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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Pasco posted:

Postal vote for the EU election came today.

11 parties listed. 3 openly racist, 3 'UKIP' racist, 1 'UKIP of the left', the usual suspects and the Greens.

gently caress this country.


Each party had a little motto beneath it's name, some samples: "I'm English, NOT British, NOT EUropean", "Zero Immigration, Anti-EU".

Also :laffo: at An Independance from Europe "UK Independence Now" sitting at the top of the ballot with UKIP proper towards the bottom.

I'm trying to figure out where you've put the English Democrats there; the top of the list here in Yorkshire is a former BNP member.

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IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Hungry posted:

I checked the parties listed in my area earlier today and you've just reminded me I need to ask the thread how correct the SPGB is, because the only conscionable choice I have is them or the Greens.

They're... a little strange. They're the oldest Socialist party in the UK; they argue against any reformism and their election campaigns generally don't change between elections, which is "argue for full Communism" rather than for any type of reforms within capitalism. Here are their election manifestos if you fancy reading through them, although there's not a great deal there...

Scotland is probably better than most: we only have two parties of knuckle-draggers, UKIP and lefty-UKIP...

e: The alphabetical order thing is a little dumb: one of the reasons why the SNP may have won the election in 2007 was because they stood as "Alex Salmond for First Minister" on the lists rather than under their name; putting them up the top...

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

TinTower posted:

I'm trying to figure out where you've put the English Democrats there; the top of the list here in Yorkshire is a former BNP member.

That party's a fully-fledged front - their remaining sane members quit over the neo-Nazi infiltration a while back.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Malcolm XML posted:

Tell it to customs when they open a package that's marked "gift" but has a commercial invoice in it.

Also, if the value is over £36 you have to pay import VAT on it.

Oh, I certainly will, I'm sure they are setting up the battering ram outside right now! I'm certain that they will throw their vast investigative powers at trying to determine my obvious guilt!

poo poo, I have to be honest, last time I drove, I was listening to a particularly rousing version of L'Internationale and I exceeded the speed limit by 10% +2MPH. Obviously, I am turning myself into the cops now for dangerous driving, if they haven't already read this and despatched a murder squad.

One time in college, someone handed me an evil marijuana cigarette too. I handed it back immediately say no to 9-bar kids, but that obviously made me a drug dealer. I'm writing my memoirs as spiritual successor to pablo escobar. Perhaps the children can learn from my mistakes.

And then there was this time where I was precisely 22 minutes and 15 seconds late paying the TV licence. Had to eat the telly. Oh, and yesterday, opened the neighbors spam mail by accident. He said "ugh I get so much of that poo poo, don't worry" when I saw him, but obviously I'm in contravention of the postal services act 2000- don't worry, I'm onto my devious criminal ways and I'm writing a tearful confession to the postie now.


HortonNash posted:

I suspect that if he's really importing prescription drugs from Singapore then failing to pay the import duty will be the least of his worries.

Medicines act '68, unless its a controlled drug there is no legal barrier to importing any prescription only or general sales list medicine provided it is done so for personal use, and is ordered from outside of the UK. I thought everyone in the UK with access to the internet was aware of this amazing loophole?

DesperateDan fucked around with this message at 04:33 on May 4, 2014

Superb Owls
Nov 3, 2012

IceAgeComing posted:

Scotland is probably better than most: we only have two parties of knuckle-draggers, UKIP and lefty-UKIP...

Who is this 'Left Wing UKIP' I keep mysteriously hearing about?

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Superb Owls posted:

Who is this 'Left Wing UKIP' I keep mysteriously hearing about?

No2EU. They did poo poo last time, all candidates got less than 2%, and this time they are standing about half the number of candidates- can't really see them doing much better.

Robot Mil
Apr 13, 2011

General China posted:

You kill three policemen and you aint ever getting out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Roberts_(criminal)

The criminal justice system magically changes when the police are killed as we can also see from the long running Blakelock fiasco.

The magic also seems to work the other way too, it protects the police when they kill people from even the whiff of an accusation of murder.

You kill three people and chances of getting out of prison any time soon are pretty slim. There is a huge difference between people making decisions about someone on a determinate sentence and someone on a life sentence who has killed multiple people. There are a bunch of people on whole life sentences who are actually never getting out of prison and I'm not sure any of them killed a police officer. There are also a load of people on life sentences (with chance of parole) who are well over tariff and nowhere near getting released any time soon, again not too many of those have killed police officers.

That being said, I don't disagree with you about the protection the police get when they kill someone. There are a fair few police officer out there who should be in prison.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Big Nige is on bbc1 now.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Here in Manchester I keep seeing people flyering for the Socialist Equality Party. Anyone know who they are and if they're worth voting for?

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012

Jippa posted:

Big Nige is on bbc1 now.

So who does the PR for UKIP? I assume someone with some pretty serious connections with the BBC. The amount of coverage and cheerleading they get is insane. Imagine if someone like the Greens had that much of a platform, and they actually have an MP!

Ps. Who are these 'UKIPs of the left' that people are mentioning?

Answers Me fucked around with this message at 10:11 on May 4, 2014

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Saw one of those big UKIP billboards on the way back from the takeaway last night, and it chilled me a bit to realise I hadn't really thought of them as real until right then. Seeing something I can only interpret as deep parody posted earnestly in real life rather than on the internet is unsettling.

Also the beeb did one of their stupid opinion spots the other day, asking people (mainly commuters it seemed like) on a ferry to France "have you had enough of the EU". For some stupid loving reason they decided to show a majority answering yes.

:ughh:

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Renaissance Robot posted:

Also the beeb did one of their stupid opinion spots the other day, asking people (mainly commuters it seemed like) on a ferry to France "have you had enough of the EU". For some stupid loving reason they decided to show a majority answering yes.
It's possible that the "stupid reason" was that a majority of the respondents did in fact say yes.

Tolth
Mar 16, 2008

PÄDOPHILIE MACHT FREI

Renaissance Robot posted:

Saw one of those big UKIP billboards on the way back from the takeaway last night, and it chilled me a bit to realise I hadn't really thought of them as real until right then. Seeing something I can only interpret as deep parody posted earnestly in real life rather than on the internet is unsettling.

Also the beeb did one of their stupid opinion spots the other day, asking people (mainly commuters it seemed like) on a ferry to France "have you had enough of the EU". For some stupid loving reason they decided to show a majority answering yes.

:ughh:

Why is showing the opinions of the people they asked a 'stupid reason'?

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

LemonDrizzle posted:

It's possible that the "stupid reason" was that a majority of the respondents did in fact say yes.

That would also be stupid, because the people they quizzed are some of the ones benefiting most tangibly from EU membership.

I phrased it that way because I don't trust the BBC as far as I could throw them when it comes to "fair and balanced", and also because I want to retain my faith in humanity :cripes:

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Probably would be a pretty good gimmick to speak to people coming back from France about what duty free they've brought back and how much they'd owe if we left the EU and started restricting personal inports/charging tax on them.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
I see someone's dusted off NewLabour-bot...


http://www.politicshome.com/uk/article/97242/business_class.html

quote:

Although he opted for politics, Umunna stresses that it’s time Labour shouted more about the way business can boost social mobility for individuals. “I’m very clear: we want to help people make their first million,” he says. “If you set up a start-up and you increase you turnover to over a million, you will be employing people and delivering tax receipts to the Exchequer and helping Britain pay its way in the world. We should be saying that.”

And it’s not all about the 1980s ‘greed is good’ approach, he suggests. “There’s a misunderstanding about a lot of entrepreneurs and business people. The sole driver in what they do isn’t just money. People who go into business simply to make money don’t necessarily succeed, there’s usually a mission behind it to do something useful for society and if it’s really useful then that’s obviously something you can commercialise.

“And I also think there’s something about the buccaneering spirit of the entrepreneur which is very much in tune with Labour values. Because if you think about it, you’re entering new markets and challenging the establishment. And we kind of like to challenge the establishment in the Labour party. We’ve always been a party that is aspirational and looks to help people achieve their dreams and their aspirations.”

:fuckoff:

JoylessJester
Sep 13, 2012

I hate Chuka Umunna. He'd be a Tory if he hadn't grown up mixed race in the 80's. He's such a career Mp as well, but he lacks the charisma (but not the pro-bussiness attitude) for all of those shallow Obama comparisons the media likes to make.

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

DesperateDan posted:

Medicines act '68, unless its a controlled drug there is no legal barrier to importing any prescription only or general sales list medicine provided it is done so for personal use, and is ordered from outside of the UK. I thought everyone in the UK with access to the internet was aware of this amazing loophole?

Sorry I was just having trouble thinking of something worth risking receiving Chinese counterfeit medicine over, when an NHS prescription is ~£8 (or free if you have an exemption) and the only thing I can think of are the controlled drugs. Happy to be wrong thoug.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

You know that John Steinbeck quote about poor americans voting against their self interests because they think they're temporarily embarassed millionaires?

Umunna, a loving labour party MP, of all people, is pushing that line of thinking to the UK.

Seriously, gently caress this stupid, destructive bullshit.

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

JoylessJester posted:

I hate Chuka Umunna. He'd be a Tory if he hadn't grown up mixed race in the 80's. He's such a career Mp as well, but he lacks the charisma (but not the pro-bussiness attitude) for all of those shallow Obama comparisons the media likes to make.

Isn't he an ex-public schoolboy and the son of a judge or something?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Nigel Farage is doing a "We're not racist, look at all the black friends we have!"

quote:

He told Andrew Marr: "We haven't got a monopoly on unpleasantness and stupidity but not only am I adamant that we are a non-racist party, this week I am going to fight back against it.

"You will see our election address for the local elections this year and you will see a lot of black, ethnic minority candidates who are proudly standing for UKIP and I am going to approach this differently in future."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27274621

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


HortonNash posted:

Isn't he an ex-public schoolboy and the son of a judge or something?

He did go to an independent school, St Dunstan's College, which these days would set you back a cool £15,060 a year. As far as I can tell it was his mother's father who was the High Court judge, Sir Helenus Milmo.

He really shouldn't even be in the Labour Party, but I suppose that's a ship that sailed 20 years ago.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Out of morbid interest i'm going to look at the UKIP manifesto.

http://www.ukip.org/issues

"Free trade, but not political union, with our European neighbours. " - This is the single dumbest thing about UKIP. If we want to trade with the EU, we have to obey there laws and regulations, only we'll no longer have power over them. This isn't hypothetical by the way, this how it works with Norway who've signed up with EFTA. Oh and you have to pay hefty membership fees as well.

"Save £55m a day in membership fees by leaving the EU and give British workers first crack at the 800,000 jobs we currently advertise to EU workers." - Tough luck for the 2.3 million Brits living in the EU, 400,000 of whom are pensioners. Guess you're all have to come home too.

"Binding local and national referenda, at the public’s request, on major issues." - And we could call it the 'Witch Hunters Charter'.

" Cut all green taxes and wind turbine subsidies." - Guess what the UKIP positon on climate change is? Go on, take as many goes as you like. I need hardly add that all the claims they've made about wind turbines turn out to be bullshit.

"Develop shale gas to reduce energy bills and free us from dependence on foreign oil and gas - place the tax revenues into a British Sovereign Wealth Fund." - Frakking for everyone! Hope you like funny tasting drinking water, remember Climate change is a myth. Also the noble energy companies will sell us the gas super cheap and not just put it up on the global market for sale.

"Make cuts to foreign aid that are real and rigorous." - Annnnnddddd i'm done here. I'm sick of wading though this sewage. Yes the 0.7% of our budget we spend on trying to alleviate global suffering is clearly a ghastly mistake that must be remedied.

There's more, but i'm losing the will to live.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Twitter has to be one of the most effective things ever for idiots committing career suicide.

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

Deptfordx posted:

Tough luck for the 2.3 million Brits living in the EU, 400,000 of whom are pensioners. Guess you're all have to come home too.

I bet that those pensioners are actually quite likely to vote UKIP. Ex-pat pensioners are some of the worst people I've ever encountered.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

He did go to an independent school, St Dunstan's College, which these days would set you back a cool £15,060 a year. As far as I can tell it was his mother's father who was the High Court judge, Sir Helenus Milmo.

He really shouldn't even be in the Labour Party, but I suppose that's a ship that sailed 20 years ago.

Blimey, i went to St Dunstans. Didn't pay for it, on the long now abolished Assisted place scheme. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assisted_Places_Scheme

From his age, he must have entered the same year i left.

Froodulous
Feb 29, 2008

Hey, head pigeon, is this a bad post?

HortonNash posted:

I bet that those pensioners are actually quite likely to vote UKIP. Ex-pat pensioners are some of the worst people I've ever encountered.

"Britain is full of foreigners. That's why I left" without a hint of irony.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
So what does anyone know about getting out of leases?

Moved into a new flat on Tuesday to find out that all the repairs that the letting agency said would be done had not been done, that there were a whole host of other problems with the place such as leaking pipes and the security phone not working, that I couldn't get a mobile phone signal anywhere in the flat and that the place hadn't been cleaned at all (Bathtub full of dirt, toilet covered with piss, dead insects everywhere and toenails of the old tenants under the bed etc).

They told me that there would be a two week cooling off period from when I paid the deposit so if I changed my mind I could get out but after looking online I see that there is no way to legally enforce it and after looking through the paperwork I see they haven't bothered to write it down.

I'm pretty hosed, ain't I?

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
I was forced to move from an area of my city which had a huge immigrant population and it loving sucks. There were about three totally amazing supermarkets nearby where you could probably get any food from here to China. I particularly missed the Chinese supermarket as it was staffed by the filthiest mouthed woman I've ever heard who would flirt constantly with every man who came in, even though she was probably old enough to be a great grandmother. God, she was great.

Now I live on a fairly white, fairly impoverished area and it loving blows. I miss being able to walk down the street and buy huge packs of frozen fish and goat meat. Right now I have to walk nearly two miles to the closest supermarket as the buses suck and it's practically a food desert here.

This is a bit food centric I guess but it blows.

Chocolate Teapot
May 8, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

So what does anyone know about getting out of leases?

Moved into a new flat on Tuesday to find out that all the repairs that the letting agency said would be done had not been done, that there were a whole host of other problems with the place such as leaking pipes and the security phone not working, that I couldn't get a mobile phone signal anywhere in the flat and that the place hadn't been cleaned at all (Bathtub full of dirt, toilet covered with piss, dead insects everywhere and toenails of the old tenants under the bed etc).

They told me that there would be a two week cooling off period from when I paid the deposit so if I changed my mind I could get out but after looking online I see that there is no way to legally enforce it and after looking through the paperwork I see they haven't bothered to write it down.

I'm pretty hosed, ain't I?

Sales of Goods Act? edit, misunderstood the main issue

Robot Mil
Apr 13, 2011

Gonzo McFee posted:

So what does anyone know about getting out of leases?

Moved into a new flat on Tuesday to find out that all the repairs that the letting agency said would be done had not been done, that there were a whole host of other problems with the place such as leaking pipes and the security phone not working, that I couldn't get a mobile phone signal anywhere in the flat and that the place hadn't been cleaned at all (Bathtub full of dirt, toilet covered with piss, dead insects everywhere and toenails of the old tenants under the bed etc).

They told me that there would be a two week cooling off period from when I paid the deposit so if I changed my mind I could get out but after looking online I see that there is no way to legally enforce it and after looking through the paperwork I see they haven't bothered to write it down.

I'm pretty hosed, ain't I?

I hope you took photos of everything and annotated the inventory so it is clear what state the flat was in when you moved in. I've had some luck over at moneysavingexpert.com getting advice about rent/housing etc., they have a couple of specific forum boards to ask questions. Other option would be Citizen's Advice Bureau.

Depends on how the lease is worded but if you could prove that the flat was not in the agreed condition you might have some sway? The only other option is to pursue the landlord to fix the problems - make sure everything is in writing and remember it is the landlord not the letting agency who is ultimately responsible. If they are crap, get in touch with the landlord directly.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Froodulous posted:

"Britain is full of foreigners. That's why I left" without a hint of irony.

I found myself watching a brilliant program a few years ago. "Places in the Sun" or some such title. Brit ex-pats trying to open businesses overseas.

There was one guy trying to break into the Spanish night club scene, you know the full club 18-30 Costa del sol drunken excess. He wasn't doing very well because his club was a bit of the main drag.

They got a business consultant in, they try the usual, promotions, competitions, etc. Nothing no bodys going to stagger an extra half mile to get pissed and cop off when there's a dozen rival clubs on the way. So they suggested they try and turn it into a club for the actual locals. So over the next few months they hire Spanish staff, start playing Spanish music, trying to attract locals.

Result? Brilliant. Business is booming, the club is popular and he's got an all year around clientle rather than just seasonal.

Trouble is this idiot is an archetypal, won't learn to speak the language, loves England so much he doesn't want to live there, English ex-pat.

Seriously, I have never seen a man more resentful of his own success in my entire life. He's all "I don't really like spanish music", "it's not how i intended it to be". He's got a thriving business, but because it's full of happy well-behaved Spanish locals not Drunken brits he's just not happy. Crazy.

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Here in Manchester I keep seeing people flyering for the Socialist Equality Party. Anyone know who they are and if they're worth voting for?

I believe that all parties with that name are affiliated with the World Socialist Web Site. It's a Trotskyist group with pretty lovely positions (open support for Assad/Gaddafi rather than opposing intervention, for example) and are generally pretty ultraleft and sectarian . Even as a Trotskyist myself I would not vote for them if there was any better option.

E: http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2013/01/07/cong-j07.html

Rogue0071 fucked around with this message at 17:07 on May 4, 2014

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

Rogue0071 posted:

a Trotskyist myself

'eave arf a brick at 'im.

Have you got a newspaper?

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

Filboid Studge posted:

'eave arf a brick at 'im.

Have you got a newspaper?

Not every Trotskyist party in the world conforms to British stereotypes about Trotskyism. In my experience in the US, it's the Stalinists here who are quite pushy about newspaper sales. :shrug:

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Leftist infighting is bestest infighting.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

HortonNash posted:

Sorry I was just having trouble thinking of something worth risking receiving Chinese counterfeit medicine over, when an NHS prescription is ~£8 (or free if you have an exemption) and the only thing I can think of are the controlled drugs. Happy to be wrong thoug.

You must lead a happy lifestyle! for good reasons, not the wrong ones

All I tend to get is modafinil/armodafinil, which I have been previously prescribed but can get cheaper than prescription and in whatever variety I desire online, direct to the door. It's the exact same stuff that I got from the pharmacy here, boxed, serial numbered and checkable. I don't think I can name names (you can't in TCC so I won't here) but the company is well known. I get other stuff for various family members for pretty much the same reasons. Counterfeit stuff is next to unheard of provided you use a well known firm (you can do pretty much the same thing within the UK, with an "online consultation" from a doctor, it just costs more because they have to pay a doctor to sit there and risk rubber stamping hundreds of scripts).

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011
Apparently they're currently cracking down real hard on imported prescription drugs anyway, even for things that are technically legal to buy mail order / prescription free (like estrogen).

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Some money has changed hands there

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Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Rogue0071 posted:

Not every Trotskyist party in the world conforms to British stereotypes about Trotskyism. In my experience in the US, it's the Stalinists here who are quite pushy about newspaper sales. :shrug:



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