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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Sniper!



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vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Oh no.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

It's a wall paper hosting site, which is a shame, starting the month off with an ND would really suit this thread

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
So the USMC could've completely had brand new super hornets but chose to roll the dice by going all or nothing on the F35?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Bob A Feet posted:

So the USMC could've completely had brand new super hornets but chose to roll the dice by going all or nothing on the F35?

why havent you killed yourself yet?

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

why havent you killed yourself yet?

lower your expectations geez these things take time

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
only thing i wanna lower is your body into a shallow grave

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

only thing i wanna lower is your body into a shallow grave

:drat:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

only thing i wanna lower is your body into a shallow grave

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
I hope your Osprey crashes.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

USMC503 posted:

I hope your Osprey crashes.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Looks like a younger, hotter Jenna Maroney

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Booblord Zagats posted:

Looks like a younger, hotter Jenna Maroney

That white trash bitch is gross hth

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

That white trash bitch is gross hth

There's a reason the term "Florida hot" exists

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Booblord Zagats posted:

There's a reason the term "Florida hot" exists

I lived in FL and never heard this

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I lived in FL and never heard this

:ironicat:

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

That bitch is probably 100% loving crazy too.


Still Would but I'd probably need to enter witness protection after

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Bolow posted:

That bitch is probably 100% loving crazy too.


Still Would but I'd probably need to enter witness protection after

Shes deformed, dude. I know as a marine you have low standards but that bitch has a classic downs syndrome face.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Shes deformed, dude. I know as a marine you have low standards but that bitch has a classic downs syndrome face.

:goonsay:

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Shes deformed, dude. I know as a marine you have low standards but that bitch has a classic downs syndrome face.

The gently caress?

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Shes deformed, dude. I know as a marine you have low standards but that bitch has a classic downs syndrome face.

Is this like the Old Woman/Young Woman optical illusion thing?

I'm only seeing the symmetrical face of a batshit crazy broad with trashy tattoos.

Someone MSPaint-outline the 'tard for me.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Victor Vermis posted:

Is this like the Old Woman/Young Woman optical illusion thing?

I'm only seeing the symmetrical face of a batshit crazy broad with trashy tattoos.

Someone MSPaint-outline the 'tard for me.

You wont be able to unsee it.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Shes deformed, dude. I know as a marine you have low standards but that bitch has a classic downs syndrome face.

Some Air Force dude hosed an actual retard and Marines will not stand to be out done :colbert:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I guess I have high standards because both my wives have been straight up gorgeous models. The first one was from el Salvador, and once I got the hispanic itch scratched, I married a Russian girl.

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NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I guess I have high standards because both my wives have been straight up gorgeous models. The first one was from el Salvador, and once I got the hispanic itch scratched, I married a Russian girl.

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:goonsay:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

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God forbid anything interesting happen in a GiP thread.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
I had so many questions for that guy

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I'm sure you can google how to get a mail order bride.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm sure you can google how to get a mail order bride.

Eh, he says he's been to Florida, he probably bought a floor model

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I guess I have high standards because both my wives have been straight up gorgeous models. The first one was from el Salvador, and once I got the hispanic itch scratched, I married a Russian girl.

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bbw models

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Victor Vermis posted:

God forbid anything interesting happen in a GiP thread.

Shut up victor vermis

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Shut up victor vermis

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Blue Squares 2.0

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Godholio posted:

Blue Squares 2.0

Whip Slagcheek?
....agreed.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
Wait, is Bob A Feet Grover? And also, I feel a little offended by his red title.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
the irony being that some probable insufferable sjw douche gave him that big red title

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Full Battle Rattle posted:

Wait, is Bob A Feet Grover? And also, I feel a little offended by his red title.

no hes just some boot gently caress airwing lt

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
A long time ago I was told we could talk about whatever we wanted in our lounge thread. I guess we can only talk about murdering officers.

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

A long time ago I was told we could talk about whatever we wanted in our lounge thread. I guess we can only talk about murdering officers.

Pilot chat is explicitly banned.

As is the smug emoticon.

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