (with the help of the televangelists who were of course all about the Reaganomics) to believe that Jesus wanted low taxes, privatisation, and savage cuts to social programmes.

Yeah I meant to say he gave the impression he shared their beliefs, as opposed to Carter running on being the same denomination. My bad.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
It was always my theory Reagan could see the future of the party and it dying off because of their crazy ideals. So he shut down the mental institutions so that they could form a base for the party to feed on while slowly branching out

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



BTW if you're wondering what they mean by "Penn Jillette's walrus slide", it's the big slide between his partner's legs that he does at 3:33 in this choreographed dance routine from "Dancing With The Stars":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8M7HfujwnI

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

tacodaemon posted:

BTW if you're wondering what they mean by "Penn Jillette's walrus slide", it's the big slide between his partner's legs that he does at 3:33 in this choreographed dance routine from "Dancing With The Stars":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8M7HfujwnI

I always assumed they just meant anyone fat doing a dance was doing the walrus slide. I actually thought the slide looked pretty good.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

tacodaemon posted:

BTW if you're wondering what they mean by "Penn Jillette's walrus slide", it's the big slide between his partner's legs that he does at 3:33 in this choreographed dance routine from "Dancing With The Stars":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8M7HfujwnI

Yeah, he doesn't even look particularly fat. If anything, he's slimmer there than I'm used to, and I live like 300 yards from a 150-foot-tall Penn Jillette.

Penn is like 6'7". I'd be willing to bet many Freepers are at least as fat as Jillette proportionally.

Centripetal Horse fucked around with this message at 01:41 on May 5, 2014

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
Eh, they're just jealous he knows how to dance and got to dance with an attractive, sexual woman rather than their nervous stay in the corner "count the steps of the waltz" dance while hoping for a submissive woman that isn't butt ugly.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



DStecks posted:

Jimmy Carter is legit the most upright Christian man ever elected to the Presidency, and the infamous "lust in the heart" interview should be all the proof you need that he actually takes what Jesus taught deadly seriously. (For those not in the know, that comment in that interview is explicitly about a specific, often neglected verse of Matthew, which you should quote at any fundie who says that women should dress more modestly to stop men from sinning.)

As for Reagan and the southern baptists, I'll just repost what I wrote elsewhere:

I love the hate Carter gets from thr right. A deeply religious christisn who walked the walk instead of just talking a big game and they'll never loving forgive him for it. poo poo's delicious.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

quote:

Barack Obama Never Made It To The Situation Room During The Benghazi Attack.[14]

teapartycrusaders.com was a loving godsend to Conservapedia. Over half of their citations anymore are to there. And the rest are conservativenewsandviews.com.

quote:

Reporter Presses White House Press Secretary Jay Carney on New Benghazi Docs in Heated Exchange.[27][28]

Sometimes they link both for the same thing.

It's less "What the MSM isn't fully covering" and more "what these two sites are covering p.s. it's benghazi."

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

teapartycrusaders.com was a loving godsend to Conservapedia. Over half of their citations anymore are to there. And the rest are conservativenewsandviews.com.

So how long until we see a series of articles on these sites that just reference each other in a circle?

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
I started reading this thread from the very start a while back. Just now I arrived to the end of it. None the wiser, but I would totally do it again.

Now it is weird, being able to read abot current events.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

ToxicSlurpee posted:

So how long until we see a series of articles on these sites that just reference each other in a circle?

The ultimate will be when conservapedia references itself

FoiledAgain
May 6, 2007

ToxicSlurpee posted:

So how long until we see a series of articles on these sites that just reference each other in a circle?

Conservapedia works with a unique kind of closure: the truth of a proposition is closed under citation. Statements are true if you can kind find a chain of citations that don't take you away from Conservapedia.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Conservapedia blocked me some time ago, can someone tell me if their entry on the Southern Strategy is still "The Southern Strategy is why Republicans control the South. It is not racist. That is all."

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Oh convservapedia still exists? I thought it was kind of an 07 thing

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

SocketWrench posted:

The ultimate will be when conservapedia references itself

I'm pretty sure nothing will top the reference that was pretty much just the sentence "This is true."

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Fulchrum posted:

Conservapedia blocked me some time ago, can someone tell me if their entry on the Southern Strategy is still "The Southern Strategy is why Republicans control the South. It is not racist. That is all."

quote:

The Southern strategy is a path to the White House by winning support in the South rather than the media centers of Boston and New York City.

Liberals, repeatedly unpopular in the South, have tried to attribute this strategy to racial politics. The reality is that liberals have always played the racist card far more often than Republicans do.

quote:

If I'm not mistaken, Democrats would usually take all Southern states until the sixties, where they took a stance against segregation. That's when Republicans started winning them.--CamilleT 20:56, 6 March 2012 (EST)

See Engel v. Vitale, which banned classroom prayer, and other liberal rulings by the Warren Court. Liberal newspapers just cannot accept that the South votes based on religious values.--Andy Schlafly 21:04, 6 March 2012 (EST)

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
I got curious about Civil War slave states and their relationship to modern red states, so I headed over to Google to do a little research. Apparently this comparison is a bit of a cliché, although I've never heard it brought up before now. The second link in the Google results was to freerepublic.com: link. It didn't take more than five or six comments for somebody to start in with, "Lincoln was a Republican," and, "Democrats started the KKK." That thread is seven years old but you could quote it in here and no one would know the difference because the rhetoric has not changed by a single word. I cannot determine if those people genuinely cannot grasp why Lincoln being a Republican 150 years ago, and the red states having previously been Democratic, is not relevant to either party's current positions, or if they are knowingly repeating the same misleading lines over and over again because they just have nothing else left in their souls.

Skip to the last page of comments in that thread for a real treat. The final post is a furious whirlwind of random capital letters and creative punctuation. I wonder how many undiagnosed mental illnesses are present in any given freeper discussion.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
One of these encyclopedias is a biased political document; one of them fosters an unbiased, educational environment. Which is which may surprise you!

Wikipedia posted:

Libya (Arabic: ‏ليبيا‎ Lībyā, Amazigh language: ⵍⵉⴱⵢⴰ Libya), officially the State of Libya,[5][6] is a country in the Maghreb region of North Africa bordered by the Mediterranean Sea to the north, Egypt to the east, Sudan to the southeast, Chad and Niger to the south, and Algeria and Tunisia to the west. The three traditional parts of the country are Tripolitania, Fezzan and Cyrenaica. With an area of almost 1.8 million square kilometres (700,000 sq mi), Libya is the 17th largest country in the world.[7]

The largest city and capital, Tripoli, is home to 1.7 million of Libya's 6.4 million people. In 2009 Libya had the highest HDI in Africa and the fifth highest GDP (PPP) per capita in Africa, behind Equatorial Guinea, Seychelles, Gabon, and Botswana. Libya has the 10th-largest proven oil reserves of any country in the world and the 17th-highest petroleum production.[8]

A civil war and NATO-led military intervention in 2011 resulted in the ousting and death of the country's former leader, Muammar Gaddafi, and the collapse of his 42-year "First of September 'Al Fateh' Revolution" and 34-year-old Jamahiriya state. As a result, Libya is currently undergoing political reconstruction, and is governed under an interim constitution drawn up by the National Transitional Council (NTC).[9][10] Elections to a General National Congress were held on 7 July 2012, and the NTC handed power to the newly elected assembly on 8 August.[11] The assembly has the responsibility of forming a constituent assembly to draft a permanent constitution for Libya, which will then be put to a referendum.[12]

Conservapedia posted:

Libya (Arabic: ليبيا) is a country in northern Africa that was taken over, at the encouragement of President Obama, by militant Muslims in 2011. The revolutionaries murdered Muammar al-Gaddafi, who had ruled the nation since 1969. Geographically, Libya borders the Mediterranean Sea to the north, Egypt to the east, Sudan to the southeast, Chad and Niger to the south, Algeria to the west, and Tunisia to the northwest. In September 2012, the Obama Administration ignored security warnings and refused to protect the American embassy there, resulting in the Benghazi Attack and the murder of the American ambassador John Christopher Stevens and three other Americans.

Just copy/pastes of the above-the-fold content for comparison. Also, bonus content, here is Conservapedia's entire history of Libya prior to Italian colonization:

quote:

For most of their history, the peoples of Libya have been subjected to varying degrees of foreign control. The Phoenicians, Carthaginians, Greeks, Romans, Vandals, and Byzantines ruled all or parts of Libya. Although the Greeks and Romans left impressive ruins at Cyrene, Leptis Magna, and Sabratha, little else remains today to testify to the presence of these ancient cultures.

The Arabs conquered Libya in the seventh century A.D. In the following centuries, most of the indigenous peoples adopted Islam and the Arabic language and culture. The Ottoman Turks conquered the country in the mid-16th century. Libya remained part of their empire--although at times virtually autonomous--until Italy invaded in 1911 and, in the face of years of resistance, made Libya a colony.

e: Notice how the intro of the Wikipedia article contains 12 references? The Conservapedia one has 17 in total. 7 are about religion or religious organizations, two are about :siren: Al Qaeda, one is a broken link, one is to Breitbart.com, and one is this Youtube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPzeLLL9V-c

Mornacale fucked around with this message at 09:39 on May 5, 2014

Binowru
Feb 15, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

DStecks posted:

As for Reagan and the southern baptists, I'll just repost what I wrote elsewhere:

I'm no lawyer but I'm pretty sure presidents can't overturn SCOTUS rulings.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Binowru posted:

I'm no lawyer but I'm pretty sure presidents can't overturn SCOTUS rulings.

Apparently you haven't heard Republican rhetoric on abortion.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

It wasn't racist, it's just when liberals stood up against racist policies they lost.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

The racist Democrat South became not racist at the exact moment the Democrats passed the Civil Rights Act. The Dixiecrat, Segregationist, and American Independent parties were all formed over the school prayer debate, as is obvious from there names. This wedge enabled the Republicans to pick up the South by embracing school prayer.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Binowru posted:

I'm no lawyer but I'm pretty sure presidents can't overturn SCOTUS rulings.

You're absolutely loving right, but that doesn't mean he wasn't elected to do just that. (So theoretically the intent was for him to appoint supreme court justices who would overturn Roe v Wade, but that didn't pan out either, and in my mind there's no doubt that Reagan thought it was all a bunch of impossible promises he could make to secure votes.)

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

DStecks posted:

You're absolutely loving right, but that doesn't mean he wasn't elected to do just that. (So theoretically the intent was for him to appoint supreme court justices who would overturn Roe v Wade, but that didn't pan out either, and in my mind there's no doubt that Reagan thought it was all a bunch of impossible promises he could make to secure votes.)

Didn't you see the video?
Proof that Obama wants to kill babies:
http://youtu.be/VhJ7NmU6lJI

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Oh, by the way, while I was poking around last night about Libya, I came across this and thought it was funny:

quote:

Jimmy Wales is the co-founder of the politically left online encyclopedia Wikipedia and self-described libertarian. Jimmy Wales claims to be an objectivist who follows the philosophy of atheist Ayn Rand. His favorite book is Rand's Atlas Shrugged.[1] Wales told an interviewer in Reason magazine, "One can't understand my ideas about Wikipedia without understanding Hayek..."

Those drat leftist Objectivists holding us down!

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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

DStecks posted:

You're absolutely loving right, but that doesn't mean he wasn't elected to do just that. (So theoretically the intent was for him to appoint supreme court justices who would overturn Roe v Wade, but that didn't pan out either, and in my mind there's no doubt that Reagan thought it was all a bunch of impossible promises he could make to secure votes.)

Given the Reagan and Bush appointees' subsequent decisions, it doesn't seem farfetched to specualate that had Republicans held the Presidency through the 90's, Roe v Wade would have been overturned already, or at least even more gravely weakened than the Rehnquist court actually achieved.

Scalia and Thomas already want to overturn it, and I'm pretty sure Alito does as well.

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