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How dumb was pushing back the draft?
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Really dumb 58 11.09%
95 18.16%
121 23.14%
Too much mustard 249 47.61%
Total: 523 votes
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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Quest For Glory II posted:

Whoever the Cowboys choose to replace Romo in a couple of years will be the new hate hotness

Manziel is coming out this year tho

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

How is this possible

quote:

An NFL executive told ESPN Redskins reporter John Keim that Kirk Cousins "at most" is worth a third-round pick.

Maybe a 5th

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


That NFL Executive was Bruce Allen.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Quest For Glory II posted:

How is this possible

Gonna trade him to the Browns

het
Nov 14, 2002

A dark black past
is my most valued
possession

Quest For Glory II posted:

How is this possible


Maybe a 5th
FWIW I think that this quote was from right after the season ended when a number of Skins fans were still deluded into thinking they could get a 2nd for him despite Cousins's poor play in the last few games (and the fact that a second was kind of a stretch even before that). Keim brought it up again this week because someone asked about Cousins' trade value.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

MonsterWalk posted:

That Brady dude sure is a a gay for letting him billionaire/beautiful wife dress him.

Bro, if he was alpha enough to dress himself, he could totally do better than a woman consistently rated as one of the top 50 most beautiful women in the world.

He also wouldn't have choked in his last two Super Bowls and all those AFC Championship games. Once you start letting a woman dress you, you'll never be a winner again nor do you keep your clutch factor.

I bet if we were to call in the Sports Science guys they could prove definitively that Brady has lost all his intangibles due to having the nerve to care about life outside of football.

Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW
I wear the same pair of jeans pretty much every single day.

also I have a tattoo on my chest that says "Aint No human being"

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Guys Arena Football is on ESPN2 and it's the LA Kiss, you NEED to see these unis in real action

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lets GDT this poo poo

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

EVEN THE NUMBERS ON THE SHOULDERS HAVE FLAMES IN THEM

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The center field logo is a guitar pick. :laffo:

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Geez Samie Parker is on the LA Kiss. Samie Parker still loving plays football. Dude couldn't even catch footballs when Trent Green was funslinging to him.

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton

het posted:

FWIW I think that this quote was from right after the season ended when a number of Skins fans were still deluded into thinking they could get a 2nd for him despite Cousins's poor play in the last few games (and the fact that a second was kind of a stretch even before that). Keim brought it up again this week because someone asked about Cousins' trade value.

We thought we could get something higher until Shanahan decided to trot him out there so he could finally show the world his lack of arm strength and awful decision making.

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


I am watching history in the making.

Lets go Spokane!

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Go Barnstormers.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I love bush leagues where hand it to the fattest guy we have is a legit strategy outside of on the goal line.

Edit: This is an ELITE team

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 00:30 on May 5, 2014

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

People getting pretty worked up about Tom Brady up in here

It mostly just amuses me how he spends each offseason trying to one-up himself in some kind of bad haircut challenge

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Jarrett Brown apparently is a QB for Spokane, I remember him being mediocre at West Virginia but getting a lot of interest from scouts prior to the draft.

He went undrafted

RustySeabutter
Nov 11, 2000

Puncho!

Rasczak posted:

People getting pretty worked up about Tom Brady up in here

It mostly just amuses me how he spends each offseason trying to one-up himself in some kind of bad haircut challenge

no no, you see he has a supermodel girlfriend so any bad decision he makes is above reproach

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The KISS have a black hole!

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


So KISS mask in the crowd gets to keep that ball, right?

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Gerund posted:

So KISS mask in the crowd gets to keep that ball, right?
They only have one ball, he has to give it back or the game's cancelled

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

What the gently caress they have cage dancers at a football game

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Quest For Glory II posted:

What the gently caress they have cage dancers at a football game

They have stripper poles at the Jerrydome

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


LIVE dancing girls in cages hanging from the rafters.

This is a level above irony.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Gerund posted:

LIVE dancing girls in cages hanging from the rafters.

This is a level above irony.
I think this is literally a level in the videogame Revolution X

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

That lovely AFL QB just got Sam Bradforded.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I think the quarterback with the cool mustache just dislocated his shoulder

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


The "sideline" reporter is broadcasting from the hallway.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Gene Simmons looks like he's in witness protection here

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008
Someone please get some screenshots or gifs from this. I don't get the game here in Sweden.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

ESPN2 your home for learning about Gene Simmons' prostate issues

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

This sounds amazing, but I am no where near a TV that has ESPN2. Anyway we can get a gif or two from this amazing sounding uh, thing?

Edit: Beaten by two posts. Seriously, we need .gifs

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Hahaha. Gene Simmons seriously just did color commentary on that play

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Here go go go come on throw itttt OHHH. it's ok almost almost almost

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


The shiny helmet is giving me a good view if Simmon's nostrils.

Still better than Gene doing color commentary.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
TD celebrations for the LA KISS, now featuring scaring children

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Family Entertainment, says Gene Simmons




The uniforms



The field

The 7th Guest fucked around with this message at 01:04 on May 5, 2014

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


My sharona plays after the one minute warning.

A FIAT JUST DROVE ON THE FIELD WITH A GUITAR SOLO WOMAN STANDING ON TOP

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

That was some Dante Hall poo poo on that return. Maybe that was Dante Hall, maybe he's still playing football.

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