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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Remember when wrestling was good, you know, the before times before Cena put himself over the business?

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Oh Kane.

Oooooooooooooh Kane. :ughh:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

AKA Driver posted:

Just half-listening, but it sounded like Cole said Steph gave Kane his rear end back.

Hunter needed to borrow it for a bit in order to win a mower riding competition.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Zyla posted:

kane's winning, his pyro is on the posts

Anything goes in extreme rules!

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

AKA Driver posted:

Just half-listening, but it sounded like Cole said Steph gave Kane his rear end back.
That was DDP Yoga

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

I'm always impressed with how good of shape Kane stays in.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Just Chamber posted:

gently caress...

Maybe it's just a mid-match twist.... :smith:

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Fiveace Attorney posted:

Got the chair. Just need stairs and a table

got the stick and chair

come on table spot

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Writer Cath posted:

I wish David Bowie was here.

Name me 5 times that's not always the case.

Gordy
Sep 6, 2002
All I can hear is Kane breathing

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
botched toss into ring

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Dango Bango posted:

You know, for Extreme Rules there hasn't been much use of weapons.

Did you watch WeeLC?

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Static Rook posted:

Sooooo, adding Little Johnny to the list tonight we got:


Cold war cheap heat


That would've been hilariously sad a year ago, but that's actually oddly timely on the WWE's part given current events.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

projecthalaxy posted:

Remember when wrestling was good, you know, the before times before Cena put himself over the business?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha what's with all the dick shots?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
little johnny is trending!

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Fiveace Attorney posted:

Got the chair. Just need stairs and a table

This is also what I picked. Should've gone kendo stick :(

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!


:frolf:

he knows...

projecthalaxy posted:

Remember when wrestling was good, you know, the before times before Cena put himself over the business?

Is there a way I can change my name to this?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Asmodai_00 posted:

got the stick and chair

come on table spot

Got the chair, need a wrench shot.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


gently caress I loves me that sidewalk slam on the chair spot.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

tecnocrat posted:

This just makes me want a Wyatt/Kane feud badly. Two competing cults. That's good TV, dammit!

Yeah, that'd be great, just great.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Today I've run a half marathon, watched two lesbians have a fistfight at the bus stop, and now I'm watching wrestling and eating cookie dough.

This is it. This is life.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

You remind me of the Kane, what Kane? Kane with the power, what power?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

little johnny #1 tread suck it pagotards

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
Lol trending little johnny

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
I dont remember wrestling ever being good.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Gordy posted:

All I can hear is Kane breathing

With that and the mask, he's like the Pug of pro wrestling.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Little Johnny is really Big Johnny turned into a kid, that's why he talks like that.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Was that the first time in this feud that Team Hell No was mentioned?

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Zyla posted:

kane's winning, his pyro is on the posts

i'm pretty sure bryan wins but kane beats him down post match

have to have that bryan beatdown damnit!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


DeathChicken posted:

You remind me of the Kane, what Kane? Kane with the power, what power?

Power of the man.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Oooooouch. Any time the chair collapses it looks super painful.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
I hope Bryan and Kane can reconcile and become best friends again

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

projecthalaxy posted:

Remember when wrestling was good, you know, the before times before Cena put himself over the business?

ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!

tecnocrat posted:

This just makes me want a Wyatt/Kane feud badly. Two competing cults. That's good TV, dammit!

Bring back the Undertaker's druids, have a pagan v redneck battle royale for the soul of the WWE Universe.

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels
I mean... it's a Kane match in 2014. There's only so much anyone can get into it.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Chokes McGee posted:

Got the chair, need a wrench shot.

same :respek:

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
#1 TREND WORLDWIDE: Little Johnny.

For the man with endowment issues.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

if there are any tiny weapons they should use those to get over

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Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
D-Bry isn't all bandaged up tonight

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